Deconstructing Psychiatric Diagnoses

Based on my past experience both as a therapist and client in the mental health field, I have learned that when therapists or psychiatrists give you the following diagnoses all too often here is what they really mean: 

Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder:  Your obsessive nature is thwarting my compulsion to reorganize your life.

Paranoid Personality Disorder:  The way I perceive you staring at me when I ask you extremely personal questions about the most painful experiences in your life really makes me uncomfortable.

ADHD:  Your teachers don’t understand you, your parents suck, and I am on their side.

Bipolar Disorder:  You’re going through a rough time, and now that I’ve found a biologically inherent justification for it, your insurance company will allow me to bill all year for your sessions.

Narcissistic Personality Disorder:  I didn’t spend nine years getting this damn license just to listen to you blather on about YOU YOU YOU.  How about ME for a change?

Antisocial Personality Disorder:  You sicko — you actually DO the things my husband masturbates about on the internet.

PTSD:  Since I can’t bill your insurance company for just writing “PTS,” I’ll compromise with psychiatry and add that little “D” to the end…

Generalized Anxiety Disorder:  There doesn’t seem to be anything noticeably wrong with you, but you are here so you must be fucked up somehow.

Histrionic Personality Disorder:  If you keep pushing it, sweetie, I’m going to diagnose you Borderline.  So lower your voice, okay?

Cocaine Dependence:  Fool!  Adderall is legal, cheaper, covered by your health insurance, and works on the same neural pathways!

Anorexia:  They’re models on television.  You’re not.

Dependent Personality Disorder:  We both need to accept that psychotherapy was never intended to last indefinitely.  Well….unless of course you can pay full-fee, in which case I can cook up a more serious diagnosis for you…

Avoidant Personality Disorder:  Thank God you pay out of pocket, because your insurance company doesn’t allow me to bill for all your missed sessions.

Alcohol Dependence:  I probably drink just as much as you do, but since you’re paying and I have a degree I might as well pin an extra label on you.

Dissociative Identity Disorder:  I know, everyone else has diagnosed you with schizophrenia, but I want a really juicy case to present at next year’s conference…

Münchausen Syndrome by Proxy:  Finally I get a chance as a therapist to treat someone who’s just like my mother!!

1,888 thoughts on “Deconstructing Psychiatric Diagnoses

    • And watch out for their “Diagnosing” –
      They can’t see anything worth a damn –
      They’re just sizing you up in a nasty way –
      With their picky-picky-ever-so-sticky DSM –

        • Psychiatry is an insult to science –
          How so?

          BECAUSE IT’S NOT SCIENCE!!!

          So what’s all this talk about them about them having found a genetic link to all their crazy “Disorders”?
          That’s just the latest example of their junk science – where they grasp at ANYTHING they see. And lately they’ve jumped on the Genetic Bandwagon! So now they’re blaring their very own genetic horn – and hitting all the wrong notes, as usual.

          Science is held in high regard, as it should be. Psychiatrists want to be card-carrying members of this deservedly esteemed club; they think this would give them the credibilty they sorely lack.

          But Psychiatry isn’t science, nor is it an “art”, (as the most self-deluded would have you believe). It’s a shitload of wrongheaded psychological theories, dangerous pharmacuetical tinkering, all led by a staggering number of mindless “Psychiatric Diagnoses/Disorders” –

          Psychiatrists should stop pining after science – it’s like an ill-fated romance they can’t get over –
          But their scientific dalliances do serve a purpose; it sheilds them from reality – emotional reality – the kind of reality they’re ill-equipped to handle in any meaninful way. And getting immersed in science is like putting their heads in the sand –

          And what affects emotional reality? Childhood trauma – primarily – as well as horrific tragedy, difficult circumstances, and the vicissitudes of daily living.

          So meaningful answers aren’t to be found in “biological science” – not in any stupid lab test, not in any cruelly indifferent statistic or study, not in any fantastically dazzling magnetic imaging, and ESPECIALLY NOT not in any zombifying psychiatric “drug” –

          Answers are found in the act of living – in serious reflection, valid consideration and fair minded compassion –

          • Psychiatrists are unthinking people would disregard their most basic professional responsibilty –

            PHYSICIAN, HEAL THYSELF –

                • POCKET FULL OF POSEY –

                  What about “therapists” bugs you most?

                  They’re a bunch of fuckin’ posers too damn sure of themselves –

                • STRIKE UP THE BAND –
                  It’s time for (drumroll) DIAGNOSTIC BINGO!!!

                  There was a Doc who was a Crock and FAKE-O was the name, oh!
                  F-A-K-E-O!
                  F-A-K-E-O!!
                  F-A-K-E-O!!!
                  And LIAR is the name – NO!!!

                • CLOSE UP SHOTS –

                  People who look at others through diagnostic lenses need to get another outlook on life –

                  And as for why people would want to “diagnose” others in the first place is anyone’s guess –
                  So here’s one –

                  “Diagnosing” is their way of overcompensating for difficulties in their early lives. It gives them a feeling of mastery. But these feelings – while good – have a way of blinding them to the bigger picture –

                • SECRET SAUCE –

                  What’s all this “vulnerability” bullshit?

                  It’s the word “therapists” use to get you to develop an unhealthy attachment to them –

                • RUN FOR COVER –

                  Gotta watch out for those “psych diagnoses” –
                  What’s a “psych diagnosis”?
                  It’s an MD-AHA, a
                  Medically Disguised Ad Hominem Attack –

                • EGO STRENGTHS???

                  Why are psychiatrists and therapists so hung up on “diagnoses”?
                  Because without them their whole world would fall apart –
                  They can’t last one week without thinking up another one –
                  Hummm…. sounds like addiction….

                • AD – VANTAGE POINTS –
                  What’s the major flaw in psychiatry and psychotherapy?
                  The fact it’s created from a therapist’s point of view –

                • MIND GAMES OR MIND FRAMES –

                  People don’t have “mental illness” –
                  They have MENTAL STATES –

                  People don’t have “personality disorders” –
                  They have PERSONALITY PATTERNS –

                • LOST THEIR WAY –

                  I think you’re ridiculous!
                  My therapist comes from a good place –

                  That may well be, but they’re on the wrong path –

                • BOILING MADNESS –

                  “Psychiatric diagnoses” aren’t biological –
                  Because in the final analysis, what do they boil down to?
                  SUBJECTIVE OPINION –
                  Doubt that?

                  Then trace back as you follow the logic from –
                  Psych diagnoses >>>>
                  Generic labels >>>
                  Name calling >>
                  Insults >
                  And what’s left????

                  SUBJECTIVE OPINION!!!!!

                • What are “therapists”?

                  A distressingly common collection of fundamentally immature and secretly insecure people who’ve never outgrown their need for external validation, a need they unconsciously seek to gratify through their “clientele”, sickeningly devoted cadre of remarkably uncritical and woefully dependent customers –

              • And ANYONE who dares call “psychotherapy” an “art” is self congratulatory, card carrying fool –
                With ego to spare –
                That no one should take –

                • EQUIVOCATION EDUCATION –

                  What are “therapists” trained to do?

                  To rationalize the existence of “therapy” –

                • THEY DON’T KNOW WHAT THEY DON’T KNOW –

                  What do psychiatric diagnoses do?

                  UNDERMINE HUMANITY –

                • SHOTS FIRED –

                  Gotta watch out for those “psych diagnoses” –
                  What’s a “psych diagnosis”?
                  It’s an MD-AHA, a Medically Disguised Ad Hominem Attack –

                • PRICE TAGS –

                  What’s up with these “therapists”? Every other word out of their mouth’s a fuckin’ “diagnosis”! Will they ever stop?

                  Nope – not as long as there’s a price tag on it –
                  Geeez! They’re like a dog with a bone –

                • SEARCH AND SEIZURES –

                  What’s one of the most evil things a person can do to another?

                  Hijack someone’s personhood with a “psychiatric diagnosis” –

                • What’s wrong with psychiatric diagnoses?

                  They destroy one’s sense of dignity and assault the human soul –

                • OUTLIARS AND TOWN CRYERS –

                  What are “therapists” forever out to prove?
                  That THEY’RE always right –
                  And YOU’RE always wrong –

                  And they’re screaming it all over town (radio, tv, Internet) –

                • STRIKE UP THE BAND (ode to psych drugs sing-a-long) –

                  I got no drugs to hold me down –
                  To make me laugh or make me frown –
                  I had drugs but now I’m free –
                  I got no drugs in me –

                  Hi-ho the me-ri-o,
                  It’s the only way for me –
                  I want the world to know it’s the only way to be –

                  I got no pills, oh yes, I’m done –
                  I’m not tied up to anyone –
                  Docs have strings as they well know –
                  It’s really time for them to go!

                • SPEAK YOUR MIND –

                  What do most “psychiatrists” “therapists” do to their “patients” and “clients”???

                  MUZZLE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

              • Nor is “Psychotherapy” an “art” –

                And though it’s a far less sterile pursuit than Psychiatry aims and claims to be, it remains miserable enterprise that falls neatly and vividly into the strikingly unique category universally known as “SHARTS” –

                • TAKE A BOW –

                  Ready to quit “therapy”?
                  Good –

                  For a last hurrah, quit kissing up and go head to head with that “thing” you call a “therapist” –
                  One adult to another –
                  And oh my, they won’t like that –
                  Ohhh, no!

                  But you’ll see a whole side of them you’ll never forget –

                • OFF BALANCED –

                  What’s the therapist-client “power imbalance”?

                  It’s the WELL-HEELED walking all over the UNHEALED –

                • CHEW ON THIS –

                  How do “therapists” “treat” their “clients”
                  ?
                  LIKE GUM ON THEIR SHOES –

                • AND THEY CALL IT “THERAPY” –

                  What do “therapists” do???

                  CHEW YOU UP AND SPIT YOU OUT –

                • THEY CALL THAT “THERAPY”???

                  What do therapists do?

                  CHEW YOU UP AND SPIT YOU OUT –
                  (all for a price, of course) –

                • EQUIVOCATION EDUCATION –

                  What are “therapists” trained to do?

                  TO SPEAK WITH A FORKED TONGUE –

                • OFF KILTER –

                  The “power imbalance” in “therapy” is, by its own name, UNHEALTHY –
                  It’s a dynamic where the well-heeled walk all over the unhealed –

                • THEY DON’T KNOW WHAT THEY DON’T KNOW –

                  What do psychiatric diagnoses do?

                  UNDERMINE HUMANITY –

                • JUST BE YOURSELF???

                  The strangest thing happened in “therapy” today –
                  And what was that?
                  I finally decided to be “authentic” and the turd threw me out!

                • SMALL TALKS –

                  It’s impossible to have constructive conversations with “therapists” –
                  How so?
                  Because every time you disagree with them, they give you another “diagnosis” –

                • SYNCHRONICITY OF AUTHENTICITY

                  It’s been quite a day –
                  Really? Do tell!
                  Well, you know how hard I’ve tried to quit “therapy”, so I…so I…
                  So you what?! So you what?!
                  So I made up my mind to be my true self and the therapist threw me out!

                • MISNOMERED –

                  What’s wrong with psychiatric diagnoses?

                  They destroy one’s sense of dignity and assault the human soul –

                • PLAYTIME –

                  What’s two games “therapists” never outgrew?
                  Simon Says and Follow the Leader –

                • NO STRINGS ATTACHED (ode to psych diagnoses sing-a-long) –

                  I got no drugs to hold me down –
                  To make me laugh or make me frown –
                  I had drugs but now I’m free –
                  There are no drugs in me!

                  Hi -ho! the me-ri-o, it’s the only way to be –
                  I want the world to know it’s the only place to be!

                  I got no drugs, oh yes I’m done –
                  And now I’m having lots more fun –
                  Drugs are drags, as you all know –
                  It’s really time for them to go!

                • NO STRINGS ATTACHED (ode to psych drugs sing-a-long) –

                  I got no drugs to hold me down –
                  To make me laugh or make me frown –
                  I had drugs but now I’m free –
                  I got no drugs in me!

                  Hi-ho! the me-ri-o –
                  It’s the only way for me –
                  I want the world to know it’s the only way to be!

                  I got no Docs, oh yes I’m done –
                  And now I’m having lots more fun –
                  Docs have strings as they well know –
                  It’s really time for them to go!

                • NO STRINGS ATTACHED
                  Ode to Psych Drugs sing-a-long
                  (Please refer to the song “I Got No Strings”) –

                  I got no drugs to hold me down –
                  To make me laugh or make me frown –
                  I had drugs, but now I’m free –
                  There are no drugs in me!

                  Hi-ho! the me-ri-o!
                  It’s the only way for me –
                  I want the world to know it’s the only place to be –

                  I got no “Doc”, oh yes I’m done –
                  And now I’m having lots more fun –
                  “Docs” are drags as you may know –
                  It’s really time for them to go!

                • NO STRINGS ATTACHED
                  Ode to Psych Drugs sing-a-long
                  (Please refer to the song “I Got No Strings” –

                  I got no drugs to hold me down –
                  To make me laugh or make me frown –
                  I had drugs but now I’m free –
                  I got no drugs in me!

                  Hi-ho! the me-ri-o!
                  It’s the only way for me –
                  I want the world to know it’s the only place to be!

                  I got no “Doc”, oh yes I’m done –
                  And now I’m having lots more fun –
                  “Docs” are drags, as you may know –
                  It’s really time for them to go!

                • NO STRINGS ATTACHED
                  Ode to Psych Drugs sing-a-long
                  (Please refer to the song “I Got No Strings”)

                  I got no drugs to hold me down –
                  To make me laugh or make me frown –
                  I had drugs but now I’m free –
                  There are no drugs in me!

                  Hi-ho! the me-ri-o!
                  It’s the only way for me –
                  I want the world to know it’s the only place to be!

                  I got no “Doc”, oh yes I’m done –
                  And now I’m having lots more fun –
                  “Docs” are drags as you may know –
                  It’s really time for them to go!

                • NO STRINGS ATTACHED –
                  Ode to Psych Drugs –
                  (Please refer to the song “I Got No Strings) –

                  I got no drugs to hold me down –
                  To make me laugh or make me frown –
                  I had drugs, but now I’m free –
                  I got a drugs in me –

                  Hi-ho! the mer-ri-o!
                  It’s the only way for me –
                  I want the world to know it’s the only way to be!

                  I got no “Docs”, oh yes I’m done –
                  And now I’m having lots more fun!
                  “Docs” are drags, as a you may know –
                  It’s really time for them to go!

                • BEGGERS’ BANQUET –

                  What do most “therapists” demand from their “clients”?

                  ABJECT SUPPLICATION –

                • SEAWORTHY –

                  What’s “dyadic psychotherapy”?
                  Rearranging deck chairs –

                  What’s self therapy?
                  The voyage back to yourself –

                • NO STRINGS ATTACHED (ode to psych drugs sing-a-long) –

                  I got no drugs to hold me down –
                  To make me laugh or make me frown –
                  I had drugs but now I’m free –
                  There are no drugs in me!

                  Hi-ho! the me-ri-o, it’s the only way to be –
                  I want the world to know it’s the only place to be!

                  I got no drugs, oh yes I’m done –
                  And now I’m having lots more fun –
                  Drugs are drags, as you well know –
                  It’s really time for them to go!

                • LOST THEIR WAY –

                  I think you’re ridiculous! My therapist comes from a good place –

                  That may well be, but they’re on the wrong road –

                • NO STRINGS ATTACHED
                  Ode to Psych Drugs sing-a-long
                  (Please refer to the song “I Got No Strings”) –

                  I got no drugs to hold me down –
                  To make me laugh or make me frown –
                  I had drugs, but now I’m free –
                  There are no drugs in me –

                  Hi-ho! the me-ri-o!
                  It’s the only way for me –
                  I want the world to know it’s the only place to be!

                  I got no “Docs”, oh yes I’m done –
                  And now I’m having lots more fun –
                  “Docs” are drags, as you may know –
                  It’s really time for them to go!

              • MIND GAMES OR MIND FRAMES –

                People don’t have “mental illness” –
                They have MENTAL STATES –

                People don’t have “personality disorders” –
                They have PERSONALITY PATTERNS –

                • DON’T TAKE DICTATION –

                  Don’t let some stupid “therapist” write you off –
                  Write your own damn story –

                • DON’T TAKE DICTATION –

                  Don’t let some stupid “therapist” write you off –
                  WRITE YOUR OWN DAMN STORY!!!

                • WITHOUT A DOUBT –

                  What’s your problem with therapy and therapists?

                  The fact that it’s an artificial relationship based on a power imbalance and is established and maintained through financial means are my reasons for concern.

                  I fail to see how these dynamics create anything resembling a healthy relationship between adults. A power imbalance by its very nature only serves to foster a client’s dependence, a dependence intensified by therapists who are trained to view themselves as the experts rather than their clients. This kind of dynamic can lead to clients getting stuck living out a therapist’s narrative rather than following their own instincts and intuition. And while this dynamic is by no means limited to psychotherapeutic relationships, society’s relentless promotion of therapy as the ideal only serves to further such dependence.

                  Another drawback is the mistaken notion that the benefits psychotherapy are the sole province of psychotherapy. This only serves those who stand to benefit financially and professionally, which should be a source of concern, but this is not the case.

                  It seems therapists have had their greatest success promoting themselves more than anything else. Their genius for creating needs where none exist while satisfying their own is nothing less than remarkable. However, in spite of such resourcefulness, therapists fail to see how clients would be best served knowing that therapy is by no means the only way to health. But therapists reluctance and/or failure to inform clients of such vital information can only be explained by the fact that they’ve a financial incentive, which only proves their motives are selfish –

                  And of this I have no doubt –

                • HERO WORSHIPPED –

                  Why is seeing a therapist a bad idea?

                  Because therapists think THEY know you better than YOU know you, because therapists are trained to think therapists know better than anyone who isn’t a therapist –

                  But it’s also because therapists, no matter how thoughtful and considerate they may seem, have the following:

                  Massive egos –
                  Manipulative natures –
                  Exploitive and greedy characters –
                  And harbor an intense but unconscious desire to be seen as “the savior,” or “the hero” –

                  And what does all this mean?
                  That therapists are people to avoid IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY –

                • SCARED SHITLESS –

                  What scares the shit outta “therapists”?

                  WHEN THEY REALIZE YOU’VE GOT MORE BRAINS AND BALLS THAN THEY DO –

              • WRONG PLACE
                WRONG TIME
                ALWAYS A CRIME

                “Being vulnerable” is way oversold –

                What do you mean? Therapists say being vulnerable is healthy –

                Being vulnerable is healthy – but only with the right people –

                And who are the right people?

                Well it isn’t therapists –

                Then who is it?

                It’s not people you have to pay, and it’s not people you can’t get to know well personally, which leaves the old standbys called close friends, and if you’re lucky, family –

                So therapists aren’t trustworthy?

                No. Why would trust someone who’s required to label you, or can force you to take “medication”, or maybe even lock you up against your will in some so-called “treatment facility” for an indefinite period of time? And this can happen to anyone –

                Wow…so why do therapists want you be vulnerable?

                Because it sells well and pays even better, in other words, “being vulnerable” makes people vulnerable/susceptible to a therapist’s manipulative machinations. And in case you hadn’t noticed, the word “vulnerable” has proven to be an especially marketable word on the publicity circuit, making the pushiest and most publicity-crazed “therapists” mouth it every time they turn on a microphone –

                • WET BEHIND EARS –

                  What do therapists crave?

                  TREATMENT NAIVE CLIENTS –

                • CARRIED AWAY –

                  Therapists love the word “vulnerable”. They’ve even made it a buzzword. They got carried away because they think it makes them sound convincing, when all it really means is being unguarded with the people you trust – which, btw, shouldn’t be therapists. But the word “vulnerable” fits right in with the rest of therapists’ touchy-feely garbage routine, and really adds to their generally touchy-feely brand of creepiness –

                • LIE, LIE OR PACIFY???

                  Hi! What’s new with you?

                  Hi! Well…I just met with the strangest therapist –

                  What? Haven’t you heard?? ALL therapists are strange – it’s a job requirement!

                  Well this one sure fit the bill –

                  Really? Tell me about it –

                  Well, first the weirdo talked to me in the softest voice, almost like I was their kid or their lover, but once they saw THAT wasn’t gonna work, they got angry!

                  Oh yeah, been there – But let me guess – the jackass thought they had you ALL figured out before you even opened your mouth, and once you did, they got pissed!

                  More than pissed – they got pissed AND acted entitled – you’d think I committed a crime or something –

                  Oh yeah – and don’t tell me – they started scolding you with the word “vulnerable” –

                  How did you know?? And I don’t EVER want to hear THAT word again –

                  Got it – but it’s their old standby – they haul it out whenever they realize someone’s onto their shit –

                  But what’s the deal with this “therapy”? All I’m trying to do is be myself –

                  But that’s JUST what therapists DON’T want you to be – YOURSELF –

                  Then what DO they want?

                  Therapists want you to be what THEY want you to be –

                  Wow… I think you’re right…wait – just like my parents!!!

                  I think you’re catching on –

                  Catching on??

                  Yes, therapists are out to be everyone’s parent –

                  Why?

                  Because they’re insecure people who need to throw their weight around –

                  Well who wants that? I just wouldn’t want to be stared at all day –

                  But that’s EXACTLY what therapists want – to be stared at all day –

                  Why?

                  Because it’s something their own parents didn’t do enough of for them, or if they did, it wasn’t in the right way –

                  So what you’re saying is, therapists charge people to be their human pacifier –

                  You got it!

                  But why do people keep going to “therapy”?

                  Because the pacifier thing works both ways –

                  Well I wasn’t put on this earth to be some idiot therapist’s human pacifier, that’s for sure – and I sure as hell can figure out how to be MY OWN goddamn pacifier –

                  Good – and you won’t be sorry once you do!!!

              • POWER HUNGRY –

                Psychiatrists act out –
                EVERY CHANCE THEY GET –

                Every time they “diagnose” a “patient” or write a prescription, they act out – again and again and again –

                It’s their very own time-honored loop of repetition compulsion that suppresses their memories of when they felt powerless –

                • AN OUNCE OF PREVENTION IS WORTH A POUND OF CURE –

                  All it takes is a dime’s worth of common sense and a dollar’s worth of self respect to avoid the money pit called “psychotherapy” –

                  So don’t let some trauma-happy “therapist” talk you into burning a hole in your pocket –
                  NOTHING THEY SAY is worth that much –

                  BTW, did you know how much those fat-headed fools charge these days???
                  Upwards of three hundred bucks a pop – JUST FOR ONE SITTING!!!

                  OMG – I’d rather be shitting –

                • SHIT OF FOOLS –

                  Do you mean to tell me those goddamn “therapists” can charge three hundred bucks a pop??

                  Yep, they sure can –

                  WTF!!! That’s emotionally piracy! I ain’t boarding that ship of fools – and what the hell are they doing anyway?? Wiping their asses with gold leaf toilet paper???

                • SHIT OF FOOLS –

                  Do you mean to tell me those goddamn “therapists” can charge three hundred bucks a pop??

                  Yep, they sure can –

                  WTF!!! That’s emotional piracy! I ain’t boarding THAT ship of fools – and what the hell are they doing anyway?? Wiping their asses with gold leaf toilet paper???

                • ADVANTAGE POINTS –

                  What’s the major flaw in psychiatry and psychotherapy?
                  That it’s created from a therapist’s point of view –

                • PLAYTIME –

                  What’s two games “therapists” never outgrew?
                  Simon Says and Follow the Leader –

              • POWER HUNGRY –

                “Psychiatrists” act out –
                EVERY CHANCE THEY GET –

                Every time they diagnose a patient, and every time they write a prescription, THEY’RE ACTING OUT –

                It’s their way of suppressing their memories of when they were POWERLESS –

                • UTOPIA OF MYOPIA –

                  Psychiatrists’ near-sighted obsession with “diagnoses” and “drugs” is their way of denying the existence and influence of emotional trauma –

                  They need to take a bird’s eye view –

                • POWER HUNGRY –

                  Psychiatrists act out –
                  EVERY CHANCE THEY GET –

                  EVERY time they “diagnose” a “patient” –
                  EVERY time they write a prescription –
                  THEY’RE ACTING OUT –
                  It’s THEIR way of suppressing THEIR memories of when THEY were powerless –

                • SHIT OF FOOLS –

                  Do you mean to tell me those goddamn “therapists” can charge three hundred of a pop?

                  Yep, they sure can –

                  WTF!!! That’s emotional piracy! I ain’t boarding THAT ship of fools – and what the hell are they doing anyway???

                  WIPING THEIR ASS WITH GOLD LEAF TOILET PAPER –

              • SACRED COW-ARDS –

                Why are “therapists” so defensive about “therapy”?

                Because deep down, they know it’s an overpriced, overdone and oversold TROJAN HORSE –

                • KNEE JERKS –

                  What are “psychiatrists”?

                  Know-nothing know-it-alls, trained in the fine art of BR – Biological Reflexology –

                  Biological Reflexology?? What’s that?

                  It’s where they’re trained to reflexively name, diagnose, and dole out pills for WHATEVER ails you in ten minutes or less –

                  Is THAT all they do?

                  Pretty much – but some schools of Reductionism have branched out to include the sub specialties of Blow-Hard and Brow-Beating, which appeals to those without an M.D –

                • WHAT’S WHAT??

                  What’s “psychiatry”?
                  Knee-Jerk Medicine –

                  What’s “psychotherapy”?
                  Academic Fortune-Telling –

                • JOB DESCRIPTIONS –

                  What are “psychiatrists”?

                  Biological Bozos –
                  Diagnostic Diehards –
                  Pharmaceutical Pimps –

                  What are “therapists”?

                  Pompous Windbags –
                  Breathless BlowHards –
                  Emotional PiggyBackers –

                • HANDY DANDY –

                  Is there anything “therapists” can’t handle?

                  ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH THEM –

                • ROOT CAUSE –

                  How does the nightmare of “therapy” get started?

                  By believing you need an “expert” –

                • IDLE CHATTER –

                  What’s a “therapist’s” favorite activity?

                  FLAPPING THEIR JAWS –

                • DOES MIGHT MAKE RIGHT???

                  It does according to “therapists” –
                  ‘Cause THEY make all the rules!

                • DOES MIGHT MAKE RIGHT?
                  It does according to “therapists” –

                  ‘CAUSE THEY WRITE ALL THE RULES –

                • SACRED COWARDS –

                  Why are therapists so defensive about “therapy”?

                  Because deep down, they know it’s an overrated, overpriced, oversold TROJAN HORSE –

                • NO STRINGS ATTACHED (ode to psych drugs sing-a-long) –

                  I got no drugs to hold me down –
                  To make me laugh or make me frown –
                  I had drugs but now I’m free –
                  It’s the only way to be –

                  Hi-ho, the me-ri-o, it’s the only way for me –
                  I want the world to know it’s the only way to be –

                  I got no pills, oh yes I’m done –
                  I’m not tied up to anyone –
                  Docs have strings as they well know –
                  It’s really time for them to go!

              • INSULT TO INJURY –

                Is there anything worse than the crap you’ve already been through?
                Indeed there is –

                And what could THAT be?

                Letting your misfortunes finance some “therapists” expensive tastes –

                • DAYS OF PLUNDER –

                  What are “therapists”?

                  Profoundly arrogant people who’ve no qualms enjoying their ill-gotten gains –

                • LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE –

                  What’s one of today’s BIGGEST LIES???

                  That seeing a “professional” is the only and “best” way to get better –

                • What are “therapists’” most insufferable characteristic???

                  THEIR SELF RIGHTEOUSNESS –

                • HOLIER THAN THOU –

                  What’s a “therapist’s” most insufferable characteristic???

                  THEIR SELF RIGHTEOUSNESS –

                • GOT THEIR GOAT YET?

                  “Therapists” seem so unflappable – doesn’t anything ever bother them??

                  Just watch their faces turn red when you start contradicting them –

                • LOST IN HINTERLAND –
                  Be ready to lose your way in “therapy” –

                  IT HINDERS YOUR RESOURCEFULNESS –

                • HANDS FREE –

                  Stay out of a “therapist’s” emotional clutches –

                  THEY’RE OUT TO BE YOUR EMOTIONAL CRUTCHES –

                • LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE –

                  What’s one of the biggest lies told today?

                  That “seeing a therapist” is the only and “best” way to get better –

                • CHIEF COMPLAINT –

                  “My therapist acts
                  holier-than-thou – what should I do?

                  TELL THE GRIFTER TO GO EAT A COW –

                • KNOW THE SCORE –

                  Your average “therapist” is a tone-deaf Jonny One Note –

                  WHO CAN’T FACE THE MUSIC –

                • OH NO, MAESTRO –

                  Most therapists are Two-Tone Charlies who think they’re writing a symphony –

                • INSULT TO INJURY –

                  Is there anything worse than the crap you’ve already been through?
                  Indeed there is –

                  And what would THAT be?

                  Having your misfortunes fund some asshole therapist’s expensive lifestyle –

                • HANDS FREE –

                  Stay out of “therapists”
                  emotional clutches –

                  They want to be your emotional crutches –

                • NO STRINGS ATTACHED
                  Ode to Psych Drugs sing-a-long
                  (Please refer to the song “I Got No Strings” –
                  I got no drugs to hold me down –
                  To make me laugh or make me frown –
                  I had drugs, but now I’m free –
                  There are no drugs in me!

                  Hi-ho! the-me-ri-o!
                  It’s the only way for me –
                  I want the world to know it’s the only place to be!

                  I got no”Doc”, oh yes I’m done –
                  And now I’m having lots more fun –
                  “Docs” are drags, as you well know –
                  It’s really time for them to go!

                • GIDDY-UP AND PITY-UP –

                  Why do “therapists” get so defensive when people criticize “psychotherapy”?

                  Because deep down they know it’s nothing more than an overrated, overpriced, and oversold TROJAN HORSE –

                • WITHOUT A DOUBT –

                  Why in the world do you dislike dyadic psychotherapy and psychotherapists so much?

                  Because it’s an artificial relationship based on a power imbalance that favors the clinician over the client, and that it’s established and maintained through financial means. I fail to see how these dynamics can create anything resembling a healthy relationship.

                  A power imbalance by its very nature creates a dependency in clients that is only intensified by therapists who are trained to view themselves as the experts rather than their clients. Dynamics like these can lead to clients getting stuck living out a therapist’s narrative rather than following their own instincts and intuition.
                  And while these dynamics are by no means limited to dyadic psychotherapeutic relationships, society’s relentless promotion of dyadic psychotherapy as the ideal furthers clients’ dependency.

                  Another drawback is the mistaken notion that the benefits of dyadic psychotherapy are the sole province of dyadic psychotherapy.
                  Add to this the inescapable fact that psychotherapists stand to benefit both financially and professionally from their reckless spreading of this wholly erroneous information.

                  And although discouraging, it seems therapists have great success promoting themselves more than anything else, as their genius for creating needs where none previously existed coincides beautifully with satisfying their own. Their ability to fashion two such brilliant manifestations simultaneously can only be described as truly remarkable.

                  However, in spite of their resourcefulness, therapists universally fail to see that clients would be better served knowing that dyadic psychotherapy is by no means their only path to healing.

                  And it seems therapists’ reluctance and/or refusal to inform clients of such vital information can only be attributed to the fact that therapists have financial incentive for maintaining their status quo, which only goes to prove their motives are selfish.

                  And of this I have no doubt –

                • CLARIFICATIONS –

                  What is “emotional distraction”?
                  Something “therapists” indulge in to keep from focusing on themselves (i.e. “therapy”) –

                  What is “professional distinction”?
                  Something obnoxious people (i.e. “therapists”) think makes their opinions matter more than others –

                  What are “therapists”?
                  A group of laughably pretentious people unable to distinguish between grandiosity and altruism –

                • TRUTH OR DARE –

                  What’s the one thing “therapists” never tell you?
                  HOW TO HEAL ON YOUR OWN –

                • TRUTH OR DARE –

                  What’s the one thing therapists never tell you?

                  THAT YOU CAN HEAL ON YOUR OWN –

                • SCARE-CROWED –

                  Therapists seem so unflappable –
                  Does anything rattle them?
                  You’ll see their look of astonishment when you start contradicting them –

                • SMALL TALKS –

                  It’s impossible to have constructive conversations with “therapists” –
                  How so?
                  Because every time you disagree with them they give you another “diagnosis” –

                • CANCEL CULTURED –

                  So what’s the difference between grandiosity and altruism?

                  Well, for “therapists”, there’s NO difference –

                  No difference? How so??

                  Because “therapists” EXPECT PAYMENT – which cancels out their grandiose claims of altruism – but DOES prove their unconscious grandiosity –

                • CANCEL CULTURED –

                  So what’s the difference between grandiosity and altruism?

                  Well, with therapists
                  there’s NO difference –

                  No difference? How so??

                  Because therapists DEMAND PAYMENT – which immediately cancels out any claims of true altruism –

                  And since most therapists show enough temerity to make such outlandish claims, their actions make it very easy to see evidence of therapists’ unmistakable, defining ultimately overriding grandiosity –

                • IDENTITY CRISIS –

                  Psychiatry is neither here nor there –

                  It’s forever caught in an academic turf war, a “diagnostic” no-man’s land, clumsily straddling the rotting fence between psychiatry’s Great Divide of psychology and biology, nature and nurture, or science and soul –

                  And after a century, it’s still talking out of both sides of its mouth, determined to continue its Diagnostic Mission Creep, creating its nasty heap of Diagnostic Miasma –

                  But Neurology’s saved the day!
                  Dangling scientific cachet psychiatrists have always dreamed of –

                  But alas, it’s not to be – It’s just another shallow psychiatric slide-show side-show –

                • IDENTITY CRISIS –

                  Psychiatry not only can’t figure out what it “is” –
                  It can’t figure it what it “was” –
                  Because it never “was” an “is” to begin with –

                • FUTILITY CRISIS –

                  Psychiatry’s neither here nor there –

                  It’s forever fighting an academic turf war, living in its “diagnostic” no-man’s land as it clumsily straddles the rickety fence between psychiatry’s Great Divide of psychology and biology, nature and nurture, science and soul –
                  Yet after a century it’s still talking out of both sides of its mouth, determined to continue its pointless Diagnostic Mission Creep, perpetually increasing its nasty heap of Diagnostic Miasma –

                  But hurray!!! Neurology’s saved the day, dangling its bouquet of scientific cachet that until now psychiatrists could only dream of –
                  But alas, it’s not to be,
                  as it’s just another of psychiatry’s useless slide-show side-shows –

                • IRK THE JERK –

                  What rankles “psychiatrists/therapists” more than anything?

                  When you suddenly announce you’ve found another therapist – a better one – that happens to be YOU!

                • SCARE-CROWED –

                  Therapists seem unflappable – does anything rattle them?

                  Watch their eyes bug out and their face do contortions whenever you contradict them –

                • GOTTA DANCE –

                  What’s up with
                  these “therapists”? Those twits get all bent outta shape cuz I won’t do what they tell me to!

                  I know what you mean – they get aggravated when you don’t and won’t dance to their scratchy tunes –

                  And what’s with these friggin’ “checklists”?

                  Oh – that’s their “dance card”, so to speak – if it ain’t full, they get all twitchy –

                  Twitchy?? Damn! Feels like I’m babysittin’ THEM! And they shouldn’t be “dancin’” in the first place cuz all they do is stomp on me with their two left feet! And get this – I felt fine ‘til I let ‘em mess with my head –

                  That’s what they do, alright, fuck up your head so they don’t have to deal with their own – but it didn’t use to be this way – you know, everywhere you look they’re “diagnosing” this and pathologizing that –

                  Why in hell do they do it?

                  To keep up with the rate of inflation – the lives they lead don’t come cheap –

                  THAT’S for sure – I DID get the feeling this motherfucker likes livin’ the life of Riley a little too much –

                  Yep, and they get used to it, REAL FAST –

                • PRICE TAGS –

                  What’s up with “psychiatrists”? Every other word out of their mouth’s a fuckin’ “diagnosis”!
                  Won’t they ever quit?

                  Nope – not as long as there’s a price tag on it –
                  Geeez! They’re like a dog with a bone –

                • SYNCHRONICITY OF AUTHENTICITY –

                  It’s been quite a day!
                  Really? Do tell!
                  Well, you know how hard I’ve tried to quit “therapy”? So I… so I…
                  So you what? So you what?
                  So I made up my mind to be myself and the “therapist” threw me out!

                • EGO STRENGTHS???

                  Why are psychiatrists and therapists so hung up on “diagnoses”?
                  Because without them their whole world would fall apart –
                  They can’t last one week without thinking up another one –
                  Hummm….sounds like addiction….

                • FACE UP AND PHASE OUT –

                  What’s the one thing most “therapists” can’t bring themselves to admit?

                  That the world would get along just fine and even better without their ridiculous “DSM” –

                  It’s something they refuse to believe because it would mean the end of their endless world-wide word-hustle, as their “DSM” essentially functions to preserve their two most prized possessions: their egos and wallets –

                  So what does that make most “therapists”?

                  A group of overfed, overdressed, and overpaid paid liars and crooks –

                • NAKED TRUTHS –

                  What are most therapists too cowardly to admit, too weak to withstand, and ultimately too stupid to ever even begin to appreciate?

                  BRUTAL HONESTY –
                  Something in short supply and in stark contrast to their crazy world of “psychotherapy” –

                • What do “therapists” like doing??

                  Charging a lot and living larger —

                • If psychiatry were legitimate, neurology would have absorbed it long ago –
                  Which goes to show HOW FAKE PSYCHIATRY IS –

                • LASER VISION –

                  What enrages “psychiatrists”?

                  When they know you see right through them –

                • CORNERED THE MARKET???

                  What’s the one thing “psychiatrists/therapists” can’t stand to hear?

                  That “talk therapy” isn’t for everyone and it’s certainly not for you –
                  AND IT’S NOT THE ONLY GAME IN TOWN –

                • JUST GOES TO SHOW –
                  If psychiatry’s “diagnoses” were legitimate, neurology would have absorbed it long ago –
                  Which goes to show JUST HOW FAKE “psychiatry” is –

                • What infuriates “psychiatrists”?

                  When you tell them you’re not interested in being their guinea pig –

                • WATCH YOUR STEP –

                  What’s it like seeing a “therapist”?

                  It’s like stepping in a pile of dogshit –
                  THEIR DOGSHIT –

                • IRK THE JERKS –

                  What rankles “psychiatrists/therapists” more than anything?

                  When you finally announce you’ve found another therapist – a good one that just so happens to be YOU!

                  But what will they say?!
                  It won’t matter – you’ll nothing but radio silence –

                • IRK THE JERKS –

                  What rankles “psychiatrists/therapists” more than anything?

                  When you finally announce you’ve found another therapist – a good one that happens to be YOU!

                  But what will they say?
                  It won’t matter cuz at long last you’ll hear nothing but radio silence –
                  Good! It’ll be the eighth wonder of the world –

                • FUCK IT TO THE BUCKET –

                  The next time Dr. Pootileehoots say you need a “bucket list”, you’ll tell that overrated, overripe, overpriced motherfucker THEY’RE number one on your “fuck it” list as you waltz out the door, never to return –

                • FANCY FOOTWORK –

                  What’s up with those therapists? For crying out loud, you’d think they’d never met a real person before –

                  I gotcha – put a foot wrong and they got drugs and diagnoses up the fuckin’ wazoo –

                • GOTTA DANCE –

                  What’s up with these “therapists”? Those twits get all bent outta shape cuz I won’t do what they tell me to –

                  I know what you mean – they get aggravated when you don’t and won’t dance to their scratchy tunes –

                  And what’s with these friggin’ “checklists”?

                  Oh – that’s their “dance card”, so to speak – if it ain’t full, they get twitchy –

                  Twitchy? Damn! – feels like I’m babysittin’ THEM – and they shouldn’t be “dancin’” in the first place cuz all they’re doin’ is stompin’ on me with their two left feet! AND GET THIS – I felt fine ‘til I let ‘em mess with my head!

                  That’s what they do alright, fuck with your head so they don’t have to deal with their own – but it didn’t use to be this way – you know, with them “diagnosing” this and pathologizing that, all up and down the yin yang –

                  So why in the hell do they do it?

                  To keep up with the rate of inflation, cuz the lives they lead don’t come cheap –

                  That’s for sure, and I get the feeling this motherfucker likes living the life of Riley a little too much –

                  Yep, and they get used to it, REAL FAST –

                • SHALL WE DANCE?

                  I’m so fuckin’ tired of hearin’ those motherfuckin’ fools rattle off one shit “diagnosis” after another! And they won’t stop!

                  And they never will. They’re like the piped-in music at the goddamn grocery store – and won’t leave you alone til you start tap-dancing to their racket!

                • GUINEA PIGS –

                  What enrages “psychiatrists”?

                  When you tell them you’re not interested in being their mouse on a treadmill –

                • SWINE AND DINE –

                  What enrages “psychiatrists”?

                  When you tell them you’re not interested in being their guinea pig –

                • SWINE-AND-DIME –

                  What enrages “psychiatrists”?

                  When you tell them you’re not interested in being their guinea pig –

                • DR. GUINEA PIG –

                  What enrages “psychiatrists” more than anything?

                  When you tell them you’re not interested in being their mouse on a treadmill –

                • THEY DON’T KNOW WHAT THEY DON’T KNOW –

                  What do “psychiatric diagnoses” do?

                  UNDERMINE HUMANITY –

                • HOG -TIED –

                  What a day I’ve had – you won’t believe what happened to me!
                  Try me –
                  Well, I finally got the guts to tell them therapists just what I think of ‘em, and whadya know? They started sqealin’ like a stuck pig!!
                  Well I’ll be damned –

                • AD HOMINEM –

                  Why do “therapists” like being “therapists”?
                  Because they get to insult people –
                  AND GET AWAY WITH IT

                • SMALL TALKS –

                  It’s impossible to have a constructive conversation with “therapists “ –
                  Really? Why?
                  Because every time you disagree they give you a “diagnosis” –

                • PRICE TAGS –

                  What’s up with these “therapists”? Every other word out of their mouth’s a fuckin’ “diagnosis”! Will they ever stop?

                  Nope – not as long as there’s a price tag on it –
                  Geeez! They’re like a dog with a bone –

                • CALLING DR. AD HOMINEM –

                  What do “therapists” like being “therapists”?
                  Because they get to insult people and get away with it!

                • SEARCH AND SEIZURES –

                  What’s one of the most evil things a person can do to another?

                  Hijack their personhood with a “psychiatric diagnosis” –

                • SELL DOWN THE RIVER –

                  What’s up with them “therapists”? You’d think they never met a real person before –

                  I getcha it! Put one foot wrong and they got drugs and diagnoses up the fuckin’ wazoo –

                • BAD FAITH –

                  Psychiatry’s not science.
                  Psychiatry’s not medicine.
                  It’s a religion –

                  Because psychiatrists change “diagnoses” like people change religions, and it only “works” if you believe in it –

                • FULL DISCLOSURE?

                  Here’s two things “therapists” will never tell you:

                  That “therapy’s” not for everyone and it may not be for you, and that –
                  IT’S NOT THE ONLY GAME IN TOWN –

                • DREAM A LITTLE DREAM???

                  Hey – everything okay with you? You look loaded for bear!

                  Loaded for bear??? I’m loaded for BITCH!!!

                  Loaded for bitch…humm…well THAT’S a new one – so what’s going on with you?

                  Well I finally walked out of that asshole therapist’s office for the last time –

                  Well that’s great! But I thought that’d make you feel better –

                  Oh, it does , for sure – but I was just thinking about the last question the idiot asked me –

                  And what was that?

                  The damn fool asked me what I’d dreamt of being when I was growing up, but after I told ‘em, the nitwit gave me another “diagnosis” –

                  For shit and for sure?

                  Yes – for SHIT and for SURE –

                  Well what’d the heck you tell ‘em???

                  That I dreamt of being ONE BADASS BITCH –

                  Well after today, I think your dream finally came true –

                • LOST CAUSE –

                  Psychiatrists and therapists are hopeless cases – they’re virtually drowning in “diagnoses”!

                  Well don’t wait for them to come up for air –
                  You’ll be waiting a millennia –

                • STEP RIGHT UP –

                  You’re NOT a “diagnosis” –
                  And neither is anyone else –
                  So stop listening to the psychiatric carnival barkers –

                • GO AHEAD, LOSE YOURSELF –

                  What do “psychiatric diagnoses” do?
                  Alienate you –
                  FROM YOUR SELF –

                • STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND –

                  Don’t “psychiatric diagnoses” make the world a better place?

                  Not if you’re on the receiving end –
                  They make you a stranger to yourself –

                • Everything feels so strange these days because
                  everywhere you go is full of “psychiatric diagnoses” – some people don’t even use their own name anymore!
                  What’s become of this world?
                  It’s become one big ALIEN-NATION –

                • CIRCUS TENTS AND CARNIVAL BARKS –

                  Forget all those “diagnoses” –
                  You’re NOT a “diagnosis” –
                  And neither is anyone else –
                  No one belongs under their BIG TENT –

                • CAT CALLS AND SPITBALLS –

                  It’s impossible to have a constructive conversation with a therapist –
                  Really? How so?
                  Because anytime you disagree with them, they spit out a “diagnosis” –

                • CALLING DR. AD HOMINEM –

                  Why do “therapists” like being “therapists”?
                  Because they get to insult people and get away with it!

                • STRANGER IN STRANGE LAND –

                  I thought psychiatric diagnoses made the world a better place –
                  Not if you’re on the receiving end –
                  They make you a stranger to yourself –

                • STEP RIGHT UP –

                  You’re not and never were a “diagnosis –
                  And neither is anyone else –
                  So “treat” yourself by not listening to “therapy’s” Carnival Barkers –

                • ALIEN-NATION –

                  Everything feels so strange these days –
                  Everyone’s become a walking-talking DSM!
                  You’d think they forgot their own name –

                  They just about have –

                • MISNOMERED –

                  What’s written with psychiatric diagnoses?

                  They destroy one’s sense of dignity and assault the human soul –

                • KNOW THE DIFFERENCE –

                  Why should psychiatry be demolished?

                  Because life and living are creative endeavors and not a scientific formula –

                • STEP RIGHT UP –

                  You’re not and never were a “diagnosis” –
                  And neither is anyone else –

                  So “treat” yourself by not listening to “therapy’s” carnival barkers –

                • KNOW THE DIFFERENCE –

                  Why should “psychiatry” be demolished?

                  Because life and living are creative endeavors –
                  NOT A SCIENTIFIC FORMULA –

                • CIRCUS TENTS AND CARNIVAL BARKS –

                  You’re not a “diagnosis” and never were – and neither is anyone else –

                  So “treat” yourself by tuning out “therapy’s” carnival barks –

                  NO ONE BELONGS UNDER THEIR BIG TENT –

                • IS IT OVER YET?

                  What are “therapists”?

                  A group of over processed, overconfident,
                  overeducated, overbearing Professional Complicators –

                • CAT CALLS AND SPIT BALLS –

                  Why is it impossible to have a productive conversation with a “therapist”?

                  Because any time you cross them they toss out an insult and spit out a label –

                • Define “BADASS” –

                  It means knowing your own worth and not letting anyone, especially some “therapist”, mess with that –

                • TALKER STALKERS –

                  What will “therapists”
                  NEVER understand?

                  The value in being alone –
                  The wisdom of keeping to oneself –
                  The beauty in silence –

              • SCOTT FREE –

                Why do “therapists” like being “therapists”?
                Because they get to insult people –
                AND GET AWAY WITH IT –

                • BRICKBATS –

                  Hi there! You okay?
                  Not really –
                  Tell me about it – I’m all ears –
                  Well, when I told my therapist I’m learning to follow my gut, I expected to get some good advice –
                  And what did you get?
                  Another “diagnosis” –

                • BRICKBATS –

                  Why do “therapists” like being “therapists”?
                  Because they get to insult people –
                  AND GET AWAY WITH IT –

                • AD HOMINEM –

                  Why do “therapists” like being “therapists”?
                  Because they get to insult people –
                  AND GET AWAY WITH IT –

                • ALL IN A DAY’S WORK –
                  What are “therapists”?

                  People who are paid to break the Golden Rule –

                • CHEAP SHOTS –

                  What’s up with you? You look upset –

                  Well I took your advice and stood up to that jackass of a therapist today –

                  Good for you!

                  But then the jerk called me a “bully” –

                  A bully? Now wait – I know you, and you’re no bully, – but I think I know what’s going on –

                  What’s going on?

                  Whenever a “client” stands up to their “therapist” the jackass can’t handle it calls ‘em a “bully” –

                • WASH, RINSE, REPEAT –

                  What happens in “therapy” every time there’s a disagreement?

                  ANOTHER DIAGNOSIS –

                • CLOSE-UP SHOTS –

                  People who look at others through diagnostic lenses need to get a better outlook on life –
                  And as for why people would want to “diagnose” in the first place is anyone’s guess –
                  So here’s one –

                  “Diagnosing” is their way of overcompensating for the difficult times in their early lives. It gives them a feeling of mastery. But these feelings – while good – have a way of blinding them to the bigger picture –

                • IT STANDS TO REASON –

                  Do you have a good reason for not liking “psychiatric diagnoses”?

                  Yes, I think I do –

                  And what would that be?

                  Because they hurt people. Now isn’t that a good enough reason???

                • PLAYTIME –

                  What are two games “therapists” never outgrew?
                  Simon Says and Follow the Leader –

                • DO AS THEY SAY –
                  NOT AS YOU DO –

                  What are two games “therapists” never outgrew?
                  Simon Says and Follow Their Leader –

                • STRIKE UP THE BAND (ode to psych drugs sing-a-long) –

                  I got no drugs to hold me down –
                  To make me laugh or make me frown –
                  I had drugs but now I’m free –
                  There are no drugs in me –

                  Hi-ho the me-ri-o, it’s the only way for me –
                  I want the world to know it’s the only way to be –

                  I got no pills, oh yes, I’m done –
                  I’m not tied up to anyone –
                  Docs have strings, as they well know –
                  It’s really time for them to go!

                • NO STRINGS ATTACHED – (an ode to psych drugs sing-a-long) –

                  I got no drugs to hold me down –
                  To make me laugh or make me frown –
                  I had drugs but now I’m free –
                  There are no drugs in me!

                  Hi-ho! the me-ri-o!
                  It’s the only way for me –
                  I want the world to know it’s the only way to be!

                  I take no pills, oh yes, I’m done!
                  And I’m not tied to anyone –
                  “Docs” have strings, as well they know –
                  It’s really time for them to go!

                • NO STRINGS ATTACHED
                  Ode to Psych Drugs sing-a-long
                  (Please refer to the song “I Got No Strings”)

                  I got no drugs to hold me down –
                  To make me laugh or make me frown –
                  I had drugs, but now I’m free –
                  There are no drugs in me!

                  Hi-ho! the me-ri-o!
                  It’s the only way for me –
                  I want the world to know its the only place to be –

                  I got no “Doc”, oh yes I’m done –
                  And now I’m having lots more fun –
                  “Docs” are drags, as you may know –
                  It’s really time for them to go!

              • GREAT EXPECTATIONS –

                Why is it a bad idea to see a “therapist”?
                Because they see “clients” through a glass darkly and like it that way –

              • PARTY FAVORED –

                Hi! Do you go to that therapist’s party last night?
                Oh, yes, I went alright…
                Sounds like you didn’t have a very good time –
                Not in the way I’d hoped, but turned out to be kind of amusing –
                Amusing…how??
                There was a gaggle of therapists, so many it seemed like a convention, so every other word they spoke were things like “vulnerability”, “authentic”, “empathic”, “healed”, “committed”, “core”, “outcome”, and of course their three favorites: disease, disorder and dysfunction –
                Wow – some party –
                No kidding! So much bullshit was served they didn’t need any party favors –

                • GAG ORDERED –

                  How can you tell if someone’s a “therapist”?

                  By the stupid words they use:
                  “Resonate”
                  “Vulnerable”
                  “Healed”
                  “Empathic”
                  “Authentic”
                  “Passion”
                  “Committed”
                  “Core”
                  “Closure”
                  “Disease”
                  “Disorder”
                  “Dysfunction”

                  And what are the two stupidest??
                  The two words synonymous with stupidity –

                  “THERAPY” AND “THERAPIST”

                • SAID A MOUTHFUL –

                  Hey – what’s wrong with you and “therapy” words anyway??!!

                  Now calm down – and please don’t pick a fight with me – there’s nothing wrong with me or the words – they’ve just been overused and misused by “therapists” who every so often get their heads and mouths full of a few too many and ruin it for everybody –

                  Oh – so l see – you think it’s a case of misuse abuse?

                  Yes – now shall we call a truce?

                  Truce –

                  Wow – and ALL this because “therapists” don’t bother to know and respect a word’s true meaning –

              • CALLER “ID” –

                What happens when you call out a “therapist”?

                They get angry and call you another “diagnosis” –

                • KISS UP? OR PISS UP?

                  What happens when you don’t kiss up to a “psychiatrist”?

                  They get pissed off and give you another “diagnosis” –

                • SLAYED? OR FAIR PLAYED??

                  What happens when you don’t play up to “therapists”?

                  They call foul on you with another “diagnosis” –

                • GOTTA PROBLEM???

                  There are no “problem” children –

                  Only problem parents –
                  AND “therapists” –

              • POVERTY SLIMED –

                How much do “psychotherapists” make a year?

                The average income is well over two times the poverty line, while the upper echelons make well over nine times the poverty line –
                And JUST for listening to people!!!
                And LOTS of people can do JUST THAT just as well and even better than many an asshole with some idiot “charge-a-fee” “degree” –

                • PROBLEMS, PROBLEMS –

                  What’s wrong with “therapists”?

                  Their lives are all about problems –

                  Seeing problems, talking problems –
                  Eating, sleeping, dreaming problems –
                  Anything but solving problems –

                  Why?

                  Because they live by the DSM, their book of “problems” –

                  So what does that make “therapists”?

                  ONE BIG PROBLEM –

              • IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING –

                Hey, look over there! The sun’s come up!
                Is it ego boosters? or just crowing roosters?

                There are some people who build careers out of stating the obvious –

                Which goes to show that at a certain point, education begins to make you stupid, and technological advances just give you more toys to play with.

                The “science of trauma” serves as a perfect example.

                The fact that trauma affects you physically (including areas of the brain) should come as no surprise – or haven’t you heard stories about people who, after hearing bad news, lose their hair or drop dead of a heart attack? Or others who literally die of a broken heart?
                Amazing, isn’t it?

                But truly smart people, many of whom have had little to no “advanced education”, already know that no one needs extreme examples, and especially not some idiot’s “scientific proof” to state the already obvious.
                And in any case, I seriously doubt the usefulness of any such “proof”.

                And what are MY qualifications?
                Oh, it’s just a little something called COMMON SENSE –

                • COARSE STUDIES –

                  I’m so excited! I just applied to GBNBFPU!

                  GBNBFPU? I’m sorry, I’m not familiar with that –

                  Oh you know, it’s Great Big Name Brand Fancy Pants University – surely you must have heard of it –

                  Oh – oh – now I know –
                  Well! you must be looking forward to lots of learning. And what do you plan to study?

                  Oh, let me see – oh yes – psychology, neurology, you know, brain science is all the rage!

                  That does sound exciting! Well do keep me posted –

                  I will!

                  (silently) To bad that place doesn’t teach courses in ingenuity, nuance or common sense –

              • RISE AND SHINE?
                NOT ON MY DIME –

                You’re right about “therapists”, you know, them being so stuck on themselves –

                Well ya can’t say I didn’t warn ya –

                Damn right. Ya know, they’re so damn full of themselves, you’d think they made the sun rise!

                • COARSE LOAD –

                  I’m so excited! I just applied to GBNBFPU!

                  GBNBFPU? I’m sorry –
                  I’m not familiar with that –

                  Oh, you know, it’s Great Big Name Brand Fancy Pants University – surely you must have heard of it –

                  Oh – oh, yes – now I remember. Well, you must be looking forward to lots of studying! And what do you plan to study?

                  Brain science, you know, things like psychology, neurology – it’s all the rage!

                  That does sound interesting – do keep me posted!

                  I will!

                  (silently) Too bad that place doesn’t teach courses in ingenuity, nuance or common sense!

              • RISE AND SHINE?
                NOT ON MY DIME –

                You’re right about “therapists”, ya know, them being so stuck on themselves –

                Well ya can’t say I didn’t warn ya –

                Damn right. Ya know, they’re so damn full of themselves you’d think they’d made the sun rise –

                • POVERTY SLIMED –

                  How much does a psychotherapist make a year?

                  The average yearly income is WELL OVER TWICE the poverty line –
                  While the upper echelons make WELL OVER NINE TIMES the poverty line –
                  And JUST for listening!!!
                  And LOTS of people can do JUST THAT just as well AND EVEN BETTER than some overeducated asshole with some damn fool “charge-a-fee” “degree” –

                • DUMPSTER DIVING –

                  You know you’re ready to dump your “therapist” when you’re ready to ask them one question –

                  Oh really? And what’s that?

                  SHUDUUP!!!! WHY DON’T CHA???!!!

              • BITTER-SWEET –

                The “therapist” –
                I think you sound bitter –

                The “client” –
                Bitter? Bitter?? You BET I’m “bitter”!!! And what’s wrong with being “bitter”??? I guess THAT’S not on your bullshit “checklist”, or should I say your “SHIT-LIST”??? So listen and learn, you asshole – feeling “bitter” is how a lot of people feel once they’ve wised up to the crap you’re pulling!!! And my goodness – it’s part of the “process” (one of your favorite words) now isn’t it???
                And listen to one more thing, you STUPID, SMUG, SELF-SERVING, MOTHER-FUCKING, BLOOD-SUCKING BOZO –
                feeling “bitter” FEELS GREAT — and it’s one of the BEST THINGS that’s happened to me as far as YOU and your BULLSHIT THERAPY is concerned!!! And as for my feeling “bitter” – let’s see who’s “bitter” once I walk outta here for the last time —which happens to be TODAY — YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER!!!

                • CHEAP SHOT???

                  Hey – you okay? You look upset –

                  Well I finally took your advice and stood up to that jackass “therapist” today –

                  Good for you!!

                  But then the jerk called me a “bully” –

                  A “bully”? Now wait – I know you, and you’re no “bully” – so don’t let some therapist’s cheap shot get you down – and anyway, I think I know what’s going on –

                  What’s going on???

                  Whenever a “client” stands up to their “therapist” the jackass calls ‘em a “bully” –

                  Well that’s what happened – but the jerk still handed me a bill!!!

              • CRINGE BENEFITS –

                You’d think if therapist’s knew how much damage they do with their labeling they’d stop –

                No – I wouldn’t –

                Why? I thought you believed in giving people the benefit of the doubt –

                I do, but therapists don’t see or care enough about the damage they do, which shows what kind of people they are –

                What kind of people are they?

                The kind that aren’t to your benefit –

                What does that mean?

                That means if they heard this conversation they’d label BOTH of us –

                • PERSONA NON GRATA GRATIS –

                  Why do you think “therapists” hide behind a persona?

                  They say it’s for the “power imbalance” –

                  “They” say? “They” say”?? What else do “they” say???

                  Uhhh…dunno…

                  Okay – listen up – the “power imbalance” is just a bullshit word to keep “clients” in the dark –

                  In the dark?

                  Yes, so they don’t become persona non grata in your eyes –

                  Persona non whadda??

                  So you won’t see what they’re like behind the scenes – because if you DID, you wouldn’t pay them a DIME!!!

            • GREAT EXPECTATIONS –

              Why is it a bad idea to see “therapists?”
              Because they see “clients” through a glass darkly and like it that way –

                • WHAT’S WRONG WITH “THERAPISTS”?

                  They misuse the power of words, gleefully and blatantly –

                  So what does that make “therapy”?

                  A nasty game of words –

            • BAD ACTORS –

              Therapists are dull people who love drama and live to be at the helm of other people’s drama –

              In the theater of their minds, they’re forever conjuring up a never ending series of one dimensional characters of good or bad, right or wrong, sick or well –

              They fail to see that real life offers many more options –

              • THIRD EYE BLIND –

                Many people, if left to their own devices, are capable of finding better and safer ways of healing than subjecting themselves to the intrusive, invalidating, infantilizing and soul sucking “process” of “dyadic psychotherapy”, their avoidance of which allows them to protect their privacy, dignity, personal agency and pocketbooks from the prying and stifling grip of a “therapist”.

                So people who say they’re “healed” but still want to be a “therapist” not only have a lot to learn, but should stop and ask themselves just who in the heck needs healing anyway, as having such desires reveals they’re still seeing things through THE WRONG END of a telescope –

                • KID STUFFED –

                  How do “therapists” “treat” their “clients”?

                  LIKE CHILDREN –

                • EMOTIONALLY DISTURBING –

                  It should come as no surprise that many people find the very idea of confiding in total a stranger (who not only demands payment, but complete personal anonymity) a disturbing prospect. For them, such arrangements are not only disturbing, but completely untenable.

                  But even more disturbing is the fact that these so-called “clinicians” use “psychiatric diagnoses”, which not only aren’t “scientific” in any realistically meaningful way, but are actually and actively harmful. Their “diagnoses” amount to nothing more than narrow and negative definitions/evaluations which permanently pigeonhole people to negative stereotypes, which negatively affect not only their self-concept, but the very trajectory of their very lives.

                  But not nearly enough, if any, skepticism is ever used in questioning the value or necessity of these so-called “psychiatric diagnoses” and/or “clinical evaluations” which is disturbing because in the final analysis, these “instruments” (i.e. “psychiatric diagnoses” and “therapeutic” “modalities” /“treatments” (i.e. “dyadic psychotherapy” or “psychotherapies” of any kind)
                  are merely the inarguably QUESTIONABLE results of someone’s inarguably CULTURAL and someone’s inarguably SUBJECTIVE BIAS –

            • INVISIBILITY –

              What are hypocrites?

              That’s another word for “therapists” –

              How so?

              Because they offer to take the speck out of your eye while failing to see the log in their own –

              • THAT’S THAT –

                What’s the most irritating thing about therapists?

                They think their degree makes them all that and more –
                But all they are is one big bore –

              • TERMS AND CONDITIONS –

                People don’t have “mental illnesses” –
                They’re experiencing emotional difficulties –

                People don’t have “personality disorders” –
                They have difficult personalities –

                • DOWN THE HATCH AND DOWN THE DRAIN –

                  Would you be willing to sacrifice life’s inevitable pain for life itself?

                  So how do psychiatrists see “their patients”? And what about the rest of the world’s population??

                  Psychiatrists see “their patients” as a reliably trusting, conveniently ignorant, and easily fooled mass of docile receptacles for their ever-expanding array of perilously poisonous psychoactive “psychiatric pharmaceuticals” –

                  In plain language –
                  PSYCHIATRISTS WANT YOU TO SWALLOW THEIR DRUGS –

                  And psychiatrists see the rest of the world’s population in the same way, as an untapped future supply chain FOR THEIR DRUGS –

                  But what psychiatrists really need are willing bodies –
                  And why are you willing to be one of those???

                • What do you say to a psychiatrist who wants to prescribe you drugs?

                  Tell them you forgot how to swallow and run out the door –

              • DOWN THE HATCH AND DOWN THE DRAIN –

                Why would you be willing to sacrifice life itself for life’s inevitable pain?

                So how do psychiatrists see their “patients” – well as the rest of the world’s population??

                They see “their patients” as a reliably trusting, conveniently ignorant and essentially unthinking mass of docile receptacles for their vast and ever-increasing array of dangerously poisonous psychoactive “psychiatric pharmaceuticals” –

                In plain language –
                THEY WANT YOU TO TAKE THEIR DRUGS –

                And they see the rest of the world’s population in much the same way, only as a yet untapped future supply chain –
                FOR THEIR DRUGS –

                But all they need are bodies –
                And why are you willing to be one of those???

                • DOWN THE HATCH AND DOWN THE DRAIN –

                  Why are you willing to sacrifice the fullness of life itself just to numb yourself from life’s inevitable pain?

                  That’s a question you’re unlikely to ever hear come out of the mouth of a “psychiatrist” –

                  Why?

                  Because “psychiatrists” are too busy being greedy seeing “their patients” as their reliably trusting, conveniently ignorant, and easily fooled mass of docile recipients for their vast and ever-expanding array of perilously poisonous psychoactive “psychiatric pharmaceuticals” –

                  In plainer language –
                  PSYCHIATRISTS WANT YOU TO SWALLOW THEIR DRUGS –

                  And how do psychiatrists view the rest of the world?
                  As a potentially willing and easily duped dumping ground for their “psychiatric drugs” –

                  But what are the four things psychiatrists’ count on that only YOU can give them????

                  Your closed mind –
                  Your closed ears –
                  Your open pocketbook –
                  AND YOUR OPEN MOUTH –

                • DOWN THE HATCH AND DOWN THE DRAIN –

                  How much are you willing to sacrifice to numb yourself from life’s inevitable pain?
                  Could it be life itself?

                  These are questions you’re unlikely to hear from the mouths of psychiatrists.
                  And why is that?

                  Because psychiatrists are too busy being greedy seeing their patients as their reliably trusting, conveniently ignorant, and easily fooled mass of docile recipients whose minds and ears have been closed to considering anything other than than psychiatry’s vast and ever-expanding array of perilously poisonous “psychiatric”
                  pharmaceuticals –
                  In plainer language –
                  PSYCHIATRISTS WANT YOU TO SWALLOW THEIR DANGEROUS “DRUGS” –

                  And how do psychiatrists see the rest of the world?
                  As their untapped, potentially compliant, and therefore easily duped and therefore potentially lucrative mass of future F.P.S.’s (Future Pill Swallowers) –
                  But what are the four things psychiatrists count on that only YOU can give them????

                  Your closed mind –
                  Your closed ears –
                  Your open pocketbook –
                  AND YOUR OPEN MOUTH –

            • COARSE STUDIES –

              I’m so excited! I just applied to GBNBFPU!

              GBNBFPU?? I’m sorry – I’m not familiar with that –

              Oh, you know, it’s Great Big-Name Brand-Fancy Pants University – surely you must have heard of it –

              Oh – oh – now I know – Well, my goodness, you must be looking forward to lots of learning! And what do you plan to study?

              Psychology, neurology – you know, brain science is all the rage!

              Sounds exciting! Well, good luck and do keep me posted!

              Thank you – I’ll do that!

              (silently) To bad that place doesn’t have courses in ingenuity, nuance or common sense) –

              • COARSE LOAD –

                I’m so excited! I just applied to GBNBFPU!

