Deconstructing Psychiatric Diagnoses

Based on my past experience both as a therapist and client in the mental health field, I have learned that when therapists or psychiatrists give you the following diagnoses all too often here is what they really mean: 

Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder:  Your obsessive nature is thwarting my compulsion to reorganize your life.

Paranoid Personality Disorder:  The way I perceive you staring at me when I ask you extremely personal questions about the most painful experiences in your life really makes me uncomfortable.

ADHD:  Your teachers don’t understand you, your parents suck, and I am on their side.

Bipolar Disorder:  You’re going through a rough time, and now that I’ve found a biologically inherent justification for it, your insurance company will allow me to bill all year for your sessions.

Narcissistic Personality Disorder:  I didn’t spend nine years getting this damn license just to listen to you blather on about YOU YOU YOU.  How about ME for a change?

Antisocial Personality Disorder:  You sicko — you actually DO the things my husband masturbates about on the internet.

PTSD:  Since I can’t bill your insurance company for just writing “PTS,” I’ll compromise with psychiatry and add that little “D” to the end…

Generalized Anxiety Disorder:  There doesn’t seem to be anything noticeably wrong with you, but you are here so you must be fucked up somehow.

Histrionic Personality Disorder:  If you keep pushing it, sweetie, I’m going to diagnose you Borderline.  So lower your voice, okay?

Cocaine Dependence:  Fool!  Adderall is legal, cheaper, covered by your health insurance, and works on the same neural pathways!

Anorexia:  They’re models on television.  You’re not.

Dependent Personality Disorder:  We both need to accept that psychotherapy was never intended to last indefinitely.  Well….unless of course you can pay full-fee, in which case I can cook up a more serious diagnosis for you…

Avoidant Personality Disorder:  Thank God you pay out of pocket, because your insurance company doesn’t allow me to bill for all your missed sessions.

Alcohol Dependence:  I probably drink just as much as you do, but since you’re paying and I have a degree I might as well pin an extra label on you.

Dissociative Identity Disorder:  I know, everyone else has diagnosed you with schizophrenia, but I want a really juicy case to present at next year’s conference…

Münchausen Syndrome by Proxy:  Finally I get a chance as a therapist to treat someone who’s just like my mother!!

1,559 thoughts on “Deconstructing Psychiatric Diagnoses

    • And watch out for their “Diagnosing” –
      They can’t see anything worth a damn –
      They’re just sizing you up in a nasty way –
      With their picky-picky-ever-so-sticky DSM –

        • Psychiatry is an insult to science –
          How so?

          BECAUSE IT’S NOT SCIENCE!!!

          So what’s all this talk about them about them having found a genetic link to all their crazy “Disorders”?
          That’s just the latest example of their junk science – where they grasp at ANYTHING they see. And lately they’ve jumped on the Genetic Bandwagon! So now they’re blaring their very own genetic horn – and hitting all the wrong notes, as usual.

          Science is held in high regard, as it should be. Psychiatrists want to be card-carrying members of this deservedly esteemed club; they think this would give them the credibilty they sorely lack.

          But Psychiatry isn’t science, nor is it an “art”, (as the most self-deluded would have you believe). It’s a shitload of wrongheaded psychological theories, dangerous pharmacuetical tinkering, all led by a staggering number of mindless “Psychiatric Diagnoses/Disorders” –

          Psychiatrists should stop pining after science – it’s like an ill-fated romance they can’t get over –
          But their scientific dalliances do serve a purpose; it sheilds them from reality – emotional reality – the kind of reality they’re ill-equipped to handle in any meaninful way. And getting immersed in science is like putting their heads in the sand –

          And what affects emotional reality? Childhood trauma – primarily – as well as horrific tragedy, difficult circumstances, and the vicissitudes of daily living.

          So meaningful answers aren’t to be found in “biological science” – not in any stupid lab test, not in any cruelly indifferent statistic or study, not in any fantastically dazzling magnetic imaging, and ESPECIALLY NOT not in any zombifying psychiatric “drug” –

          Answers are found in the act of living – in serious reflection, valid consideration and fair minded compassion –

          • Psychiatrists are unthinking people would disregard their most basic professional responsibilty –

            PHYSICIAN, HEAL THYSELF –

                • POCKET FULL OF POSEY –

                  What about “therapists” bugs you most?

                  They’re a bunch of fuckin’ posers too damn sure of themselves –

                • STRIKE UP THE BAND –
                  It’s time for (drumroll) DIAGNOSTIC BINGO!!!