                GBNBFPU? I’m sorry, I’m not familiar with that –

                Oh, you know, it’s Great Big Name Brand Fancy Pants University – I’m sure you’ve heard of it –

                Oh – yes, now I remember. Well, you must be looking forward to lots of studying! And what do you plan to study?

                Brain science, you know, things like psychology, neurology – it’s all the rage!

                That does sound exciting! Well do keep me posted!

                I will!

                (silently) Too bad that place doesn’t have courses in ingenuity, nuance, and common sense –

                • COARSE LOADED –

                  I’m so excited! I just applied to GBNBFPU!

                  Oh, I’m sorry, I’m not familiar with that –

                  Oh you know, it’s Great Big Name Brand Fancy Pants University –

                  Oh, yes, now I remember – well, you must be looking forward to lots of studying. What courses to your plan to take?

                  Psychology, neurology, you know, lots of stuff about brain science – it’s all the rage!

                  That does sound exciting – well do keep me posted!

                  I will!

                  (silently) Too bad they don’t have courses in ingenuity, nuance or common sense)

            • DIAGNOSTIC SCAVENGER HUNT –

              The next time you think you “need a therapist”, just remember the following proverb –

              “Those who go looking for trouble will always find it” –
              (Truer words were never spoken) –

              Just remember those words as you picture your half-cocked “therapist” fumbling through their bulging DSM –

              • VOLLEY FOLLY –

                What makes you say therapists haven’t grown up?

                Because therapists HAVEN’T grown up –

                Okay – but HOW haven’t therapists grown up?

                They’re STILL on the playground, bullying kids and calling them names, only now they use their “diagnoses” –

                Oh…so what you’re saying is, well adjusted people don’t grow up to be name callers –

                Exactly –

                But why do therapists want to be name callers?

                Because on an unconscious level, THEY’RE STILL KIDS ON THE PLAYGROUND who haven’t learned the folly of labeling others –

                Oh…yes…but wait a moment – maybe, just maybe, THERAPISTS were the kids who were name called, so they grew up unconsciously wanting to be name callers!

                Yes – grownup name callers –

                You mean therapists!

                Yes, I mean “therapists” – but either way, their game’s the same –

                And a game that never ends –

                Not for “therapists” –

                • GOOD FOR THE GOOSE???

                  What do therapists do when clients stop taking their shit and stand up for themselves?

                  Therapists label them bullies and narcissists –

                  And what does that make therapists?

                  Bullies and narcissists –

                • EASY QUEASY –

                  It’s amazing how fast people automatically suggest “therapy” without giving it a second thought. And since “therapists” are are trained to dismiss people’s healthy reluctance, which they refer to as “resistance”, (one of their bullshit words), it’s easy to see how easily people fall into the black hole of “psychotherapy” –

            • FACT FINDERS

              I’m looking for research for my paper on psychiatry. Any suggestions?

              Try these:
              1. Read “The Emperor’s New Clothes”
              2. Watch “The Wizard of Oz”
              3. Watch the movie “What About Bob”
              4. And for a deeper dive, read “The Little Prince”

              You’ll learn all you need to know –

              • WORSE FOR WEAR –

                What’s one the worst things you can do for yourself?

                Enter a “psychotherapeutic” relationship –

                • UNDUE INFLUENCED –

                  The very nature of the “psychotherapeutic relationship” is abusive –
                  Because it declares the “therapist” as “the authority” –

            • UTOPIA OF MYOPIA –

              “Psychiatrists” obsession with “diagnoses” and “drugs” is their way of denying the influence of trauma –

              They need to get a Bird’s Eye View –

              • TYPE CAST OR ICONOCLAST –

                How are therapists just like parents?

                Because – just like your parents – they see YOU as “the sick one” –

            • BEE IN THE BONNET –

              What’s the matter with you?
              Ain’t you never gonna quit your harpin’ and carpin’?

              I don’t know – but believe you me –
              I’m not mistaken in my bellyachin’ –

                • ABUSE EXCUSE –

                  “Dyadic psychotherapy” is an abusive relationship –

                  How so?

                  Because “therapists” are trained to see clients as children, and therefore discount the clients’ perspective –

                • JUST CAUSES –

                  Just what causes “mental illness”?

                  Unresolved traumas, unexpressed creative energy, and unrealized spiritual growth –

              • DECEIT AND DEFEAT –

                Oh my, I’ve just had the most awful afternoon…

                What on earth happened??

                I saw a psychiatrist and it was like being eaten alive!

                Well I’m not surprised –

                Why???

                ‘Cause everyone knows “psychiatry’s” modern medicine’s BLOODLESS BLOODSPORT –

                Well sadly now, I’d have to agree, but do think therapists are any better?

                Hell no – they’re just a slightly more palatable version of the same PSYCHIC POISON –

                • KICK THE HABIT –

                  What’s one of the WORST things anyone can do for themselves?

                  START seeing a “psychotherapist” –

                  What’s one of the BEST things anyone can do for themselves?

                  STOP seeing a “psychotherapist” –

                • CRINGE BENEFITS –

                  You’d think therapists would stop labeling if they knew how much damage they do –

                  I wouldn’t –

                  Why? I thought I believed in giving people the benefit of the doubt –

                  I do – but therapists don’t see, or if they do, don’t care about the damage they do, which shows what kind of people they are –

                  What kind of people are they?

                  The kind that don’t benefit you –

                  Meaning what?

                  Meaning if they heard this conversation they’d label us both –

          • Psychic healing is NOT found in a Psychiatric Diagnosis, but in the act of living – in serious SELF reflection, valid consideration, and fair minded compassion –

            • COMPARTMENTALISTS –

              Psychiatrists are Compart-Mentalists –
              They live to compartmentalize –
              They do it all day long with their Mighty Checklists –

              It’s what Psychiatry is all about –

              Psychiatrists are more than just Diagnostically Deluded – they’re mentally rigid and emotionally frigid – which makes them ideal Compart-Mentalists –

              And Compartmentalizing is extremely rudimentary – it’s not scientific or biological at all –
              But Psychiatrists fool everyone (including themselves) by passing it off as “scientific”, with their endless array of arbitrarily idiotic checklists and downright bizarre labels –

              So what’s behind psychiatrisits’ obsessive compartmentalizing? What’s the psychology going on in their own hollow heads?
              It’s FEAR – THEIR fear – their fear of expressing, or seeing others express, any honest thoughts or real emotions.

              And more than anything else, they’re unknowingly terrified of showing any of their own dissociated vulnerability –
              Because that would mean the end of their power over you –

                • What in the world is a “Psychiatric Patient”?

                  Some asshole Psychiatrist’s reliable ATM machine –

                  What’s the DSM?
                  Psychiatry’s precious book of cryptic cacophony –

              • HAVE NO SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL

                Psychiatrists are hopelessly DISSOCIATED – meaning their terror is unconscious. Their controlling “treatment” of “their patients” is their own disturbing brand of acting out buried conflicts and trauma – the two things which account for their controlling/abusive behavior in their professional role – a role that satisfies their compulsive drive to have so much unreasonable power over others. Their career is one of continuous projection on others – they’ve never faced, been able to face, or been forced to face their own feelings of powerlessness. They may believe they’ve udealt with this – but their pursuing their kind of career points to a different conclusion.
                And their being among the traumatized (as everyone is to one degree or another) should not garner anyone’s sympathy.

                • How to protect yourself from those considered to be trustworthy?

                  Trust your gut – And remember that the devil wears many masks

                • It can be somewhat amazing when realize you have to be careful even about those people you might have automatically considered to be trustworthy
                  (doctors, psychiatrists specifically)

                • It’s one thing to learn to protect yourself from obvious threats –
                  But it’s quite another when you realize the devil wears many disguises –

                  Welcome to the world of Psychiatry

                • Psychiatry (and its assorted cousins) attracts people who, both consciously and unconsciously, refuse to face their own feelings of powerlessness. Their being in power, their “having authority” alleviates these feelings of powerlessness.
                  They believe their motivations are altruistic, but the POWER reveals their true motivations –

                • POWER OF ATTRACTION –

                  Psychiatry (and its assorted cousins) are careers that attract people who refuse, both consciously and unconsciously, to face their own feelings of powerlessness.

                  Their job title, which gives them authority and POWER over others, alleviates their feelings of powerlessness.

                  They believe their motivations are altruistic, but their POWER reveals their true motivations –

                • HAVE NO SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL –

                  Psychiatrists are profoundly dissociated – meaning their terrors are unconscious.
                  Unconscious or not, their dissociation nevertheless leads to any number of profoundly damaging consequences – FOR THEIR “PATIENTS” –

                  In their dissociated state, psychiatrists act out their own buried traumas – ON THEIR “PATIENTS” – which explains their controlling and abusive attitudes, behaviors and “treatments” TOWARDS THEIR “PATIENTS” –

                  Psychiatry provides its “doctors” with a unique role – one that satisfies their compulsive drive to always be in POWER –

                  In their dissociated states, they fall into the diabolical practice known as “projection” – the “what I can’t see in myself, I see in YOU” syndrome.
                  It’s the only thing these professional goons ever truly “practice” –

                  Most psychiatrists believe (wrongly) that they’ve long since faced any such uncomfortable feelings – but their having chosen such a toxically power-centric line of work leads to a different conclusion.

                  And dissociated or not, such states provide NO ADEQUATE EXCUSE for their cruel behavior.

                  And while there is no denying that psychiatrists are among traumatized (like everyone else), this does not make them – in ANY way, at ANY time – deserving of ANYONE’S sympathies.

                • Unfortunately, the road to psychological health and well being is fraught with dangers – where the ones believed to be harmless are actually SNAKES IN THE GRASS –

                  Welcome to the world of psychiatry –

                • A WORLD OF EMPTY WORDS –

                  Psychiatry’s a con game –
                  That plays with your perceptions –
                  and DEPENDS ON THEIR DECEPTIONS –

                  Talk is cheap, but integrity’s priceless –

                • It’s easy to protect yourself from obvious threats –
                  But what about those you’ve been conditioned to trust?

                  Welcome to Psychiatry –

                • TIME FOR SOME REFLECTION –

                  The next time some idiot psychiatrist (or ANY type of “therapist”), says you LACK INSIGHT, you tell that high-priced, life-sucking MOTHER FUCKER to look in the mirror –

                  And you can BET it’s CRACKED!!!

              • EMOTIONAL EXTERMINATORS –

                What’s a “psychiatrist”?

                Someone who emotionally exterminates using emotional insecticides, i.e. “psychiatric” “medications” –

                • CHARACTER ASSASSINATION –

                  “Psychiatric diagnoses” aren’t diagnoses –
                  They’re ACCUSATIONS that attack people’s character –

                  They’re damaging assertions, assumptions, opinions –
                  They’re negative charges, claims and contentions –
                  And it’s “symptoms” aren’t symptoms, they’re not “signs” of “illness” –
                  They’re REACTIONS to negative experiences/environments/traumas –

                • What are “psychiatrists”?

                  EMOTIONAL EXTERMINATORS –
                  CHARACTER ASSASSINS –
                  SMALL-MINDED CHICKEN SHITS –

                • NAKED TRUTHS –

                  What’s the one thing most “therapists” are too cowardly to appreciate, too weak to withstand, and ultimately just too stupid to ever even begin to grasp???

                  BRUTAL HONESTY –
                  Something in short supply and in stark contrast to their fundamentally fraudulent world of “psychotherapy” –

                • WHY OH WHY –

                  Why do “therapists” become “therapists”??

                  To satisfy their infantile need to be admired, adored and looked up to by a sickeningly devoted cadre of reliably uncritical fans a.k.a. “clientele” –

                • CAT CALLS AND SPIT BALLS –

                  It’s impossible to have a constructive conversation with a “therapist” –
                  Really? How so?
                  Because the minute you disagree with them, they spit out a “diagnosis” –

                • MIND GAMES OR MIND FRAMES –

                  People don’t have “mental illnesses” –
                  They have MENTAL STATES –

                  People don’t have “personality disorders” –
                  They have PERSONALITY PATTERNS –

              • STRIKE UP THE BAND –
                It’s time for (drumroll) DIAGNOSTIC BINGO!!!

                There was a Doc who was a Crock and FAKE-O was the name, oh!
                F-A-K-E-O!
                F-A-K-E-O!!
                F-A-K-E-O!!!
                And LIAR is the name – NO!!!

                • FACE UP AND PHASE OUT –

                  What’s the one thing most “therapists” refuse to admit?

                  That the world would get along just fine and even better without the DSM.

                  It’s something they refuse to believe because it would mean the end of their endless world-wide word-hustle as their DSM essentially functions to preserve their two most prized possessions: their egos and wallets –

                  And what does this make most “therapists”?
                  A greedy pack of well-dressed and overpaid liars and crooks –

            • WHAT ARE “THERAPISTS”?

              People with an unhealthy need to be in control –

              People unable to meet their emotional needs through ordinary means –

              People who live with a remarkable degree of unawareness as to how much their personalities are affected by their unconscious, and have no desire to explore this fundamental reality –

                • What are “therapists”?

                  People who profoundly lack sensitivity and have zero concept of other people’s fundamental need for privacy –

                • What are “therapists”?

                  People whose profound lack of sensitivity (and basic brains) leaves them unable to understand and respect people’s need for emotional privacy –

            • SILHOUETTES –

              What makes therapists so obnoxious???

              I don’t know – I think they’re just born that way, you know, with obnoxious personalities –

              Yes, personalities obsessed with “fixing” people they wouldn’t bother being friends with, but are sure they know, like they’re a bunch of mind readers –

              Uh huh, or know-it-alls, like the cocky kids in high school whose own lives were so screwed up but wouldn’t stop telling you how to live yours but wouldn’t tell you anything about theirs –

              Yes, the ones always into in everyone’s life, almost like they wanted to live everyone’s life –

              And always so sure they knew all about yours –

              And just from the outlines of your life!!

              And just from the outlines of your life –

              Yes…wait – JUST like “therapists”!

              That’s right – just like “therapists” –
              The most unconsciously self seeking, unconsciously self important, pseudo-reflective, pseudo-compassionate, flat-out misguided and secretly bossy people out there –

              • DOWN THE HATCH AND DOWN THE DRAIN –

                Why would you sacrifice living a full life just to numb yourself from life’s inevitable pain?

                That’s a question you’re unlikely to ever hear come out of the mouth of a psychiatrist –

                Why??

                Because psychiatrists are too busy being greedy seeing their patients as a reliably trusting, conveniently ignorant and easily fooled mass of docile recipients for their vast and ever-expanding array of perilously poisonous psychoactive “psychiatric pharmaceuticals” –

                In plainer language –
                PSYCHIATRISTS WANT YOU TO SWALLOW THEIR DANGEROUS DRUGS –

                So how do psychiatrists view the rest of the world???
                As an untapped, potentially compliant, and therefore easily duped dumping ground for their “psychiatric” poisons –

                But what are the four things psychiatrists count on that only YOU can give them????

                Your closed mind –
                Your closed ears –
                Your open pocketbook –
                AND YOUR OPEN MOUTH –

              • DOWN THE HATCH AND DOWN THE DRAIN –

                How much are you willing to sacrifice to numb yourself from life’s inevitable pain?
                Could it be life itself?

                These are questions you’re unlikely hear from the mouths of psychiatrists –
                And why is this?

                Because psychiatrists are too busy being greedy seeing their patients as their reliably trusting, conveniently ignorant, and easily fooled mass of docile recipients whose minds and ears have been closed to considering anything other than psychiatry’s vast and ever-expanding array of perilously poisonous “psychiatric” pharmaceuticals –
                In plainer language –
                PSYCHIATRISTS WANT YOU TO SWALLOW THEIR DANGEROUS DRUGS –

                And how do psychiatrists see the rest of the world?
                As their untapped, potentially compliant, and therefore easily duped dumping ground for their “psychiatric drugs” –

                But what are the four things psychiatrists count on that only YOU can give them?

                Your closed mind –
                Your closed ears –
                Your open pocketbook –
                AND YOUR OPEN MOUTH –

            • DOWN THE HATCH AND DOWN THE DRAIN –

              Why are you willing to sacrifice a full life just to numb yourself from life’s inevitable pain?

              That’s a question you’re unlikely to ever hear come out of the mouth of a “psychiatrist” –

              Why??

              Because psychiatrists are too busy being greedy seeing “their patients” as a reliably trusting, conveniently ignorant and easily fooled mass of docile recipients for their vast and ever-expanding array of perilously poisonous, psychoactive “psychiatric pharmaceuticals” –

              In plainer language –
              PSYCHIATRISTS WANT TO SWALLOW THEIR DANGEROUS DRUGS –

              And how do psychiatrists view the rest of the world???
              As their potentially willing and easily duped dumping ground for their “psychiatric drugs” –

              But what are the four things psychiatrists count on that only YOU can give them????

              Your closed mind –
              Your closed ears –
              Your open pocketbook –
              AND YOUR OPEN MOUTH –

              • DEFINE BADASS –

                It means knowing your own worth and not letting anyone, ESPECIALLY SOME THERAPIST – mess with THAT –

              • DOWN THE HATCH AND DOWN THE DRAIN –

                How much are you willing to sacrifice to numb yourself from life’s inevitable pain?
                Could it be life itself?

                These are questions you’re unlikely to hear from the mouths of psychiatrists –
                And why is that??

                Because psychiatrists are too busy being greedy seeing their patients as their reliably trusting, conveniently ignorant, and easily fooled mass of docile recipients whose minds and ears have been closed to considering anything other than psychiatry’s vast and ever-expanding array of perilously poisonous “psychiatric” pharmaceuticals –
                In plainer language –
                PSYCHIATRISTS WANT YOU TO SWALLOW THEIR DANGEROUS “DRUGS” –

                And how do psychiatrists see the rest of the world? As their untapped, potentially compliant, and therefore easily duped and therefore potentially lucrative source of F.P.S.’s (Future Pill Swallowers) –
                But what are the four things psychiatrists count on that only YOU can give them????

                Your closed mind –
                Your closed ears –
                Your open pocketbook –
                AND YOUR OPEN MOUTH –

                • LOOK TO THE FUTURE –

                  What did you bring a child into the world to become?

                  A happy and healthy person??

                  Or an F.P.F.F.? A Future Permanent Financial Fixture in some “therapist’s” office –

                  Or maybe even a P.F.P.S.? A Psychiatrists’ Future Pill Swallower –

                  And until your child grows up, the choice is yours – NOT your child’s –

            • PARTY FAVORED –

              So how was that therapist’s party last night?
              Oh…it was alright…I guess…
              You guess? You either had a good time or you didn’t –
              Well, I guess it’s a toss up, but I should have known there’d be a lot of therapists there –
              Oh gosh – lots of “therapists”???
              Yeah, “therapists” – and you know what THAT means –
              Well, I know I don’t have to ask, but what?
              It means every other conversation revolves around them, and every other word they use is one of their touchy-feely “therapy” words like vulnerable, healing, empathic, authentic, embrace, commit, core, process, and their four favorites: diagnose, disease, disorder and dysfunction – it got so bad I almost had to vomit!
              Good thing you didn’t leave with any party favors –

            • LOOK TO THE FUTURE???

              How do you see your child’s future?

              One that is happy and healthy?

              Or maybe you’re a parent who prefers having trauma, abuse and neglect determine your child’s future, so you see it turn out something like this – Your child becomes a P.F.F., a Permanent Financial Fixture in some “therapist’s” office –

              Or perhaps your tastes are more exotic, so you’re drawn to dramatic scenarios, meaning you see your child’s future play out like this –
              Your child becomes one of psychiatry’s L.L.P.S.’s, Life-Long Pill Swallowers –

              But in each case, the choice is yours –
              AND ONLY YOURS —

          • If you want to “treated” by someone who plays to your weaknesses,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to be “treated” by someone who EXPECTS YOU TO FAIL – and who stands to GAIN from your “failure” again and again and again,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to be “treated” by someone whose job security depends on your being “sick” AND STAYING THAT WAY,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to trust someone whose judgment about you is soaked in conflict of interest (financial gain, reputation management),
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to take advice from someone who’s trained to disbelieve WHATEVER YOU SAY,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to be “treated” by someone who’s trained to see pathology in DAMN NEAR EVERYTHING you say and do,
            By all means see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to be in a relationship that depends on an unhealthy power imbalance,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to take advice from someone whose skill set amounts to little more than a vending machine,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to be around someone who believes in “illness” more than YOU,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to listen to someone whose blunted intellect is incapable of nuance –
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to be on the losing side of a relationship that permanently damages your reputation personally, professionally and legally,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to be in a relationship where what you thought was confidential is actually recorded and accessible TO ANYONE,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to be in a relationship with someone who reinforces your insecurities,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to be in a relationship with someone who believes the worst about you,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want trust a relationship where someone’s opinion could mean losing your freedom,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to trust someone who lies for a living,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            • If you want to be in a relationship YOU’RE TOLD IS CONFIDENTIAL, but actually ISN’T,
              By all means, see a psychiatrist –

              If you enjoy being lied to,
              By all means, see a psychiatrist

                • If you want to be in a relationship with someone whose opinion of you could COST YOU YOUR FREEDOM,
                  By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                  If you’re willing to lose your privacy and personal freedoms,
                  By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                  If you want to be Psychiatry’s unwitting lab rat,
                  By all means, see a psychiatrist –

              • If you want to be in a relationship you think is confidential BUT ACTUALLY ISN’T,
                By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                If you want to be in a relationship with someone WHO GETS OFF ON THEIR POWER OVER YOU,
                By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                • LET THE GAMES BEGIN?

                  What happens in those oddly secretive DSM conferences??

                  It’s “psychiatry’s” ONE BIG SHOW –

                  Their “diagnostic” Olympic Games –
                  Their “diagnostic” Hoedown-Showdown –
                  Their very own dressed up version of “diagnostic” Horse Trading –
                  Their very own “diagnostic” carnival of dangerously specious Letter Games interspersed amid Big Pharma’s strategically placed cotton candy and other favors (think product samples/swag) –

                  And it’s “secrecy” makes psychiatrists” feel special, (which is why “psychiatrists” become “psychiatrists” in the first place) and it reminds the snobbiest of their college days (think of fraternities/sororities) –

                  But “psychiatrists” primarily rely on their strictly enforced “secrecy” to hide the fact that their “diagnoses” – despite their persistent and long held claims – ARE NOT biologically based – that their “diagnoses” amount to little more than AKGT (ass-kissing groupthink); that they’re essentially picking labels out of a hat, no more, no less, much to the detriment of every “patient” they happen to see –

                  It’s where an especially overweening (but nevertheless confused), klatch of “psychiatrists” get together to unabashedly compete in various tit-for-tat feats of “diagnostic” one upmanship –

                  It’s where “psychiatrists” (depending on their level of “diagnostic” delusion), invariably descend into various stages of DA (Diagnostic Agitation) or DD (Diagnostic Delirium) –

                  It starts when a mess of colluding yet glad handing “psychiatrists” get together in some pharmaceutically sponsored office/convention center –
                  After opening statements, psychiatrists start playing one DFLG (diddly-fart letter-game) after another while excitedly anticipating their next big PDKO (psych drug kick-off) –

                  Eventually, competing factions of the most diagnostically deluded find themselves engaging in fervid and feverish bouts of D-BSBSBW – (Diagnostic BackScratching/BackStabbing/ BrainWashing) –
                  This usually devolves into one massive Diagnostic Grudge Match (characterized by carefully concealed fits of professional jealousy) –
                  The stalemate is broken only after a hefty game of DAW (Diagnostic Arm Wrestling), which, if need be, is accompanied by the reliable echoing of their pharmaceutical cohorts, or more excitedly(!), by the dazzling (but startlingly vacant) claims of neuroscience, “psychiatry’s” newest and latest darling –

                  More civil – yet still confounding – rounds of “diagnostic” letter trades/swag switches continue until “psychiatrists” finally tire of each other, or more accurately of themselves –
                  Whereas they reluctantly agree to vote upon their newest and most stupefying batch of letter arrangements –

                  After announcing the results of their most tawdry letter tally, the majority of participating “psychiatrists” report experiencing varying levels of DE – Diagnostic Euphoria –

                  The evening eventually subsides in due course with “psychiatrists” collectively toasting to their universally supposed “diagnostic” brilliance in a most irritating and shamelessly self congratulatory way –

                  And after an interminable succession of concluding remarks, their “diagnostic” convention summarily ends, with the most enthused bidding their “colleagues” a heartfelt “adieu” as they hastily depart, dreaming dreams of renewed Diagnostic Dominance until their NEXT cherished and long awaited DSM “Diagnostic” conference!

                • The diagnostic acronym D-BB/BW/BS/BS
                  (Diagnostic BrowBeating/BrainWashing/BackScratching/Backstabbing) is a bit much, wouldn’t you say?
                  Yes, so why not call it what it is?
                  And what’s that?
                  DBS – DIAGNOSTIC BULLSHITTING –

                • What’s all the fuss about neuroscience?

                  It’s a branch of medicine that – unlike “psychiatry” deserves respect –

                  And because “psychiatry’s” claims of “scientific evidence” continue to flounder, “psychiatrists” have latched onto neuroscience, making it it their newest and dearest professional “darling” –

                • WILL LOVE EVER FAIL?

                  What’s neuroscience?

                  It’s “psychiatry’s” newest and fondest “diagnostic” sweetheart –

                • FOR THE LOVE OF GOD –

                  Where can you find the love of God?

                  In the loving gaze of parents seeing their newborn for the first time –

                  Where can you see the face of the devil?

                  In the cold, “clinical”, callous stares of “psychiatrists/therapists” –

                • What’s “psychiatry”?

                  A sick world of “DIAGNOSTIC” SELF INDULGENCE –
                  “Practiced” by a series of self seeking, self important sycophants –
                  Chronically contemplating writing their very own book –
                  Highlighting their own perceived acts of “diagnostic”/“therapeutic” wizardry –

              • If you like trusting someone else’s judgment more than your own,
                By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                If you believe a total stranger is able know YOU better than YOU know YOU,
                BY ALL MEANS, SEE A PSYCHIATRIST –

                • SWEETHEART DEALS –
                  Is “psychiatry” influenced by Big Pharma?
                  You bet – “psychiatry’s” beholden to their “psychiatric” drug lords –
                  They work together lovingly, like a hand in glove – and with Big P’s generous handouts, (including substantial financial renumeration) “psychiatrists” are putty in their hands, so
                  truth be damned –

                • CONTRADICTION IN TERMS –

                  What is “psychiatry”?

                  A strangely solipsistic exercise in DGT – Diagnostic Group Think –

                • SWEETHEART DEALS –
                  Is “psychiatry” influenced by Big Pharma?

                  You betcha – Big Pharma’s made “psychiatry” utterly beholden to its “diagnostic” drug lords –
                  They work together lovingly, like a hard in glove with Big P’s lavish handouts (not to mention their substantial financial remunerations), “psychiatrists” become putty in their hands –

                  So truth be damned –

                • JUST LOOK IN THE DSM –

                  The DSM is written by “doctors” who fanatically insist on plastering over trauma with “diagnoses”, “drugs” and diagnostically infested “psychotherapy” –
                  Just look in their DSM –

                  It all starts with “psychiatry’s” sickeningly long list of “diagnostic” invective –
                  Just look in their DSM –

                  And “psychiatrists” love patronizing others –
                  Yet are fundamentally unable to face their own strategically hidden insecurities –
                  Just look in their DSM –

                  And in order to distract themselves, they project their own insecurities onto their “patients” –
                  It’s a form of emotional off loading –
                  Just look in their DSM –

                  “Diagnosing” is psychiatry’s” chronic preoccupation, an irritatingly twiddlesome task characterized by their inability to see things contextually and objectively –
                  Just look in their DSM –

                  Yet for all their textually voluminous “diagnostic” prattle, they’ve solved NOTHING and helped NO ONE –
                  Just look in their DSM –

                  But “psychiatry” has, of course, managed to help itself –
                  By compounding the troubles and complicating the lives of essentially “normal” people –
                  Just look in their DSM –

                • HOWDY, FRIENDS –

                  Roll out the welcome mat for the “mental health industrial complex’s” three-headed monster –

                  “Psychiatry”, Pharmacology, and (drumroll) Neurology –

                • WHAT’S PSYCHIATRY?

                  A “diagnostic” SHITSTORM –

                  A “diagnostic” drug den –

                  An endless game of “you scratch my back, and I’ll scratch yours” played by “drug” companies and their sycophantic “psychiatrists” –

                • IT’S IN THE GOOD BOOK –

                  Psychiatrists have become secular priests –
                  And as devout followers of their “sacred” DSM, they fervently preach the gospel of illness and disability –

                  They’re forever preaching their “diagnostic” and prescription-filled victim narrative –

                  But they not only regard themselves as “priests”, they also think they’re god –

                • INSTANT GRATIFICATION –

                  What are “Psychiatrists”?

                  They’re people who’ve never grown up –
                  They’re toddlers dressed up as “doctors” –
                  They’re wannabe scientists who insist on playing their dangerous game of DMB – Diagnostic Make Believe –

                  They see only what they want to see –

                  They think only what they want to think –

                  They say only what they want to say whenever they want to say it –

                  And use “diagnoses” and “drugs” to pacify themselves –

                • HAIL, HAIL, THE GANG’S ALL HERE –

                  What’s a “DSM” conference?

                  “Psychiatry’s” days-long shindig of “diagnostic” self indulgence –

                  A nauseating exercise in “diagnostic” hedonism where “psychiatrists” get to dream up countless new ways of duping the public –

                • SWEETHEART DEALS –
                  Are psychiatrists influenced by Big Pharma?
                  You bet – they’re Big P’s promotional pimps –
                  Big P showers “psychiatrists” with all kinds of perks –
                  To fatten their pockets and blow up their egos –
                  They’re putty in its hands –

                • CRUEL FOOLS –

                  What are “therapists”?
                  Job snobs –

                  What are “therapists” who call themselves “artists”?
                  Cruel job snobs –

                  What is “psychotherapy”?
                  Covert cruelty –

                • KINKS, JINX, AND FORTY WINKS –

                  How can you say therapists are cruel??? MY therapists aren’t cruel – they say they’ve done their OWN work!

                  Well good for them –

                  What do you mean “good for them”?

                  I mean that’s one of their standard lines –

                  Meaning WHAT?

                  Meaning they’re asleep on the job!!!

              • TAKE A LOOK –

                “Psychiatrists” love looking at their precious DSM –
                But this is wrong –

                Really? Well, then where “should” they be looking?

                IN THE MIRROR –

                • CHICKEN FEED –

                  What are “psychiatrists” so afraid of?
                  Confronting TRAUMA –

                  They’re chicken shits who have chicken fits whenever they hear the word –

                  So they “treat patients” by tossing them handfuls of DCF, Diagnostic Chicken Feed (labels, “drugs”) –
                  Then henpeck them with lines like, “psychiatric diagnoses are real”, or “you have a chemical imbalance”, or here’s their clincher, “you need medication the rest of your life” –

                  It’s one big load of DCS – Diagnostic Chicken Shit –

              • CHICKEN FEED –

                What are “psychiatrists” so afraid of?

                Confronting TRAUMA –
                They’re chicken shits who have chicken fits whenever they so much as hear the word –
                So they “treat patients” by throwing them DCF “diagnostic” chicken feed (labels, “drugs”) and henpeck them with “diagnostic” lies such as, “diagnose are real” or “you have a chemical imbalance” – and here’s their clincher – “you need treatment the rest of your life” –

                Which is a lion’s load of DCS –
                DIAGNOSTIC CHICKEN SHIT –

                • APOSTASY HYPOCRISY –

                  How can you tell when therapists are frauds?

                  When they say they’ve done self therapy – but are still seeing “clients” –

              • THE NAME OF THE GAME –

                Who are the high priests of the “mental health industrial complex”?

                It used to be the APA and it’s hotshot “psychiatrists” –
                But ever since big money entered the game it’s become BIG PHARMA which has the APA eating out of its drug-filled hands –

                • SEND A POSTCARD –

                  I don’t get it – every year around the holidays and the beginning of summer my therapist hands me a more “serious” diagnosis – sometimes more than one!

                  And ones that charges more, I’ll bet –

                  Yes, but why?

                  Get a clue – what does everyone want around those times?

                  Time off?

                  Anything else?

                  More money?

                  Bingo –

                • BOOK CLUBBED –

                  I think you’re just horrible! You say such awful things about therapists!

                  That’s what they are in my book –

                  Not in mine!

                  Well I’m not reading yours so fuck off –

              • GOD ALMIGHTY???

                “Psychiatrists” have made themselves secular priests –
                And as devout followers of their “sacred” DSM, they fervently preach the gospel of illness and disability –

                They incessantly preach their “diagnostic” and “drug”- filled narrative –
                A victim narrative they arrogantly expect “patients” to reverently parrot back to them –
                And they not only regard themselves as priests –
                They also think they’re God –

                • THE SKY’S THE LIMIT –
                  “Psychiatrists” are out of control –
                  They can’t stop adding to the DSM, their ever-expanding book of diagnostic indulgence –

                  They’ve a bad case of DID, Diagnostic Indulgence Disorder –

                • What are “Psychiatrists”?

                  DIAGNOSTIC GLUTTONS –

                  What’s the DSM?

                  The book of DIAGNOSTIC GLUTTONY –

                • What are “Psychiatrists”?
                  There’s two varieties:

                  AKAS’s – Ass-kissing Ass-sniffers – or more to the point,
                  ASAK’s – Ass-sniffing Ass-kissers –
                  (whichever suits their purposes) –

                • PHARMACEUTICAL FLUNKEYS –

                  What’s “psychiatry’s” most sought after position?

                  To be courted by the pharmaceutical industry –
                  They know they’ve made it when they’re offered a contract to do BIG PHARMA’S BIDDING –

                • THE SKY’S THE LIMIT –
                  Psychiatrists are OOC!
                  OOC???
                  It’s their latest diagnosis – Out Of Control – it’s become an epidemic!
                  They’ve just GOT to stop adding to that witless book of Diagnostic Indulgence –
                  They’re headed for a full-blown case of DID –
                  DID???
                  Diagnostic Indulgence Disorder –

              • I fart, you fart –
                EVERYBODY FART-FARTS!!!

                Except, of course, “psychiatrists” –
                Because according to them, they don’t even have assholes –

                Which is strange when you consider how their “careers” center around ass-sniffing their “patients” –

                They’re absolutely determined to catch a whiff of their “patients” emotional farts/hemorrhoids (think life’s ordinary ups and downs) –

                And with one fell “diagnostic” swoop, they turn even THESE into “illnesses”; their flying leap of a conclusion “validated” by that messy collection of “diagnostic” fabrications they so solemnly call the DSM –
                Which they impulsively open to start playing their favorite game of “eeny, meeny, miney, moe, which “diagnosis” makes the most DOUGH??!!”

                “Psychiatrists” are almost maniacal in their self-centered quest to make “patients” fart on command, blithely imperviousness to anyone’s pain or embarrassment –
                Or coerce them into recounting the last time they farted –

                But what’s stranger still is when “patients” DO fart, “psychiatrists” balk at the smell, and THEN assign them the impossible task of producing ONLY odor-free farts from then on, aided (of course!) by “psychiatry’s” large and ever-growing assortment of emotional fart-suppressing pharmaceuticals –

                But strangest of all is “psychiatrists” never admit to farting themselves – to ever having farted AT ALL –
                As such an admission would blow their “professional” fart-free grandiosity into an unmanageable mess of “diagnostically” farty smithereens –

                • PARTY TIME –

                  What games do “psychiatrists” play at their DSM conferences?
                  It varies – but there’s usually lots to choose from:

                  For the bombastic, there’s Name that Diagnosis –
                  For the adventuresome, there’s Pin the Tail on the Diagnosis –
                  For the incurious, there’s Diagnostic Tic Tac Toe –
                  For the wordy, there’s Diagnostic Scrabble –
                  For the unassuming, there’s Diagnostic Checkers –
                  For the most lively, there’s
                  Diagnostic LeapFrog –
                  For the plodding, there’s
                  Diagnostic Backgammon –
                  For the ponderous, there’s
                  Diagnostic Chess –
                  For the boastful, there’s Diagnostic Monopoly –

                  But the real POWER PLAYERS play one thing and one thing only – DIAGNOSTIC POKER –

                • POPULARITY CONTEST –

                  What’s the most popular game at “DSM” conferences?
                  It’s a tie between –

                  DIAGNOSTIC DOMINOES, (because one “diagnosis” always leads to another), and

                  MAKING MOUNTAINS OUT OF MOLEHILLS (which produces an endless supply of brand new psych “diagnoses”) –

                • What’s the DSM?

                  A book of rambling, repetitive, “diagnostic” VERBOSITY –

                  A book of scientifically turgid RHETORIC –

                • What are two games therapists never outgrew and still play on their clients?

                  Simon Says and Follow the Leader –

                • ALL IS NOT LOST –

                  And while many people share many of the same personality addictions/flaws/foibles/quirks/kinks/peccadilloes or just plain peculiarities as their beloved “therapist”,
                  the danger remains in the fact that therapists have the authority to downgrade with labels, strip people of their rights and freedom, and that therapy itself is a fundamentally false relationship built on flawed dynamics. No less appalling is the sad fact that therapists rarely if ever inform clients that therapy isn’t their only option.

                  And as to how or why something so inherently skewed as therapy and therapists has managed to achieve and maintain such widespread popularity, only speaks to how dissociated and indoctrinated people allow themselves to be.

                  But all is not lost. Less well known is the positive fact that many people when left to their own devices manage to find better and safer ways of healing with their privacy, dignity and personal agency intact –

              • What’s “psychiatry”?
                DIAGNOSTIC GLUTTONY –

                What are “Psychiatrists”?
                DIAGNOSTIC GLUTTONS –

                What’s the DSM?
                THE BOOK OF DIAGNOSTIC GLUTTONY –

                • What’s the difference between “psychiatrists” and other kinds of “therapists”?

                  There’s not a lot of difference, as most are narcissistic fools, terrified of seeming “ordinary” –

                  But generally, “psychiatrists” are the arrogant fools who think they’re scientists, whereas “therapists” are the romantic fools who think they’re artists –
                  And BOTH have the bad habit of romanticizing themselves and “psychotherapy” –

                • What do “psychiatrists” and “therapists” have in common?

                  Both are intolerable idiots who idealize themselves and that bullshit they call “psychotherapy” –

                • PLEASE BE SEATED?

                  Quit sitting and listening to “therapists” and their costly bullshit –
                  That “therapy chair” is waaaay too expensive –

                  So before sitting down, imagine that “therapist” taking a shit with a simpy grin on their face –
                  AS THEY WIPE THEIR ASS WITH YOUR CHECK –

                • WHERE TO HEAD IN –

                  What do you say to the stupid motherfuckers who “don’t like your voice”?
                  That you don’t give a damn and you don’t like listening to them either –
                  AND IF THEY DON’T LIKE IT DON’T LISTEN, ya stupid motherfucker –

                • SPLITTING THE DIFFERENCE –

                  What’s the difference between “psychiatrists” and other “therapists”?

                  Not much, as being either one means you’re dealing with a group of incurably narcissistic fools, wholly terrified of seeming ordinary –

                  Their main difference lies in the fact that “psychiatrists” claim to be “scientists”, whereas “therapists” view themselves as “artists”, whatever the fuck THAT means –

                • VISION CHECK –

                  Many people if left to their own devices manage to find better and safer ways of healing than turning to the insulting, intrusive, infantilizing and soul sucking “process” of “psychotherapy” and allowing their privacy, dignity, personal agency and pocketbooks to stay intact –

                  So anyone saying they’re healed yet still wants to be a “therapist” not only has a lot to learn, but needs to ask themselves just who in the heck needs healing anyway as such a desire essentially means they’re still seeing things through the wrong end of a telescope –

                • EMOTIONALLY DISTURBING –

                  It should come as no surprise that many people find the very idea of confiding in a total stranger (who not only demands payment, but personal anonymity) a disturbing prospect.

                  But more disturbing is the fact that these so-called “clinicians” use “psychiatric diagnoses”, which not only aren’t “scientific” in any realistically meaningful way, but are actually and actively harmful. These “psychiatric diagnoses”
                  amount to nothing more than a narrow and negative “evaluation” that is made without bothering to consider the context of the situation. Actions such as these only serve to pigeonhole people with negative stereotypes which negatively affect not only their self-concept and confidence, but also the very trajectory of their very lives.

                  Also disturbing is how precious little, if any, skepticism is ever used if anyone ever even bothers to questions the value or necessity of these so-called “psychiatric diagnoses”. This should be of paramount concern, because any “psychiatric diagnoses” and/or “psychological evaluation” is, in the final analysis, merely the inarguably questionable result of someone’s inarguably limited cultural and isubjective BIAS –

              • HAIL, HAIL, THE GANG’S ALL HERE –

                What in the world is a “DSM conference”?

                It’s “psychiatry’s” days-long shindig of “Diagnostic Indulgence”, a nauseating exercise in diagnostic hedonism where “psychiatrists” dream up new ways to “diagnostically” dupe the public to pad their pockets –

                • TICKET MASTERS –

                  Psychiatrists are such idiots – they think a “diagnosis” is your ticket to ride –
                  BUT IT’S NOT –
                  It’s your ticket to slide –

                • “SPLITTING” THE DIFFERENCE –

                  What’s the difference between “psychiatrists” and other “therapists”?

                  Not much, as being either one means you’re dealing with a group of incurably narcissistic fools, wholly terrified of seeming ordinary –

                  The main difference becomes apparent whenever you hear “psychiatrists” claim they’re “scientists”, and then – wonder of wonders – hear “therapists” conceitedly anoint themselves “artists”, whatever ever the fuck THAT means –

                  Makes you wonder who in the hell “needs therapy” –
                  FUCK yeah….

                • RUE THE DAY –

                  Oh! Today I feel just awful!!
                  Awful? Why?
                  Well, you know how I promised myself I’d never go back to that awful “therapist”, you know, the one who said I’d “need therapy” the rest of my life?
                  Oh yeah…THAT one – don’t tell me – you went back, right?
                  Right….
                  Well don’t feel too bad – I hear that one manages to charm the pants off most “clients” and practically runs a fuckin’ harem –
                  Harem…that’s it! At the very least I felt like a conscripted member of some stupid fan club –
                  FAN club? That wasn’t no “fan club”- that horse’s ass made you a fuckin’ GROUPIE –

                • SO THERE –

                  What are most “therapists’” egos too cowardly to submit to, too weak to withstand, and ultimately just too stupid to ever even begin to appreciate?

                  BRUTAL HONESTY –
                  Something in short supply and in stark contrast to their crazy world of “psychotherapy” –

                • A CATERED AFFAIR –

                  People who use the “mental health” industry as their gravy train oughta get the heck out of people’s lives. They’re parasites who need to quit hijacking the common language with their garbage terminology, which only serves to poison the collective consciousness and dialogue. Take for example one of their favorite words, “depression”. All this means is a pervading sadness which may or may not be life altering. But in either case, it should be recognized that sadness and other painful feeling states are NOT “medical conditions”. Sadness, heartbreak, and grieving are normal reactions to painful events and/or circumstance that ought to be kept away from clutches of the so-called “mental health industry”, something that seeks to pathologize emotions in order to justify catering to itself –

                • “SPLITTING” THE DIFFERENCE –

                  Is there a difference between “psychiatrists” and other “therapists”?

                  To a certain extent, yes. “Psychiatrists” are drug pushers and have the legal might to lock people up, but beyond that minor distinction, meeting either one means you’ve had the good fortune of stumbling across a uniquely dispiriting group of tiresomely narcissistic fools, which, not surprisingly, explains why both types harbor the bad habit of needing to be seen as having some sort of exalted status, which they seem to think is accomplished by referring to themselves as either “artists” or “scientists” –

                • PERSONALITY TYPES –

                  So what type of person becomes a “therapist” –

                  Oh, just imagine the time you met someone you thought you liked, but once you realized what the heck was going on you couldn’t get away from them fast enough –

                  Oh, well that tells me a lot – could you please be more specific?

                  Alright – “therapists” are not only too curious about you, but don’t hesitate to voice their opinions about your life and how you should live it while never doubting the accuracy of their conclusions –

                  So “therapists” are obnoxious –

                  “Therapists” are BEYOND obnoxious –
                  they’ve a massive sense of entitlement fueled by their garbage “education” that makes them think “therapists” know everything –

                  Okay, so “therapists” are nosy, obnoxious, entitled, umm….anything else?

                  Invasive, aggressive, conceited, greedy, dishonest, manipulative, yeah…that about covers it –

                  What a mess….

                  Well, you know what they say, “it takes what it takes”,

                  Apparently so….

                  But I haven’t mentioned the worst –

                  You mean there’s worse?!

                  Oh yeah, the nuttiest will tell you what you’re feeling and browbeat you ‘til they’ve talked you into it –

                  Browbeat you?! Wait – you’re talking about a bully!!!

                  Yep, that’s all a “therapist” amounts to, a bully with a price tag –

                • NAKED TRUTHS –

                  What are most therapists too cowardly to appreciate, too weak to withstand, and too stupid to ever even begin to comprehend?

                  BRUTAL HONESTY –
                  Something you won’t find much of in that circus called “psychotherapy” –

                • EASY QUEASY –

                  It’s amazing how people automatically recommend “therapy” without giving it a second thought. And “therapists” take advantage of this as they’re trained to discredit and dismiss someone’s healthy reluctance, which can make getting sucked into the black hole of “psychotherapy” all too easy –

              • THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING –

                But there is no pudding.

                So whenever some “therapist” tries telling/selling you their “diagnoses” are scientific, ask them the following question –
                What’s the proof???

                And without missing a beat, they’re rattling off their pablum of “studies and stats” that, in the grand scheme of things, mean little to you –

                And if that doesn’t work, they’ll make a galling attempt appealing to your emotions –

                But if you want to get them off your back for good, just say you lost your job, or filing for bankruptcy, or moving to a moon, and before you know it, you’re shown the door –

                Now, what does that prove?

              • GREAT EXPECTATIONS –

                Why is it a bad idea to see “therapists”?
                Because they see “clients” through a glass darkly and like it that way –

                • PERSONA NON GRATA GRATIS –

                  Why do therapists like hiding behind a persona?

                  They say it’s for the power imbalance –

                  “They” say? Okay – “therapists” say a lot of things, most of which aren’t true, and the “power imbalance” is just a bullshit word they use to keep clients in the dark –

                  In the dark?

                  Yes, so they won’t become persona non grata in your eyes –

                  Persona non whadda??

                  So you won’t see what they’re really like behind closed doors, because if you DID, you wouldn’t pay them a DIME!!!

              • STRIKE UP THE BAND – (ode to psych drugs sing-a-long) –

                I got no drugs to hold me down –
                To make me laugh or make me frown –
                I had drugs but now I’m free –
                I got no drugs in me –

                Hi-ho the me-ri-o, it’s the only way to be –
                I want the world to know it’s the only way for me –

                I got no pills, oh yes, I’m done –
                I’m not tied up to anyone –
                Docs have strings, as you all know –
                It’s really time to them to go!!!

                • NO STRINGS ATTACHED
                  Ode to Psych Drugs sing-a-long
                  (Please refer to the song “I Got No Strings”) –

                  I got no drugs to hold me down –
                  To make me laugh or make me frown –
                  I had drugs, but now I’m free –
                  There are no drugs in me!

                  Hi-ho! the me-ri-o!
                  It’s the only way for me –
                  I want the world to know it’s the only place to be!

                  I got no “Doc”, oh yes I’m done –
                  And now I’m having lots more fun –
                  “Docs” are drags, as you may know –
                  It’s really time for them to go!

                • NO STRINGS ATTACHED
                  Ode to Psych Drugs sing-a-long
                  (Please refer to the song “I Got No Strings”)

                  I got a no drugs to hold me down –
                  To make me laugh or make me frown –
                  I had drugs but now I’m free –
                  There are no drugs in me!

                  Hi-ho! the me-ri-o!
                  It’s the only way for me –
                  I want the world to know it’s the only place to be!

                  I got no “Doc”, oh yes I’m done –
                  And now I’m having lots more fun –
                  “Docs” are drags, as you may know –
                  It’s really time for them to go!

                • A CATERED AFFAIR –

                  People who use the “mental health industry” as their gravy train need to get the heck out of people’s lives. These “mental health professionals” are parasites who hijack the common language with their garbage terminology, poisoning the collective consciousness and dialogue with words like “depression”, “anxiety” and “narcissist”. One means sad, another means nervous or worried, and the last means selfish and manipulative, which begs the question – what good comes from making up formal-sounding labels that essentially single people out in a derogatory way, and not only a derogatory way, but a mediclaized way? And then these overconfident and ever-so-clever “mental health professionals” try their defend their sanitized mudslinging by saying they’re only “being descriptive”. But this shows how complacently and completely oblivious they are to the real harm they’re doing, which proves the following – that “therapists” are blatantly insensitive and grotesquely egotistical, and incapable of seeing the truth, which is that people’s feelings and behaviors are not “medical conditions” needing “treatment”, but some of the varied reactions to life’s painful events and circumstances. People should be kept away from the clutches of “mental health professionals”, unless they enjoy being pathologized by people paid to pathologize in order to cater to themselves –

                • BON VOYAGE?

                  What is “psychotherapy”?
                  Rearranging deck chairs –

                  What is self therapy?
                  The voyage back to yourself –

                • What’s a good description of “psychiatry”?

                  A surprisingly solipsistic form of DGT, “Diagnostic” GroupThink –

                • What’s “psychiatry”?

                  an endless game of SMB – “Scientific” Make Believe –

                  an endless series of DTTT – “Diagnostic” Tic Tac Toe –

                  a treasure trove of DGG’s – “Diagnostic” Guessing Games –

                • AD-VANTAGE POINTS –
                  What’s the major flaw in psychiatry and psychotherapy?

                  The fact it’s created from a therapist’s point of view –

                • What’s wrong with psychiatric diagnoses?

                  They destroy one’s sense of dignity and assault the human soul –

            • TIME TO REFLECT –

              The next time some idiot psychiatrist (or ANY type of “therapist”) says you “LACK INSIGHT” you tell that lazy, lousy, life-sucking, DRUG PUSHING MOTHER FUCKER to look in the mirror –

              AND YOU CAN BET IT’S CRACKED!

                • HIDE AND SEEK –

                  Think you can trust your “therapist”?
                  THINK AGAIN –

                  What makes you think you can trust someone you don’t know personally?
                  What makes you want to trust someone you don’t know personally??
                  If someone won’t tell you their shit, why would you tell them yours???

                  So get ready to hear an avalanche of evasive phrases like, “establishing trust”, or “rapport”, or get this –
                  establishing a “therapeutic alliance” –

                  Makes you wonder what they’re hiding….

                • HIDE AND SEEK –

                  Think you can trust your “therapist”?
                  THINK AGAIN –

                  What makes you THINK you can trust someone you don’t know personally?

                  What makes you WANT to trust someone you don’t know personally??

                  And if someone won’t tell you THEIR shit,
                  WHY WOULD YOU TELL THEM YOURS???

                  Makes you wonder what they’re hiding….

                • LOOK TO THE FUTURE???

                  What do you see for your child’s future?

                  One that is happy and healthy??

                  Or maybe you’re a parent who prefers having trauma, abuse and neglect determine your child’s future, so you see it this way –
                  Your child becomes a P.F.F., a Permanent Financial Fixture in some “therapist’s” office –

                  Or perhaps your tastes run to the exotic, therefore you’re drawn to more dramatic scenarios, so you see your child’s future play out this way –
                  As one of psychiatry’s F.L.L.P.S.’s, Future LifeLong Pill Swallowers –

                  BUT DON’T FORGET —
                  Until your child grows up, THE CHOICE IS YOURS AND ONLY YOURS –

              • MIRROR MIRROR ON THE BALL –

                The next time some idiot psychiatrist (or ANY type of “therapist”) says you “LACK INSIGHT”, you tell that lazy, lousy, life-sucking PILL PUSHING MOTHER FUCKER to look in the mirror –

                AND YOU CAN BET IT’S CRACKED!!!

              • DIAGNOSTIC SCAVENGER HUNT –

                The next time you think you “need a therapist” remember the following phrase –

                “Those who go looking for trouble will always find it” –

                Think of that as you picture them fumbling through their bulging DSM –

                • YOU BE THE JUDGE –

                  “Therapists” claim to be “nonjudgmental” –

                  But this is part of their their grandiosity, their illusion of being above the rest –

                  Because being “nonjudgmental” is next to impossible, as everyone’s attitudes are culturally and subjectively biased, no matter their “training” –

                  Is it good judgment to place yourself in a small, enclosed space with someone you don’t know and assume they know more and better than you?

                  Is it good judgment to align yourself with those who lives revolve around dollar-driven ideas of “illness” and “health”??

                  Is it good judgment to willingly abdicate your adulthood to someone who has the power to legally control how you live your life???

                  YOU BE THE JUDGE –

                • GAME OF HEARTS –

                  Oh, I’m so excited! My therapists tell me they’re doing thought experiments, you know, for research and stuff – isn’t that grand?

                  No, no, not grand at all – all they’re doing is playing their mind games, for which you – I’ve no doubt – have already been the hapless victim of –

                  MIND GAMES!!! Goodness no!!!

                  Goodness YES!!! It’s time you realized “therapists” have degrees in exploitation, and their “thought experiments” are just a polite way of saying mind games –

                  So you’re saying I’m being played?

                  Like a fiddle – but therapists are just doing what comes naturally, you know, as they say, “it’s the nature of the beast” –

                  Nature of the beast?

                  Yeah, meaning they’re cunning, meaning they’re scavengers who like feeding off people’s pain –

                  That doesn’t sound very nice…

                  Oh, but they make it sound VERY nice, as they’ve been trained to do that VERY well, now wouldn’t you agree?

                  (Reluctantly)…yes…but, but my therapist says it was always in their heart to be a therapist!

                  Ohhh yeah, “in their heart”, if I had a nickel for every time they say that I could open my own bank! People who say things like that need to take a good hard look “in their heart” and ask themselves WHY IN THE HELL “their heart” thinks it’s okay to make a buck OFF PEOPLE’S PAIN, but asking that won’t do you one damn bit a good ‘cause all they’ll do is come up with some half-assed rationalization followed by one of their crackpot “diagnoses”, for which you have to ask yourself WHAT KIND OF HEART DOES THAT???

                • BLAME GAME –

                  How do you envision your child’s future?

                  As happy and healthy?

                  Or as a permanent fixture in some “therapist’s” office?

                  If it’s the former, then why are you letting trauma, abuse and neglect determine their future today?
                  This explains why they’re already a fixture in some “therapist’s” office –
                  And whose fault would that be?

                  Well one thing’s for sure –
                  IT’S NOT YOUR CHILD’S –

            • The phone rings –
              Hey Strom, it’s Boli!
              Hey Boli! Sorry I had to miss the BrainFart Conference. How’d it go?
              You didn’t miss much – it was one long DSF (diagnostic snooze fest) I could barely stay awake –
              That dull, huh? Even through Dr. Dinglenut’s presentation on co-morbidity?
              Yep, and wow – was that EVER one long lecture –
              What about Dr. Dickleshit’s talk on complex PTSDMDDBPDODDSADADHD?
              Oh, that made some minor waves – but I did manage to liven things up a bit –
              No kidding?
              Yep – I got so fed up during Dr. Okeedokee’s labyrinth of a speech I decided to let fly a cascade of FSPUF’s (foul-smelling pent-up farts) –
              Really? You must have made quite the impression –
              I did stir things up a bit, but Dr. Okeedokee’s just what you said, you know, “thick as a brick” –
              That I do – but maybe next time I’ll join you so we can fart acapella –
              Hey, thanks! Now THAT’S something to look forward to!

                • A MATTER OF DEGREES –

                  What do therapists have their degrees in?

                  Masters of Dissociation –

              • WHERE TO HEAD IN –

                What do you tell them motherfuckers who say they don’t like your voice?
                That I don’t give a damn and don’t like listening to them either – AND IF THEY DON’T LIKE IT, DON’T LISTEN, ya stupid motherfucker –

                • RULES OF THE GAME –

                  What are “psychiatrists” and “therapists”?
                  People who never learned to play fair –
                  Meaning what?
                  Meaning you don’t resort to name calling –

                • RULES OF THE GAME –
                  What’s the one thing therapists never bothered to learn?

                  How to play fair, which explains their disgusting penchant for name calling –

                • SHIT-EATING HUCKSTERS –

                  “Therapists” are so fulla shit they even manage to lie to themselves –

                  And here’s one of their favorites –
                  “We, as therapists, seek to establish a working relationship with each client” –

                  LET”S GET ONE THING STRAIGHT –

                  The ONLY ones “working” in that bullshit of a “relationship” are the “CLIENTS”, who spend most of their time WORKING REAL JOBS JUST TO SURVIVE but have been talked into paying some clown of a “therapist’s” OBSCENELY HIGH FEES –
                  The only “work” “therapists” do is sit on their ass, counting the minutes until they collect a check –

              • IN GOOD TASTE –

                Why are “therapists” the worst people to turn to in your hour of need?

                Because just from the outlines of your life they think they’ve got you pegged which tells you right off the bat you’re dealing with an egomaniac and since they’re being paid you can rightly assume they’re doing it for the money as much as anything which makes for some pretty foul-smelling dynamics –

                You know you’re right –
                The whole idea of “therapy” always did leave a bad taste in my mouth –

                Well you’ve finally hit on it!

                “Hit on it”? What do you mean?

                Being a “therapist” is the perfect job for people with big egos and absolutely NO taste –

                • SEAWORTHY –

                  What’s “dyadic psychotherapy”?
                  Rearranging deck chairs –

                  What’s self therapy?
                  The voyage back to yourself –

              • THE GRIPE IS RIGHT?

                What’s your gripe with “psychiatric diagnoses”?

                They hurt people –
                YA STUPID STINKIN’ MOTHER FUCKER!!!

                Shit, yeah…

                • WHY, OH WHY –

                  And just why do “therapists” become “therapists”?

                  To satisfy their infantile need to be admired, adored, and looked up to by a worshipful cadre of reliably uncritical fans a.k.a. “clientele” –

                • NAKED TRUTHS –

                  What’s the one thing “therapists’” egos are not only too cowardly to appreciate, but too weak to withstand?

                  BRUTAL HONESTY,
                  something in short supply and stark contrast to the fraudulent world of “psychotherapy” –

            • ALL IS NOT LOST –

              And while many people share many of the same personality addictions/flaws/foibles/quirks/kinks/peccadilloes or just plain peculiarities as their beloved therapist, the dangers remains in the brutal fact that therapists have the authority to downgrade with labels, strip away people’s rights and freedoms, and that therapy itself is a fundamentally false relationship built on lopsided dynamics. No less appalling is the sad fact that therapists rarely, if ever, inform clients that dyadic psychotherapy isn’t their only viable option.

              And as for why something so inherently skewed as therapy and therapists has managed to not only achieve but maintain such widespread popularity only speaks to how disconnected and dissociated people allow themselves to remain.

              But all is not lost. Less well known is the positive fact that many people, if left to their own devices, succeed in finding better and safer ways of healing instead of relying on the black hole of dyadic psychotherapy, their avoidance of which allows them to protect their privacy, dignity, personal agency, and pocketbooks from a therapist’s stifling grip –

              • **NEWS FLASH**

                Amazingly, if only left to their own devices, people are more than capable of finding their own ways of healing rather than letting some halfwit “therapist” finagle their way into their lives and pocketbooks –

              • NONSENSICAL –

                Why take someone into your confidence who won’t take you into theirs, yet thinks they’re entitled to your money?

                Makes no good sense, so don’t let some “therapist” run off with yours – AND your money –

                • TALENT SHOW –

                  My gosh – it sounds like all you care about is money!

                  Nope, nope – not true at all, but I sure as hell hope you learn how to not be talked out of YOURS, which is a therapist’s number one talent –

          • THEY’RE ALL THUMBS – (Dancing the Diagnostic Conga Line) –

            Psychiatrists aren’t committed to compassionate curiosity and ethical inquiry –

            They’re a deluded alliance of social hacks whose fondest wish is to dance their Diagnostic Conga Line –

            Picture this – their right thumb up the posterior of one psychiatrist, as their left thumb is used for their own anterior gratification – and off they go! dancing their conga line, spreading their words of Diagnostic Delusion all around the globe –

            Define social hack –
            those attempting to manipulate the outcomes of social behavior through orchestrated actions –

            Hummm….sounds like psychiatry….

            • Psychiatrists feverishly dance their conga line with Diagnostic Frenzy –
              Singing and chanting their newest “diagnoses” with psychiatric abandon –

              • Psychiatrists feverishly dance their conga line with psychiatric abandon –
                Singing and chanting their latest “disorders” in a Diagnostic Frenzy –

            • DIAGNOSTIC CHAIN GANG –

              Psychiatrists obediently form a Diagnostic Chain Gang –
              Diligently they line up –
              One and all –
              To perform the following directives:

              1. Their right thumbs up the posterior of one psychiatrist (for thought suppression) –
              2. Their left thumbs reserved for more prurient activity (jerking off) –

              This satisfies Psychiatry’s three main objectives –
              1. Thought suppression (their own and others)
              2. Self pleasuring (professional and prurient)
              3. Global indoctrination

              • THE SEARCH FOR TRUTH –

                Science is the search for truth –
                Psychiatry thinks it’s a science –
                But it isn’t –
                It uses science as a distraction from the truth –

                Its scientific efforts have been for naught – little to no good has come of it – but has created and continues to create much needless harm –

                • ECONOMIC INCENTIVE is the name of the game for the psychotherapeutic industry –

                  The only thing psychiatry does is invent more “disorders” – which enriches them in more ways than one –
                  It’s their cruel joke –
                  They’ve no desire to see you heal in any real way because there’s no money in it for them if they do –
                  No one needs what they’re selling –

                  So what’s the cure?
                  Self incentive
                  Self awareness Introspection

                • CALLING DR. SISYPHUS –

                  Psychiatrists practice Sisyphean medicine –
                  It’s their never ending cruel joke –

                  Just when you’re done with one thing, they give you another –

                  ANOTHER “diagnoses”
                  ANOTHER “disorder”
                  ANOTHER “drug”

                  And on and on and on………

                • Psychiatry uses science as a distraction from truth –

                  And what’s “the truth”?
                  The impact of childhood traumas – and the resolution of those traumas –

                • USE YOU IMAGINATION –

                  Need help quitting “therapy”?
                  Try visualization –

                  Just imagine that overpaid slob you call a “therapist” taking a fancy vacation –

                  FUNDED BY YOURS TRULY –

                  Worked for me –

                • WHEN DOES LIFE BEGIN?

                  When you stop listening to any and all “therapists”:

                  M.D. (psychiatrist)
                  PhD (psychologist)
                  M.F.C.C. (marriage, family, and child counselor)
                  L.C.SW. (Licensed clinical social worker)

                • CRYSTAL BALL –

                  What will happen in”therapy” when I finally find the courage to be myself?

                  I see many things –

                  I see your “therapist” becoming bewildered –
                  I see your “therapist” feeling threatened –
                  I see your “therapist” getting angry –
                  I see your “therapist” frantically grasping for their despicable tools –
                  And now you’re surrounded by a dark cloud of “Diagnoses” and “Drugs” –

                  I see your future DISAPPEAR –

                • BRILLIANT DISGUISE –

                  Why is “therapy” so popular?
                  Because “therapists” are your parents in “clinical” disguise –

                  And there’s lots of unhealed people looking for the love and acceptance from the parents they never had –

                  So the question becomes –
                  Why would you want to see some weirdo parental imposter that you have to pay?

                  Which leads to the next question –
                  Who’s footing the bill THIS TIME AROUND?

                • FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE –

                  Why in the world do you make EVERY question a matter of money?

                  Because people often don’t understand their feelings –

                  But they sure as hell understand their money –

                • ENOUGH ALREADY –

                  You’ve already been hurt once (figuratively speaking) by your parents –
                  Isn’t that enough?

                  So why let society hurt you a second time with that ridiculous “construct” called “psychotherapy”?
                  You don’t need to hire a stand in –

                  Your can learn to parent yourself BY yourself –

                • PROCESS OF OVERWHELM –

                  “Psychiatrists” and other “therapists”, have the same objective, which is to overwhelm and thereby GAIN CONTROL OVER YOU by using their “therapeutically inspired” techniques of intimidation and seduction –

                  “Psychiatrists” bamboozle with their so-called “medical knowledge”, while “therapists” woo with words of synthetic “empathy” until people surrender their own inherent authority –

                • EQUALLY NEUROTIC –

                  How are “psychiatrists” and other “therapists” similar?

                  They’re all equally neurotic –
                  (But if you’re after “drugs”, you’ll need a “psychiatrist”) –

                  Equally neurotic? How so?

                  All have a neurotic need to see themselves as more than the next person –
                  All share the neurotic notion that being a “therapist” MAKES them more than the next person –

                  More precisely,
                  “Psychiatrists” neurotically claim to be “scientists”, while “therapists” neurotically envision themselves as “artists” –

                  But all neurotically cling to their neurotic belief in their neurotically inspired “psychiatric diagnoses” –

                • BRILLIANT DISGUISE –

                  Why do people trust “therapists”?
                  Because “therapists” are parents in a “clinical” disguise –

                  Because there’s lots of hurting people out there looking for understanding and acceptance from parents they never had –
                  So the question becomes –
                  Why would you PAY a parental imposter??
                  And,
                  Who’s footing the bill THIS TIME AROUND???

                • WHEN DOES LIFE BEGIN?

                  When you STOP listening to ANY “therapist” of ANY kind, which includes the following:

                  M.D. (psychiatrist)
                  PhD (psychologist)
                  MFCC (marriage, family, and child counselor)
                  LCSW (licensed clinical social worker) –

                  And ANY other god-forsaken GRIFTER who charges you ANYTHING just for lending a sympathetic ear –
                  Which is called being A DECENT HUMAN BEING –
                  Which NO ONE deserves to be paid for –
                  As it’s why we were put on this earth –
                  IN THE FIRST PLACE –

                • WHEN DOES LIFE BEGIN?

                  When you STOP listening to ANY AND ALL “therapists”, of ANY kind, which includes the following:

                  M.D. (psychiatrist)
                  Ph.D (psychologist)
                  M.F.C.C. (marriage, family and child counselor)
                  L.C.S.W. (licensed clinical social worker),
                  AND ANY OTHER GOD FORSAKEN GRIFTER who charges you anything –
                  JUST FOR LENDING A SYMPATHETIC EAR, which is something NO ONE deserves to be paid for –
                  Lending a sympathetic ear should mean one thing and ONE THING ONLY –
                  Which means being A DECENT HUMAN BEING –
                  Which NO ONE deserves to be paid for –
                  As it’s why we’re put on this earth –
                  IN THE FIRST PLACE –

                • HIDE AND SEEK –

                  Think you can “trust” your “therapist”?
                  THINK AGAIN –

                  What makes you think you can trust someone you don’t know personally?
                  What makes you WANT to trust someone you don’t know personally??
                  If someone won’t tell
                  you THEIR shit, why should you tell them YOURS???