                  There was a Doc who was a Crock and FAKE-O was the name, oh!
                  F-A-K-E-O!
                  F-A-K-E-O!!
                  F-A-K-E-O!!!
                  And LIAR is the name – NO!!!

                • CLOSE UP SHOTS –

                  People who look at others through diagnostic lenses need to get another outlook on life –

                  And as for why people would want to “diagnose” others in the first place is anyone’s guess –
                  So here’s one –

                  “Diagnosing” is their way of overcompensating for difficulties in their early lives. It gives them a feeling of mastery. But these feelings – while good – have a way of blinding them to the bigger picture –

                • SECRET SAUCE –

                  What’s all this “vulnerability” bullshit?

                  It’s the word “therapists” use to get you to develop an unhealthy attachment to them –

                • RUN FOR COVER –

                  Gotta watch out for those “psych diagnoses” –
                  What’s a “psych diagnosis”?
                  It’s an MD-AHA, a
                  Medically Disguised Ad Hominem Attack –

                • EGO STRENGTHS???

                  Why are psychiatrists and therapists so hung up on “diagnoses”?
                  Because without them their whole world would fall apart –
                  They can’t last one week without thinking up another one –
                  Hummm…. sounds like addiction….

                • AD – VANTAGE POINTS –
                  What’s the major flaw in psychiatry and psychotherapy?
                  The fact it’s created from a therapist’s point of view –

                • MIND GAMES OR MIND FRAMES –

                  People don’t have “mental illness” –
                  They have MENTAL STATES –

                  People don’t have “personality disorders” –
                  They have PERSONALITY PATTERNS –

                • LOST THEIR WAY –

                  I think you’re ridiculous!
                  My therapist comes from a good place –

                  That may well be, but they’re on the wrong path –

                • BOILING MADNESS –

                  “Psychiatric diagnoses” aren’t biological –
                  Because in the final analysis, what do they boil down to?
                  SUBJECTIVE OPINION –
                  Doubt that?

                  Then trace back as you follow the logic from –
                  Psych diagnoses >>>>
                  Generic labels >>>
                  Name calling >>
                  Insults >
                  And what’s left????

                  SUBJECTIVE OPINION!!!!!

                • What are “therapists”?

                  A distressingly common collection of fundamentally immature and secretly insecure people who’ve never outgrown their need for external validation, a need they unconsciously seek to gratify through their “clientele”, sickeningly devoted cadre of remarkably uncritical and woefully dependent customers –

              • And ANYONE who dares call “psychotherapy” an “art” is self congratulatory, card carrying fool –
                With ego to spare –
                That no one should take –

                • EQUIVOCATION EDUCATION –

                  What are “therapists” trained to do?

                  To rationalize the existence of “therapy” –

                • THEY DON’T KNOW WHAT THEY DON’T KNOW –

                  What do psychiatric diagnoses do?

                  UNDERMINE HUMANITY –

                • SHOTS FIRED –

                  Gotta watch out for those “psych diagnoses” –
                  What’s a “psych diagnosis”?
                  It’s an MD-AHA, a Medically Disguised Ad Hominem Attack –

                • PRICE TAGS –

                  What’s up with these “therapists”? Every other word out of their mouth’s a fuckin’ “diagnosis”! Will they ever stop?

                  Nope – not as long as there’s a price tag on it –
                  Geeez! They’re like a dog with a bone –

                • SEARCH AND SEIZURES –

                  What’s one of the most evil things a person can do to another?

                  Hijack someone’s personhood with a “psychiatric diagnosis” –

                • What’s wrong with psychiatric diagnoses?

                  They destroy one’s sense of dignity and assault the human soul –

                • OUTLIARS AND TOWN CRYERS –

                  What are “therapists” forever out to prove?
                  That THEY’RE always right –
                  And YOU’RE always wrong –

                  And they’re screaming it all over town (radio, tv, Internet) –

                • STRIKE UP THE BAND (ode to psych drugs sing-a-long) –

                  I got no drugs to hold me down –
                  To make me laugh or make me frown –
                  I had drugs but now I’m free –
                  I got no drugs in me –

                  Hi-ho the me-ri-o,
                  It’s the only way for me –
                  I want the world to know it’s the only way to be –

                  I got no pills, oh yes, I’m done –
                  I’m not tied up to anyone –
                  Docs have strings as they well know –
                  It’s really time for them to go!

              • Nor is “Psychotherapy” an “art” –

                And though it’s a far less sterile pursuit than Psychiatry aims and claims to be, it remains miserable enterprise that falls neatly and vividly into the strikingly unique category universally known as “SHARTS” –

                • TAKE A BOW –

                  Ready to quit “therapy”?
                  Good –

                  For a last hurrah, quit kissing up and go head to head with that “thing” you call a “therapist” –
                  One adult to another –
                  And oh my, they won’t like that –
                  Ohhh, no!