                  So get ready to hear an avalanche of evasive phrases like, “establishing trust”, or “rapport”, or get this, a “therapeutic alliance” –

                  Makes you wonder what they’re hiding –

                • And ALL “therapists” have the neurotic desire to have people look up to them as they hear their woes –

                • MARKET FORCES –

                  What’s “psychotherapy”?
                  A bad idea that grew like weeds –
                  How’d THAT happen?

                  Because one night after reading too much Freud, a few enterprising individuals got carried away with the idea that being part of the action could make them famous –

                  And since these were the days when few had access to information, the powers that be used it to their advantage and created a monopoly –

                  And then (wouldn’t you know it) ego, prestige, and money took over and voila! – it’s the mess it is today –

                • BRILLIANT DISGUISE –

                  Why is “therapy” so popular?

                  Because “therapists” are parents in “clinical” disguise who become the parents you never had to give you the support and guidance you never got –

                  So the question becomes,
                  Why would you pay a parental imposter?
                  And,
                  Who’s footing the bill THIS time around?

                • GOTTA GET DEPROGRAM –

                  Want to escape the Scourge of Psychiatry/Psychotherapy?
                  Follow these steps:

                  1. Don’t call them –
                  2. Don’t see them –
                  3. Don’t zoom them –
                  4. Don’t read them –
                  But do:
                  1. Go online –
                  2. Search self-therapy –
                  3. Take it from there –

                  But here’s two caveats –
                  1. Avoid stereotypical “therapy” sites –
                  2. Be ready for people (especially “therapists”!) who’ll try to talk you out of it –

                • PERSONALITY TYPES –

                  What type of person becomes a “therapist”?

                  Oh, just imagine the time you met someone you thought you liked but once you realized what the heck was going on you couldn’t get away from them fast enough –

                  Well, THAT tells me a lot! Could you please be more specific?

                  Alright – “therapists” are not only too curious about you, but don’t mind telling you about your life and how you should live it while never doubting the accuracy of their conclusions –

                  Oh, so “therapists” are obnoxious –

                  “Therapists” are BEYOND obnoxious – they’ve a massive sense of entitlement fueled by their garbage “education” that leaves them thinking “therapists” know everything –

                  Okay, so “therapists” are nosy, obnoxious, entitled, umm….anything else?

                  How about invasive, aggressive, greedy, dishonest, manipulative, conceited…yeah, that about covers it –

                  What a mess….

                  Well, you know what they say, “it takes what it takes” –

                  Apparently so….

                  But I haven’t mentioned the worst –

                  You mean there’s worse?!

                  Oh yeah – the nuttiest will tell you what you’re feeling and browbeat you ‘till they’ve talked you into it –

                  Browbeat?? Wait – you’re talking about a bully!!!

                  Yep, that’s all a “therapist” amounts to – a bully with a price tag –

                • OVER A BARREL –

                  What’s wrong with you? You look like death warmed over!

                  Well that’s how I feel, only worse –

                  Why??

                  Oh, I saw that goon of “therapist”, you know, the pushy one always telling people to “own their stuff”?

                  Oh yeah, “the blowhard” – well what happened?

                  Nothing I said suited the jerk – when I was happy, they said I wasn’t “in touch with my feelings”, and when I was sad, they said I should “focus on the positive” –

                  Well that’s what you get with “therapists”, you’re damned if you do, and damned if you don’t, and either way you’re stuck paying their fuckin’ fee!

              • THE SEARCH FOR TRUTH –

                Science is the search for truth –
                Psychiatry thinks it’s science –
                But it’s not –
                It uses science to distract from the truth –
                And what is the truth?

                The impact of childhood trauma –

                • THE SEARCH FOR TRUTH –

                  Science is the search for truth –
                  Psychiatry thinks it’s a science, but it’s not –
                  It uses science to distract from truth –

                  And what is the truth?

                  The impact and resolution of childhood trauma –

            • WELL SUITED –

              It’s so exciting! My therapists tell me they conduct thought experiments! You know, for research and stuff. Doesn’t that sound grand?

              No! Can’t you see what they’re doing?!

              No…

              All they’re doing is “conducting” their despicable MIND GAMES – and don’t be a fool! They’ve undoubtedly been doing them on YOU all this time –

              Heavens no!!!

              “Heavens” yes!!! It’s all those jerks do, by golly, from sun up to sundown – but when you consider the type of people they are, it only makes sense –

              “Only makes sense”? What do you mean?

              It means they’re doing what comes naturally, you know, things suited to their manipulative personalities –

              You mean “therapists” have manipulative personalities?

              Do birds fly??? YES!!!

              Even the nice ones?

              Oh yeah, especially the “nice” ones – those are some of the worst, in fact –
              But don’t get too upset – just know it comes with the territory, and most are so dissociated they don’t even see what they’re doing or why the hell they’re doing it –

              You make it sound like they’re unwitting predators –

              THAT about sums it up –

            • MOUSE OR LOUSE???

              My goodness! You call yourself “the mouse that roared”, but you say such awful things about therapy and therapists! You’re not a mouse – you’re a RAT!!!

              Oh my goodness, imagine that! Sound like I’ve made someone unhappy, now doesn’t it! But don’t you worry, if it makes you feel better, you can go tell your “therapist” – I’m sure they’d agree – for a fee –

            • CLARIFICATIONS –

              What is “emotional distraction”?
              Something therapists indulge in to keep from focusing on themselves –

              What is “professional distinction”?
              Something obnoxious people (i.e. “therapists”) think makes their opinions matter more than others –

              What are “therapists”?
              A group of laughably pretentious people unable to distinguish between grandiosity and altruism –

              • CANCEL CULTURED –

                So what’s the difference between grandiosity and altruism?

                Well, with therapists, there’s no difference –

                No difference? How so??

                Because “therapists” EXPECT PAYMENT – which cancels out their claims of altruism, but proves their unconscious grandiosity –

              • CLARIFICATIONS –

                What is “emotional distraction”?
                Something therapists indulge in, (i.e. therapy), to keep from focusing on themselves –

                What is “professional distinction”?
                Something obnoxious people, (i.e. therapists), think makes their opinions matter more than others –

                And what are therapists?
                A group of laughably pretentious people unable to distinguish between altruism and grandiosity –

              • WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE???

                No one should finance someone’s ego trip –
                Which is essentially what’s going on in “therapy” –

                • WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE???

                  No one deserves to be paid an exorbitant amount of money – or ANY amount of money – for listening(?) to someone else –

                  NO ONE’S EARS ARE WORTH THAT MUCH –

                • WHAT DO THERAPISTS THINK YOU ARE?

                  One damn fool –
                  Flush with cash –
                  Ready to fund their ego trip called “therapy” –

              • READ THE ROOM –

                “Therapists” look at “clients” in two ways –
                1. As a feather in their cap –
                2. As money in their pocket –

                Those who claim otherwise are deluding themselves –

                AND TRYING TO DELUDE YOU –

                • Meaning of “read the room” –

                  to understand the emotions and thoughts of the people present –

                • BELIEVE IT OR NOT –

                  And as for your “getting better”,
                  “therapists” can take it or leave it –

                  But when it comes to grabbing their paycheck, they show no such ambivalence –

                  Because after all, business is business, right?

                • MEET AND GREET –

                  What do “therapists” think when they meet new “clients”?

                  They’re thrilled ‘cause they think they’ve got a live one –
                  And if you stick around long enough, you’ll prove them right –

                  So get ready to hightail it out of Dr. Dipshit’s office right quick before the damn fool has a chance to rope you in with one of their goddamn labels –
                  But here’s a better strategy –
                  DON’T GO IN THE FIRST PLACE –

                • GRAND DELUSIONS –

                  Psychiatric diagnoses are NOT scientific –

                  Because in the final analysis, what do they boil down to? SUBJECTIVE OPINION –
                  Doubt that?
                  Trace back and follow the logic from psyche diagnosis >> labels >> name-calling >> insults >> and what are you left with???
                  SUBJECTIVE OPINION –

                • GROW A BACKBONE –

                  Quit being a damn fool, paying someone to watch you cry –

                  THAT’S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR –

                  And if your friends aren’t interested in doing THAT, it’s time you started looking for new friends –

            • MIRROR MIRROR ON THE BALL,
              MIND FUCKERS ONE AND ALL –

              The next time some idiot “psychiatrist” (or ANY type of “therapist”) says “lack insight”, you tell that lazy, lousy, life-sucking, self congratulatory PILL PUSHING MIND FUCKER to look in the mirror –

              AND YOU CAN BET IT’S CRACKED!!!

              • MIRROR MIRROR ON THE BALL, MIND FUCKERS ONE AND ALL –

                The next time some idiot “psychiatrist” (or ANY type of “therapist”), says you “lack insight”, you tell that lazy, lousy, life-sucking, self congratulatory PILL PUSHING MIND FUCKER to look in the mirror –

                AND YOU CAN BET IT’S CRACKED!!!

                • What are “psychiatrists/therapists”?
                  Psycho-leeches out to make a buck –
                  FROM YOUR BAD LUCK –

                • MERCY ME –

                  What are“psychiatrists” and “therapists”?

                  Utterly and completely
                  DISGUSTING

                • I BEG YOUR PARDON –
                  What are “psychiatrists” and “therapists”?
                  Completely and utterly

                  DISGUSTING!!!

              • KING CLEAR –

                Doctor! Doctor! What’s your diagnosis???
                Well, in my professional opinion they’re suffering from the common affliction known as, as –
                Depression? Bipolar? Personality Disorder?
                No, no, and no – it’s called BEING HUMAN –

                • POCKET FULL OF POSEY –

                  What bugs you most about “therapists”?

                  They’re a bunch of fuckin’ posers too damn sure of themselves –

                • What is “psychiatry”?

                  The uncompromising exercise of raw, brutal POWER and cruelty –

              • PLEASE BE SEATED?

                Quit sitting and listening to “therapists” and their bullshit –
                Their “therapy chair” is way too expensive –

                So before sitting down, just imagine that “therapist” taking a shit with a grin on their face as they wipe THEIR ass with YOUR check –

                • WHERE TO HEAD IN –

                  What do you tell people who don’t like your voice?
                  That I don’t give a damn and don’t like listening to them either and IF THEY DON’T LIKE IT DON’T LISTEN,
                  ya stupid motherfucker –

              • IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING –

                There are some people who build careers out of stating the obvious –

                Which goes to show that at a certain point, education makes your stupid, and technological advances just give you more toys to play with.

                The “science of trauma” serves as a perfect example –

                The fact that trauma affects you physically (including areas of the brain) should come as no surprise – or haven’t you heard stories about people who, after hearing bad news, lose their hair or drop dead of a heart attack, or others who literally die of a broken heart?
                Amazing, isn’t it….

                No one needs some idiot’s ooh la la “scientific proof” to state the already obvious –
                And in any case, I seriously doubt the usefulness of any such “proof” –

                And what are my qualifications?
                Oh, it’s just a little something called COMMON SENSE –

                • What are psychiatrists and therapists?

                  DIAGNOSTIC WHORES –

                  Define whore –
                  A person who is unscrupulous, especially one who compromises their principles for personal gain –
                  Anyone who is money-hungry –
                  A contemptible person –

              • HOW DARE YOU –

                The “therapist” –
                Where do you get off calling me a “high flyer”? I worked hard for my education and I really help people!

                Sure you do, sure you do…well, then tell me, “Dr.” Fuckedy-Fuck, do you charge a fee?

                What? What? What do you mean? Of course I do! And how DARE you!!

                Oh really, how dare I?
                HOW DARE YOU???

                • HOW DARE YOU?

                  Where do you get off calling me a “high flyer”? I worked hard for my degree and I really help people!

                  Sure you do, sure you do…well, then tell me, “Dr.” Fuckedy Fuck, do you charge a fee?

                  What? What? What do you mean?? Of course I do! and how DARE you???

                  How dare I?
                  HOW DARE YOU!!!

                • HOW DARE YOU?

                  The “therapist” –
                  Where do you get off saying I sell “psychological snake oil”?!! I worked hard for my education and I really help people!!

                  The sane individual –
                  Oh my goodness, Dr. Fuckedy Fuck, I’m sure do, but tell me, do you still charge a fee?

                  WHAT?! WHAT?! What do you mean “do I still charge a fee”?!! Are you insane?!! Of course I charge a fee! And how DARE you?!

                  Oh really, “how dare I”?
                  HOW DARE YOU???

              • KNOW THE DIFFERENCE –

                Why should psychiatry be demolished?

                Because life and living are creative endeavors, not scientific formulas –

                • THE SAME GAME –

                  What does it mean when you find yourself seeking the services of a therapist?

                  It means you most likely were cast as “the sick one” in your family, a role that made you the undeserving recipient of their negative projections –

                  So what do therapists do?

                  THE SAME THING –

              • I WANNA BE A THERAPIST!!!

                Really? Then you really DO need your head examined –

                No! No! I want to help people!

                I’m sure you do…but you don’t need to be “a therapist” to do that –

                But I’ll receive TRAINING in how to help people!

                Wait – wait – hold on – “training in how to help people” – and just WHAT do you mean by THAT??

                It means I’ll get a degree, and work in an office, and charge fees, and, and –

                And stop right there – you don’t need a “degree” to “help” anybody and those stupid courses oughtta teach people HOW TO HEAL THEMSELVES
                – and no one else!

              • IF THE SHOE FITS –

                The next time some stupid, mother-fucking, soul-sucking motherfucker of a “therapist” gives you one of their mother-fucking “diagnoses”, you tell that stupid motherfucker to walk a mile in YOUR SHOES, ya stupid motherfucker!!!

              • HOW DARE YOU?

                Where do you get off calling me a “high flyer”? I’ve worked hard for my degree and I help people!

                Sure you do, sure you do…. well, then tell me, “Dr” Fuckedy Fuck, do you charge a fee?

                What? What? What do you mean? Of course I do! and how dare you!!

                How dare I?
                HOW DARE YOU???

                • TRIPLE THREAT –

                  What are three things you stand to lose in “therapy”?

                  Your privacy –
                  Your money –
                  You sanity –

            • GOTTA GET DEPROGRAM –

              Want to escape the Scourge of Psychiatry/Psychotherapy?
              Follow these steps:

              1. Don’t call them –
              2. Don’t see them –
              3. Don’t zoom them –
              4. Don’t read them –
              But do:
              1. Go online –
              2. Search self-therapy –
              3. Watch the movie “What About Bob” –
              4. Take it from there –

              But here’s two caveats:
              1. Avoid stereotypical “therapy” sites
              2. Be ready for people (typically “therapists”) to try and talk you out of it –

                • BITTER-SWEET –

                  The “therapist” –
                  I think you sound bitter –
                  Bitter? Bitter?? You BET I’m bitter!!! And what’s wrong with being “bitter”??? I guess THAT’S not on your bullshit “checklist”, or should I say your SHIT-LIST!!! So listen and learn, you asshole – feeling “bitter” is how a lot of people feel once they’ve wised up to the crap you’re pulling!! And my goodness – it’s part of the “process” (one of your favorite words), now isn’t it??? And listen to one more thing, you STUPID, SMUG, SELF-SATISFIED MOTHER-FUCKING, BLOOD-SUCKING BOZO – feeling “bitter” FEELS GREAT and it’s one of the BEST THINGS that’s happened to me as far as you and your bullshit “therapy” is concerned!!! And as for my being “bitter” — let’s see who’s “bitter” once I walk outta here for the last time without leaving you a fuckin’ check – which just so happens to be TODAY!!!

            • TIME TO GROW UP –

              What’s wrong with therapists?

              They’re people who’ve never outgrown the need to be right –

              Damn right –

            • A CATERED AFFAIR –

              People who use the “mental health industry” as their gravy train need to get the heck out of people’s lives. These “mental health professionals” are parasites who poison the common language with their garbage terminology with words like “depression”, “anxiety” and “narcissist” – which begs the question – what good comes from making up formal-sounding, medicalized labels that objectify people in a negative and electronically permanent way?
              And then these overconfident and ever-so-clever “mental health professionals” add insult to injury by defending their nasty habit of name-calling/sanitized mud-slinging by saying they’re “only being descriptive”. But this shows how completely and complacency oblivious they are to the harm they’re doing, which proves the following – therapists are grossly insensitive and blatantly egotistical people unable to see the truth which is that people’s feelings and behaviors are not “medical conditions” needing “treatment”, but are varied reactions to life’s difficult experiences, events and circumstances that need space, time, privacy and patience to heal on their own. People should avoid the clutches of “therapists”, unless they enjoy being pathologized by people paid to pathologize in order to cater to themselves –

              • MOUSE OR LOUSE???

                I think you’re a rotten person!
                You call yourself “the mouse that roared” while calling therapists and therapy such awful things! You’re not a mouse – you’re a RAT!!!

                Oh dear – sounds like I’ve made someone unhappy, now doesn’t it? Well don’t worry – if it makes you feel better, you can always tell your therapist –
                for a fee –

          • DEFENSE MECHANISMS –

            What are “therapists” trained to do?

            To rationalize “therapy” and rationalize their reasons for being a “therapist” –

            • KISS UP? OR PISS UP?

              What happens when you don’t kiss up to “psychiatrists”?

              They get pissed off and give you another “diagnosis”-

            • OUT – LIARS AND TOWN CRYERS –

              What are therapists out to prove?

              That they’re ALWAYS RIGHT –
              And you’re ALWAYS WRONG –

              And they’re screaming it –
              ALL OVER TOWN –

              • VOLLEY FOLLY –

                What makes you say “therapists” haven’t grown up?

                Just that – “therapists” haven’t grown up –

                Okay – but HOW haven’t “therapists” grown up?

                “Therapists” are still on the playground, bullying kids and calling them names, only now they’ve got their “diagnoses” –

                Oh…so what you’re saying is, well adjusted people don’t grow up to be name callers –

                Yes, exactly –

                But WHY do “therapists” want to be name callers??

                Because they’re still children on the playground who don’t understand the folly of labeling others –

                • ARTISTIC VALUES –

                  What does it mean when therapists say therapy is an art?

                  It means they’re more interested in what THEY see than in what YOU say –

                  And what does it mean when therapists say they’re artists?

                  It means they think they’re better than the rest of us average slobs –

            • OUTLIARS AND TOWN CRYERS –

              What are “therapists” forever out to prove?
              That THEY’RE always right –
              And YOU’RE always wrong –

              And they’re into screaming it all over town (radio, tv, Internet) –

          • SHOTS FIRED –

            Gotta watch out for those “psych diagnoses” –
            What’s a “psych diagnosis”?
            It’s an MD-AHA – Medically Disguised Ad Hominem Attack –

            • FACE UP AND PHASE OUT –

              What’s the one thing most “therapists” can’t bring themselves to admit?

              That the world would get along just fine and even better without their ridiculous “DSM” –

              It’s something they refuse to believe because it would mean the end of their endless world-wide word-hustle as their “DSM” functions primarily to preserve their two most prized possessions: their egos and wallets –

              So what does that make most “therapists”?

              A sick and sorry group of overfed, overdressed and overpaid liars and crooks –

              • SPEAK YOUR MIND –

                What do most “therapists” and “psychiatrists” do to their “clients”?

                MUZZLE THEM!!!!!!!!!!

                • WHAT’S WRONG WITH “THERAPISTS”?

                  They misuse the power of words, gleefully and blatantly –

                  So what does that make “therapy”?

                  A nasty game of words –

          • THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING –

            But there is no pudding.

            So whenever some “therapist” tries telling/selling you their “diagnoses” are scientific, ask them this question –
            What’s the proof?

            And without missing a beat, they’re rattling off their pablum of “studies and stats” that, in the grand scheme of things, means little to you –

            And if that doesn’t work, they’ll make a galling attempt appealing to your emotions –

            But if you want to get them off your back for good, just say you’ve lost your job, or filing for bankruptcy, or moving to the moon, and before you know it, you’re shown the door –

            And what does that prove???

            • PROBLEMS, PROBLEMS –

              What’s wrong with “therapists”?

              They live for problems –

              Seeing problems, talking problems –
              Eating, sleeping dreaming problems –
              Anything but solving problems –

              Why?
              Because they live by the book of “problems” (DSM) –

              So what does this make “therapists”?
              ONE BIG PROBLEM –

                • TRIPLE THREATS –

                  What threatens “therapists”?

                  The wisdom of the body –
                  The wisdom of the mind –
                  The wisdom of the heart –

          • STEP RIGHT UP –

            You’re not and never were a “diagnosis” –
            And neither is anyone else –
            So “treat” yourself by not listening to “therapy’s” Carnival Barkers –

            • TALKER STALKERS –

              What will “therapist’s” NEVER understand?

              The value in being alone –
              The wisdom of keeping to oneself –
              The beauty of silence –

          • SACRED COWARDS –

            Why are therapists so defensive about “therapy”?
            Because deep down, they know it’s an overrated, overpriced, oversold TROJAN HORSE –

          • POCKET FULL OF POSEY –

            What about “therapists” bugs you most?

            They’re a bunch of fuckin’ posers too damn sure of themselves –

            • What are Psychiatrists?
              There’s two types:
              AKAS’s – Ass Kissing Ass Sniffers –
              ASAK’s – Ass Sniffing Ass Kissers –
              They’re virtually the same –

          • STRIKE UP THE BAND –
            It’s time for (drumroll) DIAGNOSTIC BINGO!!!

            There was a Doc who was a Crock and FAKE-O was the name, oh!
            F-A-K-E-O!
            F-A-K-E-O!!
            F-A-K-E-O!!!
            And LIAR is the name – NO!!!

          • KNOW THE DIFFERENCE –

            Why should psychiatry be demolished?

            Because life and living are creative endeavors, not scientific formulas –

            • HERO WORSHIPPED –

              Why is it a bad idea to see a “therapist”?

              Because therapists think THEY know you better than YOU know you, and this is because therapists are trained to think they know better than anyone who isn’t a therapist –

              But it’s also because therapists, no matter how thoughtful and considerate they may seem, have the following:

              Massive egos –
              Manipulative natures –
              Exploitive and greedy characters –
              And above all, harbor an intense but unconscious desire to be hero worshipped –
              All of which means therapists are to be avoided –

          • A BETTER PLACE?

            “Sticks and stones can break my bones but words can never hurt me” –

            How untrue.
            Words can be some of the most hurtful things of all.

            But apparently, some people haven’t learned this.

            But they’ve managed to learn a few other things, like, for instance, how to hand out labels for a living with a smile on their face.

            Now tell me –
            How does that make the world a better place?

            • A BETTER PLACE?

              “Sticks and stones can break my bones but words can never hurt me” –

              How untrue.

              Words are some of the most hurtful things of all.

              But apparently, some people haven’t learned this.

              But they have learned a few other things, like, for instance, how to hand out labels for a living with a smile on their face.

              Now I ask you –
              How does this make the world a better place?

          • A BETTER PLACE?

            “Sticks and stones can break my bones but words can never hurt me”.

            How untrue.

            But apparently, some people haven’t learned this.

            But they have managed to learn a few other things, like, for instance, how to hand out labels for a living with a smile on their face.

            Now tell me –
            How does that make the world a better place?

          • IT STANDS TO REASON –

            You must have a good reason for not liking “psychiatric diagnoses”?

            I do have a good reason –

            And what would that be?

            They hurt people. Isn’t that a good enough reason?

          • THINGS IN COMMON –

            What do “Major Depressive Disorder”, BIPOLAR DISORDER, and “Personality Disorder” all have in common?

            Trauma, trauma, and more trauma –

          • GET THE DYNAMICS?

            What the hell!! All’s I said is I don’t like “therapy” and the motherfucker sticks me with a fuckin’ label and THEN launches into some speech about this shit called “vulnerability”!

            No shit? Well that’s a “therapist” for ya!
            Those jackasses just GOTTA use labels to put you down ‘cause they can’t get why you JUST DON’T LIKE THEIR DYNAMICS –

            • GET THE DYNAMICS –

              What the hell!! All’s I said is I don’t need “therapy” and the motherfucker sticks a label on me! And then launched into some dumb speech about some shit called “vulnerability” –

              No shit? Well that’s a “therapist” for ya – they gotta stick a label on ya ‘cause THEY CAN’T GET WHY you don’t like the dynamics!

          • NO STRINGS ATTACHED
            Ode To Psych Drugs sing-a-long
            (Please refer to the song “I Got No Drugs”)

            I Got no drugs to hold me down –
            To make me laugh or make me frown –
            I had drugs but now I’m free –
            There are no drugs in me!

            Hi-ho! the me-ri-o!
            It’s the only way for me
            I want the world to know
            It’s the the only place to be!

            I got no drugs, oh yes, I’m done –
            I’m not attached to anyone –
            “Docs” are drags, as you may know –
            It’s really time for them to go!

                • REALITY CHECK$$$

                  What’s a therapist’s favorite reality check?

                  One from your checkbook –

              • PREREQUISITES –

                What do you need to be a “therapist”?

                Half a brain and a whole lotta nerve –
                Not to mention a shitload of self delusion and a fair amount of carefully hidden grandiosity –

                • KID STUFFED

                  How do “therapists” “treat” their “clients”??

                  LIKE CHILDREN –

            • PEOPLE ADDICTS –

              It seems in order to get through life, a lot people stumble into one addiction after other, and “going to therapy” is just one more addiction. Indeed, “therapy” is frequently touted as not only “the best” answer, but as “the only” answer to any if not all life’s problems –

              But an important distinction needs to be made, and it’s this –

              “Clients” aren’t the only ones addicted to “therapy” –
              “Therapists” are the ones addicted to “therapy” MORE THAN ANYONE –

              But it’s nothing less than amazing how creative therapists have proven themselves to be in their invention of therapy at all – something so special, so uniquely artificial, so peculiarly one-sided, and so perversely “intimate”, (not to mention grotesquely expensive), it can literally make ones’ head spin –

              But being a “therapist” is just a socially acceptable way for socially aspirational (and unconsciously insecure) people to soothe (but not heal) their own unmet emotional needs while potentially meeting their financial obligations in a potentially lucrative way –

              Now this would be a dandy arrangement if it weren’t for the sad fact therapists are just acting out their own repressed childhood traumas on people simply seeking a healthy way to heal their own –

              But the truth of the matter is that “therapists” are PEOPLE ADDICTS –
              They’re addicted to seeking and experiencing unhealthy (unhealthy on their part) human connection which only goes to prove the following:

              “Therapists” are addicted to being seen –
              “Therapists” are addicted to being heard –
              “Therapists” are addicted to being needed –
              Therapists” are addicted to being looked up to –
              Therapists are addicted to feeling admired –
              “Therapists” are addicted to feeling important –
              “Therapists” are addicted to being seen as “the expert” –
              “Therapists” are addicted to telling people what to do and how to live –
              “Therapists” are addicted to one-sided relationships where they call the shots –
              All of which means one thing –
              “Therapists” are addicted to POWER –
              Looking at it this way, it would seem the word “therapist” could take on a whole new meaning –
              A meaning that if widely known and widely accepted could mean the beginning of a healthier world –

              • ALL IS NOT LOST –

                And while many people share many of the same personality flaws/addictions experienced by therapists, the danger remains in the fact that therapists have authority to downgrade with labels, strip people’s rights and freedoms, and that therapy itself is a fundamentally false relationship built on flawed dynamics. No less appalling is the sad fact that therapists rarely if ever inform clients that therapy isn’t their only option.

                And as to how or why something so inherently skewed as therapy and therapists has managed to achieve and maintain such wide popularity only speaks to how dissociated and indoctrinated people allow themselves to be.

                But all is not lost. Less well known is the positive fact that many people when left to their own devices manage to find better and safer ways of healing with their privacy, dignity, and personal agency intact.

                • VISION CHECK –

                  Many people when left to their own devices find better and safer ways of healing than enduring the insulting, invasive, infantilizing, soul sucking “process” of “therapy”, and have therefore managed to keep their privacy, dignity, personal agency and pocketbooks intact.

                  So anyone saying they’re healed yet wants to be a therapist not only has a lot to learn but needs ask themselves just who in heck needs healing anyway, as such a desire essentially means they’re still seeing things through the wrong end of a telescope –

                  enduring the invasive and soul- sucking process known as “therapy” –

                • OPTIONALS –

                  And just what ARE people’s options to “dyadic psychotherapy”???

                  Well, there’s something called “self-therapy”, which is another way of saying “look within”, which essentially means becoming aware of not only your present feelings, but where those feelings may have come from, which most often is sometime in the distant past, the results hopefully being a greater understanding and appreciation for a newfound (or rediscovered) sense of self, which hopefully has a newfound ability to speak up for itself, and hopefully an ability to set boundaries with others to protect the newfound self.

                • NO JOKE –

                  Please name one option to consulting some joke of a therapist –

                  There’s something called self therapy, which is another way of saying “look within”, which essentially means becoming aware of your feelings and listening to those feelings, and then asking yourself where they may have come from, which is often from some time in your distant past, the results hopefully being a greater understanding and appreciation of who you are and how you want to live your life –

              • PEOPLE ADDICTS (con’t.)

                “Therapists” are addicted to getting attention –
                “Therapists” are addicted to getting approval –
                “Therapists” are addicted to being regarded as “right” –
                “Therapists” are addicted to handing out stigmatizing labels –
                “Therapists” are addicted to charging OUTRAGEOUS FEES for handing out stigmatizing labels –
                “Therapists” are addicted to having the last word –
                All of which explains “therapists” choice of “profession” – which speaks volumes of “therapists” basic immaturity and sense of entitlement –

                • PEOPLE ADDICTS (con’t) –

                  “Therapists” are addicted to being seen as “the authority” – which reveals their deep insecurity and basic immaturity –

                • PEOPLE ADDICTS –

                  “Therapists” are addicted to being hero worshipped by “clients”
                  (and anyone else they happen to know) –

          • PETRI DISHED –

            Hello! And how was your day?
            I don’t know…I’m still trying to figure it out…
            Well that certainly sounds confusing –
            Well that’s how I always feel after seeing that creep of a “therapist”…confused…you know?
            Oh, I know, all too well – but you’re not the first and you sure as hell won’t be the last –
            I know you’re right, but I keep going back hoping I’ll finally leave feeling more like a human being instead of an unwitting participant in some “therapist’s” creepy “thought experiment” –
            Well THAT’S something that’ll NEVER happen –
            Really…why??
            Because that’s all their shit “therapy” amounts to, some creep of a “therapist’s” very long, very expensive, AND VERY CREEPY “thought experiment” –

            • Oh…I see….so what you’re saying is my creep of a “therapist” is manipulating me left, right and center?
              And every which way, for your every last dime –

                • GAG ORDERED –

                  How can you tell if someone’s a “therapist”?

                  By the gag-worthy words they use:

                  “Resonates”
                  “Vulnerable”
                  “Process”
                  “Authentic”
                  “Empathic”
                  “Healed”
                  “Triggered”
                  “Journey”
                  “Issues”
                  “Experience”
                  “Passion”
                  “Challenge”
                  “Committed”
                  “Conflicted”
                  “Core”
                  “Closure”
                  “Disease”
                  “Disorder”
                  “Dysfunction”
                  “Therapy”
                  “Therapists”

                  All gag-worthy psychobabble –

                  Define psychobabble –
                  Meaningless psychological jargon –
                  Trite or simplistic language derived from psychotherapy –

                • More Psychobabble –

                  “Make space”
                  “Own it”
                  “Take responsibility”
                  “Evidence based”

              • HERO WORSHIPPED –

                Why is it a bad idea to see a “therapist”?

                Because “therapists” are trained to think THEY know you better than YOU know you, and this because therapists are trained to think they know better than anyone who isn’t a “therapist” –

                But it’s also because therapists:
                Have massive egos –
                Have manipulative natures –
                Are exploitive and greedy –
                Harbor an intense but unconscious desire to be worshipped and seen as “the hero” –

                So what does all this mean?
                That it’s wise to steer clear of any and all “therapists” –

                • SAID A MOUTHFUL???

                  Hey – what’s wrong with you and “therapy” words anyway?

                  Calm down – and please don’t pick a fight with me – there’s nothing’s wrong with me or “therapy” words – they’ve just been overused and misused by therapists who every so often get their heads and mouths full of a few too many and ruin it for everybody –

                  Oh I see – so it’s a case of misuse abuse –

                  Yes – now shall we call a truce?

                  Truce –

                  When you don’t bother to know and respect a word’s true meaning –

          • GIVEN TO EXCESS –

            Quit acting like a damn fool, paying some asshole to watch you cry –
            THAT’S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR, damnit to hell –
            And if your friends aren’t willing to do THAT, I suggest you start looking for new friends!

            But they say “therapists” aren’t friends, and that makes them better than friends!

            Oh yeah? And who’s been telling you THAT loada crap?

            The “therapists” –

            No kidding!! Whadya expect ‘em to say?!!

            I don’t know…they seem so sincere –

            Oh, they’re sincere alright, sincerely trying to come up with reasons to justify charging their goddamn fees!!!

              • NO THEY’RE NOT!!
                (Oh yes they are!)

                But my “therapists” aren’t stuck on themselves! They’re REAL! They say they conduct thought experiments, you know, for research and stuff –

                Yeah, right, “research and stuff”, “thought experiments”, okay – I think you mean mind games –

                Mind games?

                Yeah, mind games – that’s all those “thought experiments” are – a bunch of mind games –

                • WELL SUITED –

                  It’s so exciting! My “therapists” say they conduct thought experiments! Isn’t that grand!

                  Nope – that just means they’re into conducting glorified mind games, which only makes sense –

                  Makes sense? What do you mean?

                  It means they’re doing things suited to their manipulative personalities –

                  You mean they have manipulative personalities?

                  Nothing but –

          • VISION CHECK –

            Many people when left to their own devices often manage to find better and safer ways of healing than enduring the insulting, intrusive, infantilizing, soul sucking “process” of “psychotherapy” and have therefore managed to keep their privacy, dignity, personal agency as well as pocketbooks intact –

            So anyone saying they’re healed yet still wants to be a therapist not only has a lot to learn, but needs to ask themselves who the heck needs healing anyway, as such a desire essentially means they’re still seeing things through the long end of a telescope –

            • VISION CHECK –

              Many people when left to their own devices manage to find better and safer ways of healing than enduring the insulting, intrusive, infantilizing and soul sucking “process” of “psychotherapy”, therefore keeping their privacy, dignity, personal agency and pocketbooks intact –

              So anyone saying they’re healed yet still wants to be a therapist not only has a lot to learn, but needs to ask themselves just who in the heck needs healing anyway as such a desire essentially means they’re still seeing things through the WRONG END of a telescope –

          • EMOTIONALLY DISTURBING –

            It should come as no surprise that many people find the very idea of confiding in a total stranger who not only demands payment but personal anonymity a decidedly disturbing prospect.

            Even more disturbing is the fact that “clinicians”/“therapists” use “psychiatric diagnoses”, which not only aren’t scientific in any realistically meaningful way, but are actually harmful. “Psychiatric diagnoses” are nothing more than narrow, negative labels most often chosen without considering an individual’s current and/or past circumstances, situations, events, and experiences (i.e. traumas). But whether or not this be the case, such labels permanently pigeonhole people to negative stereotypes which negatively affect not only their current self concept/confidence, but the trajectory of their futures lives. And such frustration becomes elevated to the level injustice when the “psychiatric community” wrongly asserts that such “disorders” are universally lifelong conditions.

            And most disturbing of all is the fact that little if any skepticism is ever used if anyone ever even bothers to question the validity and necessity of these so-called “psychiatric diagnoses”. Such a blatant lack of critical thinking only adds to “psychiatric diagnoses” already substantial lack of credibility. And finally, this lack of credibility is further enhanced because in the final analysis, these “diagnoses” are merely the result of someone’s cultural, subjective and therefore undeniably limited biased opinion.

            • INSULT TO INJURY TO INJUSTICE –

              And no less an injustice is the outrageous fact that “psychiatric diagnoses” remain permanently on one’s medical record, even after “symptoms” have long since ceased to be –

            • FURTHERMORE –

              Emotional distress DOES NOT indicate “illness”.The wide range of emotional/psychological states and/or problematic personality patterns do NOT indicate “disease” or “disorder”.
              Such states indicate natural reactions to known and unknown emotional stresses/traumas, NONE of which should be dealt with as “medical” problems needing “medication” –

              • FURTHERMORE –

                Difficult emotional states, problematic personal habits or difficult personality patterns, or just general difficulties functioning in a demanding world DO NOT indicate “mental illness”, “biological disease”, or “psychiatric disorder”. Such difficulties are natural reactions to known and unknown emotional stresses/traumas, NONE of which should be dealt with as “medical” problems requiring “medication” or someone’s ill-informed and self-serving idea of “professional psychotherapy” –

                • FURTHERMORE –

                  Emotional distress, difficult personality patterns or habits, or just general difficulties handling life in a demanding world, DO NOT indicate “mental illness”, “disease” or “disorder”. These difficulties are natural reactions to known and unknown stresses/traumas, NONE of which should be dealt with as “medical” problems needing “medication” or someone’s ill-informed, self serving idea of “professional psychotherapy” –

        • THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING
          (Yet they’ve no pudding) –

          So whenever some damn Psychiatrist ever tries to tell you their “diagnoses” are “scientific”, just ask them one simple question –

          “WHERE’S THE PROOF???

          And they’ll come up empty-handed –

          But in their trademark condescending manner, they’ll verbally meander ‘round robin’s barn in yet another fruitless attempt to control the narrative and dupe the masses –

          BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO PROOF!!!
          THEY NEVER HAVE AND NEVER WILL!!!

          Well, what DOES Psychiatry offer?
          A gloomy, doomsday future filled with diagnoses and drugs –

          So remember –
          It’s YOUR life to define – NOT THEIRS –

          • MOTIVATIONAL PSYCHIATRY – A 21st Century Invention –

            Psychiatry seeks to:
            1. Gain your trust
            2. Tell you your problems are chronic
            3. Talk you into ingesting their “medication” for THE REST OF YOU LIFE ———

            And what’s their motivation?

            PERMANENT EMPLOYMENT – for THEM!!!

            • What are Psychiatrists’ greatest fear?

              To be made IRRELEVANT –
              It’s something they already are, and already know –
              It’s the open secret among themselves –

              Sounds like The Wizard of Oz!

              You mean the The Wizard of Id –

              • Define “id” –

                the personality component made up of unconscious psychic energy that works to satisfy basic urges, needs and desires –

                the impulsive (and unconscious) part of the psyche which responds directly and immediately to basic urges, needs and desires –

                the set of uncoordinated, instinctual desires –

                the id remains infantile in its function throughout a person’s life and does not change with time or experience as it is not in touch with the external world –

                the id is not affected by reality, logic or the everyday world, as it operates within the unconscious part of the mind –

                the id operates on the pleasure principle (Freud 1920) which is the idea that every wishful impulse should be satisfied immediately, regardless of the consequences –

                the id engages in primary process thinking which is primitive, illogical, irrational and fantasy oriented. This form of process thinking HAS NO CONCEPT OF OBJECTIVE REALITY and is selfish and wishful in nature –

                Sound like any psychiatrist YOU’VE ever known???

          • HAVE NO SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL –

            Psychiatrists are profoundly dissociated, which means their terrors are unconscious.
            Unconscious or not, their dissociation nevertheless leads to any number of profoundly damaging consequences – FOR THEIR “PATIENTS” –

            Psychiatry provides its “doctors” with a unique role – one that satisfies their compulsive drive to always be in control –
            In their dissociated state, they fall into the diabolical practice known as “projection” – the “what I can’t see in myself, I see in YOU” syndrome.
            In their dissociated state, psychiatrists act out their own unconscious traumas ON THEIR “PATIENTS” –
            and this explains their controlling and abusive attitudes, behaviors and treatments TOWARDS THEIR “PATIENTS” –
            It’s the only thing these professional goons ever really “practice” –

            Most psychiatrists believe (wrongly) that they’ve long ago faced such uncomfortable feelings – but their having chosen such a toxically power-centric line of work leads to a different conclusion.

            And dissociated or not, such states provide no adequate excuse for their cruel behaviors.

            And while there is no denying that psychiatrists are among the traumatized (like everyone else) , this does not make them in ANY WAY, at ANY TIME, deserving of ANYONE’S sympathies –

            • Psychiatrists’ own dissociation explains their abusive attitudes, behaviors and “TREATMENTS” towards their “patients” –

              But it’s no excuse – they’re still a pack of GDB’s – Greedy Delusional Bastards –

            • “Therapists” EXPLOIT PEOPLE’S MISERY –

              ANYONE who accepts payment of ANY kind for listening to someone’s troubles is guilty of EXPLOITING THEIR MISERY –

          • THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING –

            But there’s no pudding –

            So whenever some “therapist” tries telling/selling you their diagnoses are “scientific”, ask them the following question –
            What’s their proof???

            And without missing a beat, they rattle off their pablum of “studies and stats” that, in the grand scheme of things, mean little to YOU –

            But seeing that doesn’t work, they’ll make a galling attempt to appeal to your emotions –

            So, if you want to get them off your back for good, say you’ve lost your job and filing for bankruptcy and before you know it, you’re shown the door –

            Now what does THAT prove???

          • FACT FINDINGS –

            I’m looking for research for my paper on psychiatry. Any suggestions?

            Here’s a few:

            1. Read “The Emperor’s New Clothes”
            2. Watch the “The Wizard of Oz”
            3. Watch the movie “What About Bob”
            3. And for a deeper dive, read “The Little Prince” –

            You’ll learn all you need to know –

            • FACT FINDERS –

              I’m looking for research for my paper on psychiatry –

              Try these:
              1. Read “The Emperor’s New Clothes”
              2. Watch “The Wizard of Oz”
              3. Watch the movie “What About Bob”
              4. And for a deeper dive read “The Little Prince”

              You’ll learn all you need to know –

          • WHAT ARE “THERAPISTS”?

            Controlling people unable to accept the fact that people react differently to life’s stresses –

        • BY ALL MEANS –

          If you believe in junk science,
          By all means, see a psychiatrist –

          If you enjoy being misunderstood,
          By all means, see a psychiatrist –

          If you like being insulted,
          By all means, see a psychiatrist –

          If you want to be stereotyped, stigmatized and marginalized,
          By all means, see a psychiatrist –

          If you want to be stuck in a codependent relationship (doctor/patient),
          By all means, see a psychiatrist –

          If you want to be pathologized and medicalized,
          By all means, see a psychiatrist –

          If you want to be drugged and numb,
          By all means, see a psychiatrist –

          If you want to lose your rights as a human being,
          By all means, see a psychiatrist –

          If you want to lose your dignity,
          By all means, see a psychiatrist –

          BUT IF YOU’D RATHER BE –
          Happy
          Healthy
          Self defining
          Self reliant
          Self respecting
          Label free
          Drug free
          Debt free
          FREE TO BE YOURSELF –

          Then by ANY and ALL means,
          AVOID PSYCHIATRY!!!
          (and its diagnostic offshoots) –

          • If you want to be objectified and commodified,
            BY ALL MEANS see the psychiatrists –

            You’ll make all THEIR dreams come true –

          • BY ALL MEANS –

            If you enjoy being disrespected,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to be condescended to,
            By all means see a psychiatrist –

            If you want someone to TELL YOU WHAT YOU THINK AND FEEL,
            By all means see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to be told HOW you “should” think and feel,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to be a guinea pig/dumping ground for psychiatry’s latest poisons,
            By all means see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to be chemically lobotomized,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to be infantilized,
            By all means see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to be underestimated,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to be placed on a shelf and be told you’ll live nothing more than a half-life,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want the most private and painful details of your personal life to be bandied about by herds of self entitled professional control freaks,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to have your personal but easily recognizable private issues show up (without your knowledge or permission) in some psychiatric publication,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to “die” to yourself by taking part in the thinly veiled and painfully protracted version of physician assisted suicide known as psychiatry,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to pay for someone else’s “medical”/“diagnostic” mistakes,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to be seen and treated as less than human,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            But if you’d rather be
            Happy
            Healthy
            Self respecting
            Self defining
            Self reliant
            Self sufficient
            Label free
            Drug free
            Debt free
            FREE TO LIVE YOUR OWN LIFE –
            By ANY and ALL means,
            AVOID psychiatry –

            • If you want to be humiliated and downgraded,
              By all means, see a psychiatrist –

              If you want to be treated like a child,
              By all means, see a psychiatrist –

              If you want to be gawked at and talked at while on display at a psychiatric “hospital”,
              By all means, see a psychiatrist –

              • If you want to be chemically and emotionally raped,
                By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                If you enjoy playing the fool,
                By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                If you want someone to feed off your troubles in the name of “medicine”,
                By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                If you want to be seen as “less than”,
                By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                If you want to be seen as not enough,
                By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                If you want to become a stranger to yourself,
                By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                If you want your life to lose its true meaning,
                By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                If you want to live in a chemical fog,
                By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                If you want to be “observed” like an animal in a zoo,
                By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                If you want to be “treated” like chump change,
                By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                If you want your life to be reduced to “solving” a chemical equation,
                By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                If you want to be psychiatry’s tool,
                By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                If you want your problems to be someone’s payday,
                By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                • If you enjoy being a victim,
                  By all means, see a psychiatrist –
                  By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                  If you want to be reduced to a “diagnosis”,
                  By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                  If you want to be psychiatry’s lapdog,
                  By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                • If you want to meet someone more disconnected than yourself,
                  By all means, sees a psychiatrist –

                • If you want someone to stoke your fears for their advantage,
                  By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                  If you want to lose faith in yourself,
                  By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                  If you want to fuel someone’s out of control ego,
                  By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                • If you enjoy being gaslighted,
                  By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                  If you enjoy cognitive dissonance,
                  By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                • ALL IN A DAY’S WORK –
                  What are “therapists”?

                  People who get paid for breaking the Golden Rule –

              • WITHOUT A DOUBT –

                Why in the world do you so dislike dyadic psychotherapy and psychotherapists?

                Because it’s an artificial relationship based on a power imbalance that favors the clinician over the client and is established and maintained through financial means. I fail to see how these dynamics can create anything resembling a healthy relationship.

                A power imbalance by its very nature creates a dependence in clients that is intensified by therapists who are trained to view themselves as the experts rather than their clients. Dynamics like these can lead to clients getting stuck living out a therapist’s narrative rather than following their own inclinations, intuition and instincts. And while these dynamics are by no means limited to dyadic psychotherapy, society’s relentless promotion of dyadic psychotherapy as the ideal furthers this dependence.

                Another drawback is the mistaken notion that the benefits of dyadic psychotherapy are the sole province of dyadic psychotherapy. Add to this the undeniable fact that therapists stand to benefit both financially and professionally from their irresponsible spreading of this wholly erroneous information.

                And although discouraging, it seems therapists have great success promoting themselves more than anything else, as their genius for creating needs where none previously existed coincides beautifully with satisfying their own. Their ability to simultaneously fashion two such brilliant manifestations can only be described as truly remarkable. Yet in spite of their resourcefulness, therapists fail to see that clients are better served knowing that dyadic psychotherapy is by no means their only viable option. And in any case, it seems therapists’ reluctance and/or refusal to inform clients of such vital information can only be attributed to the fact that therapists have a financial incentive for maintaining their status quo, which only proves their motives are selfish.

                And of this I have no doubts –

                • NAKED TRUTHS –

                  What are “therapists” too cowardly to admit, too weak to withstand, and ultimately just too stupid to ever even begin to appreciate?

                  BRUTAL HONESTY –
                  Something sorely lacking in any so-called “training” they ever received, which means it’s something they’re unlikely to ever be willing to engage with meaningfully on their own –

                • BOOK HOOKED –

                  What are most “therapists” TOO GREEDY to ever give up?

                  Their DSM –

                • EMOTIONALLY DISTURBING –

                  It should come as no surprise that many people find the very idea of confiding in a total stranger (who not only demands payment but complete personal anonymity) a disturbing prospect.

                  But even more disturbing is the fact that these so-called “clinicians” use “psychiatric diagnoses”, which not only aren’t “scientific” in any realistically meaningful way, but are actually and actively harmful. These “psychiatric diagnoses” amount to nothing more than narrow and negative definitions/evaluations which permanently pigeonhole people to negative stereotypes which negatively affect not only their self-concept/confidence, but the very trajectory of their very lives.

                  And not nearly enough skepticism is ever used if ever questioning the value or necessity of these so-called “psychiatric “diagnoses”
                  and/or “clinical evaluations”, which is disturbing because in the final analysis, any of these so-called “instruments”
                  (i.e. “diagnoses”, “therapeutic modalities”
                  (i.e. “dyadic psychotherapy”, or “psychotherapeutic” “treatments” of any kind), are merely the inarguably QUESTIONABLE results of someone’s inarguably CULTURAL and inarguably SUBJECTIVE BIAS –

                • THIRD EYE BLIND –

                  Many people, if only left to their own devices, are capable of finding better and safer ways of healing than subjecting themselves to the intrusive, invalidating, infantilizing and ultimately soul sucking “process” of “dyadic psychotherapy”, the avoidance of which allows them to protect not only their privacy, but their dignity, personal agency and pocketbooks from the undoubtedly half-assed “interventions” of some undoubtedly half-assed “therapist”.

                  So anyone saying they’re “healed” but stills to be a “therapist” has a lot to learn, and needs to ask themselves who in the heck needs healing anyway, because having such desires only means they’re still seeing things through the wrong end of a telescope –

              • GAME OF HEARTS –

                Oh! I just met the most wonderful therapist today and I know they’re good because they said being a therapist was always in their heart, and I can tell they’ve a BIG one –

                Well how nice, but did you ever stop to think that – just maybe – their heads might be twice as big and their fees ten times bigger???

                No, I guess not…

                Well, then I think it’s time you ask yourself WHAT KIND OF HEART DOES THAT???

                • NO JOKE –

                  Could you please name an option to consulting some joke of a therapist –

                  There’s something called self therapy, which is another way of saying “look within”, which essentially means becoming aware of your feelings and where they may have come from, which is often some time in the distant past, the results hopefully being a greater understanding and appreciation of who you are and how you want to live your life.

              • If you want to be around someone who’s motivations are very likely (and inappropriately) influenced by hefty amounts of schadenfreude,
                By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                • LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!

                  Why do “therapists” become “therapists”?

                  So they can feel important –

                • WARM AND FUZZY –

                  What do therapists hope clients do?

                  Make therapists their security blanket-

            • LOST THEIR WAY –

              I think you’re ridiculous! My therapist comes from a good place –

              That may well be, but they’re on the wrong path –

                • CHEW TOYS –

                  Therapists are always looking for something to chew on –

                  No kidding! They’re like a dog with a bone –

                • CHEW TOYS –

                  “Therapists” are always looking for someone to chew on –

                  No kidding! They’re like a dog with a bone-

                • CHEW TOYS –

                  “Therapists” are always looking for someone to chew on – and guess who? It’s YOU!!

                  Well said – they’re like a dog with a bone –

                • CHEW TOYS

                  Therapists are always looking for someone to chew on –
                  And you guessed it –
                  It’s YOU!

                  They’re like a dog with a bone –

            • BUT I WANNA BE A THERAPIST!

              What the hell for? That’s one more thing the world doesn’t need –

              But I can make a good living at it!

              Oh I see – so that’s what you’re really after…well, I think you need to ask yourself why being a good friend to yourself and others isn’t good enough for you –

              • GAG ORDERED –

                How can you tell if someone’s a “therapist”?

                By the gag-worthy words they use:
                “Resonate”
                “Vulnerable”
                “Process”
                “Healing”
                “Authentic”
                “Empathic”
                “Passion”
                “Challenge”
                “Triggered”
                “Committed”
                “Core”
                “Closure”
                “Disease”
                “Disorder”
                “Dysfunctional”
                “Therapy”
                “Therapist”

                Grab your puke pail if you’re ready to retch –

                • LABEL-SHY –

                  What’s the one thing “psychiatrists” will NEVER make up a label for?

                  The damage they do WITH THEIR LABELS –

            • SEAWORTHY –

              What’s dyadic psychotherapy?
              Rearranging deck chairs –

              What’s self therapy?
              The voyage back to yourself –

              • VOLLEY FOLLY –

                What makes you say therapists haven’t grown up?

                Just that – “therapists” haven’t grown up –

                Okay, but HOW haven’t therapists grown up?

                “Therapists” are still on the playground, bullying kids and calling them names, only now they use their “diagnoses” –

                Oh…I see…so what you’re saying is, well adjusted people don’t grow up to be name callers –

                Yes, exactly –

                But WHY do therapists want to be name callers???

                Because on an unconscious level, they’re still kids on the playground who haven’t learned the folly of labeling others –

                • RANSACKED AND PIGGYBACKED –

                  So what is art?

                  Art is said to be many things, and some say art is everything – but there’s one thing art is definitely not –

                  And what is that?

                  “Psychotherapy” –

                  And why is that?

                  Because the only thing that qualifies as art in “therapy” are the clients themselves – their thoughts, their feelings, their words – their very lives are the art, lives that deserve to be respected – something hard to come by in the ridiculous, pay-to-play “relationship” called “psychotherapy” –

                  But if appreciation and interpretation are integral to art, doesn’t that mean therapists are just interpreting and appreciating their clients?

                  I wouldn’t put it so delicately –

                  Why not?

                  Because therapy’s nothing but a lot of greedy guesswork – after they’ve ransacked people’s private lives –

                  But what if a therapist’s guess is right?

                  If a therapist’s guess is right, all it means is the therapist’s guess is right – but that’s as far as it goes – so they’ve NO claim to art –

                  So therapy’s nothing but a guessing game?

                  Pretty much –

                  Then why do therapists call therapy an art?

                  Who knows – but know this – if a therapist doesn’t like you, they’ll paint an ugly picture of you, but if they DO like you, they’ll take credit FOR EVERYTHING –

          • BUSYBODIES

            What was it like before there were “therapists”?
            Oh, there were “therapists”, of a sort –
            But they went by different names, such as,

            The Neighborhood Gossip
            The Busybody
            Mr. or Mrs. Buttinsky
            Ms. Nosy Parker
            Uncle Rubberneck

            “Therapist” is just a fancy word for Diagnostic GOSSIP –
            Which is someone who has a peculiar preoccupation with the private lives of others –
            And nowadays, people earn a degree in psychology with a minor in brown nosing –

            • Define brown-noser –
              a person who acts favorably to his or her peers to gain stasis or fancy that will eventually be used to their advantage –

              • OBJET D’ART

                What does it mean when therapists say “good” therapists are “artists”?

                It means being good to people isn’t good enough for them –

                Why?

                Because they don’t see clients as people –

                Then how do they see people?

                As objects to be gawked at, picked apart, and painted over into something that pleases THEM –

                Wow – you’d think being good to people would be enough for them –

                Well it isn’t – but the money sure is –

                • ARTISTIC VALUES –

                  What does it mean when therapists say therapy is an art?

                  It means they’re more interested in what THEY think than in what YOU say –

                  And what does it mean when they say they’re artists?

                  It means they like thinking they’re better than the average slob –

          • AD-VANTAGE POINTS –

            What’s the major flaw in psychiatry and psychotherapy?
            The fact it’s created from the therapist’s point of view –

            • OBJET D’ART –

              What does it mean when therapists say “good” therapists are artists?

              It means being good to people isn’t good enough for them –

              Why?

              Because they don’t see clients as people –

              Then how do they see clients?

              As objects to be gawked at, picked apart and painted over into something that pleases THEM –

              Wow – you’d think being good to people would be enough for them –

              It isn’t – AND THAT’S WHY THEY CHARGE YOU –

              • ARTISTIC VALUES –

                What does it mean when therapists say therapy is an art?

                It means they’re more interested in what THEY see than in what YOU say –

                And what does it mean when therapists say they’re artists?

                It means they think they’re better than the average slob –

                • NO COMMENT –

                  Where do you get off calling therapists average slobs??? You know better than that! And comments like that won’t win you any friends –

                  I’m not out to win friends – I’m out to make comments –

          • KNOW THE DIFFERENCE –

            Why should psychiatry be demolished?

            Because life and living are creative endeavors, not scientific formulas –

            • PRICE OF ADMISSION –

              What makes dyadic psychotherapy a fraud?

              The fact it’s a pay-to-play “relationship” –

              • NO COMMENT –

                Where do you get off saying such ugly things about therapists! And comments like that won’t win you any friends –

                I’m not out to “win” friends – I’m out to make comments –

              • NO COMMENT –

                Where do you get off saying such ugly things about therapists? Comments like that won’t win you any friends –

                I’m not out to “win” friends – I’m out to make comments –

          • THE ART OF PROJECTION PROTECTION –

            I find the DSM is a very revealing resource –

            I would say it’s a very revealing testament –

            Testament???

            Yes, the DSM’s a grand testament to psychiatry’s obsession with projection –

            Projection???

            Yes, psychiatrists use their DSM to unconsciously project their own undesirable sides onto their “patients” –

            Why?

            To protect themselves from their own split off, unflattering sides –

            Oh, that reminds me of something I heard once, “Projection makes the world into a replica of my own unknown face” – I think it was Jung –

            Well Jung was right –

              • GORY GLORY HALLELUJAH –

                What is “psychotherapy”?

                A useless exercise in therapist self glorification and client exploitation –

                • What are “therapists”?

                  JOB SNOBS –

                  What are therapists who call themselves “artists”?

                  CRUEL JOB SNOBS –

            • SILHOUETTES –

              What makes therapists so obnoxious???

              I don’t know, maybe they’re just born way, you know, with naturally obnoxious personalities –

              Yes, personalities fixated on fixing people they wouldn’t bothered being friends with, but are sure they know, like a bunch of mind readers –

              Uh huh, or the know-it-alls, like the cocky kids in high school always telling you how to live your life while never telling you about theirs –

              Yes, the ones into everyone’s life but theirs, almost like they wanted to live everyone’s life but theirs –

              But were always so sure they knew all about yours –

              And just from the outlines of your life!

              And just from the outlines of your life –

              Wait…JUST like therapists!

              That’s right – “just like therapists”, the most self important, self deluded, self serving, pseudo-reflective, pseudo-compassionate, flat-out misguided, and secretly entitled people out there –

              • Define Snob –

                A person who feels superior over others because of intelligence, education, social class or physical appearance –

                Synonym for Snob –
                THERAPISTS

                • GET THEIR KICKS –

                  What do therapists expect clients to do?

                  EMOTIONAL CARTWHEELS –

            • DREAM A LITTLE DREAM….

              Wait! Are you alright? You look loaded for bear!

              Loaded for bear?? I’m loaded for BITCH!!!

              Loaded for bitch…uh-huh…well that’s a new one – so what’s really going on with you?

              Well, I finally walked out of that idiot therapist’s office for the last time –

              Good! But you don’t look that happy –

              Oh I am – but I was just thinking about the last question the jerk asked me –

              And what was that?

              The idiot asked me what I dreamed of being when I was growing up, but after I told ‘em, the nitwit gave me another diagnosis!

              Well what in the world did you say???

              That I’d dreamed of being a BADASS BITCH –

              Well after today, I’d say your dream finally came true –

        • Psychiatrists are THE WORLD’S BIGGEST FOOLS –
          They’re your worst nightmare come true –
          They’re your abusive parents (or others) in “professional” guise –
          Psychiatry is THE WORLD’S BIGGEST MESS –
          It’s a form of oppression disguised as medicine –
          It’s a league of professional abusers whose unstated mission is social control whose means are both passive and brutal:
          1. cultural brainwashing through media (academic and commercial) with “doctors” parroting their supposedly irrefutable “biological” narrative, or
          2. physical force (through restraints, “hospital” confinement, and forced drugging) –
          It’s an invisible war against human expression –

          They wear the mask of healer –
          But don’t be fooled –
          They’re human vending machines – Big Pharma’s puppets –
          With an incurable case of willful blindness –
          Where all they see is “illness” –

          • ARTISTIC VALUES –

            What does it mean when therapists say therapy is an art?

            It means they’re more interested in what THEY see than in what YOU say –

            And what does it mean when therapists say they’re artists?

            It means they think they’re better than the rest of us –

            • PERSONA NON GRATA GRATIS –

              Why do you think therapists hide behind a persona?

              They say it’s to preserve their power imbalance –

              News flash – “therapists” say a lot of things, most of which isn’t true – and their “power imbalance” is just a bullshit word they use to keep their clients in the dark –

              In the dark?

              Yes, – in the dark – so they won’t become persona non grata in your eyes –

              “Persona non grata whadda”???

              So you won’t see what they’re really like – because if you did, YOU WOULDN’T PAY THEM A DIME!!!

              • FROM FLAKE TO FAKE –

                What’s wrong? You look like you’ve just lost your best friend –

                I just did –

                How???

                They’re “a therapist” now –

                Oh… I see… Now don’t tell me – they’re always “in therapist’s mode” –

                Always – whether it’s talk, text, or face-to-face!

                What a disgrace!

                Next time, I’m calling ‘em DR. FAKE –

                • THERAPIST’S VERBAL FLATULENCE:

                  “Mindful”
                  “Energy”
                  “Integrate”
                  “Resonate”
                  “Empower”
                  “Empathic”
                  “Authentic”
                  “Resilience”
                  “Manifest”
                  “Experience”
                  “Intention”
                  “Core”
                  “Vulnerable”
                  “Healing”
                  “Triggered”
                  “Process”
                  “Committed”
                  “Grounded”
                  “Passion”
                  “Cleansing”
                  “Toxic”
                  “Challenge”
                  “Balanced”
                  “Wholeness”
                  “Closure”
                  “Intervention”
                  “Disease”
                  “Disorder”
                  “Dysfunctional”
                  “Therapy”
                  “Therapist”

            • DOLLARS AND SENSE –

              Ohhh! My new therapists are soooo wonderful!!

              Now THIS I gotta hear –

              They say therapists talk in life’s universal language!!

              And what’s that?

              FEELINGS!!!

              Feelings – okay – and what were they talking about at the end of your “session”?

              Uhhh…money –

              Now you’ve to your senses –

              • PRICE OF ADMISSION –

                Why is “dyadic psychotherapy” a fraud?

                Because it’s a pay-to-play “relationship” –

                • KINKS, JINX AND FORTY WINKS –

                  What about therapists who say they’ve done self therapy?

                  If they’re still “seeing clients” they’re asleep on the job –

        • STEP RIGHT UP –

          What’s all this noise about the amygdala, the prefrontal cortex and the limbic system???
          It’s noise –
          Neuroscientific Noise –

          It’s become psychiatry’s cerebral legoland –
          Their latest thrill ride,
          Their brand new, bright, shiny object –
          A “scientific” parlor game to bemuse guests at their next dinner party –
          Their newest and niftiest paint by numbers approach to emotional distress –

          • MIND GAMES OR MIND FRAMES –

            People don’t have “mental illnesses” –
            They have MENTAL STATES –

            People don’t have “personality disorders” –
            They have PERSONALITY PATTERNS –

          • **NEWS FLASH**

            People are more than capable of finding their own ways of healing rather than letting some nitwit “therapist” finagle their way into their minds, lives, and pocketbooks –

            • NO COMMENT –

              Where do you get off saying such awful things about therapists? You know better than that, and comments like that won’t win you any friends –

              I’m not out to “win” friends – I’m out to make comments –

          • MORE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR –

            The scum of the earth? Now honey, calm down – those are strong words –

            Well, what about the words they called me???

            And what did they call you?

            Well, last week it was “Major Depressive Disorder”, and the week before that it was “Borderline Personality Disorder”, and the week before that it was “Bipolar Disorder”, and the week before that it was – it was –

            STOP! STOP!! THAT’S ENOUGH!!!
            No wonder you’re upset! And just think of all the money you’ve spent – It’s a disgrace!!

            It is – but guess what – the jerk wouldn’t tell me any of them til after I handed the check –

            Well for goodness sake – that’s worse than being a jerk – that’s a good-for-nothing scoundrel! Well my oh my, I’m so sorry this happened to you, but all you can do is be glad you’re rid of it!

        • ADD VANTAGE POINTS –

          What’s the major flaw in psychiatry and psychotherapy?
          That it’s created from a therapist’s point of view –

        • BAD FAITH –

          Psychiatry’s not science.
          Psychiatry’s not medicine.
          It’s a religion –

          Because psychiatry changes “diagnoses” like people change religions and it only “works” if you believe in it –

        • GOTTA GET DEPROGRAM –

          Want to escape the Scourge of Psychiatry/Psychotherapy”?
          Follow these steps:

          1. Don’t call them
          2. Don’t see them
          3. Don’t zoom them
          4. Don’t read them
          But do:
          1. Go online
          3. Search self therapy
          3. Watch the movie “What about Bob?”
          4. Take it from there

          But here’s two caveats:
          1. Avoid conventional “therapy” sites
          2. Be ready for people (typically “therapists”) who try to talk you out of it –

        • MIND GAMES OR MIND FRAMES –

          People don’t have “mental illnesses” –
          They have MENTAL STATES –

          People don’t have “personality disorders” –
          They have PERSONALITY PATTERNS –

        • GREAT EXPECTATIONS –

          Why is it bad to see “therapists”?
          Because they see “clients” through a glass darkly and like it that way –

        • A BETTER PLACE?

          “Sticks and stones can break my bones but words will never hurt me” –

          How untrue.
          Words can be some of the most hurtful things of all.

          But apparently, some people haven’t learned this.

          But they’ve managed to learn a few other things, like, for instance, how to hand out labels for a living with a smile on their face. .

          So tell me –
          How does that make the world a better place?

            • WRONG PLACE –
              WRONG TIME –
              ALWAYS A CRIME –

              Vulnerability is a good – but only in the right place with the right people –

              And “therapists” aren’t the right people –

              • WRONG PLACE
                WRONG TIME
                ALWAYS A CRIME

                “Being vulnerable” is way oversold –

                What do you mean? Therapists say being vulnerable is healthy –

                Vulnerability is healthy, but only with the right people –

                And who are the right people –

                Well it’s not “therapists” –

                Then who would it be?

                Well first of all, it’s not people you pay, and it’s not people you can’t get to know well personally. So that leaves the old standbys called close friends, and if you’re lucky, family –

                So therapists aren’t trustworthy?

                No. How can you trust someone who’s not only required to label you, but can force you to take “medication”, or keep you locked up in a so-called “treatment facility” for an indefinite period of time?

                Wow…so why do therapists always mention “vulnerability”?