                  But you’ll see a whole side of them you’ll never forget –

                • OFF BALANCED –

                  What’s the therapist-client “power imbalance”?

                  It’s the WELL-HEELED walking all over the UNHEALED –

                • CHEW ON THIS –

                  How do “therapists” “treat” their “clients”
                  ?
                  LIKE GUM ON THEIR SHOES –

                • AND THEY CALL IT “THERAPY” –

                  What do “therapists” do???

                  CHEW YOU UP AND SPIT YOU OUT –

                • THEY CALL THAT “THERAPY”???

                  What do therapists do?

                  CHEW YOU UP AND SPIT YOU OUT –
                  (all for a price, of course) –

                • EQUIVOCATION EDUCATION –

                  What are “therapists” trained to do?

                  TO SPEAK WITH A FORKED TONGUE –

                • OFF KILTER –

                  The “power imbalance” in “therapy” is, by its own name, UNHEALTHY –
                  It’s a dynamic where the well-heeled walk all over the unhealed –

                • THEY DON’T KNOW WHAT THEY DON’T KNOW –

                  What do psychiatric diagnoses do?

                  UNDERMINE HUMANITY –

                • JUST BE YOURSELF???

                  The strangest thing happened in “therapy” today –
                  And what was that?
                  I finally decided to be “authentic” and the turd threw me out!

                • SMALL TALKS –

                  It’s impossible to have constructive conversations with “therapists” –
                  How so?
                  Because every time you disagree with them, they give you another “diagnosis” –

                • SYNCHRONICITY OF AUTHENTICITY

                  It’s been quite a day –
                  Really? Do tell!
                  Well, you know how hard I’ve tried to quit “therapy”, so I…so I…
                  So you what?! So you what?!
                  So I made up my mind to be my true self and the therapist threw me out!

                • MISNOMERED –

                  What’s wrong with psychiatric diagnoses?

                  They destroy one’s sense of dignity and assault the human soul –

                • PLAYTIME –

                  What’s two games “therapists” never outgrew?
                  Simon Says and Follow the Leader –

                • NO STRINGS ATTACHED (ode to psych diagnoses sing-a-long) –

                  I got no drugs to hold me down –
                  To make me laugh or make me frown –
                  I had drugs but now I’m free –
                  There are no drugs in me!

                  Hi -ho! the me-ri-o, it’s the only way to be –
                  I want the world to know it’s the only place to be!

                  I got no drugs, oh yes I’m done –
                  And now I’m having lots more fun –
                  Drugs are drags, as you all know –
                  It’s really time for them to go!

                • NO STRINGS ATTACHED (ode to psych drugs sing-a-long) –

                  I got no drugs to hold me down –
                  To make me laugh or make me frown –
                  I had drugs but now I’m free –
                  I got no drugs in me!

                  Hi-ho! the me-ri-o –
                  It’s the only way for me –
                  I want the world to know it’s the only way to be!

                  I got no Docs, oh yes I’m done –
                  And now I’m having lots more fun –
                  Docs have strings as they well know –
                  It’s really time for them to go!

                • NO STRINGS ATTACHED
                  Ode to Psych Drugs sing-a-long
                  (Please refer to the song “I Got No Strings”) –

                  I got no drugs to hold me down –
                  To make me laugh or make me frown –
                  I had drugs, but now I’m free –
                  There are no drugs in me!

                  Hi-ho! the me-ri-o!
                  It’s the only way for me –
                  I want the world to know it’s the only place to be –

                  I got no “Doc”, oh yes I’m done –
                  And now I’m having lots more fun –
                  “Docs” are drags as you may know –
                  It’s really time for them to go!

                • NO STRINGS ATTACHED
                  Ode to Psych Drugs sing-a-long
                  (Please refer to the song “I Got No Strings” –

                  I got no drugs to hold me down –
                  To make me laugh or make me frown –
                  I had drugs but now I’m free –
                  I got no drugs in me!

                  Hi-ho! the me-ri-o!
                  It’s the only way for me –
                  I want the world to know it’s the only place to be!

                  I got no “Doc”, oh yes I’m done –
                  And now I’m having lots more fun –
                  “Docs” are drags, as you may know –
                  It’s really time for them to go!