                Because it sells well and pays even better – in other words, it makes people vulnerable/susceptible to a “therapist’s” manipulative machinations. And, btw, it’s proven to be an especially marketable word on the publicity circuit, making the most publicity-crazed therapists take it to town – just check any media outlet –

        • QUESTIONABLE –

          What’s the one question you never want to ask yourself – especially at the end of your life?

          Why didn’t I listen to MYSELF?

          So don’t be choosing someone else’s voice (especially some “therapist’s”) over your own –

          That’s the one trauma you can avert –

          • QUESTIONABLE –

            What’s the one question you never want to ask yourself – especially at your end of your life?

            Why didn’t I listen to MYSELF?

            So don’t be choosing someone else’s voice (especially some “therapists’s”) over your own –

            It’s the one trauma you can avert –

            • QUESTIONABLE –

              What’s the one question you never want to have to ask yourself at your end of your life?

              Why didn’t I listen to MYSELF?

              It’s the one trauma you can avert –

        • FACE UP AND PHASE OUT –

          What’s the one thing most “therapists” can’t bring themselves to admit?

          That the world would get along just fine and even better without their ridiculous “DSM” –

          It’s something they refuse to believe because it would mean the end of their endless world-wide word-hustle as their “DSM” functions primarily to preserve their two most prized possessions: their egos and wallets –

          So what does this make most “therapists”?

          A sick and sorry group of overfed, overdressed, and overpaid liars and crooks –

          • NAKED TRUTHS –

            What’s the one thing most therapists are too cowardly to admit, too weak to withstand, and ultimately too stupid to ever even begin to appreciate?

            BRUTAL HONESTY –
            Something in short supply and in stark contrast to their crazy world of “psychotherapy” –

              • TYPECAST? OR INCONOCLAST?

                How are “therapists” just like your parents?

                Because “therapists” – just like your parents – cast YOU as “the sick one” –

                • MINDFULLY MINDLESS –

                  How can you say therapists lack self awareness?

                  Because they believe in their “diagnoses” –

        • FED TO THE LIONS –

          Oh my, I’ve had the most awful afternoon….

          Well what on earth happened?

          I saw a “psychiatrist”, and it felt like being eaten alive!

          Oh – well THAT explains everything –

          Explains…?

          Yes – psychiatry’s well known as modern medicine’s BLOODLESS BLOODSPORT –

          • SILHOUETTES –

            What makes therapists” so obnoxious???

            I don’t know, maybe they’re just born that way, you know, with naturally obnoxious personalities –

            Yes, personalities obsessed with “fixing” other people they wouldn’t bother being friends with, but are “sure” they know, like a bunch of mind readers –

            Uh huh, or know-it-all’s, like the cocky kids in high school whose lives were so screwed up but wouldn’t stop telling you how to live yours while telling you nothing about theirs –

            Yes, the ones into everyone’s life, almost like they wanted to live everyone’s life but theirs –

            But always so sure they knew all about yours –

            And just from the outlines of your life!

            And just from the outlines of your life –

            Yes…wait – JUST like “therapists”!

            That’s right, “just” like “therapists” –
            The most unconsciously self important, self serving, pseudo-reflective, pseudo-compassionate, flat out misguided and secretly bossy people out there –

            • Oh yes, for sure, therapists are all those things: self important, self serving, pseudo-reflective, pseudo-compassionate, flat-out misguided, secretly bossy…humm…I think you forgot a few things –

              Like what?

              Like self righteous, manipulative, lying, backstabbing, bullshitting, I mean I could go on and on –

              I could too, but there’s only so many hours in a day –

              Agreed –

              • But there’s two more!

                Alright, what?

                Therapists are greedy and entitled –

                Wow – how could I forget? Greedy and entitled are therapists’ two most defining features!

                • MOUSE OR LOUSE???

                  I think you’re a rotten person! You call yourself “the mouse that roared” while calling therapy and therapists such awful things!

                  Oh, dear – sounds like I’ve made someone unhappy, now doesn’t it! But don’t worry – if it makes you feel better, you can tell your “therapist” – and I’m sure they’d agree –
                  for a fee –

        • If you want to meet people who take themselves too seriously,
          By all means, see psychiatrists –

          If you want to meet people who believe they’re the only ones who have the answers,
          By all means, see psychiatrists –

          If you want to meet people who believe they’re NEVER WRONG,
          By all means, see psychiatrists –

          • If you want to meet people who think they’re ALWAYS right and have ALL THE ANSWERS,
            By all means, see psychiatrists –

            If you’re into lopsided sided relationships where the other person has, to YOUR detriment, more power than you – AND GETS PAID FOR IT,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to PAY someone who thinks THEY know you better than YOU know YOU (and use it against you),
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

              • GOOD FOR THE GOOSE???

                What do therapists do when clients stand up for themselves instead of taking their shit?

                Therapists label them bullies and narcissists –

                And what does that make therapists?

                Bullies and narcissists –

        • If you want to be around people who NEVER doubt themselves,
          By all means, see psychiatrists –

          If you want to be around people who think they have ALL THE ANSWERS,
          By all means, consult psychiatrists –

        • STRIKE UP THE BAND –
          It’s time for (drumroll) DIAGNOSTIC BINGO!!!

          There was a “Doc” who was a Crock and FAKE-O was the name, oh!
          F-A-K-E-O!
          F-A-K-E-O!!
          F-A-K-E-O!!!
          And LIAR is the name – NO!!!

        • NO STRINGS ATTACHED
          Ode to Psych Drugs sing-a-long
          (Please refer to the song “I Got No Strings)

          I got no drugs to hold me down –
          To make me laugh or make me frown –
          I had drugs but now I’m free –
          I got no drugs in me!

          Hi-ho! the me-ri-o!
          It’s the only way for me
          I want the world to know
          It’s the only place to be –

          I got no “Docs”, oh yes I’m done –
          I’m not attached to anyone –
          “Docs” are drags, as you may know – i
          It’s really time for them to go!

        • WHO ARE YOU???

          Well I don’t know what the heck to make of all this – I don’t even know who the hell you are anymore! I thought you HATED writin’! and now you’re goin’ at it like there’s no tomorrow!! And for Pete’s Sake, the next thing you know, you’re gonna be callin’ yourself a “writer”!!!

          Well, I, I don’t know about that –

          Well just what WOULD you call yourself???

          The mouse that roared

          • GAG ORDERED –

            How can you tell if someone’s a “therapist”?

            By all the gag-worthy words they use:
            “Resonate”
            “Process”
            “Vulnerable”
            “Healing”
            “Authentic”
            “Empathic”
            “Passion”
            “Journey”
            “Challenge”
            “Triggered”
            “Committed”
            “Core”
            “Disease”
            “Disorder”
            “Dysfunctional”
            “Therapy”
            “Therapist”

            So grab your puke pail if you’re ready to retch –

          • Congratulations!
            At long last you’ve finally selected your very own therapist who’s sure to make your life better –
            Good for you!
            You’ve searched long, far and wide –

            But before you trot off to see what is, undoubtedly, your infinitely label-happy (as well as infuriatingly pedantic) diagnostic guru, take a moment to ponder a few thoughts that should aid you in dispelling any nascent infatuation you may have with what is, more likely, just another one of your local, and fairly pedestrian, (but no less dangerous) village idiot –

            But cold water is what you really need to cool off any hotheaded notions you may be harboring about experiencing any potential “therapeutically healing” bliss –

            So go find your bank statement, and see how it looks BEFORE you begin seeing your brand new therapist –
            Then close your eyes and imagine how it how it’ll look AFTER you start seeing your brand new therapist –
            Now which image image pleases you more?
            The BEFORE?
            Or the AFTER?

            If it’s the AFTER, you’ve earned the title of village idiot – You’re on equal footing with the nitwit you’ve hired –
            It’ll surely further your journey towards that of becoming a certified imbecile –
            You may even surpass the diagnostic wunderkind of idiocy you’ve hired –
            So you should get on swimmingly together –
            Everyone should be so lucky!

            • What do “psychiatrists/therapists” frequently engage in?
              DIAGNOSTIC PROMISCUITY –

              Which makes them DIAGNOSTICALLY PROMISCUOUS –

            • IF THE SHOE FITS –

              It’s bad enough when therapists first, foremost and evermore try to find a label that “fits” you –

              What’s worse is some are so far off track they try to make YOU fit the label!

              What’s the solution?
              GOING BAREFOOT –

          • What does”Psychiatry” – and the entire “mental health industrial complex” – fail to grasp in any meaningful way?

            The mystery, inscrutability and tenderness of the human heart –

              • CLOSE UP SHOTS –

                People who look at others through diagnostic lenses need to get a better outlook on life –

                And as for why people would want to “diagnose” others in the first place is anyone’s guess –

                So here’s one –

                “Diagnosing” is their way of overcompensating for the difficult times in their early lives. It gives them a feeling of mastery. But these feelings – while good – have a way of blinding them to the bigger picture –

                • LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION –

                  “All right, Dr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up,” –

                  People who look at the world through “diagnostic” lenses need to get a better outlook on life –

                  And as to why some people would want to “diagnose” in the first place is anyone’s guess –
                  So here’s one –

                  “Diagnosing” is their way of overcompensating for difficult feelings felt in their early years. “Diagnosing” gives them a feeling of mastery. And while it feels good, it has a way of blinding them to the bigger picture –

          • STEP RIGHT UP –

            What’s all this noise about the amygdala, the prefrontal cortex and the limbic system?

            It’s noise –
            Neuroscientific Noise –

            It’s become psychiatry’s cerebral legoland –
            Their latest thrill ride –
            Their brand new, bright, shiny object –
            Their chicest and most popular parlor game to bemuse guests at their next dinner party –
            Their newest and niftiest paint by numbers approach to emotional distress –

            • STEP RIGHT UP –

              What’s all this noise about the amygdala, the prefrontal cortex and the limbic system?

              It’s noise –
              Neuroscientific Noise –

              It’s become Psychiatry’s cerebral legoland –
              Their latest thrill ride –
              Their brand new, bright, shiny object –
              Their chicest and most popular parlor game to bemuse guests at their next dinner party –

              Their newest and niftiest paint by numbers approach to healing emotional distress –

              • What are “Psychiatry” and “Psychology” –

                Two slightly different “fields” that highly insecure, despicably amoral people grab onto in order to understand, figure out, or “process” the human experience –

                A tragically misguided and bungled approach to explaining why people are the way they are –

                A way for secretly obnoxious people to lord it over others and make a living at it –

                • WHAT ARE “PSYCHIATRY” AND “PSYCHOLOGY”?

                  Two slightly different “fields” that highly insecure, profoundly disconnected, and despicably amoral people grab onto in order to understand, figure out, or “process” the human experience –

                  A tragically misguided and bungled approach to explaining why people are the way they are –

                  An ideal way for the secretly obnoxious to lord it over others and make a living (or is it a killing?) at the same time –

                  And, depending on the reaction you get, you’ll know what kind of person (or “therapist”) you’re dealing with –

                  And what was that?
                  Do I hear rage???

                • What are psychiatry and psychology?

                  Two screwed up attempts to make sense of the human experience –

                • LOCK-STEPPED –

                  What are two games therapists never outgrew and force their clients to play?

                  Simon Says and Follow the Leader –

                • NO STRINGS ATTACHED (ode to psych drugs sing-a-long) –

                  I got no drugs to slow me down –
                  To make me laugh, or make me frown –
                  I had drugs, but now I’m free –
                  There are no drugs in me!

                  Hi-ho the me-ri-o, it’s the only way to go –
                  I want the world to know it’s the only way to be –

                  I got no pills, oh yes, I’m done –
                  I’m not tied up to anyone –
                  Docs have strings, as your well know –
                  It’s really time for them to go!!!

                • NO STRINGS ATTACHED
                  Ode to psych drugs sing-a-long
                  (Please refer to the song “I Got No Strings”

                  I got no drugs to hold me down –
                  To make me laugh or make me frown –
                  I had drugs, but now I’m free –
                  There are no drugs in me!

                  Hi-ho! the me-ri-o!
                  I’m the only way for me –
                  I want the world to know it’s the only place to be!

                  I got no “Doc”, oh yes I’m done –
                  And now I’m having lots more fun –
                  “Docs” are drags, as they may know –
                  It’s really time for them to go!

          • FIE, FIE, AMERICAN PIE –
            Well meaning is misleading –

            “Therapists” who use words like “sacred” or “beautiful” to describe their approach to “therapy” are doing their clients a great disservice because they’re misrepresenting the true nature of the “therapeutic relationship”.
            It’s words like these that give clients the mistaken impression that they’re in a completely safe place, which isn’t the truth.
            This could mean dire consequences for people who lack the knowledge or experience to know exactly what they’re dealing with and what they’re up against, no matter what a “therapist’s” personal beliefs may be, as these don’t change the facts regarding the law.
            It’s a disgrace for people who are only looking for a safe place to have the odds stacked against them –

            People are better off knowing the law than some half baked, batty therapist” –

            • FOREWARNED IS FOREARMED –

              People need to know the law –
              NOT some batty, half baked “therapist” who’s out to lunch –

              “Forewarned is Forearmed” meaning –
              prior knowledge of possible dangers or problems gives one a tactical advantage –

              • IT’S LUNCHTIME –

                So how about some food for thought?

                You need to know the law –
                Not some goofball “therapist” –
                Who’s eating YOUR lunch –
                On YOUR dime –

                Still hungry now?
                I didn’t think so –

                • IT’S LUNCHTIME –

                  You NEED to know the law –
                  NOT some sophomoric “therapist” –
                  Who’s eating your lunch –
                  MAKE THAT YOUR LIFE –
                  ON YOUR DIME –

                  Still hungry?
                  GOOD –

                • IT’S LUNCHTIME –
                  So chew on this –

                  You need to know the law –
                  Not some scarily quixotic “therapist” –
                  Who’s more than happy to feast on YOUR lunch (or is it life?)
                  ON YOUR DIME –

                  So quickly excuse yourself –
                  And quickly make your exit –

                  Leaving THEM the bill –

                • MORE ON SMART –

                  And as for any “incredible” knowledge or “healing” skill you think only “therapists” have –
                  Know you can do it yourself –
                  HELLO INTERNET –

                  And if some egotistical, know-it-all “therapist” has the audacity to say you don’t have enough knowledge, intelligence, insight, skill or emotional health to do it yourself, just tell them YOU think you have enough, thank you very much, and that it’s time for THEM to look in the mirror –

                  HA HA HA –

                • IT’S LUNCHTIME –
                  So chew on this –

                  Knowing the law is better than knowing some scarily quixotic “therapist” who’s only too happy to feast on your lunch (make that your life) –
                  ON YOUR DIME –

                  So quickly make an excuse –
                  And quickly make your exit –

                  Leaving them the bill –

                • IT’S LUNCHTIME –

                  Are you ready to have your life and brains picked apart –
                  Chewed up and spit out by some fuckheaded, diddly-doo therapist”??

                  You need to know something called THE LAW –
                  So you can protect yourself –
                  Because that asshole you call a “therapist” sure as hell isn’t gonna do it –
                  They’re eating your lunch –
                  ON YOUR DIME –

                  Still hungry?
                  Okay –

                • Define quixotic –
                  exceedingly idealistic and impractical

                  Define sophomoric –
                  conceited and overconfident of knowledge but poorly informed and immature

                  Define goofball –
                  naive, silly or stupid

                  Define egotistical –
                  to have an inflated view of your self

                  Define know it all –
                  a person who behaves as if they know everything

                  Define diddly doo –
                  something of little substance or significance, concerned with trivialities

                  Sound like any “therapist” you’ve ever known?

                • KNOW THE DIFFERENCE –

                  Why should psychiatry be demolished?

                  Because life and living are creative endeavors, not scientific formulas –

                • DON’T PLAY THE ODDS –

                  Looking for a “good therapist” is like searching for a needle in a haystack –

                  But you’re not searching –
                  You’re gambling –
                  WITH YOUR LIFE –

                  You’re playing a game of psychiatric roulette –
                  And the odds are against you –

                • EGO STRENGTHS???

                  Why are psychiatrists and therapists so stuck on “diagnoses”?
                  Because without them their world would fall apart –
                  They can’t go for one week without thinking up another one!
                  Hummm…..sounds like addiction….

              • TUNNEL VISION –

                Psychiatry thinks it has ALL the answers to EVERYONE’S problems –

                But they fail to see that THEIR answers BECOME the problem (“diagnoses”, “drugs”) –

                They fail to see where the answers truly lie –
                Which is within the original problem –

                • TUNNEL VISION –

                  Psychiatry thinks it has ALL the answers to EVERYONE’S problems –
                  But they fail to see that THEIR ANSWERS are the problem:

                  “DIAGNOSES”
                  “DRUGS”
                  “THERAPY”

                  They fail to see that the real answers lie
                  WITHIN THE ORIGINAL PROBLEM –

                • EGO STRENGTHS???

                  Why are psychiatrists and therapists so hung up on “diagnoses”?
                  Because without them their world would fall apart –
                  They can’t last a week without thinking up another one –
                  Hmmm….sounds like addiction….

            • FIE, FIE, AMERICAN PIE –

              Therapists who use words like sacred and beautiful to describe their approach to therapy are doing their clients a great disservice as they are misrepresenting the true nature of the therapeutic relationship.
              Words like these give clients the impression that they are in a completely safe place which is not the case.
              Such misinformation can be disastrous for clients who lack the knowledge or experience to know what they could be facing, no matter a therapist’s personal beliefs, as these have no bearing on the law.
              This is a disgrace for people who believe they are in a safe place.

              People need to know the law in order to protect themselves from unjust laws and incompetent therapists.

              • FIE, FIE, AMERICAN PIE –

                Therapists who use words like sacred and beautiful to describe their approach to therapy are doing their clients a great disservice as they are misrepresenting the true nature of the therapeutic relationship.
                Words like these give clients the impression they are in a completely safe place which is not the case.

                This spells disaster for clients who lack the knowledge or experience to know what they are facing, no matter a therapist’s personal beliefs, as these have no bearing on the law which is a disgrace for clients who believe they are in a safe place.
                Clients need to know the law in order to protect themselves from unjust laws and incompetent therapists.

              • TAKE CARE –

                If you care about your health,
                If you’re care about your children’s health,
                If you care about your children’s children’s health,
                If you care about anyone’s children’s health anywhere,
                Let this be your rallying cry –

                SPN – STOP PSYCHIATRY NOW!!!

                • OBJET D’ART –

                  What does it mean when therapists say “good” therapists are artists”?

                  It means being good to people isn’t good enough for them –

                  Why?

                  Because they don’t see clients as people –

                  Then how do they see clients?

                  As objects to gawk at, pick apart and paint over into something that pleases THEM –

                  Wow – you’d think being good to people would be enough for them –

                  It isn’t – AND THAT’S WHY THEY CHARGE YOU –

                • ARTISTIC VALUES –

                  What does it mean when therapists say therapy is an art?

                  It means they’re more interested in what THEY see than in what the YOU say –

                  And what does it mean when therapists say they’re artists?

                  It means they think they’re better than the average slob –

            • NO COMMENT –

              Where do you get off calling therapists average slobs? You know better than that! And comments like that won’t win you any friends –

              I’m not out to win friends – I’m out to make comments –

              • ARTISTIC VALUES –

                What does it mean when therapists say therapy is an art?

                It means they’re more interested in what THEY see than in what YOU say –

                And what does it mean when therapists say they’re artists?

                It means they think they’re better than the rest of us average slobs –

      • THERE’S A PRICE TO PAY FOR PLAYING THE FOOL
        WHEN YOU BECOME PSYCHIATRY’S TOOL –

        But here’s the good news –
        Asking yourself a few simple questions can keep you out of the idiot therapist’s Lion’s Den –

        First of all, it’s good to recall that today’s “therapists” (of any variety) are the modern day version of the village idiot –
        Your village idiot got smart enough to get through school, but that’s the extent of it –
        Just scratch the surface and you’ll find a robot –
        And there’s a lot of them out there, that’s for sure –
        Because putting money on the end of a stick can lead just about anyone just about anywhere –

        Next, picture your bank statement BEFORE a “session” with your village idiot/therapist –
        Then, picture your village idiot/therapist’s bank statement AFTER a “session” –
        NOW how do you feel?
        Whose statement puts a smile on YOUR face?
        And THERE’S your answer –
        And if you vote for the village idiot, YOU’RE the village idiot –
        And if so, congratulations –
        It’s what makes the world go ‘round, right?
        Right…

        And if you STILL think you need a “diagnosis”, ask yourself ANOTHER question –
        Why in the world do you think you need some idiot therapist’s screwed up idea of a “diagnosis” to make yourself feel better???

        Then THIS question –
        Why in the world are you willing to pay THAT much (or ANY amount of money) for an electronic tattoo (psych label) which can follow/shadow/stalk you digitally throughout your life and beyond the grave?

        The question “What’s wrong with me?” needs to be replaced with “Why do I feel this way?” followed by “How can I help myself, by myself, feel better?”

        But no one should ever ask ANY therapist of ANY kind ANY of these questions –
        You know damn well what their answer would be –

        Asking a “therapist” any of these questions is first kiss of psychic death, with the second being a prescription for psychiatric “drugs” –

        And why the hell isn’t your own name good enough for you, or anyone else for that matter?
        Because psychiatry has you and the rest of the world believing anyone and everyone can use the garbage they’ve got –
        Which is a mouthful of bizarre sounding labels and a fistful of dangerous “drugs” –
        Their grand prize being one son of a bitch bill –
        With these, you’re well on your way to the dark and confusing world of Psychiatric Oblivion –
        They’ve got the world by the balls, so to speak, with their nasty, petty, fucked up labels –
        They grab your balls with one hand –
        And your wallet with the other –
        Without an ounce of concern they ruin your life before you’ve blinked twice –
        By tossing your reputation in the trash heap with nary a second thought –
        For them it’s just another day at the office –
        Tragic but true –

        Psych labels can, in some ways, serve a categorical function, but psychiatrists and their absurdly loyal brethren take it and run with it to a very bad place, creating more problems than they solve –

        And since your village idiot/therapist is, most likely, a discouraging mix of mediocrity, insecurity and power lust, it means the uninformed person has A LOT to lose –

        Because ANY “therapist” ANYWHERE can singlehandedly slap ANY label on ANYONE at ANY time they choose –
        And “choose” is the operative word –
        And no one’s putting the brakes on them –
        Some come at you like a Mack truck –
        While others seem like a ghost –

        But no matter what good you think a “therapist” can do for you, you can do it yourself and do it BETTER –
        Just think of all the good and necessary things you can do for yourself and others without the time suck/mind fuck of wasting your days with some stupid, self-important, brain dead village idiot/therapist –

        But just don’t go asking some village idiot/therapist about self therapy –
        That’s one thing you should NEVER do –
        ‘Cause you know damn well what their answer will be –
        All they’ll do is give you another diddly-squat label –
        And diddly-squat labels are the village idiot’s/therapist’s calling card –
        And there you’ll be –
        With that and a hefty fee –

        These seemingly small acts of asking yourself pertinent and practical questions can be the first step towards something called SELF CARE –
        Which begins with SELF AWARENESS –
        Which leads to SELF QUESTIONING –
        Which leads to SELF RELIANCE –
        Which leads to SELF RESPECT –
        Which are the building blocks of SELF THERAPY –

        • What does the mental health industrial complex work ceaselessly to create?

          An avalanche of utterly useless, wholly unnecessary, and exquisitely painful CONFUSION –

        • Self Therapy?
          Should You?
          Or Should You Not?

          Yes, indeed, you certainly should –
          As self therapy could be just what you need –
          But you have to be careful and keep it to yourself – Because it’s outside of norm, which leaves it wide open to misinterpretation –
          Especially from those who, unconsciously (or not), come from a place of ill will, and many of these, not surprisingly, work in the “mental health” field –
          Which (nine times out of ten) usually means they’re staunch defenders of the status quo –
          Which isn’t hard to figure out –
          Because it does put a roof over their heads and food on table, yet underneath everything, it enables their denial to go unchallenged –
          But most of the time there’s no problem –
          At the very least there might be some awkward and downright irksome moments –
          But usually there’s no need to fend off someone’s inappropriate curiosity or even someone’s aggressive invasion –
          As self therapy shows you how to set boundaries without even trying –
          Because after all, self therapy is, in its essence, about knowing yourself and setting boundaries –
          Calmly, but firmly –
          So keep to yourself so as not to encourage those with nasty (or just well meaning) natures, who think your business is their business –

          And best of all, the fruits of self therapy are boundless….

          • Boundaries?
            Why is dyadic psychotherapy said to be THE place to learn about boundaries?
            It makes no sense –
            Because in “therapy” a client’s boundaries aren’t respected; they’re pressured to let go their boundaries while “therapists” jealously guard their own –
            It makes no sense –

            • THERAPY –
              One more shit word I’m thoroughly sick of –
              Never did like it –

              Therapy, Therapy, Therapy, Therapy, Therapy, Therapy, Therapy, Therapy Therapy….FUCK!!!!!!!!
              THROW IT ALL IN THE GARBAGE!!!!!!

              All it amounts to is learning to be for yourself the parent you didn’t have –

              So why the fuck do most “therapists” neglect telling this to their clients??

              Because if they did, most people would find a way to do it themselves –

              Which explains why most “therapists” tend to go into an absolute tizzy whenever clients bring up the subject –

              I guess it pushes their panic button when see “their” money running out the door…..

              • What is Psychotherapy?

                A prime example of repetition compulsion –

                Whose repetition compulsion?

                The therapist’s –

                THE most moronic and expensive form of repetition compulsion out there –

                Whose repetition compulsion is it – the therapist’s or the clients?
                Both – but mostly it’s the therapist’s –

                • “Therapists” around the world speak the coded language of DWF – Diagnostic Wish Fulfillment –

                  And there’s only one correct interpretation –
                  THEIR wish to DOMINATE others –

                  What’s a good answer to their Diagnostic Chatter?

                  Tell them it’s time to go bird watching –
                  And flip them the bird –

                • SIGN LANGUAGE –

                  “Therapists” around the globe speak the coded
                  language known as DWF – Diagnostic Wish Fulfillment –

                  But there’s only one correct interpretation –
                  THEIR wish to DOMINATE others –

                  So how should you answer their diagnostic chatter?

                  Tell them it’s time to go bird watching –
                  And flip them the bird –

                • SIGN LANGUAGE –

                  “Therapists” around the globe speak the universal language known as DWF –
                  Diagnostic Wish Fulfillment –

                  But there’s only one correct interpretation –
                  THEIR wish to DIAGNOSE others –

                  So how should you answer their diagnostic chatter?

                  Tell them it’s time to go bird watching –
                  And flip them the bird –

                • HOCUS POCUS –

                  “Therapists” don’t “heal” –
                  They HYPNOTIZE –

                  They’re use their hypnotic and wounding remoteness to generate something they cruelly refer to as “transference” – their unending source of power and delight –

                  But it’s psychological seduction that enhances their already bloated ego –
                  And nurtures their carefully groomed grandiosity –

                • HOCUS POCUS –

                  “Therapists” don’t “heal” –
                  They HYPNOTIZE –

                  By using their hypnotic and wounding remoteness to generate something they so efficiently and cruelly refer to as “transference” –
                  An entirely unnecessary form of psychological torture –
                  Which provides them an unending source of POWER and delight –

                  But it’s a carefully crafted and entirely scripted psychological seduction –
                  That enhances their already bloated egos –
                  And nurtures their carefully groomed grandiosity –

                • HOCUS POCUS –

                  “Therapists” don’t “heal” –
                  They HYPNOTIZE –

                  “Therapists” don’t “treat” –
                  They re-TRAUMATIZE –

                  How so?
                  Through “transference” –

                  Transference is, btw, something that happens in all relationships of any significant duration –
                  But thankfully, this doesn’t usually mean more trauma –

                  But in that awful, manipulative, hypnotic, and throughly useless contortion of a “relationship” called “therapy”, “transference” becomes something particularly cruel for “clients” –
                  As it re-TRAUMATIZES –

                  And “transference” acts as a “therapist’s” source of POWER –
                  A source of manipulation –
                  A source of sadistic delight –
                  Which they feast on –
                  And they rarely tell you it’s happening –
                  As they prefer to keep you in the dark –
                  To keep you weak and wanting more –
                  As it suits their purpose of gaining and maintaining their two most prized possessions:
                  POWER AND MONEY –

                  But “transference” is TRAUMATIC –
                  As it RE-TRAUMATIZES –
                  Which is harmful –
                  As well as cruel –
                  AND ENTIRELY UNNECESSARY –

                  But it’s a “therapist’s” FAVORITE thing –
                  A carefully crafted, completely scripted form of “therapeutic” HYPNOSIS –
                  A sophisticated and perfectly tailored form of psychologically manipulative torture –

                  But here’s what’s really going on –
                  Your “therapist” is re-traumatizing you –
                  Which THEY think is great –
                  But it’s not –
                  But it’s not –
                  But IS evidence of their tried and true load of FUNCTIONAL BULLSHIT –

                  But “therapists” delight in YOUR “transference” –
                  As it enhances their already bloated egos –
                  And nurtures their carefully groomed grandiosity –

                • THE RIGHT STUFF –

                  People don’t “need therapy” –
                  And they sure as hell don’t “need a therapist” –
                  People need information –
                  The RIGHT information –
                  So they can make what’s called AN INFORMED DECISION –
                  But people aren’t gonna find the right information in “therapy” –

                  Because “therapists” (which ALWAYS includes “psychiatrists”), are “trained” to give themselves “authority” so they can keep “clients” in the dark (think of the bullshit they call “share decision”) –

                  Because “therapists” are “trained” to foster dependency in their “clients” (think co-dependent relationship) –

                  Because “therapists” are “trained” to believe – and “trained” to make their “clients” believe – that “therapists” are indispensable to the healing process – (think “diagnoses”, “drugs” and that bullshit they call “dyadic psychotherapy”) –

                  BUT NONE OF THIS IS TRUE –

                  People have a right and need to know about the healing process –
                  And what is the healing process?
                  It’s knowing, grieving, and thereby healing childhood traumas (or other traumas) –
                  And this is something people can do ON THEIR OWN –
                  In their OWN way –
                  In their OWN time –
                  Without spending one red cent on some random “therapist”, be it “psychiatrist”, “psychologist”, “social worker”, or any other damn fool with a “degree” and a fee who’s hitchin’ a ride IN YOUR CAR AT YOUR EXPENSE and is either a backseat driver with the wrong directions or grabbin’ the fuckin’ wheel and steering you into the ground –
                  And “therapists” are the ones who walk away from the wreckage –
                  NOT YOU –

                  So it’s your decision –
                  Does that sound right to you?

                • What’s “psychotherapy”?

                  A patently FALSE “relationship” –
                  A societally sanctioned GRIFT –
                  A cleverly disguised form of emotional/psychological/financial ABUSE –

                • KNOW THE DIFFERENCE –

                  Why should psychiatry be demolished?

                  Because life and living are creative endeavors, not scientific formulas –

              • WONDER OF WONDERS –

                You gotta wonder about “therapists” who call “therapy” an “art” –
                As art’s a slippery slope –
                And like beauty, it’s in the eye of the beholder –

                So go ahead –
                Define “art”:
                1. the expression or application of human creative skill and imagination,
                typically in a visual form such as painting or sculpture, producing works to be appreciated primarily for their beauty and emotive power.
                2. the various branches of creative activity, such as painting, music, literature and dance –
                Okay. Fine.

                But where’s the
                KINDNESS
                COMPASSION
                SINCERITY
                Guess these aren’t good enough for some giddy, Gaga eyed “therapist” who LOVES riding the Horse of Pretension on their clients’ dime –

                But some say that good art “…needs to connect. It needs to have some level of truth to it that resonates with the viewer and leaves them something that stays with them after viewing the piece. A good piece asks questions and teaches you something you didn’t know or shows you something you didn’t know you knew” –
                Okay, fair enough –

                But doesn’t that sound like something a good parent, a good friend, a total stranger – or maybe even yourself – can give you?
                FOR FREE —

                One has to think a “therapist’s” greed is bad enough, but adding the word “art” to the mix elevates things to a whole new level of narcissism and nausea –

                So it sounds like your “therapist” may have a bit of a problem –
                Might it be something called “vanity”?

                YOU BETCHA –

                • OH LORD, KUMBAYA?

                  Psychotherapy’s not some cozy kumbaya –
                  It’s a silent and crafty coup d’etat – (therapy) –
                  Followed by a silent and deadly coup de grace (psych meds) –

                  So be careful of over enthusiastic “therapists”, just dying of sink their “psychotherapeutic” fangs into your traumatized psychic flesh (all for a tidy sum, of course) –
                  You can almost see the dollar signs spinning in their eyes –

                  And if you doubt that, just ask them to do it for free –
                  And just wait for the reaction you get –
                  That’ll be worth the price of admission –

                  But you’ve seen this movie before –
                  But THIS time, YOU can change the ending –

                  Which begs the question –
                  How has the human race lasted this long?
                  Which isn’t to say it’s in a good place now –

                  But healing childhood trauma’s become trendy –
                  And you know what THAT means – That “therapy’s” no “kumbaya”

                  So listen closely, can you hear it?
                  (cha-ching!)

                • TIME FOR A CHAT –

                  From your mother –
                  Tsk, tsk, tsk!
                  Where did you EVER learn such language?

                  Sorry, mom, but haven’t you heard of “being authentic”? It’s the latest craze –
                  (more confused sputtering) –

                  From your “therapist” –
                  You’re being hostile –
                  You’ve a problem with authority –
                  You’ve Oppositional Defiant Disorder!

                  GOOD –
                  I SURE hope so –
                  I’m more than happy to be the queen of ODD – So listen closely, Dr. Fuckhead –
                  ME NO LONGER INTO EXPENSIVE MIND FUCK!!!
                  And diddly dee, diddly doo –
                  I hereby leave you with a resounding FUCK YOU!!!

                • BAD ACTORS –

                  Therapists are dull people who love drama, and live to be the at helm of other people’s drama –

                  In the theater of their minds, they’re forever creating one dimensional characters of either good or bad, right or wrong, sick or well –

                  They don’t see that real life holds many more options –

                • OH LORD, KUMBAYA?

                  Psychotherapy’s not some cozy kumbaya –
                  It’s a silent and crafty coup d’etat (“talk therapy”) –
                  Followed by a silent and deadly coup de grace (psych “drugs”) –

                  So be careful of TRAUMA HAPPY “THERAPISTS” just dying to sink their “psychotherapeutic” fangs into your traumatized psychic flesh (all for a tidy sum, of course) –
                  You can almost see the dollar signs spinning in their eyes –
                  And if you doubt that just ask them to do it for free –
                  And just wait for the reaction you get –
                  That’ll be worth the price of admission –
                  But you’ve seen this movie before –
                  But THIS time YOU can change the ending –
                  Which begs the question –
                  How has the human race lasted this long without that twiddly-ass rabbit-shit called “psychotherapy”?
                  Or worse yet, “psychiatry”, that devil’s playground with its ever-growing roster of dipstick “diagnoses” and ever-expanding assortment of poisonous horse-shit “drugs”???
                  But all you need to do is decide to save your money, or else you can look forward to paying off your “therapist’s” vacation home mortgage for the twenty-plus years –

              • What kind of people become “therapists”?

                High functioning LOSERS with unmanageably BIG EGOS –
                And a talent for BULLSHITTING –

                AND NOT MUCH ELSE –

                • But I’m so confused!

                  And you’ll stay that way –
                  Until you lose Dr. FUCKEDY FUCK –

                • But I’m so confused!

                  And you’ll stay that way –
                  Until you lose Dr. FUCKEDY FUCK –

                • Hey, I just got this crazy “diagnosis” from some bonehead psychiatrist –

                  Oh yeah? What’d the twerp say?

                  O.D.D. –
                  Ever heard of it?

                  Yeah – it’s a line they use whenever you rub ‘em the wrong way –
                  It scares ‘em shitless whenever you show you’ve got more sense than they do –

                • What are “psychiatrists/therapists”?

                  Psycho-leeches out to make a buck from YOUR BAD LUCK –

                • CRINGE BENEFITS –

                  You’d think therapists would stop labeling if they knew how much damage they do –

                  I wouldn’t –

                  Why? I thought you believed in giving people the benefit of the doubt –

                  I do – but therapists don’t see and don’t care about the damage they do, which shows you the kind of people they are –

                  What kind of people are they?

                  The kind that don’t benefit you –

                  Meaning what?

                  Meaning if they heard this conversation they’d label us both!

              • What are “psychiatrists”?
                In a word, PEEVISH –

                As well as –
                PROFESSIONAL GAS-LIGHTERS –
                MEDICALIZED MORONS –
                LABEL HAPPY CHICKEN-SHITS –

                Define peevish –
                easily irritated, especially by unimportant things –

                • WAR GAMES –

                  “Psychiatrists/therapists” have declared war on the human psyche –
                  Feelings are the enemy, something to be vanquished, stamped out to make room for THEIR narrow definition of health and well being, THEIR standardized notions of pharmaceutically produced happiness and productivity –

                • FACE UP AND PHASE OUT –

                  What’s the one thing most “therapists” can’t bring themselves to admit?

                  That the world would get just along fine and even better without the DSM.

                  It’s something they refuse to believe because it would mean the end of their endless world-wide word-hustle, as DSM essentially functions in preserving their two most prized possessions: their egos and wallets –

                • FIE, FIE, LABEL SHY –

                  What’s the one thing “psychiatrists” will NEVER make up a label for?

                  What?

                  A label for the damage they do – WITH THEIR LABELS –

              • LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT –

                What is “psychotherapy”?

                A self perpetuating and financially rewarding loop of “repetition compulsion”, which serves to make it the most moronic and expensive form of “repetition compulsion” out there –

                Whose “repetition compulsion” is it, the “clients” or the “therapist’s”?

                Clearly it’s the “therapist’s”, as “therapy” provides them not only a way to financially profit (at unreasonable levels), but a place to privately and unconsciously act out their own “repetition compulsion” on unsuspecting “clients” who’ve (surprise, surprise) been led to believe their “therapist’s” motives are nothing but throughly altruistic –

                • IS PSYCHOTHERAPY AN ART?

                  No – not even close –

                  Then what is “psychotherapy”?

                  A way for someone to leech off “clients” while living vicariously through them –

          • WHEN DOES LIFE BEGIN?

            When you STOP listening to asshole (all-inclusive) “therapists” –

            But – but – MY therapist isn’t an “asshole” –

            Well, okay –
            But think of this –
            When’s the last time “your therapist” told you about self therapy?
            That self therapy’s something you can do yourself –
            FOR FREE!
            Did they EVER tell you THAT???
            Didn’t think so –

            But maybe they just don’t know about it –

            “JUST” don’t know?? “JUST”???
            That’s one “just” that tells THE WHOLE DAMN STORY –
            And “just” what kinda “therapist” you’ve got –
            WHICH IS ASSHOLE SUPREME –
            And that’s one “just” that ain’t so cheap –
            Asshole’s never are –
            They ALWAYS cost you something, one way or another –

            Self therapy’s one thing your asshole “therapist” oughta know about –
            And tell you about –
            BUT DOESN’T –
            No surprise there –

            Self therapy OUGHTA be something they know about –
            Self therapy OUGHTA be something they’ve done –
            But if they knew about it, and have done enough of it, they wouldn’t be “therapists” in their first place –
            Because people who’ve done their own work aren’t so bold as to think they know any more than anybody else –
            MUCH LESS CHARGE FOR IT!!!

            And if they DO happen to mention self therapy, be prepared for them lapse into yet another round of gobbledygook “thera-speak” –
            You know, all those good ol’ CYA lines of “there’s no statistical proof to support it” –
            TRANSLATION – there’s no way for them to be paid for it –

            So, in the interests of good health,
            DON’T let your insecurities get the best of you –
            DON’T let yourself get sucked into their stupid, egotistical, sick-centered universe (all for a pretty penny, of course) –
            A tall order, indeed, as these jokers are “trained” to play on your vulnerabilities –
            TO MAKE you think you want them,
            TO MAKE you think you need them,
            That you’re in a SAFE place –
            But you’re NOT in a safe place –
            YOUR WITH A PSYCHIC PREDATOR –

            But what if I WANT a “therapist” –
            That’s YOUR chance to take –
            And YOUR mistake to make –

            And if “your therapist” doesn’t know about self therapy – or worse yet – KNOWS BUT DOESN’T TELL YOU ABOUT IT –
            This means your “therapist” is more than “just” uninformed –
            It means they’re incompetent –
            It means their unethical –
            And committing a currently unrecognized form of “therapeutic” abuse –

              • BLACK EYES AND PLAGIARIZED –

                So what is art?

                Some say art is many things, while others say art is everything. But there’s one thing art is definitely not –

                And what is that?

                “Therapy” –

                And why is that?

                Because the only art in “therapy” are the “clients” themselves – their thoughts, their feelings, their words – their very lives are art – and nothing else in “therapy” is, especially not the therapist –

                But art is about interpreting, so therapists are just interpreting their “clients”, right?

                Wrong – and I wouldn’t call it interpreting – that’s too fine a word for “therapists” and their bullshit “therapy” –

                So what would you call it?

                Guesswork – and YOUR guess is as good as theirs – ANY day of the week –

                But what if a therapist happens to be right?

                If a “therapist” happens to be right, all it means is the “therapist” happens to be right – but that’s as far as it goes – so they’ve no claim to art –

                Oh – so therapy’s nothing but a guessing game –

                Pretty much –

                So why do therapists call therapy an art?

                Who knows? I guess they think it sounds good. But know this much – if a therapist doesn’t like you, they’ll paint an ugly picture of you and blame it on YOU –
                But if a therapist does like you, they’ll take credit FOR EVERYTHING –

                • PERSONA NON GRATA GRATIS

                  Why do “therapists” hide their personal lives from “clients”?

                  They say it’s for the “power imbalance” –

                  “THEY” say?! “THEY” say??!! Okay – and what else do “THEY” say???!!!

                  Uhhh…dunno…

                  Alright – now listen up – the “power imbalance” is just a bullshit word to keep clients in the dark –

                  In the dark??

                  Yes, so they won’t become persona non grata in your eyes –

                  Persona non whadda??

                  So you won’t see what they’re really like behind the scenes – because if you DID, you’d wouldn’t pay them a DIME!!!

                • CRINGE BENEFITS –

                  You’d think therapists would stop labeling if they knew how much damage they do –

                  No – I wouldn’t –

                  Why? I thought you believed in giving the benefit of the doubt –

                  I do – but therapists either don’t see or don’t care how much damage they do, which shows you the kind of people they are –

                  What kind of people are they?

                  The kind that don’t benefit you –

                  What does that mean?

                  That means if they heard this conversation they’d label us both!

        • STRIKE UP THE BAND –
          It’s time for (drumroll) DIAGNOSTIC BINGO!!!

          There was a Doc who was a Crock and FAKE-O was the name, oh!
          F-A-K-E-O!
          F-A-K-E-O!!
          F-A-K-E-O!!!
          And LIAR is the name – NO!!!

          • MIND GAMES OR MIND FRAMES???

            People don’t have mental “illness” –
            They have mental STATES –

            People don’t have personality “disorders”-
            They have personality PATTERNS –

            • GAG ORDERED-

              How can you tell if someone’s a “therapist”?

              By the gag-worthy words they use:
              “Resonance” –
              “Vulnerable” –
              “Healing”
              “Empathic” –
              “Authentic” –
              “Passion” –
              “Challenge” –
              “Triggered” –
              “Committed” –
              “Core” –
              “Closure” –
              “Disease” –
              “Disorder” –
              “Dysfunction” –
              “Therapy” –
              “Therapist” –

              (Grab a puke pail if you’re ready to retch)

              • GAG ORDERED –

                How can you tell if someone’s a “therapist”?

                By the gag-worthy words they use:

                Mindfulness
                Manifest
                Resilience
                Intention
                Core
                Vulnerable
                Healed
                Resonate
                Authentic
                Empathic
                Triggered
                Process
                Committed
                Passion
                Challenge
                Closure
                Intervention
                Disease
                Disorder
                Dysfunction
                Therapy
                Therapist

                • IT’S A GIVEN –

                  But I thought therapists were trained in interpretive skills –

                  That’s what they want you to think – but interpretive “skills” are an intuitive gift, not an acquired “thing” –

                • Examples of Therapists’ Verbal Flatulence:

                  “Mindful”
                  “Resonate”
                  “Empower”
                  “Empathic”
                  “Authentic”
                  “Resilience”
                  “Manifest”
                  “Experience”
                  “Intention”
                  “Core”
                  “Vulnerable”
                  “Healing”
                  “Triggered”
                  “Process”
                  “Committed”
                  “Grounded”
                  “Passion”
                  “Cleansing”
                  “Toxic”
                  “Challenge”
                  “Closure”
                  “Disease”
                  “Intervention”
                  “Disorder”
                  “Dysfunction”
                  “Therapy”
                  “Therapist –

          • WHAT A SURPRISE –

            Some people build careers out of stating the obvious –

            Which goes to show at a certain point education makes you stupid, and technological advances just give you more toys to play with.

            The “science of trauma” is a perfect example –

            The fact that trauma affects you physically (including areas of the brain) should come as no surprise – or haven’t you heard stories about
            people who, after hearing bad news, lose their hair, or drop dead of a heart attack, or literally die of a broken heart?
            Amazing, isn’t it….

            But no one needs some idiot’s ooh la la “scientific proof” to state the already obvious, except for those trying to make a name for themselves in the “scientific” rat race, which explains why they’re not concerned about the usefulness of any such “proof” –

            And what’s my qualification?
            Oh, just a little something I picked up called COMMON SENSE –

            • NON-COMPETE CLAUSE –

              (Whispered) Psst…wanna scare the shit outta your “therapist”?
              Hell, yeah!! How???
              It’s easy – just become your OWN person – they won’t even know what hit ‘em –
              Okay!!!
              (Peals of laughter) –

              • LET’S TALK ART –

                Why is it wrong to call “therapy” an art?

                Because it objectifies those seeking help –

                Define Objectify –
                1. Degrade to the status of a mere object –
                2. To treat a person like a tool or a toy –
                3. The act of disavowing the humanity of others –

                Then why do therapists like calling therapy an art?

                To elevate and entertain themselves at a “client’s” expense –

                • IS PSYCHOTHERAPY AN ART?

                  No, not even close –

                  Then what is “psychotherapy”?

                  A way to leech off people while living vicariously through them, only to blame them when things go wrong, but take credit when things go right –

          • NAKED TRUTHS –

            What are most “therapists” too cowardly to admit, too weak to withstand, and ultimately too stupid to ever even begin to appreciate?

            BRUTAL HONESTY –
            Something in short supply and in stark contrast to their crazy world of “psychotherapy” –

            • ARTISTIC VALUES –

              What does it mean when therapists say therapy is an art?

              It means they’re more interested in what THEY see than in what YOU say –

              And what does it mean when therapists say they’re artists?

              It means they think they’re better than the rest of us average slobs –

              • OBJET D’ART –

                What does it mean when therapists say “good” therapists are artists?

                It means being good to people isn’t good enough for them –

                Why?

                Because I don’t see clients as people –

                Then how do they see clients?

                As objects to the gawked at, picked apart and painted over into something that pleases THEM –

                Wow – you’d think being good to people would be enough for them –

                Well it isn’t – AND THAT’S WHY THEY CHARGE YOU –

                • PERSONA NON GRATA GRATIS –

                  Why do you think therapists hide behind a persona?

                  They say it’s to preserve their power imbalance –

                  News flash – “therapists” say a lot of things – most of which isn’t true – and “power imbalance” is just a bullshit word they use to keep clients in the dark –

                  In the dark?

                  Yes – so they won’t become persona non grata in your eyes –

                  “Persona non whadda”??

                  So you won’t see what they’re really like, because if you did, YOU WOULDN’T PAY THEM A DIME!

        • EYES WIDE OPEN –

          Be careful when you see those “therapists” –
          ‘Cause at first, you’ll be dumbstruck –
          But won’t take long before you find you’ve been DUMB-FUCKED!!

          • FACE UP AND PHASE OUT –

            What’s the one thing most “therapists” can’t bring themselves to admit?

            That the world would get along just fine and even better without their ridiculous “DSM” –

            It’s something they refuse to believe because it would mean the end of their endless world-wide word-hustle, as their “DSM” functions primarily to preserve their two most prized possessions: their egos and wallets –

            So what does that make most “therapists”?

            A sick and sorry group of overfed, overdressed, and overpaid liars and crooks –

        • CHECK THE FABRIC CONTENT –

          People don’t “train” to be “therapists” –
          They either are “therapists” or they’re not –
          As the word “therapist” indicates a type of person more than a “profession” –
          An unfortunate fact any way you look at it –

          The point being people who are “therapists”, or plan to be a therapist”, or would just like to be a “therapist” are cut from the same unforgiving, synthetically suffocating cloth which they use to blindfold not only themselves, but others –

          The jury remains out on former “therapists” –

          • CHECK THE FABRIC CONTENT –

            People don’t “train” to be “therapists” –
            They either are “therapists” or they’re not –
            As the word “therapist” indicates a type of person more than a “profession” –
            An unfortunate fact any way you look at it –

            The point being people who are “therapists”, or plan to be a “therapist”, or would just like to be a “therapist”, are cut from the same unforgiving, synthetically suffocating cloth, which they use to blindfold not only themselves, but others –

            The jury remains out on “former” “therapists” –

            • STILL WATERS RUN DEEP –

              How can you say all “therapists” are a “type of person” when they’re all so different?
              Different? That’s only on the surface – they’re pretty much the same underneath –
              So how are they pretty much the same underneath?
              Well first of all, they’ve all got a bad case of hubris –
              Hubris? Oh, you mean they’re full of themselves –
              Full and ready to burst –
              Okay, ready to burst…and what else?
              Well, they’ve precious little insight into why they want to be a “therapist” in the first place –
              Huh…little insight…but they seem to know why, you know, they always say they want to help people –
              Yep, that’s what they always say, but it’s just one of their standard, self-delusional lines –
              So it isn’t true?
              Of course not –
              Alright, then why do they really want to be a “therapist”?
              Their unconscious, unhealthy, and uncontrollable desire for power, along with an infantile need to be adored –
              Wow….I never guessed there’d be so much going on under the surface –

            • LIFE SENTENCED

              What do you mean, “former” “therapists”?
              Well, from what I’ve seen, even “former” “therapists” never stop thinking they know everything –
              Wow, what a drag –
              Yeah – but it really goes to show you ”once a therapist, always a “therapist” –
              Oh, god – truly a nightmare!
              Agreed –

              • PERSONALITY TYPES –

                So what “type of person” becomes a “therapist”?

                Oh, just imagine the time you met someone you thought you liked but once you realized what the heck was going on you couldn’t get away from them fast enough –

                Oh, well that tells me a lot – Could you please be more specific?

                Alright – it’s someone too curious about you and isn’t afraid to voice their opinions about your life and how you should live it –

                So therapists are obnoxious –

                They’re BEYOND obnoxious – they’ve a massive sense of entitlement fueled by a garbage “education” that tells them “therapists” know everything –

                Okay, so they’re nosy, obnoxious, entitled, umm…any else?

                Invasive, aggressive, conceited, greedy, dishonest,
                manipulative – yeah, that about covers it –

                What a mess….

                Well, you know what they say, “it takes what it takes” –

                Apparently –

                But I haven’t mentioned the worst –

                You mean there’s worse?

                Oh, yeah, the nuttiest will tell you what you’re feeling and browbeat you til they’ve talked you into it –

                Browbeat you?! Wait – you’re talking about a bully!!!

                Yep, that’s what a “therapist” amounts to – a bully with a price tag –

                • IN GOOD TASTE?

                  Why are “therapists” the worst people to turn to in your hour of need?

                  Because just from the outlines of your life they think they’ve got you pegged, which tells you right off the bat you’re dealing with an egomaniac, and since they’re being paid you can rightly guess they’re doing it for the money as much as anything, which makes for some particularly foul-smelling dynamics –
                  You’re right – the whole idea of “therapy” always did leave a bad taste in my mouth –

                  Well, you’ve hit on it –

                  What do you mean?

                  Being a “therapist” is the perfect job for people with big egos and absolutely NO taste –

              • PERSONALITY TYPES –

                So what type of person becomes a “therapist”?

                Oh, just imagine the time you met someone you thought you liked but once you realized what the heck was going on you couldn’t get away from them fast enough –

                Oh, well THAT tells me a lot!
                Could you please be more specific?

                Alright – “therapists” are not only too curious about you but don’t hesitate to voice their opinions about your life and how you should live it while never doubting the accuracy of their conclusions –

                So “therapists” are obnoxious –

                “Therapists” are BEYOND obnoxious – they’ve a massive sense of entitlement fueled by their garbage “education” that leaves them thinking “therapists” know everything –

                Okay….so “therapists” are nosy, obnoxious, entitled, umm….anything else?

                How about invasive, aggressive, greedy, dishonest, conceited, manipulative…yeah, that about covers it –

                What a mess….

                Well, you know what they say, “it takes what it takes” –

                Apparently so….

                But I haven’t mentioned the worst –

                You mean there’s worse?!

                Oh yeah – the nuttiest will tell you what you’re feeling and browbeat you ‘til they’ve talked you into it –

                Browbeat?! Wait – you’re talking about a bully!!!

                Yep – that’s all a “therapist” amounts to – a bully with a price tag –

                • PERSONALITY TYPES –

                  What type of person becomes a “therapist”?

                  Oh, just imagine the time you met someone you thought you liked but once you realized what the heck was going on you couldn’t get away from them fast enough –

                  Well, THAT tells me a lot! Could you please be more specific?

                  Of course – “therapists” are not only too curious about you, but don’t mind telling you about your life and how you should live it while never doubting the accuracy of their conclusions –

                  Oh, so “therapists” are obnoxious –

                  “Therapists” are BEYOND obnoxious – they’ve a massive sense of entitlement fueled by their garbage “education” that leaves them thinking “therapists” know everything –

                  Okay, so “therapists” are nosy, obnoxious, entitled, umm…. anything else?

                  How about invasive, aggressive, greedy, dishonest, manipulative, conceited, yeah…. that about covers it –

                  What a mess….

                  Well, you know what they say, “it takes what it takes,” –

                  Apparently so….

                  But I haven’t mentioned the worst –

                  You mean there’s worse?!

                  Oh yeah – the nuttiest will tell you what you’re feeling and browbeat you ‘til they’ve talked you into it –

                  Browbeat?? Wait – you’re talking about a bully!!!

                  Yep, that’s all a “therapist” amounts to – a bully with a price tag –

                • PERSONALITY TYPES –

                  What type of person becomes a “therapist”?

                  Oh, just imagine the time you met someone you thought you liked but once you realized what the heck was going on you couldn’t get away from them fast enough –

                  Oh, well THAT tells me a lot! Could you please be more specific?

                  Of course – “therapists” are not only too curious about you, but don’t mind telling you about your life and how you should live it WHILE NEVER DOUBTING THE ACCURACY OF THEIR CONCLUSIONS –
                  So “therapists” are obnoxious –

                  “Therapists” are BEYOND obnoxious, they’ve a massive sense of entitlement fueled by their garbage “education” that leaves them thinking “therapists” know everything –

                  Okay, so “therapists” are nosy, obnoxious, entitled, umm…
                  anything else?

                  How about invasive, aggressive, greedy, dishonest, manipulative, conceited, yeah….that about covers it –

                  What a mess…..

                  But I haven’t mentioned the worst –

                  You mean there’s worse?!

                  Oh yeah, the nuttiest will tell you what you’re feeling and browbeat you ‘til they’ve talked you into it –

                  Browbeat?? Wait – you’re talking about a bully!!!

                  Yep, that’s all a therapist amounts to – a bully with a price tag –

            • PARENT’S NIGHT –

              How do you see your child’s future?

              Happy and healthy?

              But before answering, ask yourself these two questions:

              1. Would you be content seeing your child become a permanent fixture in some therapist’s office?

              2. If not, then why are you letting trauma, abuse and neglect determine their future?

              2. Are having your child become a permanent fixture in some “therapist’s” office?

              • PARENTS NIGHT –

                How do you see your child’s future?
                As happy and healthy?
                Or as a permanent fixture in some “therapist’s” office?

                If it’s the former, then why are you letting trauma, abuse and neglect determine your child’s future today?

                • GOOD FOR THE GOOSE???

                  What do therapists do when clients stop taking their shit and stand up for themselves?

                  Therapists label them bullies and narcissists –

                  And what does that make therapists?

                  Bullies and narcissists –

      • TRUST ISSUES –

        People should trust their “trust issues” –
        Because it means their gut instincts are doing their job –
        So don’t be trusting some “therapist” more than your gut –
        Just follow your gut right out the door –
        And do it before you hear the word “sacred” –
        As that’s when things get really dicey –
        Because hearing the word “sacred” doesn’t make it so –

        • Learn some self respect and ditch the Emotional Prostitutes –
          Don’t settle for being some idiot “therapist’s” crying cocksucker –

          You were meant for better things –

          • But if you’re bound and determined to going the “psychotherapeutic” route, you can always write a book about your “experience” and use this for its title –
            “Confessions of a Crying CockSucker” –

            • EMJ – EMOTIONAL BLOW JOB –
              CCS – CRYING COCKSUCKER –

              What’s all this about “emotional blow jobs” and “crying cocksuckers”? Aren’t clients the ones on the receiving end of EMJ’s in “therapy”?

              Heck no – but that’s a common misconception –
              Patients don’t arrive at “therapy” with any lurid longings –
              They’re seeking help –

              But therapists can and often do use their POWER to psychologically seduce their vulnerable clients –
              Many (and probably most) “therapists” get off on clients’ emotional dependence –
              It turns them on –
              It’s why they became “therapists” –

                • YOU’RE EASY PREY –

                  What are “therapists” good at?

                  Not minding their own business (busybodies) –

                  Seeing what they want to see (projection/bullies) –

                  Not knowing how and when to leave well enough alone (meddlers) –

                  Looking for trouble where none exists (gossipmongers)

                  And then charging you an arm and a leg for it –

                • OUT – LIARS –

                  What are therapists out to prove?

                  That THEY’RE always right –
                  And YOU’RE always wrong –

                • EASY PREY

                  What are “therapists” good at?

                  Not minding their own business (busybodies) –

                  Seeing what they want to see (projections/bullying) –

                  Not knowing how and when to leave well enough alone (meddlers) –

                  Looking for trouble where none exists (gossip mongers) –

                  And charging you an arm and a leg for it (swindlers) –

                • EASY PREY –

                  What are therapists” good at?

                  Not minding their own business (busybodies) –

                  Seeing what they want to see (projecting, bullying) –

                  Not leaving well enough alone (meddlers) –

                  Looking for trouble where none exists (gossip mongers) –

                  Charging you an arm and a leg (swindlers) –

              • EBJ – EMOTIONAL BLOW JOB –
                CCS – CRYING COCK-SUCKER –

                What’s all this about “emotional blow jobs” and “crying cock-suckers”?
                Aren’t clients the ones on the receiving end of EBJ’s in “therapy”?

                Heck no – but that’s a common misconception –
                Clients don’t arrive at “therapy” with any lurid longings –
                They’re seeking help –

                But “therapists” can and often do use their POWER to psychologically seduce their vulnerable clients –
                Many (and probably most) “therapists” get off on clients emotional dependence –
                It turns them on –
                It’s why they became “therapists” –

              • Here’s a bit of nutshell advice –

                Don’t take your chances with “psychiatry” or “psychotherapy” –

                You’ve too much to lose that you can’t get back –

                • What are psychiatrists?

                  PGL – Professional GasLighters –
                  MBZ – Medicalized Bozos –
                  LHCS – Label Happy Chicken Shits –

            • Or how about “The Adventures of a Crying Cock-Sucker”-
              Or
              “The Life and Times of a Crying Cock-Sucker” –
              (FYI – use of the word “cock-sucker” is not intended to be gender specific) –

              • Oh! I’ve got it!
                How about calling your book “Memoirs of a Crying CockSucker”-

                Why, thank you!
                That’s a SPLENDID suggestion –
                It’s bound to absolutely RESONATE!!

                • Oh! I’ve got it!
                  How about calling your book “Memoirs of a Crying CockSucker”?

                  That’s a splendid suggestion!
                  It’s sure to POSITIVELY RESONATE!!

        • Need help quitting “therapy”?
          Try visualization –

          Just imagine that slob you call a “therapist” taking a fancy vacation –
          FUNDED BY YOURS TRULY –

          Worked for me –

            • STOP FUNDING EP’s
              EMOTIONAL PARASITES –

              I’ll never figure out why in the world people let “therapists”” FEED off THEIR pain –
              Oh, I forgot – it’s cultural “conditioning” –

              • Need help quitting “therapy”?
                Try visualization –

                Just imagine your creep of a “therapist” laughing all the way to the bank –

                And don’t think they don’t –
                Kinda scary, isn’t it?

                • FOOLS GOLD –

                  Never could figure it out –
                  Never, never, never –

                  Why in world people would tell their troubles to a total stranger they have to pay –

                  If someone’s being paid, what does that say about the sincerity of that person?

                  It says you’ve found a grifter –
                  A GILDED GRIFTER –

                • FOOL’S GOLD –

                  Never could figure it out –
                  Never, never, never –

                  Why in the world people tell their troubles to A TOTAL STRANGER THEY HAVE TO PAY –

                  When someone’s being paid, what does that say about the sincerity of THAT PERSON?

                  It says you’ve found a grifter –
                  A GILDED GRIFTER –

          • WITHOUT A DOUBT –

            Why in the world do you so dislike dyadic psychotherapy and psychotherapists?

            Because it’s an artificial relationship based on a power imbalance that favors the clinician over the client and is established and maintained by financial means. I fail to see how these dynamics can create anything resembling a healthy relationship.

            A power imbalance by its very nature creates a dependence in clients that is intensified by therapists who are trained to view themselves as the experts rather than their clients. Dynamics like these can lead to clients getting stuck living out a therapist’s narrative rather than following their own instincts and intuition. And while these dynamics are by no means limited to dyadic psychotherapy, society’s relentless promotion of dyadic psychotherapy as the ideal furthers this dependence.

            Another drawback is the mistaken notion that the benefits of dyadic psychotherapy are the sole province of dyadic psychotherapy. Add to this the undeniable fact that therapists stand to benefit both financially and professionally from their irresponsible spreading of this wholly erroneous information.

            Although discouraging, it seems therapists have great success promoting themselves more than anything else, as their genius for creating needs where none previously existed coincides beautifully with satisfying their own. Their ability to simultaneously fashion two such brilliant manifestations can only be described as truly remarkable.

            However, in spite of their resourcefulness, therapists universally fail to see that clients are better served knowing that dyadic psychotherapy is by no means their only viable option.

            And it seems therapists’ reluctance and/or refusal to inform clients of such vital information can only be attributed to the fact that therapists have financial incentive in maintaining their status quo – which proves their motives are selfish.

            And of this I have no doubt –

            • POVERTY SLIMED –

              How much do psychotherapists make a year?

              The average yearly income is well over two times the poverty line –
              While the upper echelons make well over NINE TIMES the poverty line –
              And JUST for listening!!!
              And LOTS of people can do JUST THAT just as well and even better than many an asshole with some damn fool “charge -a-fee” “degree” –

              • GAG ORDERED –

                How can you tell if someone’s a “therapist”?

                By the stupid words they use:
                “Resonate”
                “Vulnerable”
                “Healed”
                “Empathic”
                “Authentic”
                “Passion”
                “Committed”
                “Core”
                “Closure”
                “Disease”
                “Dysfunction”
                “Disorder”

                And what are the two stupidest??
                The two words synonymous with stupidity:

                “THERAPY” AND “THERAPISTS” –

                • SCARED SHITLESS –

                  What scares the shit outta “therapists”?

                  WHEN THEY REALIZE YOU’VE GOT MORE BALLS AND BRAINS THAN THEY DO –

        • YOU DON’T SAY???

          Some people build careers out of stating the obvious –

          Which goes to show at a certain point, education makes you stupid, and technological advances just give you more toys to play with.

          The science of trauma is a perfect example –

          The fact that trauma affects you physically should come as no surprise, or haven’t you heard stories about people who, after hearing bad news, lose their hair, or drop dead of a heart attack, or literally die of a broken heart?
          Amazing, isn’t it….

          But no one needs some idiot’s ooh la la “scientific proof” to state the already obvious, except for those trying to make a name for themselves in the “professional” rat race, which explains why they’re not interested in the real usefulness of any such “proof” –

          So what’s my qualification?
          Oh, I don’t know, maybe it’s that little something I picked up somewhere along the way called, now what was it? oh yes, COMMON SENSE –

          • NAKED TRUTHS –

            What are most “therapists” egos too cowardly to admit, too weak to withstand, and ultimately too stupid to ever even begin to appreciate?

            BRUTAL HONESTY –
            Something in short supply and in stark contrast to their crazy world of “psychotherapy” –

            • WHAT ARE THERAPISTS?

              Human Bulldozers –

              Define “Bulldozer” –
              A person who forces themselves into your life without an invitation –
              A person who intimidates or coerces

              To proceed forcefully or insensitively –
              Aggressive behavior –

          • LIE, CRY, OR PACIFY???

            Oh hi! And what’s new with you?

            Hi! Well…I just saw the strangest therapist today –

            What? Haven’t you heard? ALL therapists are strange – it’s a job requirement!

            Well this one sure fit the bill –

            Really? Tell me about it –

            Well, first the weirdo talked to me in the softest voice, almost like I was their kid or their lover, but once they saw THAT wasn’t gonna work, they got angry –

            Oh yeah, been there – but let me guess – the jackass thought they had you ALL figured out before you even opened your mouth, and once you did, they got pissed!

            More than pissed – they got pissed AND acted entitled – you’d think I committed a crime or something –

            And then – don’t tell me – they started scolding you with the word “vulnerable” –

            How did you know? And I don’t EVER want to hear THAT word again –

            Got it – but it’s the their old standby – they haul it out whenever they see you don’t fall for their shit –

            But what’s the deal with “therapy” anyway? All I’m trying is do is be myself –

            But that’s JUST what therapists DON’T want you to be – YOURSELF –

            Then what do they want?

            Therapists want you to be what THEY want you to be –

            Wow…I think you right…wait – just like my parents!!!

            I think you’re getting it –

            Getting it??

            Yes – therapists are out to be everyone’s parent –

            Why???

            Because they’re insecure people who like throwing their weight around –

            Well who wants that? All I know is I wouldn’t want to be stared at all day –

            But that’s EXACTLY what therapists want – to be stared at all day –

            Why???

            Because it’s something their parents didn’t do enough of for them, and if they did, it wasn’t in the right way –

            So what you’re saying is, therapists charge people to act as their human pacifier –

            You got it –

            So why do people keep going to “therapy”?

            Because the pacifier thing works both ways –

            Well I wasn’t put on this earth to be some idiot therapist’s human pacifier, that’s for sure – and I sure as hell can figure out how to be my own damn pacifier!

            Good! And you won’t be sorry you did!!!

            • BLEED FOR GREED –

              Well that’s what I’m gonna be from now on – my own pacifier. But don’t you think it’s unhealthy that therapists want to be another adult’s parent?

              Yes, it’s completely unhealthy – and healthy people don’t want hurting people to bleed for someone’s else’s greed –

              That’s it – “bleed for greed” – then why are therapists held in such high regard?

              Because people are brainwashed to disregard themselves, which plays right into the greedy hands of “therapists” –

              • MOVING VIOLATIONS –

                What are “therapists”?

                Insensitive people whose lives are devoted to violating others’ emotional privacy –

                • POKER FACED –

                  What are “therapists”?

                  People with no concept of emotional privacy –

                • TRIPLE THREAT –

                  What are three things you stand to lose in “therapy”?

                  Your privacy –
                  Your money –
                  Your sanity –

      • GET SMARTER –

        Get smarter?
        How do I get smarter?

        By learning to help yourself –
        By listening to yourself –

        By NOT naively expecting some “therapist” –
        SOMEONE YOU PAY –
        To look after YOU –
        That’s YOUR job –

        So take it seriously –

        By realizing that “therapists” are
        Emotional Prostitutes –
        Skilled in the “art” of Psychiatric Elocution –
        Professional Pickpockets –
        Dedicated to practicing CYA –

        By realizing that you’re their source of income –
        And if THAT isn’t a conflict of interest –
        I don’t know WHAT is –
        But it sure isn’t out of the goodness of their hearts –

        And if some idiot “therapist” feeds you lines like,”you’ve got trust issues”, or “you’re being cynical”, or “who hurt you?”,
        Tell them you LIKE being cynical –
        You TRUST your “trust issues” –
        And whoever “hurt” you is NONE of their DAMN business –

        And if they STILL won’t shut up,
        Tell THEM to pay for it –
        THAT’LL shut them up –
        FAST –
        And you’ll be well on your way to getting REAL SMART, REAL SOON –

        And though it may sound harsh,
        Sometimes ya gotta do what ya gotta do –
        Just to get some fuckin’ peace in your own fuckin’ head –

        • RUN THE RAT RACE –

          Some people build careers out of stating the obvious –

          Which goes to show at a certain point, education makes you stupid, and technological advances just give you more toys to play with.

          The “science of trauma” is a perfect example –

          The fact that trauma affects you physically (including the brain) should come as no surprise, or haven’t you heard stories about people, who after hearing bad news, lose their hair, or drop dead of a heart attack, or literally die of a broken heart?
          Amazing, isn’t it?

          But no one needs some idiot’s ooh la la “scientific proof” to state the already obvious, except for those trying to make a name for themselves in the “professional” rat race, which explains why they’re not interested in the real usefulness of such “proof”, and why they’ve apparently no use for something called COMMON SENSE –

          • CREATING MONSTERS –

            What’s “psychiatry”?

            It’s where medical doctors treat emotional problems –
            That’s odd –
            That’s why it’s called the “Frankenstein of medicine” –

        • WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE –

          People don’t have “mental illnesses” –
          They’re having psychological difficulties –

          People don’t have “personality disorders” –
          They have difficult personalities –

      • NANNY STATE –

        The idea that people need “therapy” whenever they’re upset is ridiculous and counterproductive –
        Sometimes they just need to be alone –

        People shouldn’t hand over their emotional lives to professional peeping Toms –

        Who are these people?
        What’s behind their need to be head honcho in someone else’s life?
        Why isn’t running their own life enough for them?
        What are THEY hiding from?

        People oughta take their cues from those who are happy enough running their OWN lives and NOT someone else’s –

        • What’s the NANNY STATE?

          It’s the state of learned helplessness where people are led to believe they can’t manage their own lives, a belief that serves the status quo –

      • Define deflection –

        an intense focus upon and antagonism toward the legitimacy of the actions, feelings, and beliefs of others (the clients) and an intense misdirection of attention away from the primary aggressors (the therapist) –

        Sounds like “therapy”, alright –
        Which makes it one more form of emotional, psychological and financial abuse –

          • NO STRINGS ATTACHED – (ode to psych drugs sing-a-long)

            I got no drugs to slow me down,
            To make me laugh,
            Or make me frown –
            I had drugs, but now I’m free,
            There are no drugs in me!

            Hi-ho, the me-ri-o!
            It’s the only way to go!!
            I want the world to know
            It’s the only way for me!!!

            I got no pills, oh yes, I’m done!
            I’m not tied up to anyone!!
            Docs have strings, as you all know,
            It’s really time for them to go!!!

            • NO STRINGS ATTACHED
              Ode to Psych Drugs sing-a-long
              (Please refer to the song “I Got No Strings”)

              I got no drugs to hold me down –
              To make me laugh or make me frown –
              I had drugs, but now I’m free –
              There are no drugs in me!

              Hi-ho! the me-ri-o!
              It’s the only way for me –
              I want the world to know it’s the only place to be!

              I got no “Doc”, oh yes I’m done –
              And now I’m having lots more fun –
              “Docs” are drags, you may know –
              It’s really time for them to go!

        • CREATING MONSTERS –

          What’s “psychiatry”?
          It’s where medical doctors treat emotional problems –
          That’s odd…
          That’s why it’s called the “Frankenstein of Medicine” –

        • CRUEL FOOLS –

          What are “therapists”?
          Job snobs –

          What are therapists who call themselves “artists”?
          Cruel job snobs –

          What is “psychotherapy”?
          Covert snobbery –

          “What are therapists”?
          COVERT SNOBS –

          • BON VOYAGE?

            What is “psychotherapy”?
            Rearranging deck chairs –

            What is self therapy?
            The voyage back to yourself –

        • What’s the DSM?
          The book of DIAGNOSTIC PROMISCUITY –

          What does that make “psychiatrists/therapists”?
          DIAGNOSTICALLY PROMISCUOUS

      • DIAGNOSTIC SCAVENGER HUNT –

        The next time you think you “need a therapist”, remember the following phrase –

        “Those who go looking for trouble always find it” –
        (Truer words were never spoken) –

        Just remember that phrase as you picture some half-cocked “psychiatrist/therapist” fumbling through their bulging DSM –

        • BOILING MADNESS –

          Psychiatric diagnoses aren’t biological –
          Because in the final analysis, what do they boil down to?
          SUBJECTIVE OPINION –
          Doubt that?

          Then trace back as you follow the logic from –
          Psych diagnosis >>>>
          Generic labels >>>
          Name calling >>
          Insults >
          And what’s left????

          SUBJECTIVE OPINION!!!!!

          • BON VOYAGE?

            What is “psychotherapy”?
            Rearranging deck chairs –

            What is self therapy?
            The voyage back to yourself –

      • KING CLEAR –

        Doctor! Doctor! What’s your diagnosis???
        Well, it’s my professional opinion they’re suffering from the common condition known as, as –
        Major Depression? Bipolar? Personality Disorder?
        No, no, and no – it’s called BEING HUMAN –

        • THING IN COMMON –

          What do “Major Depression”, “Bipolar Disorder”, and “Personality Disorder “ each have in common???

          TRAUMA, TRAUMA, AND MORE TRAUMA –

        • THINGS IN COMMON –

          What do “Major Depressive Disorder”, “Bipolar Disorder” and “Personality Disorder” all have in common???

          TRAUMA, TRAUMA, AND MORE TRAUMA –

        • CHEERS AND SNEERS –

          What’s with you? Every time I turn around you’re posting on the internet! What in Sam Hill are you trying to do?

          Raise some hackles and get a few cackles –

          • SNEERS AND CHEERS –

            What’s with you? Every time I turn around, you’re posting on the internet! What in Sam Hill are trying to do?

            Raise some hackles and get a few cackles –

        • CAN’T DECIDE?

          Can’t figure out what to name your kids? Don’t bother – sooner or later some “therapist” will do it for you –

          • CRUEL FOOLS –

            What are “therapists”?
            JOB SNOBS –

            What is are “therapists” who call themselves “artists”?
            CRUEL JOB SNOBS –

            What is “psychotherapy”?
            COVERT CRUELTY –

        • WHO KNEW???

          “Therapists” are surprisingly boring people who somehow despite appearances succeed at making lucrative “careers” living vicariously through the lives of others.

          One would never guess they possess such latently opportunistic natures, yet time after time such dullards learn to combine their compulsion for distraction with their inarguably voyeuristic tendencies in order to avoid living their own lives.
          Yet there they are, wandering aimlessly and carelessly through lives of unsuspecting “clients” who somehow fail to notice these “experts” do little more than nod their empty heads while charging them exorbitant fees for something they could very well do on their own for nothing.

          But as with most boring people, most boring “therapists” are creatures of their most boring educational environments, which to a certain extent explains why they’re such underwhelming examples the so-called “educated”. And for all their “educational” efforts, they’ve learned little and know how to do even less, except mouth the psychological platitudes of the day while raising their fees with each passing year –

          • WILL WONDERS NEVER CEASE?

            “Therapists” are surprisingly boring people who somehow, despite all appearances, succeed at making lucrative “careers” living vicariously through the lives of others.

            One would never guess they harbor such latently opportunistic natures, yet time after time such dullards manage to combine their compulsion for emotional distraction and professional distinction with their undeniably voyeuristic tendencies in order to avoid living their own lives.

            And off they go, bound and determined to spend their days meandering aimlessly and carelessly through the lives of unsuspecting “clients” who somehow fail to notice these “experts” do little more than nod their empty heads while charging them exorbitant fees for something they could do very well on their own for next to nothing.

            But like most boring people, most boring “therapists” remain enthusiastic believers in what essentially amounted a most boring “education”, that, to certain extent, explains why they’re such uninspiring examples of the so-called “educated”. Yet for all their “educational” efforts, they know little and how to do even less, except mouth the psychological platitudes of the day while raising their fees with each passing year –

              • A MATTER OF DEGREE?

                What’s the difference between a pompous “therapist”, a presumptuous “therapist”, and a pretentious “therapist”?

                It’s often a matter of “degree” –
                However, sometimes you get all three –

                The pompous ones are the stupidest –
                The presumptuous ones are the most annoying –
                While the pretentious ones are the meanest –

                • SCARED SHITLESS –

                  What scares the shit outta “therapists”?

                  WHEN THEY REALIZE YOU’VE GOT MORE BALLS AND BRAINS THAN THEY DO –

          • CLARIFICATIONS –

            What is “emotional distraction”?
            Focusing on other people rather than yourself –

            What is “professional distinction”?
            Something obnoxious people think makes their opinions matter more than others (i.e. “therapists”) –

            What are “therapists”?
            Fools trained to think they know EVERYTHING and are ALWAYS RIGHT, and are therefore above reproach –

            • What are “therapists”?

              A distressingly common collection of fundamentally immature and privately insecure people who’ve never outgrown the excessive need for external validation, a need they unconsciously seek to gratify through their “clients”, a devoted coterie of remarkably uncritical and woefully dependent admirers –

              • CLARIFICATIONS:

                Define voyeuristic –
                Deriving or relating to enjoyment from seeing the pain or distress of others, (one of the defining characteristics of most “therapists”) –

                Define twiddly –
                Something curly or decorative, especially in an unnecessary way, i.e. trifling –
                (THE fundamental characteristic of “dyadic psychotherapy”) –

                • What are “therapists”?

                  People unable to meet their emotional needs through themselves and personal relationships based equality and reciprocity.

                  People whose rampant insecurities drive them to be constantly establishing a series of counterfeit, revolving-door “relationships” based on artificially created dynamics in which they can and unfortunately do claim to have “authority” –

                  People who thrive on exerting power to extract both money and admiration from an adoring audience of “clients” –

                • Define “trifling” –
                  Petty, insignificant, dishonest, shady, not worthy of trust, superficial –

            • WHAT IS IT?

              What is “dyadic psychotherapy”?

              The blueprint for unhealthy relationships –

              The prime example of infantilizing relationships based on an outmoded, top-down hierarchy –

              The tragic manifestation of a profoundly sick society –

              • What are “therapists”?

                People who rely on power and charm to extract money and admiration from “clients” who are none the wiser –

                • LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT –

                  What is “psychotherapy”?

                  A self perpetuating and financially rewarding loop of “repetition compulsion” that just happens to be the most moronic and expensive form of “repetition compulsion” out there –

                  Whose “repetition compulsion” is it? The “clients”, or the “therapist’s”?

                  Clearly it’s the “therapist’s” – as “therapy” provides them not only a way to profit financially (often to indisputably unreasonable degrees), but to privately and unconsciously
                  act out their own “repetition compulsions” on unsuspecting “clients”, who’ve (surprise, surprise), been led to believe their “therapist’s” motives are purely altruistic –

            • CLARIFICATIONS –

              What is “emotional distraction”?
              Something therapists indulge in to keep from focusing on themselves –

              What is “professional distinction”?
              Something obnoxious people (i.e. “therapists”) think makes their opinions mean more than others –

              What are “therapists”?
              A group of laughably pretentious people who confuse their grandiosity with delusions altruism –

          • HOODWINKED –

            I’m so excited! My therapists tell me they’re conducting thought experiments, you know, for research and stuff – isn’t that grand?!

            Nope, nope – not grand at all – all they’re doing is playing mind games, and you can bet they’ve been playing them on you all this time –

            You mean they’ve been playing me for a fool?

            Yep, like a violin –

            Oh how awful! But why?

            Because they’re “therapists”, meaning it’s the nature of the beast –

            That sounds horrible!

            Well what can I say?! They’re nothing but a bunch of fuckiin’ therapists, for God’s sake – anyway, you’re better off knowing what the heck you’re dealing with before you wind up chronicled in one of their useless crap-shit research papers –

            • GAG ORDERED –

              How can you tell if someone’s a “therapist”?

              By the stupid words they use:
              “Resonate”
              “Vulnerable”
              “Healed”
              “Empathic”
              “Authentic”
              “Passion”
              “Committed”
              “Core “
              “Closure”
              “Disease”
              “Disorder”
              “Dysfunction”

              And what are the two stupidest??
              The two words synonymous with stupidity:

              “THERAPY” AND “THERAPIST” –

        • WELL SUITED –

          It’s so exciting! My therapists tell me they conduct thought experiments! Isn’t that grand!

          Nope – all they’re doing is “conducting” MIND GAMES, which only makes sense –

          Makes sense? What do you mean, ”makes sense”?

          It means they’re doing things suited to their secretly manipulative personalities –

          You mean “therapists” have manipulative personalities?

          You bet –

          Even the nice ones –

          Ohhh yeah – it comes with the territory – in fact, those are the ones you REALLY need to be careful of –

          • WITHOUT A DOUBT –

            Why in the world do you so dislike psychotherapy and psychotherapists?

            Because it’s an artificial relationship based on a power imbalance that favors the clinician over the client and it’s established and maintained through financial means.
            I fail to see how these dynamics can create anything resembling a healthy relationship.

            A power imbalance by its very nature creates a dependence in clients that is intensified by therapists who are trained to view themselves as the experts rather than their clients. Dynamics like these can lead to clients getting stuck living out a therapist’s narrative rather than following their own instincts and intuition. And while these dynamics are by no means limited to dyadic psychotherapy, society’s relentless promotion of dyadic psychotherapy as the ideal furthers this dependence.

            Another drawback is the mistaken notion that the benefits of dyadic psychotherapy are the sole province of dyadic psychotherapy. Add to this the undeniable fact that psychotherapists stand to benefit both financially and professionally from their irresponsible spreading of this wholly erroneous information.

            And although discouraging, it seems psychotherapists have great success promoting themselves more than anything else, as their genius for creating needs where none previously existed coincides beautifully with satisfying their own. Their ability to simultaneously fashion two such brilliant manifestations can only be described as truly remarkable.

            However, in spite of their resourcefulness, psychotherapists universally fail to see that clients are better served knowing that dyadic psychotherapy is by no means their only viable option.

            And it seems therapists’ reluctance and/or refusal to inform clients of such vital information can only be attributed to the fact that therapists have a financial incentive in maintaining their status quo – which proves their motives are selfish.

            And of this I have no doubts –

            • BOOK CLUBBED –

              I think you’re horrible! You say such awful things about therapists!

              Well that’s what they are in my book –

              Well not in mine!

              Well I’m not reading yours, so fuck off –

              • SEND A POSTCARD –

                I don’t get it – every year around the holidays and the start of summer my therapist hands me a more serious diagnosis – and sometimes more than one!

                Ones that charge more, I’ll bet –

                Yes, but why?

                Get a clue – what does everyone want around those times?

                Time off?

                Anything else?

                More money?

                Bingo –

        • BITTER-SWEET –

          The “therapist” –
          I think you sound bitter –

          The “client” –
          Bitter? Bitter?? You BET I’m bitter! And what’s wrong with being “bitter”??? I guess that’s not on your “checklist” – or should I call it your shit-list? So listen and learn, you asshole – being “bitter” is how a lot of people feel are once they wise up to the crap you’re pulling! And my goodness! It’s part of the “process” (one of your favorite words) now isn’t it??? And let me tell you one more thing, you MOTHER-FUCKING, BLOOD-SUCKING BOZO – feeling “bitter” feels GREAT! And it’s the BEST THING that’s happened to me as far as you and this bullshit “therapy” is concerned!! And as for my being “bitter” – let’s see who’s “bitter” once I walk outta here for the last time without leaving you a fuckin’ check!!!

          • CANCEL CULTURED –

            So what’s the difference between grandiosity and altruism?

            Well, with therapists there’s no difference –

            No difference? How so??

            Because therapists DEMAND PAYMENT – which automatically cancels out any claims of true altruism –

            And since most therapists have enough temerity to make such outlandish claims, their actions make it very easy to see evidence of therapists’ unmistakable, defining, and ultimately overriding grandiosity –

            • “Temerity”? “Overriding grandiosity”?
              What are you talking about??

              Oh, cool off, you silly hothead! I’m talking about my own hard-won “experience” with the most pompous, self-satisfied, self-deluding people on the face of the earth, namely “therapists”, AND psychiatrists, AND therapists of ALL persuasions. And I like to think, if it’s all right with you, that there’s enough people with enough good sense who happen to agree with me – but hopefully not through their own trying experience –
              And what about YOU? You don’t seem to have anything to say on the matter, which isn’t surprising as you’ve never seemed to exhibit much curiosity about anything –

              Well I can’t say I relate to your experience – but you’ve certainly made a case for my future exploration –

              • WHAT’S WRONG WITH THERAPISTS?

                Cowards that hide behind a “professional” mask
                and label anything they don’t like as “unhealthy” –

                • WHAT’S WRONG WITH THERAPISTS?

                  They’re cowards who hide behind a professional mask while labeling anything they don’t like as “unhealthy” –

          • CANCEL CULTURED –

            So what’s all this about therapists, grandiosity and altruism?

            Well therapists don’t know the difference –

            Therapists don’t know the difference?

            Yes, therapists think they’re being altruistic when all they really are is grandiose –

            What makes them grandiose?

            Accepting payment –

            Oh – now I get it – true altruism is doing things for others without expecting something in return –

            Yes, so therapists expectation of payment cancels out their claims of altruism –

            So why do therapists call themselves altruistic?

            BECAUSE THERAPISTS ARE GRANDIOSE!!!

      • IN BAD FAITH –

        Psychiatry’s not science.
        Psychiatry’s not medicine.
        It’s a religion –

        Because it changes “diagnoses” like people change religions, and only “works” if you believe it –

      • MOTIVATIONAL PSYCHIATRY – A 21st Century Invention –

        THEIR OBJECTIVES:

        1. Gain your trust
        2. Tell you your problems are chronic
        3. Talk you into ingesting their “medications” FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE –

        THEIR MOTIVATIONS:
        Permanent employment – FOR THEM!!!

        • STRIKE UP THE BAND –
          It’s time for (drumroll) DIAGNOSTIC BINGO!!!

          There was a “Doc” who was a Crock and FAKE-O
          was the name, oh!
          F-A-K-E-O!
          F-A-K-E-O!!
          F-A-K-E-O!!!
          And LIAR is the name – OH!!!

          • NO STRINGS ATTACHED (ode to psych drugs sing-a-long) –

            I got no drugs to hold me down –
            To make me laugh or make me frown –
            I had drugs but now I’m free –
            I got no drugs in me –

            Hi-ho the me-ri-o, it’s the only way for me –
            I want the world to know it’s the only way to be –

            I got no pills, oh yes I’m done –
            I’m not tied up to anyone –
            Docs have strings as you well know –
            It’s really time for them to go!

            • NO STRINGS ATTACHED
              Ode to Psych Drugs sing-a-long
              (Please refer to the song “l Got No Strings”) –

              I got no drugs to hold me down –
              To make me laugh or make me frown-
              I had drugs, but now I’m free –
              There are no drugs in me!

              Hi-ho! the me-ri-o!
              It’s the only way for me –
              I want the world to know it’s the only place to be!

              I got no “Doc”, oh yes I’m done –
              And now I’m having lots more fun –
              “Docs” are drags as you may know –
              It’s really time for them to go!

          • WHO ARE YOU?

            Well, I don’t know what the heck to make of all this – I don’t even know who the hell you are anymore! I thought you HATED writin’, and now you’re goin’ at like there’s no tomorrow!! For Pete’s Sake, the next thing you know, you’re gonna be callin’ yourself a writer!!!

            Well, I, I don’t know about that –

            Well, just what would you call yourself???

            The Mouse That Roared –

            • MOONLIGHT SERENADE –

              Here’s a song to sing to your “therapist” –

              I see you and you see me –

              BUT NOW YOU’RE THE ONE WITH ANXIETY –

        • CREATING MONSTERS –

          What’s “psychiatry”?
          It’s where medical doctors treat emotional problems –
          That’s strange…
          That’s why it’s called the “Frankenstein of Medicine”-

        • BEEN THERE, DONE THAT –

          What makes you think you now so much?
          I don’t know so much – I know too much!
          Believe you me, I’m not mistaken in my bellyachin’!

        • THE SERENDIPITY OF ANXIETY –

          What a crazy day I’ve had – good, but crazy –

          You had a crazy day? I thought ya said your life couldn’t get any crazier!

          Well, I did, but after today, I think things are gonna finally settle down –

          Well, now ya got me totally confused –

          I’m sorry – well, ya know I saw that “therapist”, ya know, the one I’ve been tryin’ to get rid of?

          Yesss….

          Well, it’s finally happened!

          Do you mean to tell me you dumped that chump?

          I suuure did –

          Well Land Sakes! tell me how ya did it!

          Well, I, I just did what ya told me to, ya know, “be myself” –

          And, and –

          Well, when I was myself, I got thrown out!!

          Well if THAT don’t beat all!!!

      • STRIKE UP THE BAND –
        It’s time for (drumroll) DIAGNOSTIC BINGO!!!

        There was a Doc who was a Crock and FAKE-O
        was the name, oh!
        F-A-K-E-O!
        F-A-K-E-O!!
        F-A-K-E-O!!!
        And LIAR is the name – NO!!!

        • COARSE LOADED –

          I’m so excited!
          I just applied to GBNBFPU!

          Oh, I’m sorry, I’m not familiar with that –

          Oh, you know – it’s Great Big Brand Name Fancy Pants University –

          Why yes, now I remember – my goodness, you must be looking forward to lots of studying. What courses do you plan to take?

          Psychology, neurology, you know, lots of stuff about brain science – it’s all the rage!

          That does sound exciting – do keep me posted!

          I will!

          (silently) Too bad they don’t have courses in ingenuity, nuance or common sense –

        • MOONLIGHT SERENADE

          Here’s a song to sing to your “therapist” –

          I see you and you see me –
          But now you’re the one with ANXIETY!!!

        • PLAIN INSANE –

          Listen, honey – I know you’s upset, but there’s more to life than to live to complain –

          I don’t live to complain! I live to explain –

          • EXPLAIN INSANE –

            Listen, honey – I know you’s upset, but there’s more to life than to live to complain –

            I don’t live to complain – I live to explain!

        • THE GRIPE IS RIGHT –

          Can’t you stop griping about “therapy”?
          You’re giving me an upset stomach –

          I’m sorry – but I’m not mistaken in my bellyachin’

        • PILLS AND BILLS –

          That psychiatrist of yours ain’t no slouch –
          What are you talking about? You hated the jerk!
          Cool down – I got the number –
          So what’s the number??
          Well, you heard ‘em talk about how “it takes a village”?
          Well, yeah, I heard – so what?
          They know it don’t take a village – they know
          IT TAKES A PILL-AGE!!!

          • PILLS AND BILLS –

            That “psychiatrist” of yours ain’t no slouch –
            Ain’t no slouch? What are you talking about?
            I thought you hated the jerk!
            Cool down – I got their number –
            And what’s their number?
            Well, you heard ‘em talk about how it “takes a village”?
            Yeah, I heard it – so what?
            They know it don’t take no village –
            IT TAKES A PILLAGE!!!
            Shit, yeah!

        • WELL SUITED –

          It’s so exciting! My “therapists” say they conduct thought experiments! Isn’t that grand?

          No, it just means they’re into glorified mind games, which makes sense –

          Makes sense?

          It means they’re doing something that suits their manipulative personalities –

          • CRUEL FOOLS –

            What are “therapists”?
            JOB SNOBS –

            What are “therapists”:who call themselves “artists”?
            CRUEL JOB SNOBS –

            What is “psychotherapy”?
            COVERT CRUELTY –

              • GOOD FOR THE GOOSE???

                What do therapists do when clients stop taking their shit and stand up for themselves?

                Therapists label them bullies and narcissists –

                And what does that make therapists?

                Bullies and narcissists –

        • HAVE NO REGRETS –

          Sake’s alive! Ain’t you never quittin’ your bitchin’? I’m up to my eyeballs with you and all your friggin’ therapy shit! You were fine until you started seeing that loon –

          Uhhh….okay –

          • THERAPISTS’ VERBAL FLATULENCE:

            “Mindful”
            “Journey”
            “Issues”
            “Resonate”
            “Empower”
            “Empathic”
            “Authentic”
            “Resilience”
            “Manifest”
            “Experience”
            “Intention”
            “Core”
            “Vulnerable”
            “Healing”
            “Triggered”
            “Process”
            “Committed”
            “Grounded”
            “Passion”
            “Cleansing”
            “Toxic”
            “Challenge”
            “Closure”
            “Intervention”
            “Disease”
            “Disorder”
            “Dysfunctional”
            “Therapy”
            “Therapists”

            • IT’S A GIVEN –

              But I thought therapists were trained in interpretive skills –

              That’s what they say, but interpretive “skills” are an intuitive gift, not an acquired “thing” –

              • LET’S TALK ART –

                Why is it wrong to call “therapy” an art?

                Because it objectifies those seeking help –

                Define objectify –
                1. Degrade to the status of a mere object –
                2. To treat a person like a tool or a toy –
                3. The act of disavowing the humanity of others –

                Then why do therapists call therapy an art?

                To elevate and entertain themselves at a client’s expense –

                • IS PSYCHOTHERAPY AN ART?

                  No – not even close –

                  Then what is it?

                  A way for therapists to leech off clients while living vicariously through them, only to blame them when things go wrong, but claim credit when things go right –

      • MIND GAMES OR MIND FRAMES???

        People don’t have “mental illness” –
        They have mental STATES –

        People don’t have personality “disorders”?
        They have personality PATTERNS –

        • LOONEY TUNED –

          I don’t know about you, but I’m fit to be tied, what with you and all your crazy caterwauling about “therapy” –
          You went and saw the kook and now you’re crazier than a loon!!!

          • LOONY TUNED –

            I don’t know about you, but I know I’m fit to be tied, what with you howlin’ at the moon like a werewolf ‘bout all this “therapy” shit! You went and saw the kook, and now I think I’m ready for the loony bin!!!

              • LET’S TALK ART –

                Why is it wrong to call “therapy” an art?

                Because it objectifies those seeking help –

                Define Objectify –
                1. Degrade to the status of a mere object
                2. To treat a person like a tool or a toy
                3. The act of disavowing the humanity of others

                Then why do therapists call therapy an art?

                To entertain and exalt themselves at the client’s expense –

                • GORY GLORY HALLELUJAH –

                  What is “psychotherapy”?

                  A useless exercise in therapist self glorification and client exploitation –

                • What are “therapists” who call themselves “artists”?

                  CRUEL JOB SNOBS –

      • SECRET SAUCE –

        What’s all this “vulnerability” bullshit?
        It’s “therapists” favorite buzzword to get you to develop an unhealthy attachment to them.

      • NO STRINGS ATTACHED
        Ode to Psych Drugs sing-a-long
        (Please refer to the song “I Got No Strings”)

        I got no drugs to hold me down –
        To make me laugh or make me frown –
        I had drugs, but now I’m free –
        I got no drugs in me!

        Hi-ho! the me-ri-o!
        It’s the only way for me –
        I want the world to know it’s the only place to be!

        I got no “Docs”, oh yes I’m done –
        I’m not attached to anyone!
        “Docs” are drags, as you may know,
        It’s really time for them to go!

        • What are “therapists”?

          JOB SNOBS –

          What are “therapists” who call themselves “artists”?

          CRUEL JOB SNOBS –

            • Define Snob –
              A person who feels superior over others because of intelligence, education, social class or physical appearance –

              Synonym for snob –
              THERAPIST

                • APOSTASY HYPOCRISY –

                  How can you tell if “therapists” are frauds?

                  When they say they’ve done self therapy – BUT ARE STILL SEEING “CLIENTS” –

      • SOUR POWER FROM THE IVORY TOWER –

        What’s one of the worst things in that stupid and sorry excuse of a “relationship” called “psychotherapy”?
        There’s so many and so much I hardly know where to begin, but if by any chance you happen to be especially sensitive to insulting psychodynamics, or don’t particularly care for having your freedom snatched out from under you at the drop of a hat, I kindly advise you to take note of the following words: POWER IMBALANCE/DIFFERENTIAL –
        It’ll do you in EVERY TIME – I guarantee it –
        It’s what constitutes the rotten and rotting core of each and every “psychotherapeutic relationship” –
        But if you’ve developed a taste for bullshit, by all means have at it –
        But one thing’s for sure – it doesn’t do the you, the “client” or you, the “patient” one damn bit a good, and it can harm you, ONE HELLUVA LOT, mark my words –
        Because it gives your “wonderful” “therapist” carte blanche to lock you in the looney bin whenever they like for as long as they like – and what you say counts for nothing –
        And above all, realize this important fact – ALL “therapists” get off on it, even the most seemingly benign ones – they call it their drugless Viagra, and it works like a charm – take my word for it –

        But that’s neither here nor there – my point is to RAISE YOUR AWARENESS – to keep you in the loop and in the know about such distressing things so you won’t – one fine day – end up on the wrong side of your “lovely” “therapist” wondering where in the world your freedom went –

        • LIFTING THE VEIL –

          What’s one of the worst things in that stupid and sorry excuse of a “relationship” called “psychotherapy”?

          There’s so many and so much I hardly know where to begin, but if by any chance you happen to be especially sensitive to insulting psychodynamics, or don’t particularly care for having your freedom snatched out from under you at the drop of a hat, kindly take note of the following words:
          POWER IMBALANCE/DIFFERENTIAL –
          It’ll do you in, every time – I guarantee it –
          It’s what constitutes the rotten and rotting core of every “psychotherapeutic relationship” –
          But if you’ve developed a taste for bullshit, by all means, have at it –

          But one thing’s for sure – it doesn’t do you, the “client”, or you, the “patient” one damn bit of good, and it can harm you, ONE HELLUVA LOT, mark my words –
          Because it gives your “wonderful” “therapist” carte blanche to lock you in the looney bin whenever they like for as long as they like – and whatever you say counts for nothing –

          And above all, know this important fact – ALL “therapists” get off on it, even the most seemingly benign ones – they call it their drugless Viagra, and it works like a charm – take my word for it –

          But that’s neither here nor there – my point is to raise your awareness, to keep you in the know and in the loop about such distressing things so you won’t, one fine day, end up on a wrong side of your “lovely” “therapist”, wondering where in the world your freedom went –

          • PEOPLE WHO COLLECT PEOPLE

            What makes you say “therapists” can’t meet their emotional needs through ordinary “relationships”?
            For Pete’s sake, can’t you see? It’s plain as day –
            Well I guess I’m stupid, so tell me –
            People who are satisfied with ordinary “relationships” don’t go looking for people to collect –
            Oh yeah…. you know, I always did wonder what made them want so many “relationships” –
            Yep – they’re what you call people hoarders –

            • PEOPLE WHO COLLECT PEOPLE –

              And why do you say “therapists” can’t meet their emotional needs through ordinary “relationships”?
              Well for Pete’s sake! Can’t you see? It’s as plain as day!!
              Well I don’t know! I guess I must be stupid!! So go ahead, smarty pants – YOU tell ME!!
              (Disgustedly) Alright – now listen closely (eye rolls and sigh) – people who are satisfied with ordinary “relationships” DON’T NEED to collect people, PERIOD –
              Oh….oh, now I see what you’re saying, well thank you, I always wondered why they liked so many “relationships” –
              Yep, it’s called “people hoarding” –

        • PEOPLE WHO COLLECT PEOPLE –

          What makes you say “therapists” can’t get their emotional needs met through ordinary means?
          Well for goodness sake, isn’t it obvious to you?
          Well no, so tell me, what is it?
          People who find enough satisfaction in ordinary relationships don’t seek out “careers” as “therapists” –
          Oh, okay, well thank you, I always wondered what drove them to do something so unnatural, you know, what makes them thirsty for so many “relationships” –
          Yeah – it’s really weird how much they like being stared at all day –

          • TOTALLY WEIRD?

            Weird is right, but it’s all so totally weird…. and why aren’t therapists” happy enough with ordinary “relationships”?
            Because they’re unconsciously nursing an overwhelming need to be adored and looked up to –
            Oh….but that sounds sad –
            It IS sad, but what they do to their “clients” is a whole lot sadder –

            • NO RESPITE –

              What do you mean “therapists” are a type of person?

              Just THAT, a type of person –

              Well WHAT type of person??

              “Therapists” are secretly insecure people always needing the upper hand in relationships –

              The upper hand?

              Yes, meaning they’re always looking to be head honcho in other people’s lives –

              You mean they like treating other adults like children –

              You GOT it – like children –

              What a bunch of sickos!!

              Sickos is right, only you can go one
              step further and safely call “therapists” a bunch of psychos –

              Wow….are they like that all the time?

              I would imagine, after all people’s insecurities never do seem to take a day off –

              • CRINGE BENEFITS –

                You’d think therapists would stop labeling if they knew how much damage they do –

                I wouldn’t –

                Why? I thought you believed in giving people the benefit of the doubt –

                I do – but therapists don’t see, or if they do, don’t care, enough about the damage they do, which shows what kind of people they are –

                What kind of people are they?

                The kind that aren’t for your benefit –

                What does THAT mean?

                That means if they heard this conversation they’d label BOTH of us –

                • BLACK EYES AND PLAGIARIZED –

                  So what is “art”?

                  Art is said to be many things, and some even say it’s everything – but there’s one thing art is definitely not –

                  And what is that?

                  “Therapy” –

                  And why is that?

                  Because the only thing in “therapy” that’s “art” are the “clients” themselves – their thoughts, their feelings, their words, their very lives are what’s art – and nothing else in “therapy” is –

                  But art is about interpretation, isn’t it? So therapists are just interpreting their clients –

                  I wouldn’t call it interpreting – that’s too fine a word for “therapists” and their bullshit “therapy” –

                  So what would you call it?

                  Guesswork – and YOUR guess is as good as theirs, any day of the week –

                  But what if a therapist happens to be right?

                  If a therapist happens to be right, all it means is a therapist happens to be right – but that’s as far as it goes, so they’ve NO claim to “art” –

                  Oh – so therapy’s nothing but a guessing game?

                  Pretty much –

                  So why do therapists call “therapy” an art?

                  Who knows! I guess they think it sounds good – but know this –
                  if a therapist doesn’t like you, they’ll paint an ugly picture of you and blame it on you –
                  but if they DO like you, they’ll take credit for EVERYTHING –

              • WITHOUT A DOUBT –

                Just what is your problem with dyadic psychotherapy and psychotherapists anyway?

                The fact it’s an artificial relationship based on a power imbalance that is established and maintained through financial means are the main reasons among many for my concerns.

                I fail to see how such dynamics create anything resembling a healthy relationship between adults.
                A power imbalance by its very nature only serves to foster a client’s dependence, a dependence intensified by therapists who are explicitly trained to view themselves as the experts rather than their clients. Dynamics of this kind can lead clients to getting stuck living out a therapist’s narrative rather than following their own instincts and intuition. And while these dynamics are by no means limited to psychotherapeutic relationships, society’s relentless promotion of dyadic psychotherapy as the ideal only serves to further such dependence,

                Another drawback is the mistaken notion that the benefits of dyadic psychotherapy are the sole province of dyadic psychotherapy. Adding to this problem is the reality that therapists stand to benefit both financially and professionally from the spreading of such erroneous information. This should be of great concern.

                It would seem therapists have had their greatest success promoting themselves more than anything else, as their genius for creating need where none previously existed coincides beautifully with satisfying their own. Their ability to fashion two such a brilliant manifestations simultaneously can only be described as truly remarkable.

                However, in spite of such resourcefulness, therapists have universally failed to see that clients would be better served knowing that dyadic psychotherapy is by no means the only path to healing.

                It would also seem therapists’ reluctance and/or failure to inform clients of such vital information can only be adequately explained by the fact that therapists have financial incentive in maintaining their status quo – which only goes to prove their motives are selfish.

                And of this I have no doubts –

                • KINKS, JINX AND FORTY WINKS –

                  How can you tell when therapists are frauds?

                  When they say they’ve done self therapy – BUT ARE STILL SEEING CLIENTS –

      • BREAKING NEWS –

        Academic Psychiatry has silently acquiesced to the Pharmaceutical Faction –
        (right under our noses) –
        They’ve secretly forfeited anything resembling intellectual or emotional integrity –
        (not that they ever had any in the first place) –

        Pharmaceutical Fascists now rule the roost –

        • But psychiatry hasn’t entirely outlived its usefulness –
          It will forever keep doing its level-best by faithfully acting (out) as Pharmacology’s emotionally incompetent, ham-fisted, and ever-so-obedient flying monkeys –

          • But Psychiatrists haven’t entirely outlived their usefulness –
            They’ll forever keep doing their level-best by faithfully acting (out) as Big Pharma’s emotionally incompetent, ham-fisted, and ever-so-obedient flying monkeys –

              • What are two of the biggest BULLSHIT LIES ever told?

                1. That you have a “chemical imbalance”, and
                2. That you need “medication” THE REST OF YOUR LIFE –

                And who tells these lies?

                PSYCHIATRY!!!

                • FACE VALUES –

                  In life it’s good to have values –
                  To know your values –
                  And live your values –

                  So what are your values?
                  To put it another way,
                  What things are most important to you?
                  And these are for you to decide –
                  And you alone –

                  But this is where “therapists” (though they’ll vociferously deny this) tend to get out of line –

                  So what ARE their values”?
                  Have they any “values”?
                  They won’t tell you very much –
                  But you can guess what these are just by virtue of the “profession” they’ve chosen –
                  Which says their values are pretty cockeyed –
                  And ones they’ve never truly faced –

                • DON’T, JUST DON’T –

                  DON’T let
                  Psychiatrists beguile you with their useless education, pretentious language and silly degrees –

                  Because they’re NOT medical doctors –

                  They’re medical DECEIVERS –

                • And what is Psychiatry?

                  A PHARMACEUTICAL cancer on society –

                  And what are Psychiatrists?

                  Big Pharma’s tone-deaf minstrels and minions –

                • IT’S THE HUMAN CONDITION –

                  Some people get anxious-
                  SO WHAT –
                  Some people get “depressed “ –
                  IMAGINE THAT –
                  Some people hear voices –
                  BIG FUCKING DEAL –

                  Why do these scare the pants off Psychiatrists?

                  Because they’re FUCKING CHICKEN
                  LITTLES who only know “load’em up, drug’em up” and are terrified of the human condition – (and couldn’t find their way out of a paper bag) –

                • What is Psychiatry?

                  An echo chamber of stiff-necked, label-mad fanatics who seek to control anyone they view as “abnormal” –

                • AT YOUR OWN RISK –

                  People, who in any capacity, work in (or more accurately FOR) the “mental health” industrial complex can’t be trusted –

                  You need to be careful – even in some dippy “therapist’s” cozy looking office –

                  You’re NOT in a safe place –

                  Unfortunately, too many people go into “therapy” not knowing what they’re getting into – which isn’t their fault –
                  As few (if any) “therapists” have enough guts, gumption, or just plain goodness to open up and tell them what they could be facing –

                  But it’s not their priority to let people know the true lay of the land –
                  They’re not about to give up their POWER –
                  The stark reality is that you’ve entered a psychological mine/mind field –
                  Where therapists” hold ALL the power –

                  There’s no “therapeutic” value in these types of relationships –
                  How can there be when the possibility/threat of being “medically/mentally” incarcerated just for saying the wrong word hangs like a bat in the corner –

                  So before entering some idiot “therapist’s” temple of doom, ask yourself, “WHY am I willing to PAY someone who has the power to ROB MY FREEDOM???”

                • IT’S LUNCHTIME –
                  So chew on this –

                  You need to know the law –
                  Not some scarily quixotic “therapist” –
                  Who’s more than happy to feast on YOUR lunch (make that your life) –
                  ON YOUR DIME –

                  So quickly make an excuse –
                  And quickly exit –

                  Leaving them the bill –

                • IT’S THE HUMAN CONDITION – not a human bank –

                  Suffering is a part of the human condition – but this isn’t meant to suggest that abuse should be normalized or tolerated. Rather it’s meant to convey the sad fact that there’s a good number of (unconsciously?) nefarious individuals (i.e. psychiatrists, etc.) who seek to confuse your condition with some scary sounding “diagnosis” –

                  One good thing to remember is this –
                  “The greater the problem, the greater the profit” –
                  But here’s a better version –
                  “The greater YOUR problem (condition), the greater THEIR profit” –

                  Those who make money off the emotional pain of the human condition aren’t to be trusted. And if you doubt that, just ask yourself THIS question – Are your problems their payday?
                  NOW how’s your condition???

                  Think about it – it’s a great business model – they can profit off the human condition!!
                  And since they’ve solved the issue of supply and demand (fake illness/ “diagnosis”), why not talk you into their illusion of illness for a lifetime? for generations even!!!

                  Therapists pick up where your parents left off, and therapists think it’s a good thing – but it’s NOT – because therapy just becomes an expensive and stigmatizing continuation of intergenerational abuse – only now your condition is worse because you NOW have a “diagnosis” AND hefty bill to pay.

                  But here’s the secret therapists will NEVER tell you –
                  That YOU can heal your human condition – ON YOUR OWN – just look up self therapy –

                  Now THAT’S a condition you can bank on –

                • If your human condition has you considering “therapy”, just remember these two words – PROFIT MOTIVE –
                  Then look up self therapy –

                  Now THAT’S a condition YOU can bank on –

                • IT’S THE HUMAN CONDITION – or is it the human bank?

                  You may be stressed, you may be traumatized – it’s the human condition – but this DOES NOT automatically mean you need therapy” –

                  The LAST thing you should do is let your problem become someone’s payday –
                  Because if you do, it’s sure to last a lifetime –

                  And on THAT you can bank –

                • A silent battle is raging –

                  Psychotherapy’s no cozy kumbaya –
                  It’s a silent and crafty coup d’etat –
                  That ends in a silent and deadly coup de grace –

                • Stop funding Emotional Prostitutes –
                  Stop worshiping at the Church of of Perpetual Pill Peddlers

                  Stop believing idiots who swear by the great book of Psychiatric Mythology (DSM)

                • If you’re lucky, they’ll soon come a day when you realize there’s more to do in life than giving “therapists” EMOTIONAL BLOW JOBS –

                • IT’S “i” TIME –

                  Before entering the quagmire known as “psychotherapy”, get ready to experience THE FOUR “i’s” in the following order:

                  1. intimidation
                  2. infatuation
                  3. indoctrination
                  5. infantilization

                • MRS. KRAVTIZ GOT A DEGREE –

                  What’s one of hardest things to find in life?

                  A safe place to express yourself –

                  Which is what “psychotherapy” claims to be –
                  But it’s not –

                  For some people, talking about trauma only makes things worse –
                  That’s why privacy is so key –
                  So you can pace yourself –
                  And not have to deal with some nosey, pushy, heavy handed, “therapist” trained in badgering and browbeating –
                  Completely convinced they know what’s what –
                  They’re like a monkey on your back –
                  And for some odd reason, they seem to get a charge out of it –

                  “Therapists” are what make “therapy” a pile of shit –

                  And who was it that called psychiatry emotional rape?
                  Oh, yes – Dr. Szasz –

                • Psychotherapy’s not some cozy kumbaya –
                  It’s a silent and crafty coup d’etat (therapy) –
                  That ends with a silent and deadly coup de grace (psych meds) –

                  So be careful of overenthusiastic “therapists” just dying to sink their teeth into your traumatized psychic flesh –
                  You can almost see the dollar signs spinning in their eyes –

                  And if you doubt that, just ask them to do it for free –
                  And just wait for the reaction you get –
                  That’ll be worth the price of admission –
                  But you’ve seen this movie before –
                  Which begs the question –
                  How has the human race lasted this long?
                  Which isn’t to say it’s in a good place now –
                  But healing childhood trauma’s become trendy –

                  And you know what THAT means –

                • Therapy’s a fake “relationship” that’ll drive you crazy and leave you broke –
                  Especially if you’ve any common sense –
                  So be ready to lose it –
                  FAST –

                  You see, “therapists” have had the common sense beaten out of them at “university” –

                  And guess who’s paying for THAT bill?

                • THE ROAD TO HELL IS PAVED WITH GOOD INTENTIONS –

                  Whoever said words are cheap never went to “therapy” –

                  So when your “therapist” starts using words like “sacred” or “beautiful” that’ll be your cue to run for the hills as fast as you can –
                  Because it means you’re being snowed –

                • THE ROAD TO HELL IS PAVED WITH GOOD INTENTIONS –

                  Whoever said words are cheap never went to therapy –

                  So when your “therapist” starts using words like “sacred” or “beautiful”, that’ll be your cue to run for the hills as fast as you can –
                  Because you’re being snowed –

                  Shit yeah….

                • “Therapists” aren’t “healers” –
                  They hypnotize you through their remoteness –
                  To promote their illusion of grandiosity –
                  They call it “transference” –
                  But it’s emotional seduction –

                • BULLSEYE

                  What happens when you call out a “psychiatrist/therapist” out on their bullshit?

                  MORE BULLSHIT!!!

                • BULLSEYE –

                  What happens when you call out a “psychiatrist/therapist” on their bullshit –

                  MORE BULLSHIT!!!

                • ADVANTAGE POINTS –

                  What’s the major flaw in psychiatry and psychotherapy?
                  That it’s created from a therapist’s point of view –

          • The best way to heal trauma?

            PRIVATELY –

            In YOUR OWN time –
            In YOUR OWN way –

            WITHOUT “therapy”, labels, or “meds” –

            • ATTENTION ALL MOTHER-FUCKERS –

              “Therapy” is a fake “relationship” that’ll drive you crazy and leave you broke –

              Especially if you’ve any common sense –
              So get ready to lose it –
              FAST –

              Because “therapists” have had the common sense beaten out of them at “university” –

              And guess who’s paying for THAT bill?

              • Define Mother-Fucker –

                1. a despicable or very unpleasant person or thing –
                2. a person or thing of specified kind, especially one that is formidable, remarkable, or impressive in some way –
                So take your pick –

              • HEAVEN FORBID –

                If you’re thinking of seeing a “therapist”,
                Say your prayers and think again –
                As you may very well fall into what some so aptly refer to as the
                SEVEN CIRCLES OF PSYCHIATRIC HELL –

                Which are:
                1. Intimidation
                2. Infatuation
                3. Indoctrination
                4. Incarceration
                5. Infantilization
                6. Insolvency
                7. Insanity

                • I don’t know about YOUR therapists, but MINE walk on water!
                  Their words absolutely RESONATE!

                  Oh – that’s great –

                  And what about YOUR therapists? They couldn’t POSSIBLY be as good as MINE –

                  You’re right – but their words do manage to “resonate” quite clearly, in fact –

                  Oh really? How so?

                  LIKE A THUNDERCLAP FART!!!

            • IT’S “i” TIME –

              Before entering the quagmire known as “psychotherapy”, get ready to experience THE SIX “i’s” in the following order:

              1. intimidation
              2. infatuation
              3. indoctrination
              4. infantilization
              5. insolvency
              6. insanity

              • ART OF DEFLECTION

                When “therapists”master the Art of Deflection, they’re free to join The Order of Deflectors –
                Which means they’re “experts” at one thing, and one thing only –

                DEFLECTION –

                Which means if you start questioning any of their “therapeutic” antics, you’ll hear things like:
                “We’re hear to talk about you, not me” –
                “I can see you’re upset” –
                “Let’s focus on you” –
                You know the drill –

                Anything to get you off course –
                Anything to get you to doubt yourself –
                Anything to avoid your questions –
                Anything to avoid a real conversation –

                They don’t feel obligated to answer your questions in an honest, forthright way because they’re trained to think of themselves as above their clients –
                That they’re “the experts” –
                IN YOUR LIFE –

                And THAT’S the Art of Deflection?

                Sounds like The Artful Dodger –

                • Define artful dodger –

                  someone who is clever and manages to get out of difficult situations and avoid answering questions –

                  a pickpocket –

                  a crafty person who commits minor crimes or behaves in rather unscrupulous manner –

                  Sounds like a “therapist” to me –

            • HOCUS POCUS –

              “Therapists” don’t “heal” –
              They HYPNOTIZE –

              By “skillfully” using their wounding (and wounded) remoteness –
              Something they so cruelly delight in calling “transference” –

              But it’s a psychological seduction –
              That excites their ego –
              And promotes their carefully groomed grandiosity –

              • Need help quitting “therapy” –
                Try visualization –

                Just imagine your “therapist” wearing a pair of googly eyes –

                WITH DOLLAR SIGNS –

                • Need help quitting “therapy”?
                  Try visualization –

                  Just imagine your oaf of a “therapist” wearing a pair of googly eyes –

                  WITH DOLLAR SIGNS –

                • Need help quitting “therapy”?
                  Try visualization –

                  Just imagine your buffoon of a “therapist” wearing a pair of googly eyes –

                  WITH DOLLAR SIGNS –

                  THAT should do the trick –

            • Why, in this age of “authenticity”, do people still flock to the “therapist’s” couch?

              Can’t they see that “therapists” are on the TAKE?

              WHICH MEANS “THERAPY’S” ONE BIG FAKE!!!

              • GET REAL –

                So what’s all this blather about “being authentic”?

                And why do people think they’ll learn to “be authentic” in – of all places – “THERAPY”?
                Can’t they see that “therapists” are misguided birdbrains on the TAKE”?

                WHICH MAKES “THERAPY” ONE BIG FAKE!!

                • STARSTRUCK –

                  Some starry eyed “therapists” will feed you the line, “therapy is dear to my heart” –

                  Really.

                  If it’s so “dear”, why in the HELL aren’t THEY paying for it?

                  And WHY in the HELL are YOU willing to foot the bill their expensive infatuation?

                  If “therapists” find “therapy” so damn “dear”, LET THEM PAY FOR IT –

                  Bet it ain’t so “dear” now –

                • THINK FOR YOURSELF –

                  What are “psychiatrists/therapists”?

                  Your parents with a price tag –

                • IT IS WHAT IT IS –

                  It’s time to toss the word “therapy” out of “self therapy” –

                  Why?

                  Because “therapy” implies illness –
                  Because “therapy” implies vulnerability –
                  And these imply WEAKNESS –
                  Which makes people ideal targets for E.P.’s – (emotional predators, i.e. “therapists”) –

                  So why not call it what it is – INTROSPECTION –

                • DANCING WITH THE DEVIL –

                  Who wants to be “emotionally intimate” with someone they barely know?
                  I sure don’t –

                  In “therapy”, you never really know who the heck you’re dealing with because “therapists” hide behind a “professional” mask –
                  Which means you really don’t know who or what you’re dealing with –
                  And that’s just the way they like it –

                  So how do you feel about THAT?

                • TELLTALE

                  How can you tell that
                  “therapists” are more mixed up than the rest of us?

                  Because they choose to be “therapists” –

                  Which tells you all you need to know –

                • DANCING WITH THE DEVIL –

                  Who wants to be “emotionally intimate” with someone they barely know?
                  I sure don’t –

                  And in “therapy”, you don’t know who you’re dealing with because “therapists” hide behind a “professional” mask –

                  Which means you really never know WHO THE HECK YOU’RE DEALING WITH –
                  And that’s just the way they like it –

                  So how do you feel now???

                • THE RIGHT STUFF –

                  People don’t “need therapy” –
                  And they sure as hell don’t “need a therapist” –
                  People need information –
                  The RIGHT information –
                  So they can make what’s called AN INFORMED DECISION –
                  But people aren’t gonna find that in “therapy” –

                  Because “therapists” (which ALWAYS includes “psychiatrists” ), are “trained” to give themselves “authority” so they can keep “clients” in the dark (think of the bullshit they call “shared decisions”) –

                  Because “therapists” are “trained” to foster dependency in their “clients” (think co-dependent relationship) –

                  Because “therapists” are “trained” to believe – and “trained” to make their “clients” believe – that “therapists” are indispensable to the healing process – (think diagnoses, drugs, and that bullshit they call “transference”) –

                  BUT NONE OF THIS IS TRUE –

                  People have a right and need to know about the healing process –

                  So what is “the healing process”?
                  It’s knowing, grieving and thereby healing childhood (or any type) of trauma –

                  It’s something people can do ON THEIR OWN –
                  In their OWN way –
                  In their OWN time –
                  Without spending one red cent on some random asshole “therapist”, be it “psychiatrist”, “psychologist”, “social worker”, or any other damn fool with a “degree” and a fee who’s hitchin’ a ride
                  IN YOUR CAR AT YOUR EXPENSE and is either a backseat driver with the wrong directions or grabbin’ the fuckin’ wheel and driving you into the ground –

                  And “therapists” are the ones who walk away from the wreckage –
                  NOT YOU –

                  So it’s your decision –
                  Does that sound right to you?

                • STARSTRUCK –

                  Some starry-eyed “therapists” feed you the line, “therapy is dear to my heart” –

                  Oh really?

                  If they find it so “dear”, WHY AREN’T THEY PAYING FOR IT???

                  And WHY in the HELL are YOU willing to foot the bill for THEIR expensive infatuation??

                  If “therapists” find “therapy” so damn “dear”, LET THEM THEM PAY FOR IT –

                  Bet it ain’t so “dear “ now –

              • FROM FLAKE TO FAKE –

                What’s wrong? You look like you’ve just lost your best friend!

                I just did –

                How???

                They’re “a therapist” now –

                Oh… I see…. Now don’t tell me – they’re always “in therapist’s mode” –

                Always – whether it’s talk, text, or face-to-face!

                What a disgrace!

                Well next time, I’m calling ‘em Dr. Fake –

        • POWER OF SUGGESTION –

          “Therapy” isn’t some “beautiful” place –
          It’s a secretly evil place steeped in the power of suggestion –
          It’s a sophisticated game of monkey see, monkey do –
          And “therapists”, (being the passive aggressive types) will put you through your paces to suit their fancy –
          And if you fail to live up to their expectations, they’ll send you off to the drug lords –

                • ARTISTIC VALUES –

                  What does it mean when therapists say therapy’s an art?

                  It means they’re more interested in what THEY see than in what YOU say –

                  And what does it mean when therapists say they’re artists?

                  It means they think they’re better than the rest of us –

          • And why should you be skeptical when your “therapist” says they regard “therapy” as “sacred” or “beautiful”?

            Because money changes hands –
            Which changes EVERYTHING –

            • WHY IS “THERAPY” BAD FOR YOU?

              Because “therapists” see you as “sick” –

              Because they WANT you to be “sick” –
              Because they want you to STAY “sick” –

              So they can boost their egos and fatten their pocketbook –
              All in service of their “brilliant careers” –

              • DOLLARS AND SENSE –

                Oh! My therapists are soooo wonderful!!!

                Now this I gotta hear –

                They say therapists communicate in life’s universal language!!!

                And what’s THAT?

                Feelings!!!

                Feelings – okay – and what were they talking about by the end of your “session”???

                Uhhh….money –

                Now you’ve come to your senses –

                • FROM FLAKE TO FAKE –

                  What’s wrong? You look like you’ve just lost your best friend –

                  I just did –

                  How?

                  They’re “a therapist” now –

                  Oh… I see… Now don’t tell me – they’re always “in therapist mode” –

                  Always – whether it’s talk, text, or face-to-face –

                  What a disgrace!

                  Next time I’m calling ‘em Dr. Fake –

        • ALL IS NOT LOST –

          And while many people share many of the same personality addictions/flaws/foibles/quirks/kinks/peccadilloes or just plain peculiarities as their beloved therapist, the danger remains in the brutal fact that therapists have the authority to downgrade with labels, strip away people’s rights and freedoms, and that therapy itself is a fundamentally false relationship built on lopsided dynamics. No less appalling is the sad fact that therapists rarely, if ever, inform clients that dyadic psychotherapy isn’t their only viable option.

          And as for why something so inherently skewed as therapy and therapists has managed to not only achieve but maintain such widespread popularity only speaks to how disconnected and dissociated people allow themselves to remain.

          But all is not lost. Less well known is the positive fact that if left to their own devices, many people manage to find better and safer ways of healing than relying on the black hole of “therapy”, the avoidance of which allows them to protect their privacy, dignity, personal agency and pocketbooks from “therapy’s” stifling grip –

          • THIRD EYE BLIND –

            Many people, if left to their own devices, are capable of finding better and safer ways of healing than subjecting themselves to the intrusive, invalidating, infantilizing and soul sucking “process” of “dyadic psychotherapy”, their avoidance of which allows them to protect their privacy, dignity, personal agency, and pocketbooks from the prying and stifling grip of a “therapist”.

            So people who say they’re “healed” but still want to be a therapist not only have a lot to learn, but should stop and ask themselves just who in the heck needs healing anyway, as having such desires reveals they’re still seeing things through THE WRONG END of a telescope –

            • NO COMMENT –

              Where do you get off calling therapists “average slobs”??? You know better than that! And comments like that won’t win you any friends –

              I’m not out of win friends – I’m out to make comments –

      • Don’t give ONE FLYING FUCK – no matter WHAT “Psychiatrists” says –
        Don’t listen to ANYTHING they say –
        NO ONE NEEDS IT –

        The world was better off BEFORE psychiatry came along –
        Before listening to ANY of its half cocked “theories” –
        Before swallowing ANY of their poisonous “drugs” –

        • Define “minstrels” –
          (who) performed songs which told stories of distant places or of historical or IMAGINARY historical events. Although minstrels CREATED their own tales, they would often memorize and EMBELLISH the works of others.

          Reminds me of Psychiatrists….

          • Define “embellish” –
            add too many FALSE or EXAGGERATED details to a story –

            Embellish –
            It’s the nature of Psychiatry –

      • Don’t give ONE FLYING FUCK no matter WHAT “Psychiatry” says –
        That vapid, vacuous bunch of trigger happy assholes –
        Drunk on their own Diagnostic Vapors –

        The world is better off without their thick-headed “theories” and Pharmaceutical Philanderings –

        • What are psychiatrists?

          A stubborn but fickle bunch who sit around all day with their thumbs up their asses as they jerk off to science –

        • SEE NO EVIL, HEAR NO EVIL, SPEAK NO EVIL –

          Before entering any psychiatric/psychological training program,
          it would serve you well to remember and practice the well known maxim of “see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil” –

          In other words, leave your good instincts, intuition, integrity (not to mention common sense) at the door –
          Because you sure as hell won’t be called upon to use ANY of it while in that fool’s errand of a pursuit better known as “professional”/“clinical” “education” –

      • Psychiatry/Psychotherapy generates a codependent relationship (between doctor and patient) –

        Define codependency –
        An excessive reliance on other people for approval and a sense of identity
        (and it works both ways – it explains why psychiatrists cling so tightly to their illusion of superiority and integrity – an illusion which IS their identity)

        A dysfunctional, one-sided relationship where one person relies on the other for meeting nearly all their emotional and self-esteem needs
        (works both ways, too, which explains why psychiatrists DEMAND that people believe their bullshit – and become a reliable source of their narcissistic supply)

    • What do you tell the lying jackasses (psychiatrists) who insist on telling you it’s Pharma’s fault for the epidemic of overprescribing?

      Two indisputable FACTS:

      1. That PSYCHIATRISTS are the ones who CREATE “Diagnoses”,
      and
      2. That PSYCHIATRISTS are the ones who WRITE the prescriptions for THEIR “Diagnoses”

      IT’S ONE BIG “DUH” – (and another glaring example of their expert gaslighting)

      • 2. That PSYCHIATRISTS are the ones who WRITE the prescriptions FOR THEIR DIAGNOSES!!!

        So what does this make Psychiatrists?

        A BUNCH OF WITLESS BASTARDS!!!
        A BUNCH OF MINDLESS FOOLS!!!

        • What do Psychiatrists do?

          They play act – on YOU –

          Define play act –
          engage in pretense in order to trick someone or gain an advantage –

            • What can I expect from Psychiatrists?
              Expect them to be extremely judgmental –

              Define judgmental –
              Someone who rushes to judgment without reason
              Someone who forms lots of opinions – usually harsh or critical ones – about lots of people
              Not open-minded or easygoing
              Having or displaying an excessively critical point of view
              A way of making oneself feel better by hurting others, usually by close-mindedness or lack of manners
              Fault-finding, demeaning

      • BASTARDS –

        What are Psychiatrists?
        The BASTARDS of modern medicine –

        Define Bastard –
        a despicable person –

        They’re condescending BASTARDS – one and all –

        • Why do Psychiatrists need two thumbs?

          One to sit on ALL DAY, and another to suck on ALL NIGHT –

          In a room full of strangers, how can you tell which ones are Psychiatrists?

          THOSE WHO ACT LIKE THEIR SHIT DOESN’T STINK!!! (always a dead give away

        • BASTARDS????
          Yes, BASTARDS – – – –

          Medical Bastards –
          or
          Psychiatric Bastards –
          or
          Diagnostic Bastards –
          or
          Pharmaceutical Bastards –
          (whichever you prefer) –

          Or just plain ol’ Bastards –

          • RUNNIN’ SCARED –

            Why do “therapists” use “diagnoses”?

            Because they’re people who can dish it out –
            BUT CAN’T TAKE IT –

    • Don’t Drug Your Brain – LIVE YOUR LIFE –

      JUST WHERE do these idiot Psychiatrists think “statistical evidence” comes from anyway???
      The man on the moon?

      NO – it comes from their biased brains and crooked “studies” –

      LIVED EXPERIENCE – otherwise known as “anecdotal evidence” – (which they view with compulsive disdain) is the only thing that counts –

      • IT’S YOUR LIFE – NOT THEIRS –

        It’s YOUR life,
        It’s YOUR intuition,
        IT’S YOUR EXPERIENCE –
        And only YOU know – because YOU’RE the one living it

        So don’t let some greedy asshole psychiatrist/therapist talk you out of trusting yourself – because that’s where the answer are

        • REALITY CHECK –

          We live in a confessional culture –
          But this could cost you dearly –
          So you have to protect yourself –
          Especially in business matters –

          And “therapy” is a BUSINESS –

          And when push comes to shove, the only thing a “therapist” truly considers “sacred” is their own professional reputation and their own bank account –

          And this isn’t being cynical –
          It’s being SMART –

          • REALITY CHECK –

            We live in a confessional culture –
            And this could cost you dearly –
            So you need to protect yourself –
            Especially in business matters –

            And “therapy” is a BUSINESS –

            And when push comes to shove, the only things a “therapist” truly considers “sacred” is their own professional reputation and their own bank account –

            And this isn’t being cynical –
            It’s being SMART –

            SHIT YEAH

            • GET SMART –

              Get smart?
              How do I “get smart”?

              By learning to help yourself –
              By listening to yourself –

              By not naively expecting some “therapist” –
              SOMEONE YOU PAY –
              To look after YOU –
              That’s YOUR job –

              So take it seriously –

              By realizing that “therapists” are
              Emotional Prostitutes –
              Professional Pickpockets –
              Skilled in the “art” of psychiatric elocution –
              And most of all, dedicated practitioners of CYA –

              By realizing you’re their source of income –
              And if THAT isn’t a conflict of interest –
              I don’t know WHAT is –

              It sure as hell isn’t out of the goodness of their hearts –

              And if some some idiot “therapist” feeds you lines like,
              “you’ve got trust issues”, or “you’re being cynical”, or “who hurt you?”,
              Tell them you LIKE being cynical –
              You’re HAPPY with your “trust issues –
              And whoever “hurt” you is none of their damn business –

              And if they STILL won’t shut up,
              Tell THEM to pay for it –
              THAT’LL shut ‘em up –
              FAST –

              And you’ll be well on your way to getting REAL SMART, REAL SOON –

              • MORE ON SMART –

                And as for any “magical” information or “healing skill” you think only “therapists” have, know you can get it yourself –
                Faster, cheaper, better –
                HELLO INTERNET –

                And if some egotistical, know-it-all asshole has the audacity to say you’re not “healed” enough, tell them you think you’re just fine –
                JUST THE WAY YOU ARE –
                And THEY need to look in the mirror –

                HA HA HA –

            • HOCUS POCUS –

              “Therapists” don’t “heal” –
              They HYPNOTIZE –

              They use their hypnotic and wounding remoteness to generate something they cruelly refer to as “transference” –
              This provides them unending power and delight –

              But it’s psychological seduction –
              Which enhances their already bloated egos –
              And nurtures their carefully groomed grandiosity –

              • Need help quitting “therapy”?
                Try visualization –

                Just imagine that slob you call a “therapist” taking a fancy vacation –
                FUNDED BY NONE OTHER THAN YOURS TRULY –

                Worked for me –

        • WHEN DOES LIFE BEGIN?