                • NO STRINGS ATTACHED
                  Ode to Psych Drugs sing-a-long
                  (Please refer to the song “I Got No Strings”)

                  I got no drugs to hold me down –
                  To make me laugh or make me frown –
                  I had drugs but now I’m free –
                  There are no drugs in me!

                  Hi-ho! the me-ri-o!
                  It’s the only way for me –
                  I want the world to know it’s the only place to be!

                  I got no “Doc”, oh yes I’m done –
                  And now I’m having lots more fun –
                  “Docs” are drags as you may know –
                  It’s really time for them to go!

                • NO STRINGS ATTACHED –
                  Ode to Psych Drugs –
                  (Please refer to the song “I Got No Strings) –

                  I got no drugs to hold me down –
                  To make me laugh or make me frown –
                  I had drugs, but now I’m free –
                  I got a drugs in me –

                  Hi-ho! the mer-ri-o!
                  It’s the only way for me –
                  I want the world to know it’s the only way to be!

                  I got no “Docs”, oh yes I’m done –
                  And now I’m having lots more fun!
                  “Docs” are drags, as a you may know –
                  It’s really time for them to go!

                • NO STRINGS ATTACHED (ode to psych drugs sing-a-long) –

                  I got no drugs to hold me down –
                  To make me laugh or make me frown –
                  I had drugs but now I’m free –
                  There are no drugs in me!

                  Hi-ho! the me-ri-o, it’s the only way to be –
                  I want the world to know it’s the only place to be!

                  I got no drugs, oh yes I’m done –
                  And now I’m having lots more fun –
                  Drugs are drags, as you well know –
                  It’s really time for them to go!

                • LOST THEIR WAY –

                  I think you’re ridiculous! My therapist comes from a good place –

                  That may well be, but they’re on the wrong road –

                • NO STRINGS ATTACHED
                  Ode to Psych Drugs sing-a-long
                  (Please refer to the song “I Got No Strings”) –

                  I got no drugs to hold me down –
                  To make me laugh or make me frown –
                  I had drugs, but now I’m free –
                  There are no drugs in me –

                  Hi-ho! the me-ri-o!
                  It’s the only way for me –
                  I want the world to know it’s the only place to be!

                  I got no “Docs”, oh yes I’m done –
                  And now I’m having lots more fun –
                  “Docs” are drags, as you may know –
                  It’s really time for them to go!

              • MIND GAMES OR MIND FRAMES –

                People don’t have “mental illness” –
                They have MENTAL STATES –

                People don’t have “personality disorders” –
                They have PERSONALITY PATTERNS –

                • DON’T TAKE DICTATION –

                  Don’t let some stupid “therapist” write you off –
                  Write your own damn story –

                • DON’T TAKE DICTATION –

                  Don’t let some stupid “therapist” write you off –
                  WRITE YOUR OWN DAMN STORY!!!

              • POWER HUNGRY –

                Psychiatrists act out –
                EVERY CHANCE THEY GET –

                Every time they “diagnose” a “patient” or write a prescription, they act out – again and again and again –

                It’s their very own time-honored loop of repetition compulsion that suppresses their memories of when they felt powerless –

                • AN OUNCE OF PREVENTION IS WORTH A POUND OF CURE –

                  All it takes is a dime’s worth of common sense and a dollar’s worth of self respect to avoid the money pit called “psychotherapy” –

                  So don’t let some trauma-happy “therapist” talk you into burning a hole in your pocket –
                  NOTHING THEY SAY is worth that much –

                  BTW, did you know how much those fat-headed fools charge these days???
                  Upwards of three hundred bucks a pop – JUST FOR ONE SITTING!!!

                  OMG – I’d rather be shitting –

                • SHIT OF FOOLS –

                  Do you mean to tell me those goddamn “therapists” can charge three hundred bucks a pop??

                  Yep, they sure can –

                  WTF!!! That’s emotionally piracy! I ain’t boarding that ship of fools – and what the hell are they doing anyway?? Wiping their asses with gold leaf toilet paper???

                • SHIT OF FOOLS –

                  Do you mean to tell me those goddamn “therapists” can charge three hundred bucks a pop??

                  Yep, they sure can –

                  WTF!!! That’s emotional piracy! I ain’t boarding THAT ship of fools – and what the hell are they doing anyway?? Wiping their asses with gold leaf toilet paper???