          When you FINALLY realize what you’ve known ALL ALONG –

          Which is –
          WHO THE HELL YOU ARE –
          With NO apologies necessary –

          When you realize you DON’T need some asshole Psychiatrist’s (or “therapist’s”) shit “Diagnosis” –

          AND THAT YOU NEVER DID –

          • WHEN DOES LIFE BEGIN?

            When you finally realize you don’t need some asshole “psychiatrist’s” shit “diagnoses”
            OR LOUSY “DRUGS” –

            AND YOU NEVER DID!!!

            • WHEN DOES LIFE BEGIN?

              When you FINALLY realize you DON’T need some stupid asshole psychiatrist/“therapist”’s dumbshit “diagnosis”, “drugs” or shitfaced “psychotherapy” –

              AND YOU NEVER DID!!!

    • But – but – Diagnoses and Drugs are indispensable!!!

      No. No they’re not.

      But – but – what about Psychiatry?? and its Pharmaceuticals?!!

      Just call ‘em Dumb and Dumber –

    • So just remember –
      Psychiatrists aren’t out to heal ya –
      They’re out to fool ya!
      (so they can get their hands on your WALLET) –

    • PSYCHIATRY/PSYCHOTHERAPY = CODEPENDENCY –

      Psychiatry and its offshoots are all based on a power imbalance. This creates a codependency between doctor/therapist and patient/client and makes for a profoundly unhealthy relationship –

      • JUST DON’T LISTEN –

        Just don’t listen to stupid “doctors” spellbound by the sound of their own farty voices –
        Just don’t listen to stupid “doctors” and their farty “diagnoses” –
        Just don’t listen to stupid “doctors” always too ready to stuff you with their farty “medications” –

        But DO listen to a few farts of your own – it’ll sound a lot more articulate than anything from their farty DSM –

        • Doesn’t being a psychiatrist mean you’re intelligent?
          Nope.

          It means you’re about as intelligent as a floating turd in the toilet –

          • DON’T GET STUCK – IT COULD BE FOREVER –

            Don’t listen to psychiatrists –
            Learn to do your own thinking –
            Or you could be stuck with them FOREVER –
            Which is just what they want –

      • Psychiatrists are “medical” despots –

        Define despot –
        a ruler or other person who holds absolute power, typically one who exercises it in a cruel and oppressive way –

    • PSYCHOLOGICAL TERRORISM –

      Psychiatry is psychological terrorism and Psychiatrists are psychological – and pharmaceutical – terrorists –
      And the DSM is their nuclear bomb –

      • PSYCHIATRIC COUP D’ETAT

        A silent and invisible battle is raging –
        A battle for control of your psyche –

        Psychiatrists are the terrorists –
        and DSM is their playbook –
        and Big Pharma’s their arms dealer –

        Do not surrender your sovereignty-

    • <<<>>>

      Psychiatry speaks to your fears –
      NOT to your strengths –
      Because it’s based on the arbitrary and grandiose book of diagnostic LIES called the DSM –

    • FOR GOOD MEASURE –

      What’s a good measure of basic intelligence?
      How about the ability to distinguish between complexity and confusion –

      Psychiatrists should consider this, and perhaps they do –
      But stupid is as stupid does, and psychiatrists are no exception –
      One would think – but wait –
      Psychiatrists don’t think – they only think they think –

      Psychiatrists are incredibly stupid –
      They can’t tell the difference between complexity and confusion –
      They take the alphabet and bastardize it with pseudoscience and convince themselves they’re creating something of breathtaking nuance and cosmic complexity when all they’re doing is creating a cesspool of medicalized confusion (people’s feelings and well being be damned) –

      All their psychological meanderings and scientific pretensions are on full display in their beloved DSM – or any of their ridiculous publications –
      all are remarkable expressions and reflections of their own disordered and distorted minds –

      Psychiatrists are quite the paradox – they think they’re medical pioneers – but their training has left them emotionally and intellectually mummified, their minds and souls stuck in a pseudoscientific headlock of complexity and confusion –

      • THEY SEE YOU “CLINICALLY” –

        Would you like to be seen “clinically”?
        Well would you??
        Now I ask you,
        IS THAT ANY WAY OF SEEING ANOTHER HUMAN BEING???
        Well that’s how psychiatrists and their cohorts see YOU –
        “CLINICALLY” –
        They see you as having no dignity
        They see you “clinically” –
        They’ve no respect for you
        They see you “clinically” –
        They believe in their “diagnoses” but not in you –
        They see you “clinically” –
        They’re cold-blooded and don’t really care
        They see you “clinically” –
        They’re hardheaded and vicious
        They see you “clinically” –
        They’re vain and self seeking
        They see you “clinically” –
        They’re unapologetically manipulative
        They see you “clinically” –
        They’re poisonous people out for profit –
        They see you “clinically” –
        They build careers by using your pain
        They see you “clinically” –
        They’ve happily divorced the rest of humanity –
        They see you “CLINICALLY” –

          • YOUR pain’s THEIR gain,
            They see you “clinically” –

            You’re a source of perpetual income,
            They see you “clinically” –

        • QUIT BEING A FUCK-UP —
          WISE UP!!!

          You weren’t put on this earth to fund some lazy asshole “therapist’s” comfortable lifestyle –
          They’re jokers who can’t do ONE DAMN THING –
          Worth a damn –
          All they do is sit on their asses –
          Hour by hour –
          Counting the minutes ‘til you hand ‘em their fucking fee –

      • TRIANGULATION –

        Thinking of “Therapy”?
        Great.
        Hope you like threesomes –

        Because it’s NOT about YOU –
        It’s ALL about your “therapist” –
        And their beloved “therapy”-

        It’s your “therapist’s” world, after all –

        AND YOU JUST LIVE IN IT –

        • DANGER ZONE –

          “Therapists” who say that “therapy” is “dear to their hearts” –
          Have their heads up their asses –
          FIRMLY –

          “Therapy” isn’t “dear to their hearts” –

          IT’S DEAR TO THEIR FARTS

        • THINK BIG –

          Psychiatrists and “therapists” are BIGOTS –
          BIGOTS against the human race –

          BIG egos –
          BIG education –
          BIG book (DSM) –
          BIG bill –
          It all adds up to –
          ONE BIG DUMB –

          Define bigot –
          a person who is obstinately or unreasonably attached to a belief, opinion, or faction –
          a person who is obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her opinions and prejudices –
          a person who is utterly intolerant of any differing creed, belief, or opinion –

          • LESS IS MORE –

            There’s only two words worth remembering from that idiot field called “psychology” –

            FAMILY DYNAMICS –
            And you don’t need some idiot course or some idiot “therapist” to help you figure these out –

          • Define bigot –

            a person who is obstinately or unreasonably attached to a belief, opinion, or faction (your psychiatrist) –

            a person who is obstinately or unreasonably devoted to his or her opinions and prejudices (your “therapist”) –

            a person who is utterly intolerant of any differing creed, belief, or opinion (your next “therapist”) –

      • What happens to “therapists” when you start thinking for yourself?

        You’ll finally see their true colors –
        You’ll finally meet their true selves –

        One part rage –
        One part control freak –
        One part fear –

        • What happens in “therapy” when you FINALLY start to
          THINK FOR YOURSELF??

          You FINALLY see their true colors –
          You FINALLY meet their “true selves” –

          One part rage –
          One part fear –
          One part control freak –
          Which adds up to –

          100% JERK!!!

          • MIND OF YOUR OWN –

            What happens in” therapy” when you finally feel confident enough to be yourself?

            You FINALLY see your “THERAPIST’S”
            true colors –
            You FINALLY see your “THERAPIST’S” true self –

            One part fear
            One part control freak
            One part RAGE –
            Which adds up to
            1000% JERK –

            • MIND OF YOUR OWN –

              What happens in “therapy” when you finally find YOUR OWN VOICE?

              You’ll meet the real person behind the “therapist”, and it ain’t pretty –

              One part fear
              One part control freak
              One part RAGE
              Which means 100% JERK!

        • What are “psychiatrists/therapists”?

          PPP’s –
          Pretentious, Pompous, and more than anything, Presumptuous –

          or PA also fits –
          PRETENTIOUS ASS
          POMPOUS ASS
          PRESUMPTUOUS ASS –

    • WHAT’S IN A WORD –
      Plenty –

      Therapists who use words like “sacred” or “beautiful” in order to gain the trust and compliance of their clients are being insulting and manipulative –

      Emotive words like “sacred” and “beautiful” are deeply meaningful –
      And require discernment, discretion and delicacy –

      But you’re hard-pressed to find these things in a “therapeutic relationship”
      As these things can’t be taught –

      Thankfully, there are some legal ramifications for violating someone’s privacy and confidentiality (think of HIPPA laws or attorney/client privilege) –

      But most therapists aren’t well trained –
      Legally or morally –

      But they do have other qualities in spades, such as:
      IGNORANCE
      SMUGNESS
      ARROGANCE

      And don’t EVER forget that “therapy” is a place where money changes hands –
      Which changes EVERYTHING –

      So you’re on your own in”therapy” –
      And good luck with THAT –

      • And “therapists” who use the words “sacred” and “beautiful” are not only insulting and manipulative –

        They’re DISHONEST –

          • PSYCHIATRIC LAMENTATIONS –

            They see you as having no dignity
            They see you “clinically” –
            They have no respect for you
            They see you “clinically” –
            They believe in their “diagnoses” but not in you –
            They see you “clinically” –
            They see you as an object
            They see you “clinically” –
            They’re cold-blooded and don’t really care
            They see you clinically” –
            They’re hardheaded and vicious
            They see you “clinically” –
            They’re hard hearted and cruel
            They see you “clinically” –
            They’re vain and self seeking
            They see you “clinically” –
            They’re deceptive and double-dealing
            They see you “clinically” –
            They’re unapologetically manipulative
            They see you “clinically” –
            Their poisonous people out for profit
            They see you “clinically” –
            They see your pain as their gain
            They see you “clinically” –
            They build careers using your pain
            They see you “clinically” –

            They happily experiment on the rest of humanity
            They see you “clinically” –

    • What should “psychiatrists” do at their next DSM conference?

      Sit around a campfire and “diagnose” each other –
      Which would keep them busy for the next 10+ years –

    • DIAGNOSTIC SCAVENGER HUNT –

      The next time you think you “need a therapist”, remember the following phrase –

      “Those who go looking for trouble always find it” –
      (Truer words were never spoken) –

      Just remember that phrase as you picture some half-cocked “therapist/psychiatrist” fumbling through a bulging DSM –

    • STRIKE UP THE BAND –

      It’s time for (drumroll) DIAGNOSTIC BINGO!!!

      There was a “Doc” who was a Crock and FAKE-O was the name, oh!
      F-A-K-E-O!
      F-A-K-E-O!!
      F-A-K-E-O!!!
      And LIAR is the name – OH!!!

  1. Oh my gosh, i actually laughed out loud. This is so funny because it’s so true and so messed up.
    “ADHD: Your teachers don’t understand you, your parents suck, and I am on their side.”
    ADHD and ADD are such made up disorders for teachers to be able to make their class full of dosile, maleable brainwashed conforming prisoners. It’s sick that they are able to get away with drugging normal active children and pathologise children who naturally have loads of energy as “hyper” and worse “psychotic”. These psychiatrists spend no time around children at all and live in these bubbles with other members of their cult, a cult which was founded on the theories of a man who wanted to bone his mother and related all of human psychology to how he interpreted the world. The DSM who are a group of middle aged elitist upper middle class white men who happen to be high functioning narcissists are making up new “disorders” every year. Most illnesses equals more drugs and bigger revenue of profit. Unless you are one of them and grew up like them then everything you and say and do will and can be used against you to be willfully misinterpreted into some disorder. If you take any human behaviour you make it into a disorder if you try. No one is ever able to challenge them ofcourse – the untouchables. They will destroy you like a true narcissist if you ever try to challenge their diagnosis or disagree with their opinion. They will label you with things you didn’t even think possible because they are twisted fucks. Intelligence to them can even be pathologised. Anyone’s personality can be pathologised. If you are a caring empathic person who cares for the needs of others they can turn that into ‘dependant personality disorder’. If you refuse to answer any of their intrusive perverted questions which have no relevance to an illness they can describe you as being distrustful of authority and having paranoid delusions or worse schizoid or schizophrenic. When anyone agrees to see a psychiatrist they should be warned that “anything you say or do can and will be used against you”. These people have to label you in order to be paid. Insurance companies don’t pay out without a diagnosis. Here in the UK the NHS only get paid when a label is given and then the person is put on the drug mill. No other tests are given, nothing is conclusive like brain scans blood tests etc. Over here a person can be dignosed after one session with a psychiatrist who has a short amount of time to come up with a label based on very limited info they have on the person. A series of tick list questions and quick fire assumptions and then let’s see what box you can be put into. If you have a history of mental illness in your family you will be stigmatised with that also and that too will be used as ‘evidence’ for mental disorder even though there is no scientific proof that mental illnesses are genetic. What is sickening is also the amount of money these wack jobs charge by the hour – and how we have all been brainwashed to accept this as “normal” as though they deserve this by sitting down ticking some boxes and damaging people with dehumanising labels which only damage the person further and tell them the belief that they are “incurable”. Instilling a limiting false belief and shaming the person from their high horse. Nobody ever looks at them as we are supposed to see these clowns as infallible God like creatures as that is how they see themselves. We all need to wake up and see what they are and the poison they pushing to west and especially children. It’s so frightening that they have so much power and influence in the school system. There should be a test on empathy and human compassion done on these white coat drug pushers. They should have to spend time with people at the bottom of the food chain as part of their training. None of them have humility or follow the hippocratic oath to do no harm or r hurt to anyone

    • Thank you for all you wrote. I agree with every word. So- called “diagnosis” of emotional distress or behavior is nothing more than labeling based on subjective opinion. Labeling children is especially evil. The only thing worse is forced drugging – an horrific violation of a person’s basic human rights. Parents need to understand how much is at stake. And not just children – anyone can fall prey to these “professional” predators. And you’re so right about psychiatrists being narcissistic – their inflated egos are so big it’s not even funny. Their hubris and compulsion to control is what’s truly sick , and their power truly frightening. Thank you again for sharing – the world needs more well-informed people like you to spread the word.

      • Psychiatric labeling needs to stop. These people aren’t healers. Anything they don’t like or understand they call a “disorder”. This only reflects their own distorted thinking. I think they’re unconsciously threatened when they see emotional pain. They ought to control their need to control.
        Even without diagnoses, and/or drugging, the power imbalance in therapy places vulnerable people at a serious disadvantage, which, too easily, leaves them open to exploitation. It’s not therapeutic, nor is it a true alliance. imo. Too often a person’s own experience, and their own interpretation of that experience, is discounted. Intuition is not valued, understood or respected. And how can anyone trust someone they don’t know and can never truly know? The fact that money changes hands changes everything, imo. I believe there’s some good, trustworthy therapists out there, but sadly, too often people don’t know until the damage is done.
        No one should go unless they’ve exhausted everything else. And if they do, be prepared to be left in what could eventually turn out to be an impossible and constant state of self doubt, regret, and cognitive dissonance.

        • Daniel,
          Thank you for posting this. It’only one of many of your entries that I’ve read and reread gratefully since 2015.
          It’s amazingly funny, yet tragic.
          It’s one of my favorites – maybe my most favorite… It brings some levity to a grave injustice.
          It needs to be seen by everyone everywhere.

          • Definition for Psychiatric “Diagnosis” or “Disorders” – a.k.a. A.S.S. – namely, Alphabet Soup Syndrome:
            A jumble of capital letters used to confuse, mislead, intimate, instill fear, coerce, and ultimately control the unsuspecting. Often indicates the first step into the rabbit hole of the so-called “mental health care” system. Used by mainly by malignant narcissists – or more accurately, psychiatrists – (white collar, white coated bullies/ liscenced drug pushers) who unfailing flail around the alphabet, seeking to satisfy their insatiable and compulsive need to label others. A.S.S. legally enables them to control other humans, rob their freedom, all under the guise of false legitimacy. A.S.S. provides an illusion of legitimacy. Their essential goal? To control. Most likely used by people who engaged in extensive name calling and/or finger pointing in their formative years, i.e. schoolyard bullies and mean girls. A.S.S. most likely appeals to those with shallow natures, no imagination, and huge egos. Reliably used by the most pompous, insecure, insensitive, grandiose and self-aggrandizing of the population – i.e. control freaks with cruel, and vindictive natures. Persistent use indicates psychological, emotional, and mental abuse in its most rudimentary form.
            Predictively the first and last resort of the most cowardly among us.

            • To Mimi –
              You’re is so right and spot on calling psychiatrists what they truly are – clowns. Nothing but clowns. As well as narcissists. And once a clown, always a clown. The psychiatric system is nothing more than a diabolical three-ring circus, with “patients” expected to be circus animals forced to jump through fiery hoops. The clowns try to diagnose you, and the ringmasters try to drug you. All they need to do is crack their psychiatric whip. Never go near a circus. go, never ever.

              • Psychiatric diagnosing is nothing more than name calling which is verbal abuse. It’s medical jibberish used by those who want to gain power and control over others. It becomes serious when you realize how it can be misused in schools, workplaces, and the legal system. It carries too much weight and doesn’t deserve respect.

                • – Name calling is negative labeling which is verbal abuse which is always serious.

                • But wait — wait —shhhh……can you hear it?!
                  IT’S THEIR CALLIOPE!!! AND THEIR CLOWNS !!! Yes, yes….send in the clowns – don’t bother, they’re here……

            • For further reference regarding Alphabet Soup Syndrome, consult the DSM – a virtual smorgasbord of psychiatric doomsday recipes to suit any and all tastes.

                • Yes, tragically too many have fallen into the psychiatric rabbit hole – or shall we say, more precisely, the collective psychiatric A.S.S. Hole.

                • ***Please refer to the Don Quixote reference for a slight revision –
                  “Thery’re too addicted to their power, status -AND name calling!”
                  Thank you

                • Re: March 7, 3:57 am – “The clowns try to diagnose you, and the ringmasters try to drug you” —
                  and tragically, some people wind up in cages.

              • And the public can always count on the APA to invent more “diagnoses” every time they get together for another one of their secretive DSM pow-wows. With their delusions of validity, they play their kooky game of “Pin the Tail on the Diagnosis”. Yet they need no blindfold, for they’ve no insight.

                • And, just a thought –
                  diagnoses? donkeys?
                  That’s it! Jackasses! Now I wonder… whose pinning whom?

                • But alas, this never stops them – perhaps nothing ever will. So be forewarned – these modern-day, medicalized Don Quixotes will never cease their exhaustive, foolish, and never ending quest to “diagnose” and “medicate” the entire human race. They’re too addicted their power and status.
                  This being the case, they always come up something!

                • So, in closing, what am I saying? I’m saying to BE CAREFUL – as YOU could be next.

                • So do proceed with caution lest you find yourself in the presence of one these hapless labelers, (i.e. M.D.’s, Ph.D’s, M.F.C.C.’s, or L.C.S.W.’s. Sadly, due to their own self-inflicted ailment known as“Label-itis”, you’ll need all your wits about you to avoid drinking their latest flavor of Kool-Aid, (or is it Fool-Aid??)….while they try to engage you in their never ending game of “Pick a Label, Any Label”. Yes, yes – Labels here, Labels there – Labels, Labels – EVERYWHERE! Don’t be impressed or intimidated by any of their intellectual pretentions.
                  Most importantly, don’t let anyone or anything reduce you to a label. THAT is NOT your identity. You are you – in all your beauty, complexity and pain. Honor and respect your humanity. Most of all, have respect for you.

                • Daniel –
                  Thank you for creating this space – I hope I haven’t sounded off too much.
                  I’m grateful to both you and Mimi for inspiring me.

                • What is Psychiatry?

                  A group of self-satisfied, power-hungry attention seekers dedicated to the control and eventual eradication of human emotion and healthy introspection.

                  This is accomplished
                  through psychotherapy – an oddly unbalanced and therefore unhealthy relationship steeped in misguided theories and stupefying intellectualism. It’s a sickening process of diagnostic power plays and pill-pushing that satisfies psychiatrists’ own need to unconsciously re-enact unhealthy dynamics from their own dysfunctional childhoods. It’s a curious mix of intellectualism and infantilism.

                  It’s a career well-suited for those who score highly on the narcissistic spectrum. In other words, psychiatry is a career ideally suited to those with manipulative personalities and an obsession for power – not to mention inflated egos.

                  None of this bodes well for those seeking true healing, as psychiatry promotes an endless variety biological pseudo illness rather than psychological and/or spiritual illumination.

                  But since there’s no shortage of dissociated people seeking lucrative careers (highlighted with narcissistic supply), psychiatry will undoubtedly be around for the foreseeable future.

                • Psychiatrists know everything! Is there anything they can’t do?

                  Yes – speak plainly and honestly –

                • RE: March 6, 7:45 pm –
                  “Too often a person’s own experience, and thei own interpretation of that experience, is discounted” —
                  as well misinterpreted, labeled and drugged.

                • RE: March 19, 5:43 pm –
                  “as well as misinterpreted, labeled and drugged” –
                  AND DRUGGED!!! –
                  For that’s where the real money is.

              • RE: March 15, 10:26 am –
                Please allow for slight edit –
                – “while trying the engage you in their endless game” –
                Thank you

                • RE: March 6, 7:45 pm – “The fact that money changes hands, changes everything” –
                  and definitely NOT for the better, imo.

                • RE: March 26, 6:01 am –
                  “The Three C’s: Comply, Conform, and Confuse” –
                  Sounds better.
                  Thank you

                • Psychiatrists spend their days duping themselves and the public, trying to spin facts out of conjecture and, without fail, resorting to doling out any number of potentially harmful drugs. That’s it.
                  With their minds transfixed by their own cloudy, yet vast and woefully worldwide indoctrination known as “Brain-Farting” – (i.e. psychiatry), they manage to engage in an exceedingly self-serving and myopic practice, based not on truth, but wishful thinking. Feeding off the “worried well”, they succeed in brainwashing an unquestioning public. Then, when they’re really insecure, they’ll whip out another one of their essentially meaningless and always expensive “scientific studies” – (oh my! – look at all that science!). Just a lot of showboating -qbut a real exercise in their ego boosting!!!
                  Real, true-blue Brain F.A.R.T.-ing for sure -on THAT you can depend – along with yet another “diagnosis” and more “prescriptions” to fill, ESPECIALLY if you start to question their judgment and think for yourself.
                  Psychiatric Brain F.A.R.T.
                  F. – Fraudulent
                  A. – Absurd
                  R. – Rude – DAMN rude, and forever —
                  T. – TWISTED!!!

                • A Day in the Life of a Psychiatric Persona –

                  Psychiatrists are invisibility broken people who’ve adopted the psychiatric persona – a persona widely perceived to be immune to emotional vulnerability.
                  It’s their false self.

                  In reality, it’s not psychiatrists’ purpose to heal anyone – this is a false notion. Their true purpose is to protect themselves by deluding you.
                  It’s why labels and drugs were created in the first place.

                  Psychiatrists wake up every morning, eagerly donning their carefully crafted psychiatric persona. They step out gleefully into the brand new day, ecstatically contemplating acting out their own unconscious traumas by way of their false self – their psychiatric persona –

                  At midday, they’ve become so ego-infused they start believing they’re masters of the human mind – they start believing their psychiatric persona – especially if they’ve had the distinct pleasure of being entertained by any number of pharmaceutical drug reps – after which they invariably breathe a sigh of relief, knowing their shitload of new samples will easily carry them through the rest of the afternoon.

                  At day’s end, they complacently reflect – the most dissociated virtually bursting with bloat and gloat in distorted imaginings of their psychotherapeutic prowess.
                  Next, they glance at their prescription pads and writing pens – if they’re running low they know they’ve had an especially productive day.

                  And finally, they treat themselves by taking one last look at their latest stash of pharmaceutical booty – their eyes brimming with psychotic pride, knowing their psychiatric persona has served them well so they’ll live to dissociate another day – –

                • WHO’S THE TURD?

                  Wordy, wordy, wordy – so now who’s the TURDY???

                  My goodness – I’ve written a lot!
                  Now I wonder…is it possible…could I have written as many words in one place as the turdly goons who write the DSM??
                  Nope – no one can top that Diagnostic mess of acronymical frenzy –

              • RE: March 16, 12:59 pm
                ***Definition for Psychiatry***
                One massive Brain F.A.R.T. unleashed upon the world –
                F. – Futile
                A. – Alienating
                R. – Repressive
                T. Toxicity

                • RE: March 24, 1:25 pm –
                  Psychiatric Brain F.A.R.T. —
                  F. – Fatuous
                  A. – Asinine
                  R. – Ridiculous
                  T. – Tasteless

                • ***Definition for Psychiatry***
                  – a motley collection of plll-peddling Strombolis always on the lookout for their next Pinocchio.

                • One psychiatrist asks another, “When’s the next Brain F.A.R.T. Conference?”
                  “Dunno – but sure I hope it’s soon – I’m just itching for something new!

                • “Me, too. You know, that last bunch of labels were clunkier than usual, don’t you think?”
                  “Have to agree with you there. It’ll take some real work though, to come with something more convincing this time around.”
                  “You got me there! (sigh)…I was looking forward to some more easy rounds of Spin the Label – that’s my favorite!”
                  “Mine, too. Anything but that damnable checklist stuff. Gives me a headache.”
                  “Gotta watch those headaches – people might think we’re the patients!” –
                  -(derisive laughter) –
                  “Can’t let that happen – – you know the oath we take to always look and sound like we know everything.”
                  “That’s true.”
                  “Well, see you at the next Brain F.A.R.T. convention!”
                  “Will do! Until then, keep doing your Brain F.A.R.T. best!”

                • A psychiatrist answers the phone –
                  “Strom speaking,”
                  “Hi Strom – it’s Boli!”
                  “Hey Boli, what’s up?”
                  “Just got a heads up about the theme for the next B. F.A.R.T. Conference,” –
                  “Great – what’ve they come up with?”
                  “Well, it sounds pretty aggressive – you know how that works – anyway, they’re looking to push the label tally up to 500 within the next 5 – 10 – 15 years – however long it takes”.
                  “Wow – got our work cut out for us.”
                  “That’s for sure. Too bad there’s only 26 letters in the alphabet.”
                  “Oh – well, they’ve thought of that – we’ll just use more numbers.”
                  “Sounds good. Can we use them in any order?”
                  “I think so, but not to worry – I’m sure they’ll work it out.”
                  “No doubt. Well, thanks for the call,”
                  “You bet – keep me posted,”
                  “Will do!”
                  “Chow!”

                • RE: March 25, 1:44 pm –
                  — “keep doing your Brain F.A.R.T. best!” —
                  (MORE laughter)

                • RE: March 25, 1:44 pm –
                  “ – you know the oath we take to always look and sound like we know everything!”
                  – raucous laughter –

                • The phone rings –
                  “Hey Boli – Strom here” –
                  “Hey, what up Strom?”
                  “Just got the workshop list for the upcoming B. F.A.R.T. conference” –
                  “Okay – let’s hear it,”
                  “Alright, here we go – ‘Our Vision – Psych Labels for Everyone – A Future Diagnostic Heaven’,”
                  “Hmm…sounds interesting…anything else?”
                  “Uhh…let’s see – oh -this sounds good – how about ‘The Power of Persusion – When Presciptions Aren’t Enough’ – and oh, get this – ‘Psychiatric Ambiguities – Fact or Fiction – You Decide’ -or how about ‘Lost in Theory? – Stats to the Rescue!’ – how’s that sound?”
                  “Not bad, that’ll keep us busy — well, thanks for the preview,”
                  “You bet – see you there!”

                • – “Oh wait – before you go – here’s a couple more –
                  ‘The Art of Obfuscation – Word Salads and Other Tricks of the Trade’ –
                  “Huhh…I don’t know…sounds kind of out there…”
                  “Well, here’s another one, – ‘Psych-Speak: Lies, Sighs, and Lullabies’ –
                  “Nope – did that last time…”
                  “Hold on…try this – ‘You Too Can Be Specious – Ten Easy Steps’ –
                  “That’s it! Got anymore?”
                  “Well, no, but I’ve heard rumors about expanding the checklists to widen our network of prospective patients…and then there’s something about changing the grief period down from two weeks to one” –
                  “Well, that would definitely increase my patient load…but what’s all this I hear about transparency and self-reliance?”
                  “Oh, that’s just a lot of grassroots grumbling. Enough PR should squelch that nonsense.”
                  “Good – the last thing we need is people thinking for themselves – wouldn’t want all our training to go to waste.”
                  “You betcha – just keep telling them WE’RE the experts -not them – and just keep pushing “The Three C’s: Compliance, Conformity, and Confusion – Words to Live By,”
                  “Great slogan – learned that my first year of residency – and it always works!”
                  “Them being normal just doesn’t pay the bills.”
                  “Agreed – but I hear they’ve got a load of new labels this time around.”
                  “Could be…we’ll see!”
                  “Yep, see you around!”

                • The phone rings again –
                  “Strom speaking,” –
                  “It’s me, Boli – hope I’m not bugging you -but I just found out we’re all gonna have to take another one of those glib-ness tests – you know, “How Glib Are You? – A 10-Point Rating System” –
                  “I can’t stand those things – I never pass – they tell me I’m too honest. Well, what do I do?”
                  “I’ll send you a copy of my glibness workbook – a real gem – I use every day at the office – it’s gotten me out of some real awkward situations.”
                  “Thanks, Boli, you’re a great friend,”
                  “It’s no big deal – we look out for each other – you know, we take care of our own”.
                  “That’s it!”
                  Okay, well, I’ll be seeing you – chow!”
                  “Chow!”

                • – A week later, the phone rings –
                  “Hey Boli – Strom here,”
                  “Strom! How’s it going? Did you get your copy of “Glibness Made Simple” ?”
                  “ I did, and thanks – works wonders. But I was thinking…I’ve got an idea for a workshop at the convention” –
                  “ Oh really…”
                  “Yes – so how’s this – “The Resistant Patient – A 21st Century Challenge” –
                  “Wow, you’ve picked a tough one – patients these days know way too much.”
                  “My authority’s being challenged everyday now – nothing like 10 – 15 years ago.”
                  “It’s the internet – the genie’s out of the bottle….and they keep complaining about monopolies, and mentioning something called “intuition” – freaks me out for sure – have you heard stuff like this?”
                  “Absolutely – it’s why I thought of a workshop. Any suggestions?”
                  “Well, I just say that monopolies are myths and intuition is just a buzzword to stay away from. It seems to work. You should try it – and feel free to use it in your workshop”.
                  “I’ll do that. Well, see you soon!”
                  “Soon!”

                • RE: March 25, 8:36 pm –
                  “The Power of Persuasion – When Prescriptions Enough” –
                  Thank you

                • “The Power of Persuasion – When Prescriptions AREN’T Enough” –
                  my apologies

                • RE: March 26, 6:01 am –
                  “Them being normal just doesn’t pay the bills” –
                  “Us LETTING them think they’re normal just doesn’t pay the bills” –

                • “Us letting them think they’re normal just doesn’t pay the bills”
                  (elbow jabs, snickers and winks)

                • ***Psychiatrists***

                  Those who“diagnose” in others what they cannot face in themselves.

                • RE: March 14, 6:54 pm –
                  “They’re (psychiatrists) are too addicted to power and status” –
                  power + status + inflated ego = VANITY (their driving force).
                  Let that be their label.

                • Psychiatric labels are THE most vulgar, insulting, inhumane, and outright destructive misuse of the English language – of ANY language ANY WHERE. Their words are harmful, and serve them, NOT you. What was initially a method of categorizing (which is still harmful, no matter what the initial intent) has become an insidious method of devaluing and controlling others.

                  They’re ugly acronyms that reflect ugly words and reflect ugly thinking.
                  It’s wrong to medicalize human suffering or behaviors. These are human struggles – not medical problems, and don’t belong in the field of medicine.
                  Feelings and behaviors are NOT “symptoms” – it’s called being human. So instead of saying ”depressed”, why not say, “down”, or “feeling blue”or “devastated” or “distraught”?

                  Language is very powerful, and it’s often used to manipulate. It creates beliefs, which then create reality. Psychiatry is a case in point. People are groomed en masse through various media, through governmental and legal entities, through universities and doctors’ offices. Psychiatric rhetoric and it’s resulting propaganda has become a secular religion. It’s only one approach that has little – if any – scrutiny.
                  It’s a disgrace and deserves to be abolished, imo. There are better ways, but people aren’t encouraged to look. Just expect a limiting, life long label and a steady diet of mind- numbing psych drugs for what has become cradle to grave “treatment”.

                  And it all starts with labels.

                • ALERT!!!
                  BRAIN F.A.R.T. WARNING —

                  Another DSM conference has just concluded —

                  RUN FOR COVER!!!

                  Psychiatrists are on the loose!
                  sputtering and muttering
                  their newest and latest collection of labels to the ends of the earth, bound and determined to make everyone with a pulse into their psychic slave —

                  Cover your ears and cover your mouth
                  — for yet another noxious and deadly Psychiatric BRAIN F.A.R.T. has erupted!!!

                • “ (psychiatrists) are bound and determined to make ANYONE and EVERYONE with a pulse into their FOREVER drug-dependent psychic slaves. They’d raise the dead if they could – just to diagnose post mortem!
                  But nothing’s ever enough for them. Remember, control freaks are never satisfied.

                  Just realize that psychiatrists are highly reactive. Watch them — you’ll see their little mind-wheels turning until suddenly and excitedly they spit out their favorite “diagnostic” proclamations.
                  Then their fingers started to twitch – as their eyes furtively search for their trusty, rusty pens (courtesy of Big Pharma) which they use to indulge their incessant prescriptive scribbling — makes them feel like “real” doctors!

                  It’s obvious – they’re quite predictable, really. And they’re invariably incapable of reflective thought – a real bunch of tried and true knee-jerkers, for sure.
                  They simply can’t control themselves.

                  Germs aren’t the only contagious agents – so are modes of thinking –
                  And psychiatric thought and “therapies” have long since reached epidemic proportions.

                • What are psychiatrists?
                  Modern-day stone throwers. That’s it. That simple.
                  That harmful.
                  Armed with their gobbledygook labels and zombie-inducing drugs, they’ve long since embarked on a mission to colonize every human mind.
                  It’s no longer yours – it’s theirs – they’ve long since claimed it; for them, the concept of personal agency human rights does not compute.

                  Psychiatry has succeeded in co-opting the human psyche – and they don’t tolerate any disagreement. This really annoys them, even angers them -which can be bad for you. They can accuse ”patients” of lacking “insight” (it’s part of their script) and can lock people away in “hospitals” where “patients” have few, if any rights and often have NO rights. It’s can be worse than prisons.

                  It’s despicable and deplorable, even criminal, imo, this so-called psychiatric “treatment”.

                  Labels are stones, scarlet letters, yokes. It’s truly barbaric.

                  Psychiatrists throw stones –
                  And pills –
                  And bills – that “patients” are expected to pay.

                  What’s a person to do?
                  Know their narrative and the “role” they’ve already assigned to anyone unlucky enough to cross their threshold.

                  Know what their drama is all about.

                  Know who YOU are, and more importantly, know WHAT they are.

                • Psychiatric labels have power — and not in a good way. They’re often used as weapons.
                  People need to protect themselves and their minds from being labeled.

                  Feelings need and deserve privacy – confiding in the wrong people can thwart healing.
                  People have the right and the need to be left alone —
                  but psychiatrists and other “mental health” workers habitually ignore people’s right to psychic privacy. They’ve no compunction violating another’s psychic privacy – your mind is theirs to label and control.
                  Not a healthy dynamic, imo.

                  Psychiatrists have an agenda – to label and drug – and what patients say can mean little or nothing to them.
                  Their whole ethos is based on the wrong-headed belief in their superiority.
                  It’s an ethos without ethics.
                  Why this need to label?
                  Because it’s the easiest thing to exploit.

                • A person’s feelings, especially their hurts and insecurities, are the easiest things to exploit.

                • My intent is to be helpful and cautionary.

                  Would you want to swim in a riptide? No – you’d just stay out of the water.
                  Psychiatry is a riptide.

                  Psychiatry is nothing more than junk science, imo, full of grandiose ideas and peculiar, self-serving “therapeutic” antics. And their labels are lynchpins – poisonous yet seductive, intimidating and harmful.
                  It’s a power play based on mendacity.
                  They label anyone who disagrees and believe their own nonsense.
                  It’s not an even playing field, so don’t play their game.

                • RE: April 8, 7:20 pm
                  “(psychiatry) grooms people through various media, governmental and legal entities, universities and doctors’ offices”

                  Psychiatric watchdogs are everywhere now. This isn’t good. The “experts” now start screening, “diagnosing” and drugging earlier and earlier – even before a child can walk or talk. Psychiatry has infected daycare, preschools, primary, middle and high schools. This does serious damage to, and can even destroy, a young person’s growing sense of self. This is a major tragedy and crime.
                  Psychiatry is a sick paradigm that saturates every mainstream system and institution.

                  It goes without saying that psychiatry is market driven – which explains a lot. Yet even without the drug industry, they still control the narrative – just look at universities and medical schools > which speak to governments and media > which speak to doctors and the like > and right into your head and pocketbook.

                  One helpful phrase might be “consider the source”.

                  It’s your life to define, NOT theirs.

                • RE: April 9, 1:03 pm
                  “Psychiatrists have an agenda, to “diagnose” and drug” –
                  and PROFIT! from YOUR misery.

                  Profits, profits, profits for their pockets, pockets, pockets!!!
                  YUK!!!
                  Just consider what’s motivating them.
                  And take note – they love compliance –
                  it means you’ve become their latest source of narcissistic supply – a fancy word for being taken advantage of.

                  The term “professional” means that someone is an “expert” at what they do – but it doesn’t mean that what they do is good!

                • Psychiatry is quackery. It’s nothing more than pseudoscience, and labels are all they’ve got –
                  and these come from their whimsical committee votes!

                  I’m grateful for this space to share my views. Psychiatry is out of control and needs to be stopped. It’s harmed too many people.
                  Thank you to anyone who’s taken the time to read my words. I hope it’s helpful and starts a serious discussion about this abhorrent practice.

                • Brain F.A.R.T. Conference Minutes:
                  Proposals:
                  1. A new national holiday honoring psychiatry with aims pursuant to furthering our efforts of cultural indoctrination and infiltration –
                  Under consideration –
                  PSYCHIATREEN –
                  A lot like Halloween, only in place of trick or treating, we’ll have the whole nation fiddling and farting (just like us!) while thanking and paying us at the same time!!!
                  There’ll be lots of pill exchanges, and games such as “Name that Diagnosis” .

                  Hereby Approved -Calendar date to be decided.

                • How do you get a room full of psychiatrists to shut the F***K up all at once? (Damn near impossible) –
                  Just ask if they know the meaning of the word “dignity” –
                  Immediately a sea of
                  blank stares and deafening silence, followed by a sudden mad dash as for their precious DSM –
                  When they realize it’s not a “disorder”, they set out to make it one, naming it D.D.D. –
                  Delusional Dignity Disorder
                  What will they think of next???

                • How do you get a room full of psychiatrists to shut the F***K up all at once? (Damn near impossible) –
                  Just ask if they know the meaning of the word “dignity” –
                  Immediately a sea of
                  blank stares and deafening silence, followed by a sudden mad dash for their precious DSM –
                  When they realize it’s not a “disorder”, they set out to make it one, naming it D.D.D. –
                  Delusional Dignity Disorder
                  What will they think of next???

                • Psychiatrists’ Anthem –
                  Look to the future and what do we see?A world chock full of psychiatry

                  ➖Endless Refrain➖

                • La – la, La – la, La – la!!!
                  Laughing and singing all the way to the bank –

                • *Amendment* to Psychiatric Brain F.A.R.T. Conference Minutes –
                  RE: National Holiday Proposal –
                  Upon consideration and unanimous vote we hereby declare everyday to be National PSYCHIATREEN DAY – effective immediately

                • Why do psychiatrists need two thumbs?

                  One to sit on all day and another to suck on all night.

                • Psychiatry hides all its bullshit behind one word – “Diagnose”
                  It mistakenly implies authority, a medical reality.
                  Without that word, they don’t have a whole lot to play with.
                  They can’t prescribe –
                  They can’t get paid –
                  They lose prestige.
                  The whole shebang.

                  Psychiatry misuses language.

                  But that’s what con artists do.

                • That’s what bullshitters do.
                  Should be called the ABA –
                  American Bullshitters Association

                • Psychiatric “diagnosis” only SUGGESTS medical reality.
                  THAT’S where the con begins.

                • FEAR OF COMMITMENT –

                  Do you have a fear of commitment?
                  If you don’t, you should.
                  And this is why –

                  Because if you think the days of being locked up in an insane asylum for just being different are over, you need a serious reality check.
                  Because we no longer live in a free society.
                  That illusion’s been fading fast –

                  So what has this got to do with psych diagnoses?
                  EVERYTHING –
                  So hold onto your hats –
                  Have I got news for you…

                  We’ve all heard about stories about the insane asylums of yesteryear
                  – or sanitariums (for the well heeled, of course) –
                  If you thought those days were long gone, you’re sadly mistaken –

                  Don’t think you’re home free because you “chose” to enter a “hospital” or “treatment facility” –
                  Don’t think you can walk out whenever you please –
                  That’s a no go –
                  Whatever your rights are, that’s not the reality –
                  It’s not up to you –
                  It’s whatever the “doctors” say –
                  They’re now the medical Gestapo –
                  So get ready –
                  If you want to get out, you have to agree with them, on every point – their “diagnoses”, their “meds” – everything –
                  Your freedom is gone –

                  And don’t be fooled by any of their fellow professionals –
                  That motley collection of PhD’s, MFCC’s, LCSW’s –
                  Whatever they say legally cuts no ice –
                  They can get you in –
                  But they can’t get you out –
                  Only Psychiatrists hold the key –
                  And when you get out – “when” is a dubious question – “if” is more likely –
                  Your nightmare’s not over –
                  In fact, it’s just begun –
                  Welcome to the world of court ordered therapy which could mean FORCED INJECTIONS –
                  So the next knock on your door just might be your friendly neighborhood Health Police – syringe in hand –
                  And good luck with any legal challange as this could put you in the poor house (if you’re not already there) –
                  But if you’re lucky, you may get out without any legal restrictions –

                  But it doesn’t end there…

                  BECAUSE A PSYCH DIAGNOSIS IS ON YOUR RECORD FOR THE REST OF YOU R LIFE!!!
                  So you could find yourself back where you started –

                  How on god’s green earth could any of this have ever happened?
                  Because while your back was turned Psychiatry and their Pharmacuetical cohorts quietly changed the law –

                  God help us all –

              • What are Psychiatrists?

                A group of self satisfied, power hungry attention seekers dedicated to the control and eventual eradication of human emotion and healthy introspection.

                Why do they do this?

                Because the majority of psychiatrists are alarmingly dissociated, and psychiatry – being so medicalized – is a hotbed of dissociation.
                They’re also incredibly gullible – stupid even – as they unquestionably believe everything they’re taught. And what are they taught? That people brains are “diseased”.

                But it’s more than that – psychiatrists are also dangerously arrogant and remarkably conceited – so much so they think and behave with alarming confidence. But on closer inspection – or perhaps just by taking a step back – you can easily see, if not definitely sense, that what’s playing out in front of you is a particularly slick and carefully curated form of sociopathy/psychopathy – it’s at least very narcissistic – all of which make psychiatrists particularly averse to – and actually frightened of – human emotion and deep introspection, both of which they seek to eradicate with their labels and drugs.

                • What are psychiatrists?

                  They’re narcissists, sociopaths and/or psychopaths, which are the essence of evil.

                  In other words, psychiatrists are dishonest, manipulative people who put themselves in a position to harm others. It’s a relationship that relies on one side having more power than the other – which does not make for a healthy relationship – it’s a foolproof recipe for emotional abuse.
                  They’re the essence of evil.

                  On close inspection, or perhaps when taking a step back, you can definitely sense, if not actually see, what’s playing out in front of you – that psychiatrists are a particularly slick
                  and carefully curated form of sociopathy/psychopathy/narcissism – take your pick – any one of these terms beautifully describe many if not most psychiatrists/therapists They’re the essence of evil –
                  They’re self-deluded “experts” who crave power – and will stop at nothing to keep that power –
                  They’re the essence of evil –
                  It’s important to remember that psychiatrists are the proud authors of the ditzy DSM – that dizzying array of imagined psychopathology.
                  Just one look at the DSM tells you all you need to know about psychiatry and psychiatrists – a scatterbrained bunch who stupidly think such a ridiculous book makes them credible narrators of other people’s lives and minds, when all they’re really doing is DRUGGING and DESTROYING other people’s lives and minds –
                  They’re the essence of evil –

                  Psychiatrists are products of their own delusions, deceptions, or dissociations – whatever you want to call it – which makes it easy for them to act out their neurotic power needs on patients – it’s the sickest thing going –
                  So what’s the cure?
                  Seeing psychiatry it for what it is –
                  That it’s something that will never help you to believe in your SELF –
                  That it’s a very bad, very harmful, psychological farce that espouses nothing but diagnostic nonsense and toxic drugs –

                  That it’s the essence of evil –

                • COMPARTMENTALIST –

                  Psychiatrists love to compartmentalize.
                  It’s what they do all day long.
                  They’re Compart-Mentalists –

                  It’s what psychiatry is all about.

                  Psychiatrists are more than just scientifically deluded – they’re mentally rigid and emotionally frigid – which makes them ideal Compart-Mentalists.

                  Compartmentalization is extremely rudimentary – it’s not scientific or biological at all – but Psychiatrists fool everyone (including themselves) by passing it off as “scientific” with their endless array of arbitrarily idiotic checklists and downright bizarre labels –

                  What’s behind psychiatrists’ obsessive compartmentalizing? What’s the psychology going on in their own hollow heads?
                  It’s fear, their fear of expressing, or seeing others express, any honest thoughts or real emotion.

                  And, more than anything else, they’re terrified of showing any vulnerability – because that would mean the end of their power over you –

                • LOOK AT PSYCHIATRY –
                  But don’t get too close –
                  Just step back and you’ll easily sense, if not clearly see, what’s actually playing out in front of you – an unusually slick form of corporate psychopathy –
                  This usually doesn’t manifest until private practice, as psychiatric residents haven’t yet had the pleasure of being wined, dined, and otherwise courted by the pharmaceutical industry, which – unfortunately – has become the most influential part of the psychiatric education and paradigm –

                • Define Farce –
                  a comic dramatic work using buffooneryand horseplay and typically including crude characterization and ludicroulsy improbable situations –

                  So if you’re in doubt as to just what Psychiatry is, just look up the word “farce” – or just watch a few scenes from The Keystone Cops –

                  Mystery solved –

              • Psychiatry is not scientific –
                It’s not clever, ingenious, or inventive –
                It’s inelegant and uninspired –

                What’s the DSM?
                An blur of distorted, alphabetical fungus –
                that keeps growing and growing and growing –

                • What are Psychiatric Diagnoses?
                  A blur of DISTORTED
                  alphabetical fungi –

                  What’s the DSM?
                  The book of DISTORTED alphabetical fungi –

                • Psychiatry is farcical –
                  How so?
                  Because it’s both dramatic and comic –
                  Patients problems are the drama, and Psychiatrists, being the fools they are, are the (tragically) comical –
                  And the “therapeutic” relationship is really one of psychiatric buffoonery and psychologically dangerous horseplay –

                  And then walks in their mighty DSM –
                  A beautiful expression of crude characterization (“diagnoses”) –

                  And so begins the ludicrously improbable(?) situation known as “psychotherapy”, and there you have it –
                  And it’s so awful you won’t know whether to laugh or cry –

                • Psychiatry is farcical –
                  How so?

                  Because it’s both dramatic and comic –

                  Patients’ problems are the drama –
                  Psychiatrists (and “therapists”) – being the fools they are – are the (tragically) comical –

                  And the “therapeutic relationship” is one of psychiatric buffoonery and psychologically dangerous horseplay –

                  And in walks their mighty DSM –
                  An absurd book of crude characterizations
                  (i.e. diagnoses) –

                  And so begins the ludicrously improbable (?) situation known as “psychotherapy” –

                  And there you have it –
                  Something so awful you won’t know whether to laugh or cry –

              • How would you describe Psychiatrists?
                Well, you need look no further than The Keystone Cops –
                The Keystone Cops? What are the Keystone Cops?
                A group that appears extremely incompetent while exhibiting an uncommon amount of energy in the pursuit of failure –
                Wow! that’s it! Psychiatrists are The Keystone Cops!

                • How can you tell when psychiatrists are getting full of themselves?
                  Whenever they start using the word “construct” – they think it sounds really smart!
                  It’s their favorite word besides “treatment” –

                • And don’t talk to psychiatrists – ever –
                  And be just as careful around therapists of any sort –
                  Avoid these kinds of people altogether –
                  They’re all on massive power trips –
                  Because WHATEVER you say, they’ll interpret as crazy –
                  It’s what their trained to do –

              • Define Intellectualism-
                the exercise of the intellect at the expense of the emotions –

                This describes Psychiatry PERFECTLY –

                • Define Intellectualism –
                  the theory that knowledge is wholly or mainly derived from pure reason; rationalism –
                  the excercise of the intellect. excessive emphasis on abstract or intellectual matters, especially with A LACK OF PROPER CONSIDERATION FOR EMOTIONS –

                  This describes psychiatry PERFECTLY –

            • – “UNFAILINGLY flail around the alphabet” –

              Psychiatry may seem well intentioned and benign, but it’s not — because psychiatric labels give psychiatrists the power to COMMIT INNOCENT PEOPLE WHO’VE COMMITTED NO CRIME —
              This isn’t freedom – it’s a brutal violation of a person’s basic human rights.
              The psychiatric/mental health industrial complex is a dangerously powerful bunch of state-sanctioned name callers.
              AND THAT’S ALL IT’S BASED ON — A BOGUS BOOK OF BULLSHIT LABELS!

              • DSM diagnoses are not biologically-based diseases –
                They are lists of behaviors that indicate a trauma response –
                a natural reaction to overwhelming stress –

              • And in case you ever happen to find yourself impressed or intimidated by a psychiatrist – or any other type of therapist for that matter, just remember this happy thought –

                Their assholes are just as dirty as the next person’s –

                • In other words, don’t take their bullshit seriously, ‘cause psychiatrists are just a bunch of damn fools who ain’t no smarter than you.
                  So tell ‘em to go spew their shit in someone else’s face, god damn it!!!

                • What are psychiatrists’ favorite activities?

                  ass scratching and label spewing (concurrently, of course) –

                  What are psychiatrists?
                  Ass Scratching Label Spewers

                • Psychiatrists don’t scratch their heads while thinking – they scratch their asses while farting –
                  (psychiatric diagnoses. that is) –

                • Next Time You See A Psychiatrist –

                  Count how many seconds it takes before they start farting out a NEW diagnosis and a fistful of NEW drugs –

              • What’s the DSM?

                A ridiculous book with a dizzying array of diagnostic psychobabble – written and read by pseudo-intellectual lint pickers –

                • Psychiatrists are diagnostic lint pickers –

                  What’s a ‘lint picker’?

                  An annoyingly detail-oriented person who focuses on small imperfections rather than seeing the greater glory of the whole –

                  Their heads are so far up their asses they couldn’t pull em out fast enough to save their lives –

                  They can’t see the forest for the trees as psychiatry insistently puts the emPHAsis on the wrong sylLABle –

                • Nothing more than TURDS –

                  What’s the DSM? Isn’t it a book of great diagnostic value?
                  HELL NO!!!
                  It’s a Book of Word Turds –

                  What does that make psychiatrists?
                  Great Big Turds –
                  And walking, talking turds at that – who do turdy work because of their turdy minds –

                  They’re Turd-ites who live in the land of Turdville –

                • Define “turd”-
                  An obnoxious and contemptible person –

                  Define psychiatrist –
                  An obnoxious and contemptible person –

                • Next time you see a Psychiatrist –

                  Count how many seconds it takes before they fart out a NEW “diagnosis” and a SHITLOAD of NEW “drugs “ –

            • So – you’ve just entered the hallowed halls of Psychiatry, the epicenter of modern medicine.
              But wait – is it really??
              No! It’s a scam that pretends to light the way.
              But it doesn’t light the way – it GASLIGHTS the way –
              It’s the epicenter of the Diagnostic Underworld, where noxious blends of dangerous drugs and Diagnostic Verbiage rule the day – it’s a truly toxic netherworld –
              A world of Diagnostic Oblivion with little room for escape –

              • What is Psychiatry?

                An obnoxious blend of foul diagnostic language and even more more noxious, as well as toxic, pharmaceuticals.
                A despicable pseudo-medical association disguised in a cloak of “medical” respectability and presumed – though unproven – “scientific” validity –

                Words to remember, “at your own risk” –

                • What is Psychiatry?
                  A foul blend of obnoxious diagnostic language as well as toxic pharmaceuticals –

                • UPDATE –

                  Academic Psychiatry has silently acquiesced to the Pharmaceutical Faction –
                  (right under our noses) –
                  They’ve secretly forfeited anything resembling integrity – (not that they ever had any in the first place) –

                  Pharmaceutical Fascists now rule the roost –

              • What’s the DSM?
                An astonishing amount of long-winded Diagnostic Verbiage –

                Define Verbiage –
                speech or writing that uses too many words or excessively technical expressions. –

            • What’s the best antidote for the scourge of Psychiatric Diagnoses?

              A lively sense of the ridiculous and a keen sense of the profoundly absurd –

              • What’s the best antidote for the scourge of Psychiatry?

                A lively sense to the ridiculous and a keen sense of the incredibly – and painfully- absurd –

            • DDD – DIAGNOSTIC DELUSION DISORDER (a not-so-secret power grab) –

              Psychiatrists are universally aflicted with Diagnostic Delusion Disorder –

              Interestingly, many psychiatrists find value in Diagnostic Delusion Disorder as it has proven to be a multifaceted resource, as it permits psychiatrists to perform the many and various psychiatric duties and pleasures while simultaineously sustaining and increasing their sense of psychiatric POWER.

              It is in the psychic nature and psychological structure of Diagnostic Delusion Disorder, as well as in the nature and structure of the psychiatrically trained mind, to revel in the convenient state of delusion that DDD creates – a state in which the erroneous belief in psychiatric diagnoses not only flourishes, but allows psychiatrists to effortlessly indulge their neurotic proclivity for such labeling. Psychiatrists also benefit from projecting their own anxieties and disappointments onto their patients, as this provides them with an immeasurable sense of power and relief. And as all this is done with an unshakable belief in the scientific validity of their delusional diagnostic pronostications, it’s not suprising that psychiatrists find the delusional aspect of Diagnostic Delusion Disorder to be its most important component, as it makes the gaslighting effect of DDD especially powerful.

              Such uninhibited diagnostic indulgence allows psychiatrists to experience significant ego-gratification – a vital component in the tiresome and exhaustive maintenance of the reliably stubborn and closed minded psychiatric persona. Ideally, psychiatrists will experience both intensive and prolonged ego-gratification and maintenance while experiencing acute and energetic episodes of DDD. Occasionally, particularly intense episodes of DDD are needed to adequately displace psychiatrists most troublesome anxieties and disappointments onto their patients. It’s most helpful if said psychiatrist is particularly delusional on said particular day.
              So it’s easy to see why psychiatirc diagnosticians find Diagnostic Delusion Disorder to be an affliction of value, as DDD’s unique and interwoven combination of deflection, projection and ultimate disociation produces many useful and necssary things: patient compliance (entrapment), timely financial reimbursement (thievery), and pronounced ego-enhancement for psychiatrists.

              Conclusions: Psychiatry and Diagnostic Delusion Disorder are one and the same –
              and those who believe in psychiatric diagnoses are woefully ignorant of the true meaning of health and wellbeing –

            • CORPORATE PSYCHOPATHY –

              It comes in many forms: CEO’s, attorneys, politicians, physicians/surgeons all score highly on the psychopathic spectrum, with psychiatrists often scoring the highest.

              But few people realize this because psychiatrists have the advantage of working in secret as they practice behind closed doors (patient confidentiality).
              And unfortunately, it’s the patient’s word against theirs –
              This allows psychiatrists get away with murder –
              At least CEO’s, attorneys, politicians and other kinds of physicians have to actually produce real and objective results, whereas all psychiatrists manage to do is label people and drug them silly.

            • PSYCHIATRISTS ARE HOARDERS –

              They’re junk collectors –
              They’re psychological Pack Rats –

              What and where do they hoard?

              Alphabetic debris called Psychiatric Diagnoses – which they place in the DSM – it’s long since been stuffed to the gills!!!

            • What’s Psychiatric Diagnoses?
              A fast growing mass of alphabetical fungus –

              What’s the DSM?
              The book of alphabetical fungus –

              • What’s psychiatry?
                A fast-growing mass of TOXIC alphabetical fungi –

                What’s the DSM?
                A book of PSYCHOTIC alphabetical fungi –

                • What are psychiatrists?
                  A group of chronically peevish, Diagnostically Deranged nitwits –

                • WHERE’S THE DANGER???

                  Oh dear – psychiatrists sound positively evil – but how can this be when the creep I saw was a such complete and total idiot???
                  This is true – your average shrink’s no genius, that’s for sure – they’re at least well meaning – though misguided – numbskulls, and at worst, annoyingly nasty nincompoops –

                  So where are the scary ones?
                  They’re spotted early in the game – the most dangerous and diabolical are recruited right out of residency by the drug and media companies –

                • What’s your average shrink?
                  A well meaning, though thoroughly misguided numbskull –

          • Psychiatric Diagnosis is NOT the language of hope and healing – it is the deceptive and disempowering language of disease, disability and psychic death.

          • Psychiatrists misuse language and from there they abuse power.
            Why has no one ever bothered to put psychiatrists where they belong? —
            O.O.B. — OUT OF BUSINESS!!!

            Something’s gone seriously wrong in a world where if you’re on one side of a door, you’re fine and can go about your business unmolested, but as soon as you’ve set foot in their office, you might as well have agreed to have been branded like livestock!

            It’s NOT a diagnosis – it’s an OPINION –
            THAT’S IT!
            You know what it really is?
            It’s Psychiatric Diagnostic Abuse – better known as P.D.A.!!!
            How’s THAT for a “diagnosis”?

              • No use talking to Brain Farting Bullshitters – you’ll have better luck playing in quicksand –

                Who cares what a bunch of overeducated, well-oiled bullshitters think?

                Buy they don’t think – they just love playing around their stinky data-dung-heaps, citing their beloved “studies and stats”!
                But just don’t sit with them, just keep moving fast – they can’t hit a moving target!

          • In the unlikely event psychiatrists ever back away from their DSM labeling in any meaningful way, which I doubt – and it wouldn’t make any difference if they did, considering what their garbage is founded on – and it’s labeling – NOT diagnosing – or act like their soft-peddling their drugging it’s NOT medicating, it’s DRUGGING – don’t be fooled – for in true narcissistic, control-freak fashion they’ll try to get in front of whatever’s in vogue at the moment to continue controlling the narrative.

            I don’t shake hands with dishonest people –
            Do you???

            But there’s hope in spreading the word –
            It’s amazing what a little truth and lot of human spirit can do.
            No one needs to change anything but their own mind.
            It’s the only thing worth changing.

            • But, true to form, psychiatrists will just keep doing what they’ve always done –
              in true Brain Fart fashion – they’ll come up with some new-fangled, and simply dazzling psych-words, psych drugs, as well as some new and absolutely astonishing Brain Fart theories –

              Just remember to pack an umbrella – it’s sure to rain some awesome verbal turds!

              • Psychiatry RUINS LIVES!!!

                Before you open your wallet and pay for a “diagnosis” –
                or open your mouth to swallow any prescribed brain poison, OPEN YOUR MIND and look for real information – not indoctrination – through online research.
                Buyer beware – it pays to do your own research to find unbiased information so you can make sure you have real informed consent.

                • In a roomful of strangers, how can you tell which ones are psychiatrists?

                  Those who act like their sh**t doesn’t stink –
                  Always a dead giveaway –

            • “Or act like they’re soft-peddling their drugging – (it’s NOT medicating, it’s DRUGGING!!!) – don’t be fooled” –
              Know this – you’re being sedated, you’re being controlled, you’re being chemically manipulated – NOT “treated” or cured in any way.
              “Treatment” – it’s their FAVORITE word – makes them feel great!

              Treatment – even sounds FARTY.

              • Psychiatrists are obsessed with labeling –
                Why this neurotic need to label?
                I guess they’re scared of looking stupid.
                But labels are stupid – and crude – and above all, insulting.
                Strange coming from people who take great pains to come off as especially erudite – when in truth , all they really are is a bunch of know – it – all blow hards.
                As their DSM got thicker and thicker, people kept getting sicker and sicker –

                So what does THAT tell you?

                F**CK them and their damn book of labels!

                • Know this – the DSM is nothing but a book of bogus labels. It’s their money book , their billing system – they have people pay for fake “illnesses” – pretty damn crass!

                • Psychiatry is behavioral perfectionism – which is a dangerous thing –

                  Psychiatry was, and still is, and will always be – an essentially eugenic exercise –
                  and, on a larger scale, it’s a thinly disguised form of fascism –

                  Read up on psychiatry’s history, and you’ll find it’s true – that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree –
                  and with psychiatry, the apple hasn’t fallen AT ALL –

                • Psychiatry spends a lot of time and money convincing the world of what they consider to be a scientific reality and societal validity –
                  Neither of these holds water –
                  Indeed, they captain a leaky boat –
                  Maybe they’ll capsize someday from their overload of empty science and toxic drugs –

                  Unfortunately, psychiatry has proven to be one of western civilizations worst manifestations – especially when you consider the culturally myopic and tragically clumsy efforts of pushing their paradigm on non-western cultures –

                  Psychiatrists out to be banned from practicing what they think is medicine –

                • Instead of relying on psychiatric shills and their assorted pharmaceutical carnival barkers, look forward to making the DSM obsolete – a cultural artifact found only in museums –

                • Psychiatrists have DDD –
                  Definition Dependence Disorder –

                  (which reveals their spiritual blindness) –

                • Define Gaslight –
                  manipulate (someone) by psychological means into questioning their own sanity –
                  Sounds like psychiatry –
                  They’ve cornered the market on gaslighting –
                  It’s Gaslighting Incorporated –

                • DIAGNOSTIC DELUSION DISORDER – DDD – (a not-so- secret power grab) –

                  Psychiatrists are universally afflicted with DDD – Diagnostic Delusion Disorder –

                  Interestingly, many psychiatrists find value in Diagnostic Delusion Disorder. Indeed, DDD has proven to be a multifaceted resource as it permits psychiatrists to perform many and various psychiatric duties and pleasures, while simultaneously sustaining and increasing their sense of POWER.

                  It is in the psychic nature and psychological structure of Diagnostic Delusion Disorder (as well as in the nature and structure of the psychiatrically trained mind), to revel in the convenient state of unconsciousness, of delusion, that DDD affords them (psychiatrists). A “DDD” state of mind is one of psychic blindness/unconscious/delusion (an erroneous belief in psychiatric diagnoses) which enables psychiatrists to effortlessly indulge their neurotic proclivity for labeling unsuspecting patients. And while accomplishing this, they unconsciously displace/project their own anxieties onto their patients. This provides provides psychiatrists with an immeasurable sense of power and relief.

                  And psychiatrists do all this with an unshakeable belief in the scientific validity of their delusional diagnostic prognostications.

                  Such uninhibited diagnostic indulgence also allows psychiatrists to experience significant ego gratification – a vital component in the exhaustive and tiresome maintenance of the reliably stubborn and closed minded psychiatric persona.

                  Ideally, psychiatrists experience extensive and prolonged ego gratification and maintenance when engaged in frequent and energetic episodes of DDD.
                  Psychiatrists overwhelmingly report experiencing positive affect in themselves while in acute stages of DDD.

                  Occasionally, particularly intense episodes of DDD are needed to adequately displace the psychiatrist’s most troublesome anxieties onto their patients. It’s most helpful if said psychiatrist is especially delusional on that particular day.

                  Only when psychiatrists have produced a workable amount of patient confusion and demoralization will psychiatrists know that DDD has worked its ugly magic. Psychiatrists will then quickly conclude sessions by assaulting patients with a barrage of erroneous diagnostic labels, then handing them a budget busting bill.
                  Any questions or objections from patients are handled with requisite professional distaste.

                  It is easy to see why psychiatric diagnosticians find DDD to be an affliction of value. DDD’s unique and interwoven combination of deflection, projection, and ultimate dissociation produces patient compliance (entrapment), timely financial reimbursement (thievery), and pronounced ego enhancement for the psychiatrist.
                  All at the same time.

                  It is not surprising that psychiatrists believe the delusional aspect of DDD to be its most important component, making the gaslighting effect of DDD especially powerful.

                  Diagnostic Delusion Disorder = Psychiatry They are one and the same.

                  The takeaway –
                  Those who believe in psychiatric diagnoses are woefully ignorant of the true meaning of healing and wellbeing.

                • People get sicker and sicker –
                  As the DSM gets thicker and thicker –

                  My goodness – I wonder why…
                  We’ll have to conduct a study to find evidence of a collaboration!

            • Let there be no confusion – Conversation and/or cooperation with psychiatrists is not, nor was it ever, any aspiration or goal –
              It’s futile and folly dealing with amoral people with cockeyed reasoning –

              People that believe emotional struggles are indicative of pathology are dangerous – and are the sickest among us.

              • Psychatrists are essentially full of hot air.
                And that’s putting it politely.
                More to the point – they talk through their asses.
                Hence the many fart references.
                Psychiatry’s modes and methods warrants nothing more.

                Psychiatry needs to be known and shown for what it is – one shitty mess created by psychiatrists, whose minds are full of shitty ideas. They see emotional suffering as illnesses, and use perjorative terms disguised as medical diagnoses. This is shortsighted and inhumane.
                Their medical model is flawed and utterly wrongheaded, and it’s rooted in their blatant disrespect and utter disregard
                for their fellow human beings. Psychiatrists can seem caring and compassionate, but their underlying attitudes and motives are anything but – they are drencehd in hubris.

                They rarely, if ever, question the validity of their self-serving diagnostic thinking. Doing so would mean the end of their ability to exploit millions with little to no accountability. Their modus operandi has succeeded in creating a dependent population from a naive and unquestioning public. This is intentional – imo – unsconscious, but nevertheless intentional. They’ve created a dyanmic that allows them to unconsciously act out their outsized ego needs and power greed. But such is often the psychology of many an M.D.
                Their power is their drug, and it serves them well – but it’s little more than an elaborate form of gaslighting, imo.