                • ADVANTAGE POINTS –

                  What’s the major flaw in psychiatry and psychotherapy?
                  That it’s created from a therapist’s point of view –

                • PLAYTIME –

                  What’s two games “therapists” never outgrew?
                  Simon Says and Follow the Leader –

              • POWER HUNGRY –

                “Psychiatrists” act out –
                EVERY CHANCE THEY GET –

                Every time they diagnose a patient, and every time they write a prescription, THEY’RE ACTING OUT –

                It’s their way of suppressing their memories of when they were POWERLESS –

                • UTOPIA OF MYOPIA –

                  Psychiatrists’ near-sighted obsession with “diagnoses” and “drugs” is their way of denying the existence and influence of emotional trauma –

                  They need to take a bird’s eye view –

                • POWER HUNGRY –

                  Psychiatrists act out –
                  EVERY CHANCE THEY GET –

                  EVERY time they “diagnose” a “patient” –
                  EVERY time they write a prescription –
                  THEY’RE ACTING OUT –
                  It’s THEIR way of suppressing THEIR memories of when THEY were powerless –

                • SHIT OF FOOLS –

                  Do you mean to tell me those goddamn “therapists” can charge three hundred of a pop?

                  Yep, they sure can –

                  WTF!!! That’s emotional piracy! I ain’t boarding THAT ship of fools – and what the hell are they doing anyway???

                  WIPING THEIR ASS WITH GOLD LEAF TOILET PAPER –

              • SACRED COW-ARDS –

                Why are “therapists” so defensive about “therapy”?

                Because deep down, they know it’s an overpriced, overdone and oversold TROJAN HORSE –

                • KNEE JERKS –

                  What are “psychiatrists”?

                  Know-nothing know-it-alls, trained in the fine art of BR – Biological Reflexology –

                  Biological Reflexology?? What’s that?

                  It’s where they’re trained to reflexively name, diagnose, and dole out pills for WHATEVER ails you in ten minutes or less –

                  Is THAT all they do?

                  Pretty much – but some schools of Reductionism have branched out to include the sub specialties of Blow-Hard and Brow-Beating, which appeals to those without an M.D –

                • WHAT’S WHAT??

                  What’s “psychiatry”?
                  Knee-Jerk Medicine –

                  What’s “psychotherapy”?
                  Academic Fortune-Telling –

                • JOB DESCRIPTIONS –

                  What are “psychiatrists”?

                  Biological Bozos –
                  Diagnostic Diehards –
                  Pharmaceutical Pimps –

                  What are “therapists”?

                  Pompous Windbags –
                  Breathless BlowHards –
                  Emotional PiggyBackers –

                • HANDY DANDY –

                  Is there anything “therapists” can’t handle?

                  ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH THEM –

                • ROOT CAUSE –

                  How does the nightmare of “therapy” get started?

                  By believing you need an “expert” –

                • IDLE CHATTER –

                  What’s a “therapist’s” favorite activity?

                  FLAPPING THEIR JAWS –

                • DOES MIGHT MAKE RIGHT???

                  It does according to “therapists” –
                  ‘Cause THEY make all the rules!

                • DOES MIGHT MAKE RIGHT?
                  It does according to “therapists” –

                  ‘CAUSE THEY WRITE ALL THE RULES –

                • SACRED COWARDS –

                  Why are therapists so defensive about “therapy”?

                  Because deep down, they know it’s an overrated, overpriced, oversold TROJAN HORSE –

                • NO STRINGS ATTACHED (ode to psych drugs sing-a-long) –

                  I got no drugs to hold me down –
                  To make me laugh or make me frown –
                  I had drugs but now I’m free –
                  It’s the only way to be –

                  Hi-ho, the me-ri-o, it’s the only way for me –
                  I want the world to know it’s the only way to be –

                  I got no pills, oh yes I’m done –
                  I’m not tied up to anyone –
                  Docs have strings as they well know –
                  It’s really time for them to go!

              • INSULT TO INJURY –

                Is there anything worse than the crap you’ve already been through?
                Indeed there is –

                And what could THAT be?

                Letting your misfortunes finance some “therapists” expensive tastes –

                • DAYS OF PLUNDER –

                  What are “therapists”?

                  Profoundly arrogant people who’ve no qualms enjoying their ill-gotten gains –

                • LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE –

                  What’s one of today’s BIGGEST LIES???

                  That seeing a “professional” is the only and “best” way to get better –

                • What are “therapists’” most insufferable characteristic???

                  THEIR SELF RIGHTEOUSNESS –

                • HOLIER THAN THOU –

                  What’s a “therapist’s” most insufferable characteristic???

                  THEIR SELF RIGHTEOUSNESS –

                • GOT THEIR GOAT YET?

                  “Therapists” seem so unflappable – doesn’t anything ever bother them??

                  Just watch their faces turn red when you start contradicting them –

                • LOST IN HINTERLAND –
                  Be ready to lose your way in “therapy” –

                  IT HINDERS YOUR RESOURCEFULNESS –

                • HANDS FREE –

                  Stay out of a “therapist’s” emotional clutches –

                  THEY’RE OUT TO BE YOUR EMOTIONAL CRUTCHES –

                • LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE –

                  What’s one of the biggest lies told today?

                  That “seeing a therapist” is the only and “best” way to get better –

                • CHIEF COMPLAINT –

                  “My therapist acts
                  holier-than-thou – what should I do?

                  TELL THE GRIFTER TO GO EAT A COW –

                • KNOW THE SCORE –

                  Your average “therapist” is a tone-deaf Jonny One Note –

                  WHO CAN’T FACE THE MUSIC –

                • OH NO, MAESTRO –

                  Most therapists are Two-Tone Charlies who think they’re writing a symphony –

                • INSULT TO INJURY –

                  Is there anything worse than the crap you’ve already been through?
                  Indeed there is –

                  And what would THAT be?

                  Having your misfortunes fund some asshole therapist’s expensive lifestyle –

                • HANDS FREE –

                  Stay out of “therapists”
                  emotional clutches –

                  They want to be your emotional crutches –

                • NO STRINGS ATTACHED
                  Ode to Psych Drugs sing-a-long
                  (Please refer to the song “I Got No Strings” –
                  I got no drugs to hold me down –
                  To make me laugh or make me frown –
                  I had drugs, but now I’m free –
                  There are no drugs in me!

                  Hi-ho! the-me-ri-o!
                  It’s the only way for me –
                  I want the world to know it’s the only place to be!

                  I got no”Doc”, oh yes I’m done –
                  And now I’m having lots more fun –
                  “Docs” are drags, as you well know –
                  It’s really time for them to go!

                • GIDDY-UP AND PITY-UP –

                  Why do “therapists” get so defensive when people criticize “psychotherapy”?

                  Because deep down they know it’s nothing more than an overrated, overpriced, and oversold TROJAN HORSE –

                • TRUTH OR DARE –

                  What’s the one thing “therapists” never tell you?
                  HOW TO HEAL ON YOUR OWN –

                • TRUTH OR DARE –

                  What’s the one thing therapists never tell you?

                  THAT YOU CAN HEAL ON YOUR OWN –

                • SCARE-CROWED –

                  Therapists seem so unflappable –
                  Does anything rattle them?
                  You’ll see their look of astonishment when you start contradicting them –

                • SMALL TALKS –

                  It’s impossible to have constructive conversations with “therapists” –
                  How so?
                  Because every time you disagree with them they give you another “diagnosis” –

                • IDENTITY CRISIS –

                  Psychiatry is neither here nor there –

                  It’s forever caught in an academic turf war, a “diagnostic” no-man’s land, clumsily straddling the rotting fence between psychiatry’s Great Divide of psychology and biology, nature and nurture, or science and soul –

                  And after a century, it’s still talking out of both sides of its mouth, determined to continue its Diagnostic Mission Creep, creating its nasty heap of Diagnostic Miasma –

                  But Neurology’s saved the day!
                  Dangling scientific cachet psychiatrists have always dreamed of –

                  But alas, it’s not to be – It’s just another shallow psychiatric slide-show side-show –

                • IDENTITY CRISIS –

                  Psychiatry not only can’t figure out what it “is” –
                  It can’t figure it what it “was” –
                  Because it never “was” an “is” to begin with –

                • FUTILITY CRISIS –

                  Psychiatry’s neither here nor there –

                  It’s forever fighting an academic turf war, living in its “diagnostic” no-man’s land as it clumsily straddles the rickety fence between psychiatry’s Great Divide of psychology and biology, nature and nurture, science and soul –
                  Yet after a century it’s still talking out of both sides of its mouth, determined to continue its pointless Diagnostic Mission Creep, perpetually increasing its nasty heap of Diagnostic Miasma –

                  But hurray!!! Neurology’s saved the day, dangling its bouquet of scientific cachet that until now psychiatrists could only dream of –
                  But alas, it’s not to be,
                  as it’s just another of psychiatry’s useless slide-show side-shows –

                • IRK THE JERK –

                  What rankles “psychiatrists/therapists” more than anything?

                  When you suddenly announce you’ve found another therapist – a better one – that happens to be YOU!

                • SCARE-CROWED –

                  Therapists seem unflappable – does anything rattle them?

                  Watch their eyes bug out and their face do contortions whenever you contradict them –

                • GOTTA DANCE –

                  What’s up with
                  these “therapists”? Those twits get all bent outta shape cuz I won’t do what they tell me to!