                People have their problems, but psychiatry’s wholesale hijacking of people’s minds and spirits is outrageous; it’s stupid and cruel and definitely NOT the answer.
                Psychiatry is a grotesque medical misadventure masqueradeing as science,
                practiced by arrogant fools. It’s a nasty business run by a bunch of heavy-handed pompous asses. They’re hopelessly dependent on their ego-driven ideas, so nicely spelled out in excruciating detail in their idiotic DSM. Garbage like this is what they think passes for insight and intelligence.
                And their psychotherapy is no better – it’s a lopsided so-called “theraputic” realtionship, in which their narrative is the only one that counts.

                Take heed – those whose use labels as their stock in trade is shady – but this is psychiatry – -whose research has proven to be biased and whose drugs have harmed, and continue to harm, many people needlessly.

                • “but psychiatry’s wholesale hijacking – AND MEDICATING – of people’s minds and spirits is outrageous -“

                • Seeing a psychiatrist is just asking for trouble.
                  The psychiatric/psychotheraputic industrial complex is a dehumanizing and degrading paradigm ruled by their disgusting DSM – a very stupid and very tedious tome teeming in hyperbolic psychobabble.
                  Psychiatrists are overconfident in their underestimation of peoples’ natural ability to understand and heal themselves.
                  Psychiatry is a cancer on society that pathologizes people for being human and questioning an inhumane world.

                • PSYCHIATRY = HYPERBOLE

                  It’s one massive shitload of hyperbole –
                  Psychiatric diagnoses are nothing more than hyperbolic labels.

                  Good to know…

                • And psychiatrists aren’t the sole purveyors of the psychological chicanery known as psychiatric diagnosing – indeed not – psychologists, marriage and family therapists, and social workers also deal in the misleading and dishonest practice of labeling sophistry, as all refer to the DSM.

                • Therefore, beware of those beholden to the DSM. It is NOT merely a harmless function for insurance reimbersements – it is a uniquely harmful and brutally stigmatizing tool of degradation and social control.

                • Psychiatry is hard-core psychological pornography — and psychology is soft-core pychological pornography.

                  Both of these are morally and spiritually bankrupt.

                • Psychiatry is a depraved and ghoulish endeavor.
                  Diagnostic labeling is subjective, and therefore subject to bias, which means patients are at a disadvantage.
                  Psychiatrists see people through tainted lenses, through the darkness of their imagined pathology,

                • Psychiatry comes down to one thing –

                  DISEASE MONGERING!!!

                  That’s all it is, and all anyone really needs to know about it.

                  People need help, but the psychiatric disease model and it’s many labels are the road to nowhere.

                • Psychiatric diagnosing is not a healing thing -it’s psychologically violent and form of predation.

                • Psychiatry is the search for, and perpetuation of, pathology, not health or healing.

                • Psychiatric diagnosing is a gross and fiendish distortion of reality – a baseless claim that people actually have quantifiable biological brain diseases and disorders. This approach
                  mischaracterizes difficultly and denies emotional trauma.

                  Psychiatrists are cowards.

                • The word “coward” is a label, a descriptive term, and represents a real thing. But psychiatric diagnoses are not real – they’re invented –
                  It’s psychiatric fiction.

                • A new diagnosis –
                  P.D.P. –
                  Psychiatric Diagnostic Predation
                  – Consists of “professionals” targeting and labeling vulnerable people, allowing humans, through codified language, to prey on each other

                • Psychiatric diagnoses operates solely on the baseless claim that psychological distress can be reduced to discrete diagnostic labels, and that suffering is caused by a quantifiable, biological brain disease or disorder. These claims have yet to be proven, and can’t be proven – but psychiatrists fail to see the futility of going down this road.
                  This only proves that psychiatry has cornered the market on stupidity.

                  Psychiatrists are deluded – they exist in a labeling vacuum, in a bubble of imagined scientific sophistication. They think in rigid, cloddish, and mechanical terms, i.e. diagnoses.

                  Psychiatric diagnoses serve only to diminish and stigmatize vulnerable people.

                • Don’t let psychiatrists take a diagnostic crap on you –

                  And don’t give a crap what psychiatrists say about you, or anyone, or anything –

                  Steer clear of psychiatrists – they’re full of shit –
                  they’re walking-talking biohazards.

                  Psychiatrists are constipated – intellectually, psychologically, and emotionally constipated –
                  and diagnosing is their psychic laxative.

                  They use patients to symbiotically purge themselves of their own unconscious emotional trauma. They can’t face the fact that life can be devastaing painful – if they did they’d have to face their own buried trauma – and this their ego will not allow -so they hide from this truth by frantically and incessantly insisting that emotional distress stems from a biological entity or process –
                  It’s called projecting, to use a psychological term.

                  Psychiatrists are, at the same time, both ridiculous and tragic people – fumbling, bumbling idiots, devoid of curiosity, compassion, and imagination, who, nevertheless, continue to regard themselves as esteemed “professionals”, when all they’re really doing is acting out toddler-age sandbox power dynamics.

                  Some psychiatrists never fail to get excited if patients act or speak bizarrely – they get off on it – they really do! They whip into action – it’s the only time they’re ever animated – they can’t wait to slap a label on any hapless soul they find in their clutches – they’re are on top of the world if they can label you with a “multi axis diagnosis”, also known as “co-morbidity” –
                  My goodness, with language like this, these misguided “professionals” can actually play doctor!! “Mommy, mommy, look at me !! I’m a doctor now!!! Wheeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

                  Some psychiatrists are prone to such diagnostic highs that they find themselves practically prancing down the halls, doing the Highland Fling, while others beat their chests and bang their drums, all while dancing their diagnostic Watusi –
                  it’s quite the sight –
                  other psychiatrists harbor truly nasty dispositions – (these are the most dangerous) – they feed off the power dynamics to a frightening degree –

                  For psychiatrists, it’s their greatest relief and accomplishment – you’ve really made their day – they live for this – to diagnostically defecate – ALL OVER YOU!!!

                  Psychiatrists are afflicted with PDD –
                  PSYCHIARIC DIAGNOSTIC DIARRHEA!!
                  Symtoms: always ready to take a diagnostic dump on anyone that breathes –

                  They fail to see that their diagnosing is really nothing more than projection, their favorite and most oft-used defense mechanism – they cling to it tightly – it’s the only “real” thing they’ve ever done.
                  That and pill-pushing.

                  Psychiatrists use defense mechanisms extensively to protect and promote their fragile egos, all while hiding behind a mountain of meaningless acronyms and neurotoxins.

                  Psychiatrists lack self-awareness – they walk around totally disconnected, hopelessly encased in the cement of the many fail-safe psychological defense mechanisms, allowing themselves to engage in endless rationalizations to support their illusion of superiority.
                  Their well-worn, tiresome narrative consisting of “you’re sick, and we’re not” is just another way of saying, “WE’RE the emperors, you’re not, and how dare you say we’re not wearing any clothes!” –

                  The truth of the matter is that people see things differently. But psychiatirists can’t accept this. They can’t see it’s not healthy to characterize feelings as symtoms or illnesses. They can’t see through their own self-created diagnostic dogma, the curse of modernity –
                  they can’t see they’re doctors of deception and emperors of ego.
                  And that’s all it is – diagnositc dogma.

                  Psychiatrists are deeply insecure and fundamentally immature people, aptly displaying this daily while acting out their sandbox power dynamics. Psychiatrists build nothing more than sandcastles, and throw sand in the faces of those who refuse to play their self-serving narrative. Petulant, arrogant fools they are, never ceasing to mouth off their pompous diagnostic proclamations and pharmacological exhortations –

                  Psychiatrists are caught in their own tight grip of psychiatric tension – they’re afflicted with PTD – Psychiatric Tension Disorder – and taking a diagnostic dump on people is how they discharge their tension – they can’t rest until they’ve diagnosed and drugged someone.
                  That’s how they feel in control.

                  People are better off saving their money and calling a trusted friend, avoiding psychiatrists altogether, living free from psychiatry’s polluted, useless, and toxic paradigm, a paradigm devoid of humanity.

                • RE: Sept 25
                  PSYCHIATRISTS use patients to symbiotically purge themselves of their own repressed emotional trauma. PSYCHIATRISTS can’t face the fact that life can be devastatingly painful – if PSYCHIATRISTS did face this fundamental emotional reality, they’d have to face their own buried childhood trauma – (which, undoutedly, contributed to their highly neurotic scholastic overacheiving – you know the type, success as any cost – the “I’m right and know more than the next medical resident, by God -” M.D.’s are often very toxically competative) and facing their own buried trauma is something their inflated egos will not allow, and so, true to form, they hide from this truth by frantically and incessantly insisting that emotional distress stems from biological causes and processes – a real cop-out – but it’s the way of chumps –
                  As long as psychiatrists keep believing their precious bullshit biological spiel, and non-believers don’t cross them,they’re happy, and much less likely to act out their suppressed aggression and rage on defensless patients with numerous “diagnoses” and forced medicating, or forced electroconvulsive “therapy” –
                  Psychiatrists are contol freaks, in the WORST WAY – a verydangerous way – sick and cruel, they’re sadists disguised as doctors –
                  at the very least psychiatrists are stubborn, uncreative, ego-driven, ego-defensive CHUMPS!!!

                • DIAGNOSTIC DUMPING

                  This is what psychiatry has brought into the modern world –

                  Psychiatrists are addicted to Diagnostic Dumping –
                  They created it and they love it –
                  They have DDD – Diagnostic Dumping Disorder –

                  But why?

                  What makes them think they know what they’re doing?
                  And why do they do it ?
                  And why do they think they’re in a position to do what they do?
                  And what makes them think they have the right to do it?

                  Why do they insist on a biologically reductionist approach?
                  – Because it allows them to deny the reality of emotional
                  trauma, their own as well as others –
                  – Because it feeds their sick drive to look askance at their fellow
                  human beings – (borne of their unconscious insecurity and
                  their pathological need to dominate others)
                  – Because it allows them to believe they have THE ANSWER –
                  to never be wrong – which satisfies their craving for public validation – and, afterall, science explains everything, and you can’t argue with science!
                  Science. Really? You call pill-pushing-mind-control “science”???
                  Take off your tin crown.

                  Psychiatrists live in denial – they barrel through life in dissosiative bliss – this is what psychiatry does for them –

                  All they’re really doing is picking labels out of a hat and doping people up with dangerous neurotoxins – and they think they’re practicing medicine! Go figure –

                  Stay away from psychiatrists – they can do irreparable harm –

                  Psychiatrists get triggered whenever they see someone in emotional distress – it makes them so uncomfortable – this is indisputable – it makes them do what they do!
                  And what do they do? To relieve their own anxiety they pull a label out of their ass and write a shitload of prescriptions –
                  and if anyone disagrees with them, they have a fit and spit out more diagnoses and write even more prescriptions – and if people say certain trigger words, they can have them committed involuntarily and subjected to forced drugging, even after discharge –
                  These are the harsh realities and possible dire consequences of DIAGNOSTIC DUMPING –

                  But psychiatrisits are the dangerous ones – ESPECIALLY if you defy them –
                  Even if you so much as dare to make a psychiatrist feel awkward or stupid you can pay a high price –
                  Tread lightly because psychiatrists are full of rage – it’s the driving force of all name callers and closet bullies –

                  In one sense, psychiatrists are closet divas, divas disguised as doctors, and they do so love their pseudo-medical drama!
                  But don’t play into their narrative –
                  and DON’T let yourself be cast as the sick one –
                  their Diagnostic Dumping could dog you the rest of your life…

                  Question:
                  What kind of people seek a career of handing out cheap shots?
                  Answer: Psychiatrists!
                  And what are psychiatrists?
                  CHUMPS! and they don’t even know it!
                  Chumps who use cheaps shots = psychiatrists –
                  Diagnostic Dumpster divers hellbent on having the last word –
                  That’s psychiatry in a nutshell – THEIR nutshell!

                  But society can have the last word by not listening to them in the first palce –
                  So simply walk away… and see how long it takes for psychiatrists to realize that no one’s listening to them and they’re only talking to each other!!

                • And should you ever – some day – summon the courage and good sense to get up and leave these goddamn brainfarters for good, do it in true brainfart fashion – as you leave, let out one loud, long, and positively “authentic” fart of your own – just turn your back, and bend over while saying, “This one’s for you” and let out the fart of your life as you exist the door – and, believe it or not, it will likely be the first time they’ve ever truly heard ANYTHING you’ve ever said!

                  Bear in mind that psychiatrists are emotionally obtuse creatures, with little to no sense of humor, irony, or nuance -(humor confuses them, irony frustrates them, and nuance, without fail, always escapes them, and actually frightens some!)

                  Psychiatrists – (sigh) they truly are nothing more than pseudo-scientific emotional clunky-dunks on the make –

                  And don’t forget to take pride in the fact that you’re actually doing these fart-based fuck-heads a favor by being so clear, and so painfully – yet good naturedly – unambiguous, as you take a flatulent bow while leaving their office for the LAST TIME!!!
                  And for once in their professional lives, you’ll render them absolutley speechless!!!

                  Yet rest assured – – psychiatrists never fail to surprise and disappoint in their uncanny knack for misinterpretation –
                  But this won’t be your concern – but you can bet on finding a new diagnosis in the DSM before you’ve even mailed them your last bill –
                  So here’s a good guess –
                  FDD – Flatulant Disengagement Disorder, with schizoid or psychotic features – (whichever suits them in the moment) –

                  This is Psychiatric Diagnostic Dumping – singularly one of easiest, most self-serving, yet stupidest things ever invented –

                  Remember, you’ll be doing your part in helping put an end to this rampant psychiatric tomfoolery – by backing out of their stupid drama, by refusing, once and for all, to play their stooge –

                  And behold – without stooges, THERE IS NO PSYCHIATRY, because psychiatry is a PHANTOM PROFESSION!!!
                  THEY make into whatever they want – but so can YOU – you can render it useless by not buying into their one-sided, egocentric nonsense!!!

                • PSYCHIATRISTS ARE DIAGNOSTICALLY OBSESSED, CONTROL FREAKY / EMOTIONAL TYRANTS / MASTER MANIPULATORS / WORD TWISTERS

                  You see, it’s good to recognize that psychiatrists are emotional tyrants – to know they use toxic power dynamics and word games to influence and overwhelm desperate people.

                  But what else is going on in such odd, unequal, and unbalanced relationships?
                  It boils down to psychiatrists acting out their own repressed childhood trauma with each patient – over and over again – a classic example of repetition compulsion, exercising their unhealthy need to always be in power and in control – OVER YOU – (and unconsciously, over themselves) –

                  But this is an unhealthy dynamic for all involved, because in such relationships, psychiatrists always have the upper hand – (not a good idea) – which gives them a distinctly advantageous ability to mess with people’s reality and delicate sense of self –

                  Psychiatry is the cultivation and sustentation of rigged relationships – which is what draws these people to psychiatry in the first place, because it’s rigged in their favor.
                  And psychiatry attracts essentially (and often secretly) intolerant people, obsessed with controlling outcomes, controlling you – but utimately controlling their own unconscious –

                  They lack an ability to see things from another’s point of view, to see things contextually –
                  In other words, they just can’t see beyond themselves and their own self-serving psychiatric narrative – doing threatens their illusion of power –
                  They’re simply unable to live and let live –

                  How tragic, and yet – how potentially dangerous –

                  And how do they sustain their illusion of power?
                  By spinning medical myths, tales and stories – an essentially false reality, a false narrative they call psychiatry – and then capturing people in a relational trance called psychotherapy, a trance fed and maintained by twisting and manipulating words and language, thereby enabling them to alter people’s sense of reality (i.e. gaslighting) – and all this aided and abetted by a complicit pharmaceutical industry, which furiously funds and forms a constant stream of market saturation through seductive advertising –
                  Indeed, it’s a brilliant evolution and modern adaptation of the ancient con of quackery –

                  But really, it’s all a lot of window dressing around the simple, yet ugly practice of DIAGNOSTIC DUMPING!

                  Psychiatry is a play on words, they play WITH words, they play with people’s mind’s, and if you’re not careful, they’ll play with YOUR mind –
                  which they’re doing already to the whole damn world –
                  it’s one dirty, despicable rigged game –

                  But that’s all it is – a power play, a game of words – a dirty game that no one needs to play –

                • RE: Sept 7 – Clarification –

                  Psychiatry is the cultivation and sustentation of rigged relationships – which is what draws PSYCHIATRISTS to practice psychiatry in the first place, because it’s rigged in their favor – Psychiatry attracts medical students whose personalities are secretly needy, yet demand complete emotional control over others, over outcomes, and ultimately over their own unconscious –

                • RE: Sept 7 – Clarification

                  PSYCHIATRISTS lack an ability to see things from another’s point of view, to see things contextually –

                • RE: Sept 6 – minor redo –

                  THIS IS WHAT PSYCHIATRISTS DO –

                  To relieve their own anxiety, psychiatrists pull labels out of their asses and write shitloads of prescriptions – that’s the extent of it – and woe to anyone who dares disagree with these psychiatric princes –
                  And if you do so dare, you can count on these great “docs” to descend into a barely contained, yet truly apoplectic fits of psychiatric rage – directed at anyone, except another psychiatrist –
                  Yes, indeed – you’ll find the psychiatrist spitting out MORE diagnoses and writing MORE prescriptions at a frantic pace, after which they’ll stomp off, muttering to themselves, at this point practically incoherent –

                  As you can see, psychiatrists are people you need to stay away from – you don’t want to ruffle their feathers, or rattle their cages –

                  Just sit back, and ponder this illustrative display of psychiatric meltdown – nothing more than a pathetic power play enacted by psychiatrists, who are the prime examples of modern medical culture run amok –

                • Psychiatry is a grotesque and psychologically violent form of social control –
                  It’s a sick system of behavioral perfectionism – which is a dangerous thing –
                  People need to know about psychiatry’s past – what it was – what it still is- and what it will always be – because of what it stands for – which is social control by any means necessary –
                  And on a large scale, it mimics, and may actually be, a form of fascism –

                  Read up on psychiatry’s history and you’ll find it’s true – that indeed – the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree -and with psychiatry, the apple hasn’t fallen at all –

                • – Because psychiatry essentially remains a form of social eugenics, which these days masquerades as behavioral perfectionism –

                  One example is the ghastly psychiatric diagnosis of ODD –
                  oppositional defiant disorder –
                  What a disgusting and obvious form of psychiatric fascism right in plain sight –
                  These types of social eugenics have been making a comeback for decades now – metastasizing right along side every new psyche “drug” –

                  People need to wake up and see what’s been happening the last 35 – 40 years,
                  ever since the psychiatric community decided to play up their Biological Myth –

                • Psychiatry is a one-stop shop of DIAGNOSTIC MADNESS –

                  Psychiatrists are the modern-day equivalent of Merlin the Magician –
                  What they do requires no real talent or skill –
                  All they do is speak in psych tongue – while reaching into their bag of pharma tricks –

                  People need to stop looking to psychiatry for answers –
                  Because it’s based on a fallacy of biological pathology –
                  A false claim they keep trying to prove –

                  Why have people blindly accepted the ridiculous notion that emotional difiiculties, or problems in functioning, are medical problems?
                  Why take a trip down the Psychiatric Rabbit Hole???

                  Because psychiatrists are pill pushers – plain and simple –
                  and people want quick relief, which is understandable –

                  They’re knocking on the wrong door, imo –

                  But people aren’t “sick” –
                  They don’t have mental “diseases” –
                  They are troubled, they are suffering –
                  And unfortunately, some people are abusive, and have truly disturbing and dangerous psyches (from which they themselves might not be suffering at all, but could be doing great harm to others) –

                  But these are not biologically rooted –

                  Epigenetics is a reality, but it’s nothing new, or particularly remarkable, for that matter –
                  It’s something wise people have witnessed and taken seriously for generations –
                  But no one’s ever needed any self-important, and dubiously titled “expert” to explain epigenetics –
                  Epigenetics is just a fancy word for intuition, insight, observation –
                  And yes – it is a biological reality – one that can be witnessed in any living thing at any given moment, for it’s part of the biological continuum that’s affected ad infinitum by the constantly changing enviornment, be it emotional or physical –
                  And one can only hope such knowledge is handled wisely –
                  But wisdom and simple human kindness often withers in the face of heavy-handed academia –

                  So the world is faced with pacifying a passel of hopelessly overeducated, university-trained “professionals”, who, sadly, are fixated on gathering statistics and “scientific evidence”, only to prove the already obvious –

                  Psychiatrists stubbornly insist on seeing themselves as having some special knowledge –
                  as virtual creators and purveyors of whatever imagined “treatment” strikes their fancy at any given moment –
                  and since science always fails to confirm any of their wide-eyed speculations, they’ve learned to rely on their goofball DSM –

                  So, with all their great bluster and muster, they continue to bellow and squawk, “THESE DIAGNOSES ARE TRUE!” –
                  and if someone simply asks why, they retort,
                  “Because I say so! So there!”

                  But, back to practicality –

                  Why do people keep listening to the Mad Hatters of Medicine and the Naked Emperors of Social Eugenics???

                  What holds together this perpetual psychiatric dog and pony show???

                  It’s their made-up language – a convoluted blend of warped medicalese, peppered with idiotic misinterpretaions of human behaviors – an alphabetic maze, a virtual nightmare of coded madness of they insist on calling “Diagnoses” –

                  It’s a one way trip down the Psychiatric Rabbit Hole!

                • Psychiatrists are –
                  SELF-IMPORTANT NINCOMPOOPS –
                  caught in a toxic loop of DDD – DIAGNOSTIC DELUSION DISORDER

                • Psychiatrists have no manners –

                  It’s a great job for those who like handing out insults for a living –
                  It’s also an ideal outlet for acting out repressed aggression in a psuedo-scienticfically polite way –

                  Psychiatrists see themselves as so knowledgeable and intelligent –
                  But they fail to see how unbelievably rude and intrusive they actually are –

                  Analyzing and labeling people is VERY rude –
                  And demanding that vulnerable people bare their souls to them – perfect strangers – reveals psychiatrists’ sick sense of power and entitlement –
                  They think they’ve a right to invade and intrude on people’s private psychic space –
                  They’re just itching to do any number of BRUTAL psychiatric “interventions” –
                  “Interventions” these are NOT – these are PSYCHIATRIC INVASIONS!!!

                  Psychiatrists are professional busy bodies, as well as professional bullies –
                  They punish patients for feeling insulted and rejecting them – which is a healthy reaction for anyone to have when they’re insulted –
                  So they retaliate by accusing patients of being “resistant”, or “lacking insight”, or “overly sensitive” – all evidence of THEIR OWN distorted thinking –

                  And just because they learn all their garbage in a university setting, they think it’s legit –

                  But it’s nothing more than rudeness – unchecked, god awful rudeness – pure and simple –

                  Psychiatrists should learn to mind their manners, – of which they’ve none – and GO HOME FAST!!!

                  They’d be doing the world a favor if they’d toss out their licenses, close their offices and book a one way trip off the planet earth!

                  The only decent psychiatrists are those who’ve honorably and voluntarily left the “profession” for good –
                  Bravo to these rare and decent souls!

                • Psychiatriats are –

                  AUTHORS of PSYCHIATRIC SORCERY –

                  a gaggle Meddlesome Merlins –
                  hopelessly devoted to the odius practice of psychiatric spellbinding –

                  One can usuallly find any number of them forever tweaking and toiling over their freakish DSM, always trying to come up with any number of brand new Diagnostic Incantations and Psychiatric Poison Potions!!!

                • Psychiatrists “psychiatrize” –

                  What does THAT mean?

                  It means that psychiatry has enjoyed unwarranted, undue, and unnecessary influence in today’s culture –

                  It’s a process of massive cultural conditioning – disguised as public education – aimed at making people doubt themselves and think there’s something wrong with them just for feeling bad, or even just feeling uncomfortable – that they’re “sick” for experiencing unpleasant emotions – and that they should, without hesitating, seek “professional” help –

                  It’s become a process of pathologizing and medicalizing emotions and behaviors – and using fraudulent “diagnostic” labels to convince and harness people into a state of chronic psychiatric submission –

                  Psychiatry has succeeded in taking over the public discourse, has succeeded in infusing it with a profoundly negative vocabulary —
                  It’s all about illness with these people –

                  Discouragement, despondency and despair are now referred to as “depression” –
                  What was once known as neat nicks, or worry warts, is now labeled as OCD, or GAD –
                  Granted, these feelings or psychic states can be intense and life-altering, and sometimes life threatening –
                  and trained help (or untrained help) can be imperative –
                  But they’re often just difficult feelings that need to be worked through privately, or habits that need to be broken – and don’t need any “medical intervention” –

                  People now have to duck and dodge the slings and arrows of psychiatric labels from all directions –
                  People deserve to be treated with dignity and respect when they’re having a hard time, or even extreme reactions to, what has become, for so many, a toxically stressful culture –

                  Anyone seeking professional help ought to REJECT LABELS -to not submit to any diagnostic brainwashing –
                  to only use prescriptions as a last resort, imo –

                  There’s a good chance they might be better off in the long run by avoiding psychiatry and refusing to audition for any role in someone’s useless diagnostic drama –

                  A healthy scepticism needs to be encouraged, otherwise this cultural dependence on diagnostic labels and so-called “experts” will never abate, and the current tidal wave of psychiatrization will only continue getting worse –

                • But the last thing anyone should continue to do is take these Bonafide BrainFarters serioulsy – especially any loopy “diagnosis” the see fit to lob at you, along with prescriptions galore –
                  It’s the BrainFart Way – no more more, no less –

                  So just relax, and remember to, at the right time, let your farts speak for you – it’ll be most apropos – even downright eloquent!
                  – as you leave, say, “This one’s for YOU!” – and let out THE FART OF YOUR LIFE – AND MAKE IT A CRESCENDO!!!
                  You’re sure to leave them posively baffled!

                • – And you can walk out proud and tall –
                  for you’ve made no bones about it –
                  you’ve had a bellyfull of their bullshit!!!

                  Oh, Happy Day, at last!

                • THE RETURN OF THE INQUISITION –

                  History often repeats itself, and it’s happening again –
                  The Inquisition comes to mind…

                  These days it’s Psychiatric Heresy –
                  New century, same old dynamics –
                  The Political Abuse of Psychiatry is alive and well…

                • PRD – PSYCHIATRIC RAGE DISORDER –

                  Suffered primarily by practicing psychiatrists –

                  Symtoms:
                  1. Rages (most often covert) directed at vulnerable others
                  2. Exhibits authoritarian personality traits
                  3. Compulsively seeks power throughout life
                  4. Seeks careers in objectification of vulnerable others, i.e. psychiatry
                  3. Status -obsessed
                  4. Only engages in transactional relationships in which they claim authority, be it personal or professional

                  Etiology – repressed childhood trauma, (i.e. neglect, and/or abandonment, often occurring in a family culture of arbitrary standards and irrational expectations). Narcississtic parents/caregivers figure prominently

                  Observations:
                  Psychiatrists presenting rage, most often unconscious and therefore covertly displayed –
                  Psychiatric rage most often manifests in fervent and frequent episodes of DI – Diagnostic Insanity, often comorbid with prescriptive mania

                • Stop the Psychiatric Freight Train in it’s tracks –
                  It’s a runaway train, and it’s headed your way –
                  So step out of the way –
                  Give psychiatrists a wide berth – out of sight and out of reach –
                  Your freedom may depend on it –

                • Question: How do you stop this Psychiatric Freight Train?
                  How do you avoid becomming their guinea pig?

                  By avoiding psychiatry altogther –
                  By not listening to, or engaging in, any psychiatric chatter –
                  By REJECTING labels –
                  By NOT submitting to ANY
                  Diagnostic Brainwashing –
                  By avoiding prescriptions (or only using briefly as a LAST resort ) –
                  By not adopting the psychiatric/mental health/illness/mind set/ cultural values of psychotherapy and psych drugs as a means of coping with life –
                  By reclaiming your identity as a human being , NOT as a “patient ” EVER AGAIN!!!”

                • MAKE PSYCHIATRY INTO A CULTURAL DINOSAUR –

                  But know that psychiatry’s a stubborn lot, a medical behemoth that’s permeated the culture –
                  and they’ll keep spouting off, hogging the airwaves and clogging the internet, continually voicing their vapid, pseudoscientific balderdash ad nauseam, thinking their theories are unassailable –

                  But those days are over –
                  Even entrenched and politically connected organizations can now be challenged –
                  The internet has made possible the dissemination of competeing ideas, making the disruption of the psychiatric industry at last possible (much to psychiatry’s priggish chagrin)

                  People who have their own opinions and ideas now have the microphone –

                  So here’s to making psychiatry a historical (and hysterical) footnote in history!

                • Psychiatrists are affiliated with:

                  – DDD – Diagnostic Diarrhea Disorder – – – interchangeable with Diagnostic Delusion Disorder –

                  Also recently recognized and approved are:

                  – DID – Diagnostic Insanity Disorder
                  – PMD – Prescriptive Mania Disorder

                • Psychiatrists are AFFLICTED with
                  -DDD – Diagnostic Diarrheal Disorder
                  – DDD – Diagnostic Delusional Disorder
                  – DM – Diagnostic Insanity
                  PMD – Prescriptive Mania Disorder

                • PUBLIC HEALTH ALERT –
                  Psychiatrists are chronic and communicable carriers of the following:
                  – DID – Diagnostic Insanity Disorder – a highly contagious condition spread through close interaction –

                  SAFETY MEASURES:
                  Immunity provided by self inoculating – i.e. avoiding psychiatrists – or, if in their vicinity – using EarPods or earplugs
                  Remaining out of earshot your best bet –

                • Stay away from people who seek to define you –

                  That’s the essence of psychiatry – a world of negative and erroneous definitions –

                  Don’t get caught up in it –

                  Psychiatrists are caught in thoughts – bad thoughts –
                  Sick thoughts that subjugate others –

                  They intellectualize the human experience –
                  They don’t know how to just BE –

                • Psychiatric Diagnoses are –

                  Bullshit Hooks from the Bullshit Book –
                  That two ton turd called the DSM

                • Psychiatric Diagnoses – Fact or Fiction??

                  Epigenetics is fact –
                  But psychiatric diagnoses are NOT fact –
                  These are FICTION –
                  GREAT BIG LIES!!!

                  How so?
                  Because DSM diagnoses aren’t real “diseases” –
                  They’re only lists of behaviors –
                  A vast compilation of traumatic responses –
                  that can’t be linked to any separate or observable biological disease process –

                  Psychiatrists don’t like admitting THAT –

                  There is an inherited genetic code –
                  And cellular memory is part of that code –
                  And intergenerational trauma is everyone’s relational inheritance and potential legacy –
                  But this can’t predict “disease” or condition with any certainty –
                  Nor does it determine destiny –
                  No one should be told THAT lie –

                  Try telling THAT to a psychiatrist!

                • Psychiatrists ought to ask themselves one simple question –

                  Why do they find labling others so appealing –

                  But don’t expect the impossible –
                  Psychiatrists are allergic to self-reflection –

                  They fail to see their penchant for labeling is, at the very least, woefully misguided –
                  That it is, more accurately, horribly abusive –

                  So why do they do it?
                  Because psychiatrists are trained in foolhardy specualtion, cockeyed rationalization, and invisible science –

                  Just be content to let them forever bathe in their
                  Diagnostic Delusion Illusion –

                  Just imagine – for a moment – a world without psych diagnoses –
                  For once, psychiatrists would be the anxious ones –
                  Just picture it – they’d be at a total loss – all flustered and tongue tied –

                  They wouldn’t know what to do with themselves!

                • PSYCHIATRIC DIAGNOSING = PSYCHIC FARTING

                  Psychiatric Diagnoses are like farts –
                  They only benefit the person that’s doing it –
                  And psychiatrists are the direct beneficiaries –
                  NOT any so-called “patients” –

                  These diagnostic farts are junk science that’s not only fraudulent, but stink to high heaven –

                • Psychiatric diagnoses operate out of one of the most basic and base psychological defense mechanisms and relationship dynamics there is –
                  Putting others down to make yourself feel good –
                  That’s all it amounts to –
                  A bunch of naked emperors spewing jibberish –

                  This doesn’t form the basis of any healing relationship –

                • Healing feelings are what the pursuit of mental health should ultimately be about –
                  But science doesn’t acknowledge or respect people’s feelings –
                  It doesn’t foster kindness or empathyor insight –
                  So it has no place and should have no say in emotional healing –
                  It needs to be removed from the domain of science and medicine –

                • Psychiatric Diagnosing is a Beast –
                  One HUGE Grandiose Beast –
                  So don’t feed that Beast –

                • What is the Mental Health Industrial Complex?
                  It’s a religion of diagnoses and drugs –

                  What are most therapists?
                  Psychiatric Bible Thumpers –

                • TAKE HEED –

                  Those who use labels as their stock-in-trade are NOT to be trusted –

                  So welcome to psychiatry – a CORRUPT organization whose research is fraudulent and whose drugs are destructive –

              • CLARIFICATION –

                Emotional traumas are recorded and passed on epigenetically,
                but this isn’t discrete, biologically identifiable “disease” –

                • RE: October 19
                  CLARIFICATION –

                  Psychiatric Diagnoses are NOT genetically determined –
                  Epigenetics just states the obvious fact that people react to their enviornment –
                  And that’s as far as it goes –

                • Psychiatric diagnoses are nothing more than gimmicks,
                  They’re powerful marketing tools that form the foundation of a dishonest industry –
                  An industry that objectifies and exploits others in reckless pursuit of it’s own interests –

                • Psychiatry is the embodiment of human nature’s dark side –
                  and psychiatric diagnoses are the convenient and convincing expression of that dark side –

                  And because diagnoses sound medical, people beleive it –
                  and unfortunately, people are subliminaliy trained to trust medical authority –

                  It’s a medical Ponzi scheme –

                • PSYCHIATRY –
                  A CULT OF DIAGNOSES –

                  Psychiatric Diagnoses are the cultural linchpins for the Worldwide Psychiatric Cult / Industry –

                  These imaginary “diagnoses” and assorted “disorders” enable an unholy commodification and stigmatization of trauma,
                  which, tragically, only adds to trauma’s already incalculable toll –

                  Any diagnosis sounds real –
                  But that’s were the con begins –
                  It’s their marketing tacitc –
                  Their brainwashing device –

                  Yet people seem content to not question “medical” authority –
                  To allow their hard won lived experience to be discredited and dismissed by it’s “doctors” –

                  And psychiatry, being the cult that it is, prohibits and punishes anyone within it’s ranks who dares voice a different viewpoint –

                  Sounds like a cult to me –

                • Psychiatric diagnosing won’t stop of it’s own accord –
                  Yet no one should waste any time trying to change something so fundamentally toxic –

                  It’s an insane medical bureaucracy based on the faulty concept of mental “disease” –

                  It’s become the Titanic of Medicine –
                  And everyone knows how THAT ended, and why –
                  (This isn’t intended to make light of a horrific tragedy –
                  it’s only to illustrate yet another example of ego, greed, and hubris gone horribly wrong) –

                • Psychiatry INFANTILIZES –

                  Diagnoses forms the basis of their infantilizing power dynamic –

                  And so begins their inculcation of making people into lifetime patients –

                • Psychiatric Diagnoses are part of an elaborate scheme of carefully orchestrated manipulation (disguised as psychotherapy) –
                  It’s sophisticated brainwashing –
                  Which creates a world of chronic illness and victimization –

                  Psychiatrists are trained to target and capture vulnerable people –
                  And using their psychotheraputic hocus pocus,
                  they seek to “diagnose” and drug people for a lifetime –

                  Face it – they brand and dope people up like cattle –

                  They don’t hesitate prescibing any number and combination of DANGEROUS NEUROTOXINS to anyone at any age –

                  THESE ARE DANGEROUS NEUROTOXINS —
                  Whose “benefits” cannot be justified –
                  Because of the many DEVASTATING AND POSSIBLY PERMANENT side effects which CAN and DO occur –

                  Yet are RARELY MENTIONED and if so, are never fully explained –
                  And if explained, are ALWAYS DOWNPLAYED –

                  These are peculiar people, these psychiatrists –

                  Whose motivations and behaviors are vivid displays of psychological projection (i.e.denial, dissociation) –
                  Whose impulses and actions are best described as hideous and cowardly –

                • Psychiatrists have DDI –
                  DIAGNOSTIC DELUSION ILLUSION –

                  Symtoms: Profound arrogance accompanying
                  unfounded and unshakable belief in their perceived superiority, i.e. superiority complex –
                  Often comorbid with manic episodes of DM – Diagnostic Mania –

                  Etiology – it’s anyone’s guess, so why bother?

                  Observations: Presenting psychiatrist most often found in typical psychiatric office/ hospital settings –

                • DDI PROGNOSIS –

                  Most psychiatrists remain incurable and continue diagnostic labeling indefinitely –
                  Few develop true insight and compassion, or any real ability to identify and relate to others and see them as equals –
                  Expect majority of psychiatrists to remain in Psychiatric Bubble –

                • RE: DDI –
                  Few psychiatrists develope true compassion and any real abiltiy to identify WITH or relate to others –
                  They’re ruled by unconscious terror of facing their own vulnerabilty and ultimate humanity –
                  See this dynamic for what it is – a brutalizing and desensitizing power struggle –

                • Psychiatric Diagnoses –
                  It’s a lot of hot air –

                  The APA uses it to blow up their endless supply psychiatric diagnostic balloons –
                  Which they set aloft to transfix an unsuspecting population –

                  Psychiatry is a group of so-called professionals incapable of engaging in genuine emotional connection or quality thought, much less anything resembling basic human decency –
                  And forget common sense – it’s their nemesis –

                  Psychiatric diagnosing is AN ABUSIVE AND IDIOTIC ENDEAVOR –
                  It’s stigmatizing and harmful –
                  This cannot be denied –

                  What does have value?
                  A basic grasp of human nature tempered with much humility –
                  Insight tempered with compassion and restraint –
                  Human nature at it’s best –

                  And then there’s Psychiatric Diagnosing –
                  Human nature at it’s worst –

                • Diagnosing emotional states as illnesses, diseases, or “disorders”, is fundamentally wrong –
                  It’s dehumanizing and downright evil –

                  Those who diagnose are assholes –
                  Now THAT’S a label that truly fits –
                  So what does that make psychiatry???
                  A Bastion of Assholery –

                  People do the best they can to get through this life, one way or another –
                  So don’t make it worse by labeling ANYONE –
                  Labeling says a lot more about those who do it, and it ain’t pretty –
                  It means they’re goddamn fools – and nasty and cruel to boot –
                  So how’s THIS for a label –
                  BAD – Bonafide Asshole Disorder –
                  The identifying feature of most mental health professionals –

                  The true illness resides in the Mentall Health Industrial Complex –
                  An unconscious reenactment of toxic family dynamics –
                  Operated by those with a pathological impulse to meddle in people’s private lives and a compulsive need to exert control by telling others how they “should” feel, or how to live their lives –
                  It’s classic power trip –

                  Psychiatric diagnoses/labels don’t model self-respect –
                  They annihilate it –

                • Be ready to pop any and all psychiatric Diagnostic Balloons –
                  There’s always a new one flying about somewhere –
                  So be ready for the inevitable Farty Fallout –

                • Psychiatrists pretend to back away from labels when they sense you no longer buy their bullshit –
                  But they’ve another diagnostic trick up their sleeve –
                  Their mighty “milestone” list –
                  God help you if you haven’t reached enough of these –
                  These “milestones” comprise the bullshit yardstick –
                  And they use to judge you as “normal” or not –
                  And who devised this arbitrary Bullshit Milestone List?
                  Psychiatrists! Just call it the BML –
                  Know that if you fail to meet their quota, they label you –
                  WTF!!!
                  Personal choice, or lack of opportunity, or just plain bad luck never occurs to them –

                  Psychiatry is a lost cause that never was, and never should be –
                  It’s a culturally myopic enterprise that fails to grasp reality –

                  So psychiatrists, being faithful party-liners, refuse to see anything wrong with the status quo – they’ve done exceptionally well conforming to it, so why can’t you?
                  Must be something wrong with YOU –
                  That’s as sophisticated as it gets –
                  You’re unhappy and don’t fit in?
                  They’ll make up a diagnosis for whatever ails you –

                  But guess what?
                  Psychiatric diagnosing lacks any and all qualifying elements of humanity –
                  Such as compassion and common sense –

                  In a word, it’s inhumane –
                  So seek help elsewhere –

                • The DSM is a book of seemingly high minded, medical-sounding labels –
                  Some call it the psychiatric bible –
                  But really –
                  It’s nohting more than their fetish –
                  A fetish full of creepiness that psychiatrists revel in –

                • Psychiatric diagnoses operate out of one of the most basic and base psychological defense mechanisms and relationship dynamics there is –
                  Putting others down to make themselves (the psychiatrists) feel good –
                  That’s all it amounts to –
                  A bunch of naked emperors spewing jibberish –

                  This doesn’t form the basis of any healing relationship –

                • PFD – Psychiatric Farting Disorder –

                  Affects most psychiatrists to varying degrees –
                  Open to anyone with a keen iinterest in psychic farting/diagnosing

                  Defining feature – anyone who believes that psychiatric diagnosing represents profundity –

                • Psychiatric Diagnosing –
                  It’s nothing more than one mean game of eeny meeny miny moe –
                  Open the DSM and virtually anyone can play it –

                • If you ever happen to run into a psychiatrist, be sure to ask them for their latest recipe for DTS – Diagnostic Turd Soup – (low-fat version)

                • And leave room for dessert!
                  Be ready to feast your eyes on their tempting dispaly of brand new psych drugs – Fresh out of the drug factory!

                • Psychiatric diagnosing is a fruitless and silly activity that fails to bring about true psychological peace –
                  It’s one big psychic scam with disastrous consequences –
                  It’s the real human tragedy –

                • Avoid psychiatry –
                  Tune out it’s witless carnival barking –
                  It’s nothing but a diagnostic hall of mirrors that distorts reality –

                • Psychiatric Diagnoses are sick and pointless inventions of the so-called “experts” –
                  Who are plagued with psychological angst because they can’t handle life’s inherent and inevitable uncertainty –

                • Psychiatric Diagnoses is Bullshit Messaging –
                  It’s psychic dog whistling –
                  Meant to keep the public enslaved and in a chronic pharmaceutical daze –

                • Psychiatric Diagnoses are a vast menu of Cheesy Diagnostic Hype –
                  It’s psychic slime –

                • Psychiatry has become a secularized, state-sanctioned religion, and much, much worse –
                  Take a good, long look at the whole goddamn mess and you’ll find the following:

                  The Psychiatric/Psychological/Mental Health Industrial Complex has become psychic socialism –
                  Psychiatry is Psychic Totalitarianism –
                  Psychiatrists are Psychic Nazis –

                  All the while parading around pretending to be arbiters of mental “health” and “science” –

                • TOOLS OF THE CRUEL –

                  Psychiatric “diagnoses” are slick tricks –
                  That enable psychiatrists to Talk a Good Game –
                  They’re self-serving, fictional definitions that don’t help anyone BUT psychiatrists –

                  They’re very cruel inventions –
                  They’re cruel tools used by cruel people –

                  They appeal to the sadistically inclined, without a doubt –

                • Psychiatry is, at is core, cruel and inhumane –
                  as well as deeply misogynistic –
                  But it victimizes all of humanity –

                  It has a subtle, – yet distinct – sadistic current running through it –
                  Nuanced, yet potent –
                  And very destructive –
                  Definitely anachronistic –
                  But it hides behind a cloak of scientism and psuedo-sophistication, i.e.”diagnoses” –

                  But it’s all wielding power – and keeping that power –

                  It’s nothing but a massive pretense practiced by the hopelessly smug –
                  Built to maintain an antiquated, one-sided, and sadistic power structure –

                • Psychiatrists, with all their diagnostic flim-flam –
                  Think they’re living examples of psychiatric wisdom, knowledge and maturity –
                  Nothing could be further from the truth –

                  In truth, they’re exceedingly shallow individuals –
                  Narrow-minded and insecure –
                  Who insist on portraying themselves as “scientific” –

                  But they’re nitwits –
                  A bunch of psychiatric Hoodinis –
                  Forever clinging to their diagnostic security blanket –

                • “If all you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail” –

                  This is psychiarty –
                  Psychiatrists are the hammers and diagnoses are their nails –

                  DON’T let them hammer you!

                • Psychiatry is the art of the put-down –
                  And diagnoses are it’s manifestation –
                  Denying people’s right and need to be human –

                • Does Diagnoses represent trauma or illness?

                  See diagnoses for what it is – a response to trauma –
                  NOT what psychiatry pretends it is – “disease” and “disorder” –

                  Everyone has crosses to bear –
                  But psychiatry fails to see the inherent meaning and value of emotional struggle; that it’s an inherently dignified state of traumatic overwhelm –
                  Which needs space, time, privacy, and often solitude –

                  Using their Diagnostic Nails, psychiatry seeks to deny and subvert any
                  spiritual resurrection –
                  They’re Spiritual Annihilators –
                  Emotional Undertakers –
                  Diagnostic Morticians –
                  Dedicated to denying the existence, merit and dignity of the human soul –

                  But why?

                  Because Psychiatry is fear-based and fear-driven –
                  So it hides behind a Diagnostic Scientism –
                  A defense mechanism which acts a literal, yet covert manifestation of their own ancient and unresolved emotional trauma –

                • Psychiatric “diagnoses”are fake –
                  They’re idioit lables made up out of thin air –
                  By a bunch of certified HORSES ASSES –
                  Who use them to justify their existence and get paid –

                  And any so-called “symptoms” only indicate distress –
                  NOT “mental illness” –

                • What is Psychiatric Diagnosing?
                  It’s Psychic Tyranny –
                  I
                  t’s human nature at its worst and lives in the minds of those whose power lies in degrading others –

                  It’s an outmoded, barbaric practice from centureis past that should be discarded –

                • Psychiatric Diagnosing is a psychologically violent practice that has no regard for people’s feelings or well being –
                  Much less their civil and human rights –
                  And as a psychiatric patient, you stand to lose these rights –
                  This is unconscionable –

                  It’s Codified Bullying disguised as “medicine” –
                  Institutional One-Upmanship practiced by the power hungry –
                  A harmful, deceptive, and destructive force that serves psychiatrists –
                  But does a great disservice to “patients” as well as the public –

                • Psychiatric Diagnosing is a judgemental and punitive mindset that appeals to the hard-hearted –
                  To the cold and clinically-minded –
                  To professional mud-slingers who feed off others’ psychic pain –
                  And salivate at the mere thought of labeling others while prescribing “drugs” –

                • It bears repeating –
                  Psychiatric Diagnosing is human nature at its worst that lives in the minds of those whose power lies in degrading others – (i.e. psychiatrists) –

                • If you happen to read the book 1984, you might find Psychiatry’s Parallel
                  Universe –
                  It might as well be about today’s Psychiatric/Mental Health Industrial Complex –

                  But you don’t even need to read that –
                  Just look up the definition for “GROUPTHINK” and there you have it –
                  A perfect description of psychiatry –

                  The most livlely expression of Groupthink can be found at any DSM Conference –
                  Just be ready to endure an overabundance of overconfident, kowtowing, ass-kissing clowns pretending to be scientists –

                • Psychiatric labeling is a nasty thing to do –
                  It’s actually quite hostile –
                  It’s definitely an agressive tactic –
                  It’s very passive agressive –
                  Even narcissistic –

                  The Mental Health Industrial Complex is a fine example of corporate narcissism –

                • And without realizing it, patients can become a sadistic psychiatrist’s personal joy toy –

                  And psychiatrists are the well funded Emotional Prostitutes –

                • What are psych diagnoses?
                  Diagnostic Obscenities –

                  What’s the DSM?
                  The book of Diagnositic Obscenities –

                  What do psych diagnoses do to people?
                  They Diagnostically Gaslight –

                • Psych Diagnoses serve a purpose –
                  They Distract the Dissociated from seeing The Truth –
                  Which is their psych “diagnoses” are fallacies and their notion of biological
                  cause is baseless –

                  They must think the earth is flat –
                  Because they just keep Blowing Their Diagnostic/Biological Horn –

                • What’s the mental health industrial complex ?

                  A WORLDWIDE religion of diagnoses and drugs –
                  Psychiatrists try to control you –
                  So….who or what controls psychiatrists?
                  1. The medical schools?
                  2. The APA?
                  3. The government?
                  Nope – none of the above –
                  It’s the pharmaceutical industry that controls psychiatrists –
                  They’re delightedly become the drug industry’s Dancing Demons –

              • PSYCHIATRY IS DIAGNOSTIC PERSECUTON –
                Practiced by numbskulls devoted to blowing smoke –

                Do people know about the Salem witch trials?
                How about The Scarlet Letter?
                What about the Inquisition?
                Has anyone ever read “To Kill A Mockingbird” –
                Or seen the movie “12 Angry Men”???
                All depict aspects of human nature at it’s ugliest –
                And the unspeakable damage it can do –
                And all reveal that, while times change, people don’t –

                Psychiatric Diagnosing is today’s version of this ugliness –
                The same dynamics are at work –
                Personal bias, self-interest, as well as cultural myopia –
                It’s a fear-based mass of psychic blindness –
                Hiding behind the patina of science –

                • It’s beyond unfortunate that psychiatric diagnosing has gained wolrdwide acceptence as well as legal sanction –
                  It’s an outrage that needs to be challenged –

                • Psychiatrists are diagnostically obssessed, hollow-headed bunglers that
                  that continually jerk off to science –

                • Psychiatric Diagnosing is the last refuge of the cowardly –
                  And psychiatrists are the cowards –
                  They’re Scientific Milksops –
                  Forever dreaming up any number of newfangled Pussyfart Diagnoses –

                • What goes on in those secretive DSM conferences?

                  It’s a bunch of psychiatrists who get together and diagnostically circle jerk

                • Psychiatric diagnosing is not only inauthentic, but unethical –
                  As well as immoral –
                  It should be illegal –

                • What gives?
                  How in the world has a bunch of self-satisfied, Diagnostic Charlatans earned a place in the pantheon of medicine?
                  It’s beyond mind-boggling that psychiatry has never been officially taken to task for its Diagnostic Puffery –
                  And that’s what it amounts to – PUFFERY –
                  It’s Subjective Bullshit –

                  It’s alarming that people keep drinking the Diagnostic Kool-Aid in this day and age –

                  People are afraid to speak out because some asshole psychiatrist always comes out of the woodwork and questions their motives –
                  And proceeds to discredit them with a scathing and vengeful psychological assessment using their vast arsenal of Diagnostic Weapons –
                  So people are inclined to think, “Wow – that’s an awful thing to say about someone” –
                  “So I’d better agree with them so they won’t say THAT about ME” –
                  and “OMG – they’re medical doctors so they must know more than I do” –
                  And since everyone has their sore spots and doesn’t want to be embarrassed, no one challenges these “diagnoses” –

                  Psychiatry’s got the world over a barrel, that’s for damn sure –

                  PSYCHIATRY IS MANIPULATIVE –
                  And what is manipulative?
                  1. characterized by unscrupulous control of a situation or person —
                  2. influencing or attempting to influence the behavior or emotions of others for one’s own purpose –

                  THIS IS WHAT PSYCHIATRY BOILS DOWN TO – MANIPULATION!!!
                  And Psychiatric Diagnostic Puffery paves the way –

                • Psychiatric Diagnosing creates an unhealthy environment –
                  It’s the cornerstone of Psychiatry’s Sick Narrative –

                  And more than anything, people are shaped by their environment –

                  So do be careful and tune out psychiatry –

                  Psychological well being isn’t to be found in a world of negative, false and concocted labels – (i.e.paper mache’ “diagnoses”) –
                  Nor does it come from letting your brain be doused with psych drugs –

                  It’s a cultural mindset that needs to be expunged –

                • Don’t expect psychiatrists to ever start listening to anyone but themselves –
                  They live in a Diagnostic Echo Chamber –

                • Psychiatrists always ready with some hare-brained “diagnoses” on the tip of their tongue –
                  Just expect them to Diagnostically Fart Forevermore –

                • Don’t expect psychiatrists to ever start listening to anyone other than themselves –
                  They’re Psychic Cannibals that live in a Diagnostic Echo Chamber –
                  Who have nothing of value to say –

                • What are psychiatrists?

                  A bunch of self-satisfied HORSES ASSES forever chewing on their DSB – Diagnostic Security Blanket-

                • “Personality Disorders” aren’t illnesses –
                  They’re very destructive labels –
                  And their overuse in today’s world is unhealthy as well as downright disturbing –
                  They’re thinly veiled insults that are harmful in and of themselves because they can shame, embarrass, and humiliate essentially decent people –
                  As well as assinate someone’s otherwise good name and character –

                • What are “Cluster B Personality Disorders”?

                  They’re bullshit labels invented by a bunch of Clusterfuck psychiatrists at Clusterfuck DSM conferences to put in their Clusterfuck DSM –

                • It bears repeating –
                  What are Cluster “B” Personality Disorders?

                  They’re Bullshit labels invented by a bunch of CLUSTERFUCK psychiatrists at their CLUSTERFUCK DSM conferences to put in their CLUSTERFUCK DSM –

                • Psychiatric Diagnosing is a decidedly uncharitable act –
                  It’s beneath human dignity –
                  It’s a favorite tool of the dissociated that protects and upholds the status quo –

                  It can destroy people and relationships –
                  By pitting one against the other –

                  It does not make for a peaceful world –

                • Psychiatric Diagnosing is a bad thing because it serves those who make the rules – not those in distress –
                  By protecting and preserving an unhealthy status quo –

                • Psychiatry is a pseudo-medical monstrosity –
                  Practiced by emotionally stunted, label-mad, drug-pushing clunkydunks –

                • Sometimes it pays to have a jaundiced eye –
                  It’s something everyone should have when dealing with psychiatrists and their assorted minions –
                  Because it’s way too easy for them to turn people into PPS’s – Permanent Psychiatric Slaves –

                • Sometimes it pays to have a jaundiced eye –
                  ESPECIALLY when dealing with psychiatrists and their assorted minions –
                  Because they’re diagnostically trigger-happy –
                  They shoot first and rarely ask worthwhile questions later –

                  They’ve got DID – Diagnostic Impulse Disorder –

                • What are most therapists, and what do they do?

                  They’re ClusterFuckHeads that diagnostically Circle Jerk –

                • People ought not to refer to one another in medicalized terms –
                  It’s dehumanizing and creates an adversarial mindset –
                  This doesn’t foster respect or understanding –

                  Instead of saying “malignant”, why not say “malevolent”? –
                  Instead of “benign”, why not “benevolent”? –
                  Because then the “therapy” industry wouldn’t sound so imposing –
                  Which is how it persuades people –
                  It’s called Verbal Gymnastics – in other words, Psychiatry –

                  In the DSM, the word “disorder” is used so much because psychiatrists couldn’t get away with using the word “disease”, which is what they tried to do –
                  But doctors from other specialties had some integrity and called their bluff –
                  Because they knew disease indicates something that’s real and can be proven scientifically –
                  Which psychiatry CAN’T do –
                  So psychiatry had to settle for “disorder” –

                  It looks like psychiatrists tried to make up in volume what they lacked in substance –
                  Hence the massive number of ever-increasing “disorders” –
                  Bullshit knows no limits –

                  People deserve to know the truth –

                • Present Tense –
                  Psychiatrists TRY to make up in volume what they LACK in substance –
                  Hence the ever-increasing DSM –
                  It makes them feel “real” –

                  It’s a pathetic exercise in grandiosity –

                • It’s easy to figure out why psychiatrists exhibit such a neurotic need to reflexively label –
                  Because it quells their own deep seated anxieties –
                  Deep down, they know their sickening glut of “diagnoses” and “disorders” are Subjective Bullshit –
                  And they’re terrified of being found out –
                  So making up new labels makes them feel real –

                  It lets psychiatrists imagine themselves the Big Kids on the Block –
                  An M.D. designation allows these “docs” – these hopelessly dissociated doofuses – to freely and recklessly root around their dirty psychiatric sandbox –
                  (But stay out of their sandbox – it’s quicksand for those labeled as “psychiatric patients”) –

                  The reality is that psychiatrists can only aspire to realness –
                  This makes these devoted DSM attendees nothing more than bunch of prestige-seeking Wishful Thinkers –
                  A bunch of self-important pompous asses who proudly, yet pathetically, piddle around their latest Power Point presentations – Their latest version of the Psychiatric Black Hole –
                  Followed by their relentless stream of incomprehensible pseudoscientific hieroglyphics –
                  Which come from nothing more than their vainglorious imaginations –
                  And ultimately lead to nothing more than what they hope will become endless visits to the pharmacy register for their patients –

                  That’s all these idiot “conferences” amount to –
                  One long, drawn-out pissing contest of Diagnostic Make Believe –
                  Just call it DMB –
                  (Funded by by Big Pharma, of course) –
                  Which unveils, with great advertising fanfare, their newest psych poisons –

                  Big Pharma spares no expense getting these diddle-fart “docs” and their assorted drug reps Pill-Push-Ready –
                  Who contentedly become Big Pharma’s Bankable Bandits –
                  Reserved for those “professionals” happy to be with nothing more than PPP’s – Psychiatric Pill Pushers –

                  This explains psychiatry’s neurotically reflexive diagnostic activity –
                  It’s how they play their game of Diagnostic Jenga –
                  It’s what creates psychiatry’s Diagnostic Pyramid –

                • What’s Psychiatric Diagnosing???

                  A Diagnostic Pissing Contest among so-called
                  “professionals” –

                • What do psychiatrists learn from attending a DSM conference?

                  A whole lotta Diagnostic Grandstanding –

                • What can believing a psychiatric diagnosis ultimalely lead to???

                  Endless visits to the pharmacy counter to pick up psychiatry’s prescriptive poisons –

                • Being a psychiatrist ain’t so hard –
                  Anyone with enough gall – not to mention enough vim and vigor – can plow and plod their way through a psychiatric residency –
                  It don’t take no real brains –
                  Just an affinity for the DSM –
                  The only skill set needed is Diagnostic Name-Calling –
                  Possessing an unshakeable grandiosity along with a total absence of emotional sensitivity is indispensable –
                  Lacking a conscience is also a plus –
                  Because you’ll be trained in “theraputically lying” – psychaitry’s own term – it’s just one of their disgustingly guilt-free practices – just look it up –
                  It surely helps to have the traits of a Corporate Psychopath –
                  Which is an accurate description of Psychiatry –
                  A true blend of Diagnostic Psychopathy –

                • What are most psychiatrists and other “mental health” workers?
                  An army of legally sanctioned Psychic Authoritarians –

                • Psychiatrists rely on their well honed method of Psychotheraputic Seduction –
                  They count on – as well as look forward to – patients falling into an unavoidable and inescapable trap of Transference – a euphemism for what can amount to outright seduction –
                  Without realizing it, patients can become a psychiatrist’s sadistic joy toy –
                  And if THAT isn’t sick, I don’t know what is –

                  You can find psychiatrists in their breakroom sadistically laughing at a patient’s truly painful transferential predicament –
                  Did I already say that psychiatrists are cruel???
                  Well, I’m saying it again –
                  It’s part and parcel of their sophisticated psychiatric manipulation/seduction –
                  Transference – it’s just another word for seduction –

                  They then quickly follow this up with a hefty dose of outright psuedoscientific bullying, i.e. “diagnosing” –

                  Seduction and Intimidation are their tactics –

                  They internally scoff at any mention of patients’ right of informed consent or personal agency –
                  And sadly, the law is on the psychiatrist’s side –
                  Who get a sadistic charge out of summarily undermining and discrediting
                  their patient’s credibility –

                  Psychiatrists thrive on feeding their rapacious and wanton psychiatrizing through their reflexively “diagnosing” –

                • Any information about early attachment, various psychodynamics, or the ridiculously adundant “diagnoses” and personality “disorders” can be descriptive of actual psychological phenomenon and behaviors –
                  But these are just words describing the vast array of human experience –
                  These aren’t the sole property of acadamia –
                  Which thinks because they named it, they own it –
                  But this is often the way of the endlessly striving and hopelessly overreaching egocentric “experts” –
                  They’ve got their egos intertwined in psychiatry’s diagnostically based eco-system –
                  Built mainly to sustain their undeserved, misinformed and ill-gotten power –

                • Theraputic Lying – Psychiatry’s most precious and ofted-used Default Setting –
                  It’s their favorite go-to “treatment” of first and last resort – and anything in between –
                  It’s Psychiatry’s semi-secret tool for maintaining the stranglehold known as Paternalistic Control –

                  And Oh My! We must obey the “good” doctor! Why, he/she knows EVERYTHING!
                  So just be a “good patient” ( i.e.”compliant”) and they’ll surely give you one of their deceptively sweet smiles and paternalistic pats on the head –

                • Ahhh… psychiatrists.. and their Mighty Book of Labels …

                  Can’t you just picture it? …psychiatrists… with their starrry-eyed dreams of being the next Diagnostic Mighty Mouse, carrying the manlte of Diagnostic Wonder upon their shoulders –

                  If only they could Lift the Veil and See the Truth –
                  That their Mighty DSM is just a ghoulish collection of abundant, redundant and repugnant labels –
                  A repulsive heap of Diagnostic Goo –
                  And what is goo?
                  Any semi-solid or liquid substance; especially one that is sticky, gummy, or slippery; frequently of vague or unknown composition, slime or bodily fluid –
                  Well, yeah, that’s it –
                  That about sums up every goddamn diagnoses in the Clusterfucking DSM –

                • Ooohhh… I’m sooo scared — THE BIG BAD DOCTOR just walked in the door with THE BIG BOOK of LABELS! OH MY!!!

                  Come on — you mean your gonna listen to that rinky dink bunch of Diagnostic Gossip Mongers, always looking to think up one more PussyFart label? They’re the biggest creeps going!!!

                  I guess your’re right – I shouldn’t be moved by doctors that spend their days Diagnostically Turd-Fishing around the globe –

                  That’s right – just hope they someday close their Bullshit Book and shut the fuck up (ain’t never gonna happen) –

                • It’s become a sad state of affairs –
                  The fact that we now live in a Psychiatric Police State –
                  What’s the best course of action?

                  First of all –
                  Hold fast to your Presence of Mind –
                  Which means keeping your wits about you, come what may –
                  Search hard and hold tight to your self respect –
                  It’s the most important work you’ll ever do –
                  And cultivate it lovingly –
                  And be sure to always, at all times, act in a civilized way towards others, no matter what –
                  Then search the internet for like minded folk –
                  And educate yourself to find healthy alternatives –

                • What are psychiatrists and what do they do?

                  They’re the Great Pretenders who jerk off to science –

                • Psychiatry’s a religion of Diagnoses and Drugs –
                  It’s time to defrock these Diagnostic Priests –

              • All you can do is sigh and say, “Psychiatry…what a pity…”

                It’s in the running to be named one of the world’s worst examples of Psychological and Societal Devolution to Date –
                And it’s long overdue for its Comeuppance –
                And when it comes, it will be none too soon –

                People have been forced to put up with psychiatry’s Diagnostic House of Cards for way too long –
                It’s time to dethrone psychiatrists – societies’ Diagnostic Freeloaders –
                So psychiatrists should get ready and take note –
                What’s that saying? You cannot fool all the people all the time –
                We shall soon see……

                Psychiatrists are Diagnostic SchumkerButts that ought, for once in their professional lives, get busy wiping their own Dirty Asses – using their prescription pads for toilet paper —
                And pack their bags and GET THE OUT OF TOWN – FAST –

                • Psychiatric Diagnosing is like Farting –
                  It only benefits the person that’s doing it –
                  And with psychiatrists, it’s their M.O. –
                  It’s second nature for these psychologically clumsy Clunky Dunks to leave a trail of Diagnostic Farts wherever they go –

                • ManiFest? Or ManiFart?
                  The question of our time –
                  Which would you rather do??

                  Psychiatrists and the like are overeducated idiots of the worst kind –
                  “educated” isn’t the right word – indoctrinated is more like it –
                  They haven’t learned to “manifest” anything –
                  They’ve only learned to “manifart” (diagnostically, of course) –
                  It’s all their emotionally stunted selves can do –

                  Please let me to explain –

                  These idiots are trained to think psych diagnoses represent something real -They enter school profoundly dissociated and are trained to remain so –
                  They’re trained to essentially do nothing more than Diagnostically Name Call –
                  To Diagnostically ManiFart, in other words –

                  And guess what???
                  You, or your children, can look forward to spending all your time and money going to college to figure out life, and what to do with it –
                  It’s a great place to academically dissociate and go broke in the process –
                  (and, btw, you’ll need all the licenses you can get to pay off all that student extortion – (opps! did I say “extortion”? I meant loans, of course ~wink wink~)
                  By working really hard, you may actually come out with a license to Diagnostically Name Call –
                  You’ll be a DNC, a Diagnostic Name Caller – just imagine that!
                  Or, if you’ve a biological bent, you might try medical school – (only the most grandiose need apply) –
                  You’ll not only be a DNC, you’ll be a DDD, a Diagnostic Drug Dealer, the go to one for drugs –

                  What’s a person to do?
                  Well, truthfully, universities no longer teach students to think critically – (not that they ever did, for that matter, come to think of it) –

                  You might find it worthwhile to think for a moment before you start filling out applications –
                  Just take a moment and see it for what it is –
                  Part of the vast, modern Economic Engine – (which you can be a cog in!)

                  You’ll see how much the modern financial system is funded by their fiddling with alphabet (and, more tragically, with people’s psychic pain) –
                  Doctor visits, pharmacy runs, health insurance (if you can afford these) –
                  And don’t forget that governments, banks, universities, drug and insurance companies all feed and fund the Modern Day Medical Mob and its Diagnostic ManiFarting –

                  It’s sickening to see how much damage Dissociated Do Gooders do when they get together and play their messy games of Diagnostic Scrabble and Diagnoses For Dollars –
                  All at their crackpot DSM meetings –
                  It’s ManiFart Central –

                  But the situation is far from hopeless –
                  Because it only operates with willing participants –
                  That’s YOU!
                  Don’t let your emotions become a commodity –
                  Vote With Your Pocketbook (it’s the only language they really understand) –
                  By keeping your wallet and mouth shut –
                  Don’t make appointments or fill prescriptions –
                  Don’t trade your ills with bucks and pills –

                  And don’t spend one second or cent trying to convince the “pros” –
                  They part of the unconvincible class – (they’ve too much to lose, like, for instance, their whole way of life) –
                  Don’t go looking for their approval –
                  If you do, it means you’re still needing parental validation –
                  And you’d only be giving these narcissistically minded one more chance to dominate the converstion and preen their egos –

                  So –
                  May I make some suggestions:
                  Take a moment and do as you please –
                  Imagine some flowers, feeling the breeze –
                  Take a deep breath and quiet your mind –
                  Call a friend you know to be kind –
                  Take your shoes off and walk in the grass –
                  And tune out all that “medical sass” –
                  If you stop listening to what they say –
                  A lot of your problems fade away –
                  And my, oh my, what might you see?
                  A lot of sad feelings just seem to flee –
                  And yes, oh yes, you’ll be doing your part –
                  By refusing to Medically ManiFart –

                • Is it Diagnostic ManiFarting?
                  Or is it Diagnostic Name Calling?
                  They’re one and the same –
                  Either way, you’ll become an expert at murdering the English language –
                  All you need is big ego and a desire to one day have a big mortgage to match –
                  Just make sure you’ve got that talent for taking yourself waaay too seriously down pat –
                  If you’ve got all this, you got it made –

                • My family wants me to be DMF –
                  What do I need to be a Diagnostic ManiFarter?

                  Gumption and Gall –
                  Best suited to the supremely dissociated and hopelessly humorless –
                  Those who achieve the highest academic glory are highly inflexible, most often anal retentive –

                • If disease mongering, deception and money-grubbing and are your thing, then by all means, pursue a career in Diagnostic ManiFarting –

                • PSYCHIATRIC PYRAMID SCHEME –

                  Yes indeed –
                  The world’s in it’s grip –
                  It’s The Worldwide Psychiatric Pyramid Scheme –

                  Define Pyramid Scheme –
                  – is a fraudulent system of making money based on recruiting an ever-increasing number of “investors”. The initial promoters recruit investors, who in turn recruit more investors, and so on. The scheme is called “pyramid” because at each level, the number of investors increases.
                  You don’t have to look very hard to see Psychiatry’s reflection staring back at you – (it’s actually eerie, to be honest) –

                  Just imagine each brick in Psychiatry’s Pyramid Scheme –
                  Close your eyes and picture each and every brick –
                  Each one bearing a pysch label or psych drug –
                  Looming over the horizon, towering over the people with it’s diagnostic and drug-filled shadow –

                  It’s a dreadful sight – and a horrible reality –

                • WARNING –
                  Don’t let you or your loved ones become grist for Psychiatry’s Diagnostic Pill Mill –

                • Don’t let yourself be led into Psychiatry’s Diagnostic Pyramid –
                  It’s The Tomb of the Living Dead –

                • PSYCHIATRIC DETOX –

                  Psychiatrists and their cohorts are the most unhealthy people out there –
                  They’ve a stubborn and long-standing case of Diagnostic Diarrhea Mouth –
                  The cure?
                  They need a Diagnostic Detox – right away!
                  They’ll have their jaws wired shut for at least 30 days –

                  The world needs a break froml their diagnosiing everything up the yin yang –

                  Those lucky docs who successfully conmplete the 30 day Diagnsostic Word Fast might swear off diagnosing forever –
                  And gleefully shred their prescription pads –
                  To use it as confetti in a Victory Parade –

                • Row, row, row your boat –
                  Gently down the Stream –
                  Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily –
                  Life is but a Dream –

                  Really? I would hope so, but….

                  But not if Psychiatry and it’s Diagnostic Demons have anything to do with it –
                  They’re geniuses at creating Diagnostic Nightmares –
                  They’ll make your life a living hell, I guarantee it –

                  It’s good to dream, and everyone should –
                  But instead of imagining what you might become, why not get to know who you already are …
                  Which starts by not letting psychiatry hand you a diagnosis and hijack your idenity –
                  And one thing’s for sure –
                  No one – absolutely no one – is a “Diagnosis” –

                  Here’s a Dreamy Idea –
                  Claim your true name and like who you are –
                  Stand up for yourself –
                  Cause the future’s not far –

                • Define MindFuck –

                  A disturbing or extremely confusing experience, in particular one that is caused by deliberate psychological manipulation –

                  Sounds like psychiatry, or any diagnostically based “psychotherapy” –

                  You can beat these Narcissistic MindFuckers at their own game by not calling on them in the first place –
                  It’ll leave them fuming – with smoke comming out of their ears!

                • Most Psychiatrists and the like are brilliant MindFuckers –

                  What is a MindFucker?
                  Someone who slyly destroys all sense of reality in various underhanded (passive-aggressive) ways –

                  Don’t let psychiatrists or any other “therapists” MindFuck you –
                  Remember, they’re the only ones guaranteed to get a Happy Ending (check, please!) – not you –

                • The Mental Health Industrial Complex is One Great Big, WorldWide CLUSTERFUCK –

                  Define Clusterfuck –

                  A disastrously mishandled situation or undertaking –
                  or,
                  A complex and utterly disordered and mismanaged situation: a muddled mess –
                  or,
                  A chaotic situation where everything seems to go wrong. It is often caused by incompetence, communication failure, or a complex environment –

                  Yep, that about covers it –

                • Psych Diagnosing is Profanity – out and out Medicalized Profanity –
                  And it’s not just offensive – it’s manipulative and harms in real and lasting ways –
                  Imo, psych diagnoses are the most vulgar and abusive words in use today –

                  And there comes a time when it’s no longer wise to mince words –
                  When it no longer pays to be polite –
                  When your self-respect demands calling a spade a spade, in no uncertain terms –

                  It’s time to call a halt to the ceaseless proliferation of psych terms –
                  It’s time to end Psychiatry’s Heyday

                • What are most Psychiatrists and Psychotherapists?

                  Professional Narcissists –

                  What do most psychological problems stem from?
                  Neurotransmitters?
                  No!
                  From Narissistic Abuse Dynamics –

                • Anyone who thinks my words are too much hasn’t seen the DSM –
                  It’s page after page after page of meaningless, damaging Bullshit Labels –

                • What is psychiatry?

                  A haven for narcissistic psychiatrists and psychotherapists –
                  In this sense they’re one and the same

                  What is the DSM?

                  The Narcissist’s Handbook –

                • Just what are these psych “diagnoses”?
                  Diagnostic Gossip –

                  How did it happen?

                  Too many neighborhood busybodies/gossips went to college and got a psychotherapy degree

                • Define Gossip –
                  a (causual or) unconstrained conversation or reports about people, typically involving details that are not confirmed to be true –

                  Sounds a lot like psych “diagnoses” –

                • Define Gaslighting –

                  Gaslighting is a manipulative tactic in which a person, to gain power and control, plants seeds of uncertainty in the victim. The self-doubt and constant skepticism slowly and meticulously cause the individual to question their reality –

                  What’s the psychiatrist’s favorite Gaslighting Tool?
                  A Pysch Diagnoses

                • What is Psychiatry?
                  Diagnostic Crazymaking –
                  It’s a world of sick –

                  What are most psychiatrists and psychotherapists?
                  Diagnostic Crazymakers –
                  They’ve a vested interest in keeping you feeling that way – saying you’ll need their services “the rest of your life” –

                  They don’t sell hope – they sell sick –

                • What am I trying to do?
                  Just trying to “fight the good fight” –

                  Psychiatrists Weaponize Words –
                  They MISUSE the alphabet –
                  But Psychiatry doesn’t OWN the alphabet –
                  So there –

                • What is Psychiatry?
                  A free-for-all of Diagnostic Intellectualization –

                  Define Intellectualization –
                  is a defense mechanism by which reasoning is used to block confrontation with an unconscious conflict and its associated emotional stress – where thinking is used to avoid feeling –

                  Many psychiatrists/psychotherapists are pros at it –

                • What is Psychiatry?

                  A Linguistic Minefield –
                  A Diagnsotic Cesspool –

                  Something to Consider –
                  Linguistic Relativity –
                  A hypothesis, or principle claiming that the structure of a language affects its speakers’ world view or cognition, and thus people’s perceptions are relative to their spoken language –

                  This helps explain Psychiatric Diagnoses and it’s negative hold on people –

                  Psychiatrists runs “diagnostic” circles around trusitng public –
                  They’re Linguistic Tricksters –

                • Psychiatrists are Diagnostic Swindlers –
                  Define Swindler –
                  A person who uses deception to deprive someone of money or possessions –
                  (like, for instance their vital and precious sense of self)

                • Define Cabal –
                  A group of people united in some close design, usually to promote their private views or interests in an ideology, state, or other community, often by intrigue and usually unbenknownst to those outside the group –

                  An apt description of Psychiatry’s DSM conference –

                • Psychiatrists are Diagnostic Flamethrowers –
                  Who gleefully and smugly run circles around a trusting public –

                • Define Smugly –
                  Something done in an arrogant or self-satisfied manner. When you strut to the stage to pick up your trophy and arrogantly announce that you knew all along you were better than everyone –

                  Hot damn! Sounds like your average Psychiatrist having a grand ol’ time at the latest DSM Conference –

                • People should stop outsourcing their “mental health”, willy nilly –
                  They ought to think twice before looking to anyone connected with the “Mental Health” Industrial Complex –
                  That sick world of Name Callers, Drug Dealers, and PseudoScientists –

                  Because drugging yourself numb isn’t the answer –
                  And too often, psychotherapy turns emotional support into something perverse –

                  And no one needs psychiatry and it’s twisted labels –
                  So please take note –
                  The only Latin you’ll need to know, should you seek the “help” of a “professional” is Caveat Emptor – that is, Buyer Beware” –
                  Because a degree means little to nothing –

                • What are most “mental health professionals”?
                  Diagnostic Meddlers and pharmaceutical Pill Peddlers

                • People don’t have mental “diseases” –
                  They have states of mind –
                  Nor do they have personality “disorders” –
                  They have personalities – some good, some bad, some out-and-out despicable and downright dangerous –
                  But once you start labeling, it can take things from bad to worse –

                • Psychiatry and it’s Diagnostic Cohorts have zero credibility –
                  It’s a greedy, dishonest industry that promotes false values –

                • And what are these values?
                  Compliance, Dependence, Conformity and Intrusion –
                  And, of course, it’s Labels – (they obsessively label to quell their own anxieties and feel important)

                  Define Labels –
                  a classifying phrase or name applied to a person or thing, especially one that is inaccurate or restrictive –

                  (Not to mention discrediting, defaming, and stigmatizing) –

                • Don’t swallow Psychiatry’s Pills and it’s Biological Bullshit –

                  What do most psychological/emotional difficulties stem from?
                  Unrecognized, unexpressed and unresolved narcissistic abuse –

                • Why this need to “diagnose”?
                  Since when did feeling sadness and grief become a “disease”?
                  Since when did compulsive habits become an “illness”?
                  Since when did being a difficult person become a “disorder”?
                  These are human behaviors, NOT “illnesses” –

                  “Diagnosing” others is what’s sick –

                • Stay away from Psychiatry and it’s related fields –
                  It’s The Road to Nowhere –
                  Too often it’s a Destructive Vortex which alienates, isolates, diagnostically castigates – and then indiscriminately and inappropriately “medicates” –

                • Be careful –
                  Those with a license to “diagnose” are often narcissists, busybodies and control freaks –

                • Don’t let yourself get stuck in Psychiatry’s Diagnostic Revolving Door –
                  It’s built to keep you forever entrapped –

                  Steer clear of the “Mental Health” Industrial Complex –
                  It’s a Diagnsotic Maze –
                  A Diagnostic Web of Lies and Drugs –

                • What is the “Mental Health Industrial Complex?

                  An Institution of Diagnostic and Pharmaceutical Oppression –

                • What are psychiatrists?
                  – A bunch a’ PAP-HAPP’s –
                  Pissy-Assed – Peevish – Half-Assed – Pill Peddlers –

        • What do most psychiatrists suffer from?
          DFC, PRD, and TSD –

          DFC – Diagnostic Fixation Confusion –
          DFC leads beleaguered psychiatrists into a distracted and woefully confused state of diagnostic indecision. Psychiatrists with DFC often display much head scratching and furious fist pounding – though being tongue tied has yet to be reported.
          Outcomes of DFC often find psychiatrists in a futile state of loud, though unintelligible, diagnostic garble.
          *Without prompt intervention, DFC can lead psychiatrists into a serious state of PRD –

          PRD – Psychiatric Rage Disorder –
          Occurring during sessions, PRD results from psychiatrists feeling enraged and embarrassed by their own diagnostic absurdities. PRD also results from the psychiatrist’s seething and barely contained contempt for their patients.
          Can also be witnessed during DSM conferences, with PRD manifesting in embarrassingly blatant displays of diagnostic one upmanship. Such outwardly aggressive displays are balanced by a fair number of thinly veiled insults. Some instances of PRD are seen in various covert displays of professional bullying and backstabbing.
          Outcomes: Increased hostility towards patients and increased enmity towards colleagues –

          TSD – Thumb Sitting Disorder – (the unspoken antidote for PRD) –
          TSD primarily affects psychiatrists, who are by far among the most diligent and devoted of thumb sitters. TSD allows psychiatrists to endlessly promote their tiresome bullshitting – all while displaying an ever present and psychotically inspired shit-eating grin. Yet TSD is an invariably perplexing, always awkward, and universally uncomfortable condition – as it requires an act of supreme psychiatric will. TSD happens when a psychiatrist sticks one, or if need be, both thumbs up their stubbornly pompous and furiously entitled asses. While annoying to themselves, psychiatrists find TSD useful, as it allows them to avoid being honest with patients – and anyone else for that matter. And avoidance of honesty is what allows psychiatrists to practice psychiatry unfettered – as dishonesty (as well as label-laden dissociation) is, after all, what psychiatry is all about.
          Long periods of thumb-sitting during sessions necessitates psychiatrists to rely more extensively on the DSM. Such label-fixation enables psychiatrists to easily hide their ineptitude from patients. Such labeling satisfies their pathological need to maintain control of the therapeutic relationship.

          Etiology:
          DFC, PRD, and TSD are believed to have origins in a psychiatrist’s own unexplored and out of control unconscious, which is where their basic unmet emotional needs are to be found. Yet such theories are hotly denied by most psychiatrists.

          Prognosis –
          DFC, PRD, and TSD are believed to be permanent, as the development of humility is observed to be beyond the emotional capabilities of most psychiatrists’ –

        • MORE HYPE THAN PROOF

          Psychiatric diagnoses are more hype than proof.
          So why are they regarded as scientific fact?

          Because fancy terms are spellbinding, and this makes for very bad, though very convincing, medical theater (psychiatry). Psychiatrists aren’t scientists – they’re actors and scam artists. They invent the terms (diagnoses), and write the scripts (psychotherapy). And psychiatrists give themselves the lead role and make patients their captive audience.

          Psychiatric diagnoses aren’t real – they’re hype and theater. They’re nothing more than a fundamentally flawed way of seeing human beings.

          And the same goes for the boondoggle known as psychotherapy. It’s not a fundamentally healthy relationship. How can it be, when one adult claims to have so much power over another? It’s a breeding ground for further abuse.

          And why should people doubt themselves? Why not have serious doubts about people who use this kind of language in order to have so much power over others?

          • Psychiatrists want you to think they know everything –
            They’re egocentric control freaks propelled by their own grandiosity who use diagnoses as a a clever sales tactic to woe patients into submission –

            • Psychiatrists want you to think they know everything –
              They’re on a power trip –
              They get off on authority by dangling diagnoses – it’s how they scare and fool the uninformed –
              It’s their dirty sales tactic –

          • DISEASED DRAMA –

            Psychiatry is very bad theater – it’s a very sick and disturbed psychodrama –
            It’s badly written (diagnoses), badly staged (psychotherapy) and disastrously executed (pharmacueticals at the concession stand) –

            People need to stop being psychiatry’s passive, captive audience –
            It’s time to finally close the curtain on the long-running psychiatric soap opera ONCE AND FOR ALL –

      • And just what the devil is all this nauseatingly weirdo stuff called “Psychiatric Diagnoses”?
        – it’s pseudoscientific Mumbo Jumbo –
        And what about this thing called “treatment” –
        – it means abandoning your own good sense to emotionally reckless authority figures –

        • What’s Psychiatry’s Aim?
          To give you a “Diagnoses” –
          Why?
          – To put you in a CHRONIC STATE of Psychiatirc Submission –
          – To get you in a DRUGGED STATE of Psychiatric Dependence –
          – To leave you in a PERMANENT STATE of PSYCHIATRIC OBLIVION –

            • A Dr. Seuss Quote –
              – Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you! –
              This is a wonderful, life affirming thought,

              But such thinking is an anathema to psychiatrists –
              They’ll have none of it –
              They’ve got it all figured out – just let THEM tell you who you are –
              A DIAGNOSES!!!

              Another Dr. Seuss quote –
              – Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind –

              A word to the wise –
              If you do this in front of a psychiatrist, you could be locked away indefinitely, or, if you’re a psychiatrist with a conscience, you could face professional censure –

              • A good thing to remember –
                Psychiatric diagnoses are not scientific facts –
                They’re subjective opinions –
                THAT’S IT!!!

                • Psychiatric AREN’T “diagnsoses” – they’re LABELS –
                  Subjectively derived draconian LABELS –

                • What’s Psychiatry?
                  – Diagnostic Twaddle –
                  What are psychiatrists?
                  – Psychic voyeurs –

                • Why do psychiatrists and other therapists dish out diagnoses?
                  – TO SILENCE YOU –

                  Why do psychiatrists and the like decide to drug you?
                  TO REALLY SILENCE YOU –

                • What do psychiatrists do?
                  – They Diagnostically Shit Talk –

                  Why do psychiatrists Diagnostically Shit Talk?
                  1. To fool you into thinking you’re sick –
                  2. To make you think you need their drugs –
                  3. To make you into a permanent patient –

                  What do psychiatrists do at DSM meetings?
                  – They make up new Shit Talk words (i.e.more diagnoses) –

                • Why do psychiatrists drug you?
                  – TO REALLY, REALLY SILENCE YOU –

                  And if they’re in the mood, they’ll lock you up and throw away the key –
                  and there’s next to nothing you can do about it –

                • Be careful whom you confide in –
                  Because any “therapy” that relies on diagnoses is not an emotionally safe place –
                  Why would anyone want themselves or their children to be viewed through the cold, “clinical” lens of diagnostic pseudoscience?
                  How awful it is that emotional suffering is viewed as a “biological health problem” –

                  Psychiatry and it’s cohorts have reached disastrously dissociative heights –

                • THE PSYCHOLOGY OF MOST PSYCHIATRISTS/ THERAPISTS –

                  Psychiatrists/therapists psychology is idiotically simple, as well as pitiful –
                  and potentially dangerous –
                  And it’s no great mystery – it’s all about power – their neurotic need for power –
                  Too often, these are people who seek power for all the wrong reasons –
                  It often starts in their childhood; as children they were made to feel powerless, or perhaps were given too much power; either way, they unconsciously seek careers that grant them inordinate power, so they’ll no longer feel powerless, ever again –
                  And what gives them power? “Diagnosing” their “patients”- which is dangerous because it’s based on nothing more than their subjective opinion – and you can bet they’re seeking confirmation bias to “affirm” their power –
                  Vulnerable people in crisis are psychiatrists/therapists dream come true –
                  And entering a diagnositcally based, “theraputic” relationship can mean giving your power away – emotionally, physically (through drugs), and, if you’re not careful, legally –
                  It’s sad but true – a “diagnosis” can wreak havoc in your head – and in your life – in all sorts of ways –
                  Because psychiatric labels/”diagnoses” are the foundation of a profoundly dissociated, potentially damaging, pseudoscientific construct –
                  But the truth is not everyone – and perhaps, with access to the right information – no one has to rely on these kinds of “professionals” to overcome their difficulties.
                  And thanks to the internet – the right information is more accessible than ever before –
                  So relying on someone’s professionally biased (warped) psychology is no longer the only option –

                • PSYCHIATRY IS AN INSULT TO SCIENCE –

                  How so?
                  Because it’s NOT science!!!
                  But what’s all this talk about them finding a genetic link to their crazy world of “disorders”?
                  That’s just the latest example of their junk science – where they grasp at anything – and lately they’re jumped on the genetic bandwagon – and now they’re tooting their very own genetic horn – and hitting all the wrong notes, as usual –
                  Science is held in high regard – as it should be – and psychiatrists want to be card carrying members of that club. But psychiatry isn’t science – it’s a boatload of wrongheaded theories and lopsided “diagnoses” – so it’s a lot like putting a square peg into a round hole –
                  They should stop pining afer science – but they can’t do that – it’s like a romance they can’t get over –
                  But their scientific dalliances do serve a purpose (for them) – it shields them from facing reality – emotional reality – which is something psychiatrists are ill equipped to handle in any meaningful way – so getting immersed in science is
                  like putting their heads in the sand –
                  And what affects emotional reality? The painful things people are forced to grapple with, be it horrific tragedy, difficult circumstances, or the many and varied vicissitudes of daily life. So any meanignful answers aren’t to be found in science – not in any lab test, not in any stupid statistic or study, not in any fantastical magnetic imaging, or least of all, in some nonsensical, made up “diagnsoses” –
                  Answers are found in the act of living –

                • What do diagnoses allow therapists to do?
                  – It enables them to turn human misery into a cash cow –
                  What does that make most therapists (especially psychiatrists)
                  – Diagnostic money grubbers

                • WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

                  What does it mean when a therapist/psychiatrist says you have “Major Depressive Disorder”?
                  – It means you’ve failed to live up to their unrealistic expectations –

                  Waht does it mean when a therapist/psychiatrist says your child has “Attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder”?
                  – It means they don’t understand children because they’ve blocked out what it was like to be a child –

                  What does it mean when a therapist/psychaitrist says you have a “personality disorder”?
                  – It means they don’t like you –

                  What does it mean when a therapist/psychiatrist says you have “Bipolar Disorder”?
                  – It means they want to use you as a guinea pig to try out some new drug the drug rep just dropped off –

                  What does it mean when a therapist/psychiatrist says you’re a “schizophrenic”?
                  – It means you’ve scared the shit out of them and they don’t know what the hell else to do with you –

                  What does it mean when a therapist/psychiatrist says you or your child “needs medication”?
                  – It means they’re flummoxed — and incapable of dealing with emotions –

                • Be careful of a “diagnosis” –
                  It could be your downfall –

                  Be careful what you say to any psychiatrist, or any “therapist” for that matter –
                  Be careful of anyone who has the power to diagnostically label you –
                  These people are NOT your friends –
                  They’re the thought police –
                  They’re not PSYchiatrists – they’re SPYchiatrists –
                  And they’re not “therapists” – they’re psychological peeping Toms – just itching to dish your dirt with the nearest therapist, or present you as a “case study” in their next book, or gleefully highlight your private pain at the next DSM meeting – all under the guise of professional privilege, of course —

                • Why do psychiatrists/therapists cling to “diagnoses”?
                  Because they’ve never grown up – not in a healthy way –

                  Since they can’t handle life’s inherent ambiguities, they cling to the DSM –
                  It’s their Diagnsotic Security Blanket –

                  They keep looking for life to read like a bedtime story – and they’ve found it in the DSM – it’s their very own Diagnostic Bedtime Story –

                  They drift off into the DSM’s Diagnostic Dreamland –
                  Where they’re the Hero – and people’s emotions are the Villian –
                  Where every unpleasant thing in life is itemitzed, catagorized, and explained away – chased away – by the “magic bullets” of “diagnoses” and drugs –

                  And people’s Big, Bad Emotions magically disappear… and psychiatrists think they’ve saved the day —

                • What threatens psychiatrists and other therapists more than anything?
                  – Uncertainty –
                  What do diagnoses unconsciously represent to them?
                  – Certainty –

                • What’s in the DSM?
                  – Page after page after page of Diagnostic Blather –

                  Why do psychiatrists rely on DSM?
                  – Because it hides the fact that they’re Dithering Idiots –

                • Define money grubbing –
                  – Overeager to make money; grasping –
                  What’s “Psych Diagnoses”?
                  – A billing system
                  What does that make most psychiatrists/therapists?
                  – DMG’s – Diagnostic Money Grubbers –

                • What does it mean when psychiatrists or therapists can’t view you contextually?
                  – It means they have DTV – Diagnostic Tunnel Vision –

                • Define “dithering” –
                  – indecisive – (something psychiatrists try hide using their DSM) –
                  Define “blather” –
                  – talk long-windedly without making very much sense – (it’s the deafening noise heard at DSM meetings) –

                • What are Psychiatric Diagnoses?
                  – a billing system –

                  What does that make Psychiatrists?
                  – DMG’s – Diagnostic Money Grubbers –

                • Please tell me – what’s the DSM Conference?

                  – A DIAGNSOTIC TURD FACTORY –

                • Now do tell me, if you please – what DO psychiatrists REALLY think?

                  — They think they shit cream cheese —

                • More on the Psychology of Psychiatrists/Therapists –

                  These people are addicted. They’re professional addicts.
                  And “Diagnosing” is their addiction, and “diagnoses” are their drug of choice –
                  And like all addictions, it provides an escape from facing reality – their own reality – their very own unconscious emotional reality/traumas –
                  But unlike most addictions, it works to their advantage –
                  And to the ultimate detriment of yours –

                • What the hell is this thing called “psychiatric diagnosis”???

                  – It’s a label handed to you by a hopelessly dissociated, annoyingly offensive, perpetually anal retentive, motherf****ing control freak –

                • But wait – I didn’t catch what you said – you know, about psychiatirsts –
                  – Oh yeah, that. Well – what you need to know is this: that – contrary to popular belief, they’re not actually physicians – not in the truest sense, that is –
                  Well then, what are they?
                  – Well, they sometimes call themselves “diagnosticians” or – get this -“prescribers” – because all they do is label you and push drugs –
                  Oh dear- that’s just awful! What can be done?
                  – Not a lot – not through conventional means, anyway. But don’t be too concerned – the truth’s finally getting out there –
                  Alright, but I’m still bothered –
                  – Okay then, try this – just think of them as DTM’s –
                  DTM’s???
                  – Diagnostic Turd Meisters –
                  Huh …Diagnostic Turd Meisters…I like that! But wait – how will I know a DTM from a real doctor?
                  – Not to worry – you’ll undoubtedly see them whip out – or just quote – something out of the latest, famous, world-renowned and ever-so-eminent DSM – I guarantee it – it’s all they’ve got – their very own, ever so original, Diagnostic Turd Book –
                  Okay, but is there another way?
                  Oh yes indeed – just close your eyes and take a good looong sniff – and then, by god – you’ll know FOR SURE —

                • DIAGNOSTIC NOISE –
                  Psychiatrists are like small children – only without a child’s sweetness and charm –
                  Small children love hearing themselves talk, or to just make lots of noise –
                  And this is exactly what psychiatrists like to do – it’s what they live to do – to make noise – Diagnostic Noise – and boss people around, unrestrained.
                  And the noise these psychiatrists make! YIKES!!! Stupid, Vile, Ugly, Bizarre Diagnostic Noise –
                  And the real problem lies in the fact that – unlike children – psychiatrists are grown ups – immature grown-ups – which enables them to make themselves known to the world, to write a ridiculous number of dumb diagnostic books, to speak to scores of uninformed people, undoubtedly doing untold amounts of damage to uninformed people –

                • DIAGNOSTIC ADDICTS –

                  Psychiatrists/therapists are addicts – Diagnostic Addicts –
                  Diagnoses are their drug of choice –
                  The DSM is their Addiction Handbook –

                • Psychiatrists – and the Games They Play –

                  But psychiatrists have an M.D. – that means they’re doctors, medical doctors, doesn’t it?
                  – Medical doctors? You could say that – but I wouldn’t – and I wouldn’t call it medicine – not good medicine, anyway –
                  But – but – they can PRESCRIBE medicine!
                  – Hold on – it’s not medicine – far from it –
                  Well, then what are they doing?
                  – They’re playing a game – a Diagnostic Guessing Game – just call it Diagnsotic Bingo, or Diagnsotic Roulette (this appeals to the snobbish ones) –
                  Wow…and who wins?
                  – The psychiatrists, of course –
                  And what’s their prize?
                  – They get to stick their hands in the Diagnostic Goody Bag and grab as many DBP’s as they possibly can –
                  What are DPB’s?
                  – That stands for Diagnostic Brain Poisons – but – whether they win or lose -they always get a nice fat check –

                • Diagnostic Turd Meisters? Really?
                  Yep, Diagnostic Turd Meisters – just tell that to next psychiatrist you happen to see – and tell ’em to stick it in their psychiatric pipe and smoke it –

                • What’s one of the most dangerous place in the world?
                  A psychiatric “hospital/ward” –
                  And THAT goes for the “patients” –

                • – What’s Psychiatry’s favortie game?
                  Simon Says, or more accurately, “Dr. Simon” Says – and they also love going on “diagnostic” Scavenger Hunts –

                • What are most psychologists?
                  – Psychological Peeping Toms –
                  – or, if you want to sound polished, try Psychic Voyeurs – the most conceited psychs manage to like the sound of that one –

          • The world’s become one big Diagnostic Cesspool – drenched in Psych Drugs –
            A gigantic DIAGNOSTIC NATION –

                • What is “Psychiatry”?
                  – A world of Bullshit Labels –
                  What are “Psychiatrists?
                  – Label Addicts –

                • Psychiatric Diagnosing hides a very screwed up, and deeply unconscious psychology: victim mentality.
                  Psychiatrists practice “diagnostic” victimhood (it’s your brain biology) –
                  and “diagnostic” victim blaming (it’s your “character”) –
                  It’s a total lack of contextual thinking –

                  It’s a twisted way of thinking that not only hides psychiatrists unconscious fear of looking at environnmental factors (which is where traumas and abuse are found) – it’s a particularly pernicious way of thinking that precludes two critical elements: self awareness and situational awareness. So to unconsciously compenstate for their own critical lack of awarenesses, psychiatrists invent “mental illnesses” – with nice, pat “diagnoses” to match.
                  But this kind of activity cruelly absolves those individuals and elements that may be truly culpable (and by doing so, psychiatrists are some of the prime culptrits) –

                  It truly is very screwed up and deeply unconcious – but it serves psychiatrists and their cohorts well – it lets them off the hook, to blithely ignore reality

                • Psychiatry’s a grotesque art form –

                  – and “Diagnoses” are their muses –

                • What do most psychiatrists/therapists practice?
                  1) Dissociation –
                  2) Deflection –
                  3) Projection –

                  All of which culminate in – guess what?
                  DIAGNOSING –

                • Psychiatrists –
                  They’re nothing but a bunch of fumbling, bumbling, “diagnostic” bozos –

                  They unconsciously compensate for their own pitiful lack of self/situational awareness by inventing “mental disorders” – with nice, pat “diagnoses” to match –

                  It’s oh so hunky dory –

                • A psychiatrist sings –

                  Hey Diddle Dee Dee!
                  A doctor’s life for me –
                  I diagnose to a fare-thee-well,
                  And people’s lives go straight to hell –
                  But Hey Diddle Dee Dee!
                  A doctor’s life for me –

                • Be aware that “mental health practitioners” may pay lip service to environmental effects/causes –
                  But they fail to see they’re still “blaming the victim”, so to speak –
                  Because instead of seeing environments as the cause, they see people’s reactions to environments as the cause – which is insulting and therefore no help at all –
                  These “practioners” are disturbingly dense, unable to see glaring realties –
                  Their stupidity is both galling and tragic –

                • What are most Psychiatrists/Therapists/”Diagnostic Practitioners”?

                  Dimwits, Oafs and Brutes –

                • Most psychiatrists/therapists engage in unconscious (and at times, not so unconscious) diagnostic victim blaming – a very sick, deeply unconscious, and insidiously sadistic psychology –
                  It’s their very own, diagnostically designed, unique form of victim blaming –

                • How would you describe most psychiatrists/therapists?
                  – Confoundingly stupid, yet preposterously self important –

                • What do Psychiatrists have?
                  – DP – Diagnostic Psychosis –

                  Define psychosis –
                  – a severe mental disorder in which thought and emotions are so impared that contact is lost with the external world –

                  Indeed – psychiatrists have lost contact with the external world –
                  As all they see are “symptoms” –
                  They wear Diagnostic Blinders, that’s for damn sure –
                  And if they do happen to take situational reality into account, it’s still bad news for “patients” – as “doctors”/therapists still view people’s reactions as maladaptive –
                  And you’ll see – for the umpteenth time – psychiatrists lapsing into yet another episode of Diagnostic Psychosis –

                • And take heed – most people working in the “mental health” community, including all levels of support staff, are in an advanced stages of DPD – Diagnostic Psychosis Disorder –

                • How do you do? I’m Dr. Doofus –
                  – How nice to meet you Dr. Doofus – and what is your specialty?
                  DDP –
                  – Oh, and what is that?
                  Well, it’s a most unique and intriguing discipline. We employ the fail safe processes of Dissociation, Deflection and Projection –
                  – My goodness – sounds difficult!
                  Difficult? Not at all. People at their most vulnerable are easy to persuade, of just about anything –
                  – Humm…persuade…you mean you practice the Art of Persuasion?
                  That’s it exactly. And it’s most expedient – to be sure – as we don’t have to answer to anyone –
                  – So, what you’re saying is – essentially – that your judgment is rarely questioned?
                  Rarely, if ever –
                  – Aren’t there tests of some sort?
                  Well, yes, if you consider checklists to be “tests” – but these aren’t an impediment, as we adjust them all the time to suit ourselves –
                  – How interesting…well, it was nice meeting you, Dr. Doofus. I’ll be sure and warn – opps – I mean share – your valuable information with all my friends –

                • What’s the newest “thing” in therapy circles these days?
                  – Well, the latest bee in their bonnet is this thing called “Social Detriments of health” – it even comes with it’s own nifty acronym – SDoH –
                  Oh. Well, does this mean they’re going to stop using diagnoses?
                  – Heck no! It just gives them more ways to stick a on label you –
                  Can’t they see they’re stigmatizing people?
                  – Nope, but you have to remember that most therapists have LOi –
                  LOi?
                  – You know, Lack of Insight – just call them Loi-terers –

                • Isn’t there anything of value in the DSM?
                  – Nope – but wait – once upon a time psychiatrists included something to indicate that people’s negative reactions were, in their words, “normal reactions to abnormal events” –
                  And happened to it?
                  – They made it disappear because it didn’t pathologize enough. It also had to do with the fact that psychiatrists got nervous when regulations were relaxed so other types of therapists with “lesser” degrees could practice without psychiatric supervision –
                  Wow – I guess things started to look pretty grim for psychiatrists –
                  – Yep – but nothing gets their attention faster than declinig revenues. So they quickly realized the ace in their pocket was the fact that they were the only ones who could prescribe “drugs”. And, as luck would have it, the drug companies were enjoying a spate of “successful” pharmacuetical tinkering – and so began what has become a decades-long marriage of sorts between Psychiatry and Big Pharma –
                  So psychiatry’s in cahoots with the drug industry?
                  – You got it – and it goes like this – more diagnoses = more drugs, or more drugs = more diagnoses – it’s remarkably interchangable –
                  Well, I guess psychiatrists are pretty busy, with all that diagnosing going on –
                  – Heck no – all it amounts to is making up longer checklists –

                • And fortunately these days, with more access to the right information, no one has to rely on the so called “experts” to resolve their difficulties –

                  *Yet rarely, if ever, does the right information come out of the mouths of most psychiatrists/therapists –

                • PSYCHIATRY – TRICK OR TREAT?

                  What do psychiatrists do?
                  – They “treat” people –
                  “Treat” people? For what?
                  – For feeling sad, or nervous, or just about anything –
                  Wait a minute – that doesn’t sound biological –
                  – It isn’t biological –
                  Then how can they call it biological?
                  – Because they can call it whatever they want – which they do –
                  And how do they manage that?
                  – Oh, they made up book of goofy definitions of just about anything you can think of – it’s a real diagnostic free-for-all –
                  But that doen’t sound scientific –
                  – It’s not, but don’t tell them that –
                  Why?
                  – Because they’ll tag you with one of their labels which – by the way – stays forever in your medical records –
                  That’s no treat – that’s a trick!
                  – You’re right – “trick” it is –

                • What do psychiatrists get at DSM conferences?
                  One of two things:
                  1. Diagnostically punch drunk, or
                  2. Diagnostically label happy

                • What’s up with “biological” psychiatry?
                  – It’s a “shtick” – their “biological” shtick –
                  How’d that happen?
                  – Well, they went off on biological kick once they realized they were becomming irrelevant – and they really played it up – big time – with an onslaught of advertising – and by golly – it worked – they managed to fool everyone! They turned their “kick” into a money making “shtick” – and hey – it works like a charm –

                • How should I act in front of a psychiatrist?
                  – Well, be sure to agree with them – all over the place – no matter what –
                  Why?
                  – Because they hate to be challanged –
                  You make it sound like people are at their mercy –
                  – People ARE at their mercy – and psychiatrists have no mercy – it’s not in their lexicon –
                  That sounds …mean, even sadistic –
                  – Sadistic it is – they’re closet sadists –
                  So….I should do….what?
                  Kiss their asses till your face turns blue –

                • Wait a moment – how long did you say a psychiatric diagnoses stays on my medical record?
                  – Permanently –
                  Permanently? But – but – what if I get better?
                  – That doesn’t cut any ice with these jackasses – they’ve figured out a way to tag you forever –
                  But why??
                  – Because they’re scared –
                  Scared? Of what?
                  – Off losing their patient base and going out of business – you see, they know they’re on shaky ground – that their diagnostic wizardry are puffs of smoke – and they haven’t forgotten what it was like when other therapists no longer had to answer to them – so they “decided” to make it permanent, as it suits their purposes –

                • And what’s all this about psychiatrists making “diagnostic noise”?
                  – Oh, it just psychiatrists indulging in their diagnostic gibberish –
                  Diagnostic gibberish?
                  Yep, diagnostic gibberish – and watch out – if they’re having a bad day, they’ll throw the DSM at you, and you’ll have endure them having one of their DTT’s – Diagnostic Temper Tantrums –

                • – Be careful – psychiatrists LOVE throwing the DSM at you (they do it at every chance they get) and you’ll have to endure them having YET ANOTHER one of their Diagnostic Temper Tantrums –
                  – How will I know when they’re about to have one of their temper tantrums?
                  – Well, you’ll see their face turning red, and then they”ll start to squirm – like their trying to keep from shitting in their pants – and before you know it, they’ve launched into one humdinger of a temper tantrum –

                • Okay, I get it – I have to agree with psychiatrists –
                  – That’s right, with EVERYTHING they say – or else, they’ll….what? –
                  Have a hissy fit and throw the whole damn DSM at me –
                  – Good, you’re catching on –
                  But what about my rights?
                  – You have no rights – you forfeit those once you walk through their door –
                  This sounds very wrong….
                  – It’s a lot more than wrong –
                  But why is psychiatric diagnoses so powerful?
                  – Because using the word “diagnosis” implies pathology, a scientific truth –
                  But it’s just a bunch of words!
                  – A bunch of word they learned in medical school, which – in their minds – renders their judgement infallible, and – in medical school – they go through a process of psychological osmosis, which means they see psych diagnoses as “scientific”, or “biological”, “or medical” – whichever floats their boat –

                • Again – what did I say?
                  – That if I don’t agree with a psychiatrist’s “diagnosis” they’ll have a Diagnostic Temper Tantrum and throw the whole DSM at me, that they live for this, they do it every chance they get, and they’ll hand me a fist full of psych drugs…and what else?
                  That a psych office is a DDZ – a Diagnsotic Disaster Zone…where…where…
                  – Where I stand to lose my rights!
                  That’s it!

                • But what makes other kinds of therapists so quick to think diagnostically, like psychiatrists?
                  – Because psychiatrists have an M.D., which means they call the shots, and most therapists are sheeple who love sitting close to those on top of the totem pole –
                  So therapists are people pleasers who like status –
                  – That’s it – they love basking in an M.D.’s “reflected glory” –
                  Sounds like a whole lot of kowtowing to me –
                  – But that’s what it is – one big stuck-up, suck up culture –

                • So I get it – psychiatrists get together and make up all these words – a whole language even – and they get everyone to speak it?
                  – You got it – think it, speak it, write it, dream it, eat it, breathe it, shit it, you name it –
                  Sounds pretty dodgy to me – almost like they’re ventriloquists –
                  – That’s it – they’re ventriloquists!
                  Does that make therapists puppeteers?
                  – That it does –
                  And patients their puppets?
                  – And patients their puppets – or marionettes, of course –
                  Or marionettes – either way they’re pulling people’s strings –

                • That’s a lot of Diagnostic activity, isn’t it? You know, eating, breathing, writing, speaking, string pulling –
                  – It is, but it all leads to psychiatrists accomplishing their main goal –
                  Their main goal? And what’s that about?
                  – It’s about being -YOUR being – it’s about them usurping your very “being” – with a diagnoses, of course

                • What are most psychiatrists?
                  – Diagnostic Ventriloquists –
                  What are most psychologists/therapists?
                  – Diagnostic Puppeteers –

                • A Psychiatrists sings –

                  Hey Diddle Deee Dee!
                  A doctor’s life for me –
                  I diagnose to my heart’s content,
                  So I can always pay the rent –
                  So Hey Diddle Dee Dee!
                  A doctor’s life me –

                • – What’s Psychiatry?
                  Diagnostic Grandiosity –

                  – What’s the DSM?
                  A book of Diagnostic Grandiosity –

                  – What are Psychiatrists?
                  Diagnostic Grandstanders –

                • – What are most psychologists?

                  Diagnostic Bootlickers – or,
                  Diagnostic Toadies –

                • Most psychiatrists are great examples of grandiosity –

                  Define Grandiosity –
                  – (it) refers to an unrealistic sense of superiorty, characterized by a sustained view of one’s self as better than other people, which is expressed by distainfully viewing them as inferior; and refers to a sense of personal uniqueness, a belief that few other people have anything in common with oneself, and that one can only be understood by a few, very special people –

                  **An accurate description of most psychiatirsts/therapists –

                • Psychiatric diagnosing sounds psychologically violent – almost bloodthirsty –

                  It is. “Diagnosing” “patients” is psychiatrists’ way of marking their territory – because, like many M.D.’s, they’re insecure and have HUGE egos – so they’re pretty aggressive people who brook no opposition –

                • Anyone who has to got to school to figure out human psychology is an idiot –
                  And those who rely on the “experts” advice are even BIGGER idiots –

                • Psychiatric Diagnosing is the coward’s way out – it’s the antithesis of wisdom and intelligence –

                • Define shenanigans –
                  – secret or dishonest activity or maneuvering
                  Define enmesh –
                  – involve (someone) in a difficult situation from which it is hard to escape

                  Define Psychiatry –
                  – a series of Diagnostic Shenanigans, (staged and structured) which result in the process of Diagnostic Enmeshment –

                • What is Psychiatry?
                  – a spiritual desert
                  What do psychiatrists produce?
                  – Diagnostic mirages –

                • DIAGNOSTIC AGGRESSION

                  What do most psychiatrists/therapists practice?
                  – Diagnostic Aggression

                  What does this make most psychiatrists/therapists?
                  – Diagnostic Aggressors

                  What are “Psychiatric Diagnoses”?
                  – An alphabetical representation of diagnostic aggression –

                  What’s the purpose of Psychiatric Aggression?
                  – To trick “patients” into accepting a false identity, which leads them to succumb to an unatural, unhealthy, imbalanced, expoitive and addictive “theraputic relationship” –

                • What is Psychiatry?
                  – An obsessive field of incessant Diagnostic Preoccupation/Dissociation –

                  What is Diagnostic Preoccupation/Dissociation?
                  – A neurotically driven, medically camouflaged form of verbal/emotional abuse, i.e. name calling –

                • What is Psychaitric Diagnostic Aggression?
                  – Medically camouflaged verbal abuse

                  And its purpose is to?
                  – To intimidate and thereby render “patients” powerless in the face of a vast arsenal of medically camouflaged verbal attacks known as “Psychiatric Diagnoses” –

                • What is Psychiatry?
                  – A World of Biological Delusion – a “diagnostic” haven for spiritually bankrupt “clinicians” – an emotionally hollow place of tightly held “biological” delusion which enables “clinicians” to deny the existence and validity of familial/societal/emotional abuse –

                  Why does it exist?
                  Because of their inability to cope with life on its own terms, these “clinicians” have unconsciously resorted to making up and hiding behind a plethora of medical sounding acronyms (“psychiatric diagnoses”). These “diagnoses” serve to medicalize emotional distress, the reality of which these “clinicians” cannot and will not face –

                • What is Psychiatry?
                  – Diagnostic Rhetoric

                  Define rhetoric –
                  (a) language designed to have a persuasive or impressive effect on its audience,
                  but often regarded as lacking insincerity or meaningful content –

                  This is a brilliantly accurate description of psychiatry –

                • Define rhetoric –
                  (a) language designed to have a persuasive or impressive effect on its audience, but often regarded as LACKING IN SINCERITY or meaningful content –
                  – This is describes psychiatry to a tee –

                • What’s Psychiatry?
                  A sick system of Diagnostic Harrassment – an institutionalized, codified world of
                  DIAGNOSTIC HARRASSMENT –

                  What does that make most Psychiatrists/”therapists”?
                  DIAGNOSTIC HARRASSERS

                • And if therapists do happen to take situational reality into account, it’s still bad news for “patients”, as therapists still view people’s reactions as “maladaptive”, instead of seeing what’s TRULY maladaptive – which is – nine times out of ten –
                  THE SITUATION –

                  So what does this make this make most therapists?
                  A bunch of dumb clucks who pass the buck –

                • What does Psychiatry do to people?
                  – It steals their right to self-determination and denys their ability to self-define –

                • What does Psychiatric Diagnosing cause?
                  – PSYCHIC TRAUMA –

                  What does Psychiatric Prescribing cause?
                  – PHARMACEUTICALLY INDUCED TRAUMA –

                • What does Psychiatric Diagnosing and drugging prevent?
                  – Psychic and bodily autonomy –

                • What does Psychiatry and most “talk therapy” do?

                  – It GASLIGHTS –
                  By blaming people’s “biology” and personality for their negative experiences –
                  By making “patients” society’s scapegoats instead of addressing familial/cultural/societal abuse –

                • How Psychiatry become so powerful?
                  – By the skillful yet underhanded use of medical sounding language – which, aided by the spellbindingly seductive advertising for phamaceutical “fixes”, convinces an anguished – as well as conveniently uninformed – public –

                • What does Psychaitry do?
                  – It steals and denies people’s right and ability to self define and lead a life of self determined dignity –

                • What does Psychiatric Diagnosing prevent?
                  1. The act of Self Determination –
                  2. The ablity to Self Define –

                  Define self determination – (is) determination by oneself without outside influence, freedom to live as one chooses, or to act or decide without consulting another or others –

                  Define Self Define –
                  The ability to live in a state of self reflective consciousness –

                  What does Psychiatric Diagnosing and Drugging destroy?
                  The ability to self reflect –

                  What scares the bejesus out of most psychiatrists/therapists?
                  A self reflective patient – an honest, courageous, insightful, truth telling, outspoken yet unflappable, self reflective patient –

                • What do “Psychiatric Diagnoses” imply?
                  “Disease” or “Disorder” – INVENTED “disease” or “disorder” –

                  What do “Psychiatric Diagnoses” deny?

                  – A person’s human dignity –
                  – A person’s instinctive ability to heal oneself – in privacy and dignity –
                  – A person’s right to make sense of their own suffering – in privacy and dignity-
                  – A person’s right to self determine and self define – in privacy and dignity –

                  What does Diagnostic Psychiatry seek to steal and destroy?
                  – A person’s right to privacy and dignity –

                • What’s the defining feature of most psychiatrists/therapists?
                  An unconscious but deeply embedded schadenfreude –

                • What do most psychiatrists/therapists lack?
                  An ability to respect struggling human beings –

                • Why do most psychiatrists/therapists believe in the DSM?
                  – Because it represents Diagnostic Truth?
                  No! Because it represents their hefty paycheck –

                • What do Psychiatric Diagnoses and Drugging destroy?
                  A person’s sacred and precious ability to self reflect –

                • What does Psychiatric Diagnosing do?
                  – It denies people’s ability and right to self define, to lead a life of self determined dignity –
                  – It serves to maintain a brutally toxic medicalized regime in a brutally toxic society and culture –

                • What are most Psychiatrists/”therapists”?
                  They’re DM’s – Diagnostic Magicians – who “practice” DHP – Diagnostic Hocus Pocus –
                  Diagnostic Hocus Pocus? You mean…you mean…they cast spells?
                  Yes, they cast spells using DSb – Diagnostic Spellbinding –
                  Diagnostic Spellbinding?…wow….but, but how??
                  By using the DSM – it’s just brimming with DMT’S –
                  DMT’s?
                  Diagnostic Magic Tricks – which lead you into a state of PtpPiT
                  PtpPiT?
                  PsychoTheraPutic – Pharmaceutically Induced Trance – some just call it the P-pit – it’s psychiatry’s Hell Pit –

                • DIAGNOSTIC GROOMING –

                  What happens in most Psychiatric/Psychotheraputic “relationships”?

                  Diagnostic Grooming – which sets the stage for “therapists” (of all sorts) to Diagnostically Harrass people for a lifetime –

                • What does Psychiatry amount to ?
                  Diagnostic Abuse –

                  And where does it manifest?
                  In so called “theraputic” relationships that arise from “therapists” condescending, “theraputically” manipulative, Diagnostic behavior –

                  And it’s purpose?
                  To “groom”, or entice people into accepting a lifetime of Diagnostically Based “psychotheraputic”/pharmaceutical abuse

                • What do “Psychiatric” Diagnoses allow “therapists” to do?

                  To view people with Diagnostic Disdain –

                • What do Psychiatric Diagnoses do?

                  It gives “therapists” the power to distract people from engaging in any meaningful self reflection –
                  and therefore props up the psychologically false, scientifically flimsy, “theraputically” abusive “construct” known as “psychotherapy”/psychiatry –

                • What do most therapists seek to do?
                  – To Diagnostically Hoodwink their “patients”

                  Define Hoodwink –
                  – to decieve by false appearance: to dupe people –

                  In other words, to Diagnsotically Bullshit their “patients” –

                • DIAGNOSTIC DISTRACTION –
                  What’s that?
                  A process created by Psychiatry that most “therapists” use which paves the way for them to “theraputically” gaslight patients –

                  Define Gaslight –
                  – to manipulate (someone) by psychological means into questioning their own sanity –

                  Sounds like many a wasted hour spent in some Diagnostically Feckless psych’s office –
                  Where a person’s healthy and instinctive desire to self reflect is so often circumvented –
                  So any meaningful self reflection is effectively thwarted –
                  So the “process” of “therapy” can continue indefinitely, providing a constant stream of ill gotten gain (both monetary and psychological) for lazy, cruel, myopic “therapists” –

                • What’s the DSM proof of?
                  Diagnostic Egoism –

                  What are most psychiatrists/”therapists”?
                  Diagnostic Egotists –

                • What are most psychiatrists/”therapists” examples of?
                  Sophomania –

                  Define Sophomania –
                  A delusion of having superior intellignce –
                  Wow – sounds narcissistic! (the latest buzzword) –

                • INSTITUTIONALIZED IMMATURITY –

                  There is NO SUCH THING as “mental illness” –
                  There is NO SUCH THING as “mental health” –

                  But there is Institutionalized Immaturity –
                  Please explain –

                  “Psychiatric diagnoses” are a massive, pseudoscientific FRAUD perpetrated by the emotionally immature institution known as Psychiatry –
                  Preserved in its DSM, it jealously guards its canon of alphabetically cloddish, toxically moldy, emotionally vacant and immature “diagnostic” terms – terms which promote nothing more than the pathologizing of the human experience –

                  People don’t have a “diagnoses” – they have STATES OF MIND – EMOTIONAL STATES OF MIND: greiving, anxious, confused, disordered – in any and every combination –
                  What creates these states of mind?
                  Tragic circumstances and trying events, either from the past or the present –

                  And there are NO “personality disorders” – only difficult personality DYNAMICS –
                  What creates difficult personality dynamics?
                  Immature people who bind with others and intentionally use damaging tactics to ensure they have and keep more power in the relationship – tactics such as: manipulation, coercion, deceit, to name a few – in an unconscious effort to assuage their own uncomfortable emotions of anger, rage, insecurity, jealousy, powerlessness, etc. – damaging tactics that form habitual patterns/dynamics which usually originate in childhood from neglectful, abusive parenting (distorted mirroring and inappropriate emotional modeling) – and “psychiatric diagnoses” are a vivid examples of these damaging dynamics –

                  So what does this say about Psychiatry?
                  That it’s a “diagnostic” crucible of Institutionalized Immaturity –

                • If you experienced inappropriate mirroring and modeling in childhood (in toxic families, schools or churches) you can expect more of the same harmful dynamics in any diagnostically based “theraputic relationship” –

                • What do therapists do?
                  – Not much good – often a lotta harm –
                  Harm! How?
                  – By labeling you –
                  Labeling me? You mean they name call?
                  – That’s it – they name call –
                  But they spent all that time in school! and have all these initials after their name!
                  – Don’t let that fool you – it’s just a smoke screen – they don’t know much more than the next person – they think they do, but they don’t –
                  – So what DO they know?
                  How to charge you a whole lotta money for a whole lotta nothing!

                • But therapists seem smart – special even!
                  – Well, listen up – they’re not – they’re as fucked up as the next person –
                  Then how….then why…??
                  Because we’re trained to doubt ourselves, to “consult the experts” –
                  But don’t I need an expert? A therapist??
                  Heck no –
                  Well, then what do I need?
                  Faith in yourself and access to the internet –

                • You know, come to think of it, therapy never felt right – but every time I tried to stop the psych talked me out of it, telling me some bullshit as if I didn’t know my own mind for fuck’s sake! What the hell was I paying for anyway???
                  – We’ve heard this a million times –
                  And they’d get so serious, you know, all tense and prune-faced, saying I hadn’t “completed the process”, making every damn thing into horse’s prayer when all I wanted to do was quit their shit and leave –
                  – We’ve heard this a trillion times –

                • I keep hearing about “therapy”, like it’s some miracle cure you HAVE to have –
                  – That’s just the Programming Bullshit society feeds you – to keep you subservient, in line with the status quo –
                  The status quo?
                  – To keep you trusting the “experts” more than yourself –
                  But they keep saying you NEED to have a therapist –
                  – That’s what they WANT you to feel, so they can keep calling themselves “the experts” –

                • You mean I DON’T need therapy, or to get a fancy degree in psychology?
                  – Nope, that’s the old way, the Stale Bread Way – these days all you need to know is on the internet –
                  Okay – I’ll look into it –

                  3 months later…

                  You were right! I did my own research and found out what’s really going on — that it doesn’t help to be observed like a zoo animal, or publicly picked apart in some psychiatric hospital theater spectacle –
                  – Glad to hear it – just keep spreading the word –

                • PROFESSIONAL GAWKING, BOUNDARY SCOFFING –

                  Psychiatric Hospital Theater Spectalce? That’s awful! You mean they STILL do that to people?? I thought gawking went the way of The Elephant Man!
                  – Nope, psychiatry’s still at it – and psychologists aren’t much better –
                  But no one deserves to be gawked at! What’s wrong with them???
                  – Their massive egos give them a sense of entitlement –
                  You’d think they’d AT LEAST respect people’s boundaries –
                  – You’d think they’d AT MOST respect people’s boundries – but they’re Professional Gawkers who’ve no regard for people’s boundaries –
                  But it seems psychologists are always talking about “boundaries”, don’t you think?
                  – Well, that’s a big joke to psychiatrists – when they think no one’s looking they scoff at it among themselves, while gleefully filling their syringes –

                • So does that make psychologists safer than psychiatrists?
                  No – they’re just a slightly different breed of the same predatory animal –

                • Isn’t therapy about healing?
                  – Nope – it’s got nothing to do with healing – you can do that on your own –
                  Then what is it about?
                  – Money Draining and Psychic Blood Letting –

                • Define Psychic Blowjob –
                  – to excessively flatter the ego of psychiatrists/therapists –

                • What does the therapy industry do?
                  It feeds off people’s weaknesses –

                  *Any knowlegde they have you can find on your own –
                  *Any “therapy” they try to sell you, YOU CAN DO ON YOUR OWN –

                • EMOTIONAL GRIFTERS-

                  You mean I don’t have to pay someone to get better?
                  – HELL NO!!!
                  Well, then what does that make therapists?
                  Emotional Grifters –

                  Define grifter –
                  – someone who cheats others out of money –

                • But therapy seems so mysterious!
                  – It’s not, but therapists like to make it seem that way, with silly psych words and weirdo, manipulative “techniques” and “therapies” –
                  It sounds scary –
                  – It can be, but these days, people aren’t such easy prey –
                  Why?
                  – Because the internet’s changed the dynamic by lettng you know you’re not alone in your estimation of “therapy” and “therapists” – and allows you access to the information you really need –

                • What are Psychiatrists?
                  – The Kingpins of the Mental Health Industrial Complex –
                  What are Psychologists?
                  Psychiatry’s Henchmen –

                • What’s the most dangerous thing about most therapists?
                  – The fact they’re trained to “diagnose” you, to see you as sick, which lets them misinterpret anything and everything you say, think, feel, and do –
                  But I have my own interpretations!
                  – They don’t see it that way, and have no respect for your interpretations. So here’s some advice – keep any ideas to yourself, because all they’ll use it for is more “diagnoses” –

                • So what do diagnoses do?
                  – They plant the seeds of self doubt and create a sense cognitive dissonance –

                  But people have to have therapy, don’t they?
                  – No – what they need is the confidence that they can figure things out on their own – and confidence isn’t found in some fucking “diagnoses” or some idiot “therapy” with some idiot “professional” they don’t even know –

                • Children are taught – if they’re lucky – to not talk to strangers –
                  Adults should heed that advice –

                • But they tell me that healing can only happen in a “theraputic relationship” –
                  – That’s Bullshit! Bullshit, Bulshit, Bullshit –

                  BULLSHIT ONCE,
                  BULLSHIT TWICE –
                  BULLSHIT CHICKEN SOUP WITH RICE –

                  The only relationship you really need is with YOURSELF –
                  NOT with some IDIOT diagnosis –
                  NOT with some IDIOT therapy –
                  NOT with some IDIOT therapist you don’t even know –

                • Name the personality characteristics typically found in most psychiatrists/therapists –

                  Judgmental, controlling, close minded, intolerant, self-satisfied, unreasonable, perfectionistic, self centered, and self-aggrandizing –

                  – They deserve their own diagnoses –

                • What does Psychiatry seek to do?

                  – Get between you and yourself – with “diagnoses” and drugs –

                • What does it mean when you’re “diagnosed” with Major Depressive Disorder?

                  It means youv’e failed to live up to their unrealistic expectation to always be happy –

                • What is diagnostically grounded psychotherapy?

                  An unhealthy re-enactment of toxic family dynamics instigated and maintained (consciously or unconsciously) by toxic therapists –

                  Toxic therapists…humm…
                  Seems redundant…

  2. This is hilarious. Thanks for the good laugh!
    Several years ago the Trauma Center in Boston was trying to get the Developmental Trauma Disorder in the DSM. I understand that the efforts were not successful. It seems like such a diagnosis might be helpful. Wondering about your thoughts on this.

    • Developmental Trauma Disorder is a really good diagnosis for everyone as the implication is that the things that happened to us in the past are causing the symptoms that we see now, whether those symptoms are obsessive, depression, anxiety, hallucinations, or anything else that interferes with our smooth functioning. Right now, I use Post Traumatic Stress Disorder for all of my patients because it comes closest to being accurate for all of my patients.

      I do not think Developmental Trauma Disorder has a chance in hell to be adapted by the DSM people because it implies environmental causality and therefore, should not involve psychiatric drugs, which is what standard psychiatry is all about. (Making more money for the pharmaceutical industry.)

  3. My son. 42 years old, on clopixol depot for 5 months, he was getting 300 mg shot every 2 weeks, been of now for 5 weeks, but as gone into him self , will not talk , and seems so sad, lays sleeping all the time, very hard for me to get him out of bed.
    Is it “anhedonia” what can I do to help him. I am giving him . B3 niecine and fish oil capsoles, he is eating, but is like a vegetable ,very frightened nothing there? Very sad.
    Is this normal withdrawal systems.
    He was sectioned after smoking pot, hallucations, and falsed injections, and Depicote. Clean now, but I am worried for him.
    Please advise. Thank you x

  4. OMG! This was much needed
    I have become a big fan of your work. You are doing amazing work by putting another light on psychotherapy.
    You are literally an inspiration to me. 4 months of being a trainee psychologist, and I thought I was gona loose my mind over how psychotherapy is practiced and taught.
    I asked myself daily, am I the only one who see’s what mess psychotherapist are creating.
    Awesome job! keep up the good work. Your words bring sanity to my thoughts.

  5. Daniel~Eternal thanks for all that you’re doing! Invaluable. Outstanding.

    I’m wondering about an essay you mentioned about becoming a therapist in other than the traditional way, or something along those lines. I have another related question also however i feel uneasy posting it in public.

    Continued courage!

  6. Hello Daniel,
    How are you doing! This is sort of personal question but if you know something about it please respond!
    I live in Finland I have been in talk therapy for about 10 sessions but that did not work so i have been to psychiatrist now. I just visited psychiatrist yesterday who prescribed me a drug named “VENLAFAXIN”. He said this drug works best if you combine it with with discussion therapy, exercises, etc. and he said don’t be afraid by internet horror stories and trust me and use exactly how i tell you (very low doses to high steadily) this is be very helpful for your depression (which i got 24 in Beck’s depression inventory questions).
    What do you think about this? Can you suggest me something, i would be very grateful.

    Regards

  7. This is truly frightening. I have been given 5 or 6 of these diagnoses over the last 4 years and I won’t accept any, other than I’ve experienced psychoses which directly relate to a traumatic experience at work, then a retrauma within the psychiatric system. I’m now in a position that I cannot drive unless I ‘comply with medication’. I am not complying but pretending to…although I haven’t reapplied to drive yet. I frightens me how the ‘state’ can trap people like this, although I am trying to face the fear and not collapse in it. my first psychoses was aged 45 – is this unusual?

    • hi jaycee. hmm, it could be unusual or maybe not. although a lot of people who have a so-called psychotic episode first have it in their late-adolescence or early adulthood, i’ve known people and heard stories of lots of people who had some experiences labeled as psychosis later in life. no reason it couldn’t happen to someone anytime, given the right circumstances externally and psychologically. wishing you the best on your journey! daniel

      • I threw myself around a room and at furniture with full force, and it took 6 people to restrain me and inject me. I have no recollection of this happening whatsoever, but was covered with bruises the next day, so I accept it did. My memory was that god told me the only way I could live was to go down the sewers – I assume this throwing myself around was me getting flushed down the sewers. Is that a psychosis? I have lost my career because I whistle blew and then wasn’t able to take care of myself through the repercussions, and I believe my fear of how I could survive is what led to this episode. Your films have given me faith I can face the future and recover – both my mental health and my financial health. Thank you

  8. Thank you Daniel.. the weight of diagnoses, their prevalence, their meaning, the value attributed to them.. can be heavy, engulf your identity, make you doubt your path.. and this essay it helps, it helps.. humour can help to make things lighter, to see things clearly, give perspective.. thank you

  9. Normally, this would be extremely funny, but it is so factual that the humor is overshadowed.
    Lloyd Ross, Ph.D.

    • It is actually frightening when you realise that many poor souls have their lives ruined by these made up labels. These people are far more scarey than fiction. It wasn’t that long ago they were giving homosexuals – which was also labelled a disease by them – electric shock treatment and not to mention new mothers who had post natal depression with the same barbaric torture and now they are drugging up children as young as 5 or 6. When will society realise how dangerous these psychopaths actually are and that they have no care or desire to actually heal people. They see people like cattle and labels they can earn from they never see human beings as individuals and never attempt to really listen to the individual and put themselves in their shoes…. oh no that would take too much time and something all of them lack which is empathy and humility.
      I did laugh at first when i read this but then it quickly dawned on me that this happening to children every day and it’s so true and so messed up.
      “ADHD: Your teachers don’t understand you, your parents suck, and I am on their side.”
      ADHD and ADD are such made up disorders for teachers to be able to make their class full of dosile, maleable brainwashed conforming prisoners. It’s sick that they are able to get away with drugging normal active children and pathologise children who naturally have loads of energy as “hyper” and worse “psychotic”. These psychiatrists spend no time around children at all and live in these bubbles with other members of their cult, a cult which was founded on the theories of a man who wanted to bone his mother and related all of human psychology to how he interpreted the world. The DSM who are a group of middle aged elitist upper middle class white men who happen to be high functioning narcissists are making up new “disorders” every year. Most illnesses equals more drugs and bigger revenue of profit. Unless you are one of them and grew up like them then everything you and say and do will and can be used against you to be willfully misinterpreted into some disorder. If you take any human behaviour you make it into a disorder if you try. No one is ever able to challenge them ofcourse – the untouchables. They will destroy you like a true narcissist if you ever try to challenge their diagnosis or disagree with their opinion. They will label you with things you didn’t even think possible because they are twisted fucks. Intelligence to them can even be pathologised. Anyone’s personality can be pathologised. If you are a caring empathic person who cares for the needs of others they can turn that into ‘dependant personality disorder’. If you refuse to answer any of their intrusive perverted questions which have no relevance to an illness they can describe you as being distrustful of authority and having paranoid delusions or worse schizoid or schizophrenic. When anyone agrees to see a psychiatrist they should be warned that “anything you say or do can and will be used against you”. These people have to label you in order to be paid. Insurance companies don’t pay out without a diagnosis. Here in the UK the NHS only get paid when a label is given and then the person is put on the drug mill. No other tests are given, nothing is conclusive like brain scans blood tests etc. Over here a person can be dignosed after one session with a psychiatrist who has a short amount of time to come up with a label based on very limited info they have on the person. A series of tick list questions and quick fire assumptions and then let’s see what box you can be put into. If you have a history of mental illness in your family you will be stigmatised with that also and thWhat is sickening is also the amount of money these wack jobs charge by the hour – and how we have all been brainwashed to accept this as “normal” as though they deserve this by sitting down ticking some boxes and damaging people with dehumanising labels which only damage the person further and tell them the belief that they are “incurable”. Instilling a limiting false belief and shaming the person from their high horse. Nobody ever looks at them as we are supposed to see these clowns as infallible God like creatures as that is how they see themselves. We all need to wake up and see what they are and the poison they pushing to west and especially children. It’s so frightening that they have so much power and influence in the school system. There should be a test on empathy and human compassion done on these white coat drug pushers. They should have to spend time with people at the bottom of the food chain as part of their training. None of them have humility or follow the hippocratic oath to do no harm or r hurt anyone.

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