                  I know what you mean – they get aggravated when you don’t and won’t dance to their scratchy tunes –

                  And what’s with these friggin’ “checklists”?

                  Oh – that’s their “dance card”, so to speak – if it ain’t full, they get all twitchy –

                  Twitchy?? Damn! Feels like I’m babysittin’ THEM! And they shouldn’t be “dancin’” in the first place cuz all they do is stomp on me with their two left feet! And get this – I felt fine ‘til I let ‘em mess with my head –

                  That’s what they do, alright, fuck up your head so they don’t have to deal with their own – but it didn’t use to be this way – you know, everywhere you look they’re “diagnosing” this and pathologizing that –

                  Why in hell do they do it?

                  To keep up with the rate of inflation – the lives they lead don’t come cheap –

                  THAT’S for sure – I DID get the feeling this motherfucker likes livin’ the life of Riley a little too much –

                  Yep, and they get used to it, REAL FAST –

                • PRICE TAGS –

                  What’s up with “psychiatrists”? Every other word out of their mouth’s a fuckin’ “diagnosis”!
                  Won’t they ever quit?

                  Nope – not as long as there’s a price tag on it –
                  Geeez! They’re like a dog with a bone –

                • SYNCHRONICITY OF AUTHENTICITY –

                  It’s been quite a day!
                  Really? Do tell!
                  Well, you know how hard I’ve tried to quit “therapy”? So I… so I…
                  So you what? So you what?
                  So I made up my mind to be myself and the “therapist” threw me out!

                • EGO STRENGTHS???

                  Why are psychiatrists and therapists so hung up on “diagnoses”?
                  Because without them their whole world would fall apart –
                  They can’t last one week without thinking up another one –
                  Hummm….sounds like addiction….

                • If psychiatry were legitimate, neurology would have absorbed it long ago –
                  Which goes to show HOW FAKE PSYCHIATRY IS –

                • LASER VISION –

                  What enrages “psychiatrists”?

                  When they know you see right through them –

                • CORNERED THE MARKET???

                  What’s the one thing “psychiatrists/therapists” can’t stand to hear?

                  That “talk therapy” isn’t for everyone and it’s certainly not for you –
                  AND IT’S NOT THE ONLY GAME IN TOWN –

                • JUST GOES TO SHOW –
                  If psychiatry’s “diagnoses” were legitimate, neurology would have absorbed it long ago –
                  Which goes to show JUST HOW FAKE “psychiatry” is –

                • What infuriates “psychiatrists”?

                  When you tell them you’re not interested in being their guinea pig –

                • WATCH YOUR STEP –

                  What’s it like seeing a “therapist”?

                  It’s like stepping in a pile of dogshit –
                  THEIR DOGSHIT –

                • IRK THE JERKS –

                  What rankles “psychiatrists/therapists” more than anything?

                  When you finally announce you’ve found another therapist – a good one that just so happens to be YOU!

                  But what will they say?!
                  It won’t matter – you’ll nothing but radio silence –

                • IRK THE JERKS –

                  What rankles “psychiatrists/therapists” more than anything?

                  When you finally announce you’ve found another therapist – a good one that happens to be YOU!

                  But what will they say?
                  It won’t matter cuz at long last you’ll hear nothing but radio silence –
                  Good! It’ll be the eighth wonder of the world –

                • FUCK IT TO THE BUCKET –

                  The next time Dr. Pootileehoots say you need a “bucket list”, you’ll tell that overrated, overripe, overpriced motherfucker THEY’RE number one on your “fuck it” list as you waltz out the door, never to return –

                • FANCY FOOTWORK –

                  What’s up with those therapists? For crying out loud, you’d think they’d never met a real person before –

                  I gotcha – put a foot wrong and they got drugs and diagnoses up the fuckin’ wazoo –

                • GOTTA DANCE –

                  What’s up with these “therapists”? Those twits get all bent outta shape cuz I won’t do what they tell me to –

                  I know what you mean – they get aggravated when you don’t and won’t dance to their scratchy tunes –

                  And what’s with these friggin’ “checklists”?

                  Oh – that’s their “dance card”, so to speak – if it ain’t full, they get twitchy –

                  Twitchy? Damn! – feels like I’m babysittin’ THEM – and they shouldn’t be “dancin’” in the first place cuz all they’re doin’ is stompin’ on me with their two left feet! AND GET THIS – I felt fine ‘til I let ‘em mess with my head!

                  That’s what they do alright, fuck with your head so they don’t have to deal with their own – but it didn’t use to be this way – you know, with them “diagnosing” this and pathologizing that, all up and down the yin yang –

                  So why in the hell do they do it?

                  To keep up with the rate of inflation, cuz the lives they lead don’t come cheap –

                  That’s for sure, and I get the feeling this motherfucker likes living the life of Riley a little too much –

                  Yep, and they get used to it, REAL FAST –

                • SHALL WE DANCE?

                  I’m so fuckin’ tired of hearin’ those motherfuckin’ fools rattle off one shit “diagnosis” after another! And they won’t stop!

                  And they never will. They’re like the piped-in music at the goddamn grocery store – and won’t leave you alone til you start tap-dancing to their racket!

                • GUINEA PIGS –

                  What enrages “psychiatrists”?

                  When you tell them you’re not interested in being their mouse on a treadmill –

                • SWINE AND DINE –

                  What enrages “psychiatrists”?

                  When you tell them you’re not interested in being their guinea pig –

                • SWINE-AND-DIME –

                  What enrages “psychiatrists”?

                  When you tell them you’re not interested in being their guinea pig –

                • DR. GUINEA PIG –

                  What enrages “psychiatrists” more than anything?

                  When you tell them you’re not interested in being their mouse on a treadmill –

                • THEY DON’T KNOW WHAT THEY DON’T KNOW –

                  What do “psychiatric diagnoses” do?

                  UNDERMINE HUMANITY –

                • HOG -TIED –

                  What a day I’ve had – you won’t believe what happened to me!
                  Try me –
                  Well, I finally got the guts to tell them therapists just what I think of ‘em, and whadya know? They started sqealin’ like a stuck pig!!
                  Well I’ll be damned –

                • AD HOMINEM –

                  Why do “therapists” like being “therapists”?
                  Because they get to insult people –
                  AND GET AWAY WITH IT

                • SMALL TALKS –

                  It’s impossible to have a constructive conversation with “therapists “ –
                  Really? Why?
                  Because every time you disagree they give you a “diagnosis” –

                • PRICE TAGS –

                  What’s up with these “therapists”? Every other word out of their mouth’s a fuckin’ “diagnosis”! Will they ever stop?

                  Nope – not as long as there’s a price tag on it –
                  Geeez! They’re like a dog with a bone –

                • CALLING DR. AD HOMINEM –

                  What do “therapists” like being “therapists”?
                  Because they get to insult people and get away with it!

                • SEARCH AND SEIZURES –

                  What’s one of the most evil things a person can do to another?

                  Hijack their personhood with a “psychiatric diagnosis” –

                • SELL DOWN THE RIVER –

                  What’s up with them “therapists”? You’d think they never met a real person before –

                  I getcha it! Put one foot wrong and they got drugs and diagnoses up the fuckin’ wazoo –

                • BAD FAITH –

                  Psychiatry’s not science.
                  Psychiatry’s not medicine.
                  It’s a religion –

                  Because psychiatrists change “diagnoses” like people change religions, and it only “works” if you believe in it –

                • FULL DISCLOSURE?

                  Here’s two things “therapists” will never tell you:

                  That “therapy’s” not for everyone and it may not be for you, and that –
                  IT’S NOT THE ONLY GAME IN TOWN –

                • LOST CAUSE –

                  Psychiatrists and therapists are hopeless cases – they’re virtually drowning in “diagnoses”!

                  Well don’t wait for them to come up for air –
                  You’ll be waiting a millennia –

                • STEP RIGHT UP –

                  You’re NOT a “diagnosis” –
                  And neither is anyone else –
                  So stop listening to the psychiatric carnival barkers –

                • GO AHEAD, LOSE YOURSELF –

                  What do “psychiatric diagnoses” do?
                  Alienate you –
                  FROM YOUR SELF –

                • STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND –

                  Don’t “psychiatric diagnoses” make the world a better place?

                  Not if you’re on the receiving end –
                  They make you a stranger to yourself –

                • Everything feels so strange these days because
                  everywhere you go is full of “psychiatric diagnoses” – some people don’t even use their own name anymore!
                  What’s become of this world?
                  It’s become one big ALIEN-NATION –

                • CIRCUS TENTS AND CARNIVAL BARKS –

                  Forget all those “diagnoses” –
                  You’re NOT a “diagnosis” –
                  And neither is anyone else –
                  No one belongs under their BIG TENT –

                • CAT CALLS AND SPITBALLS –

                  It’s impossible to have a constructive conversation with a therapist –
                  Really? How so?
                  Because anytime you disagree with them, they spit out a “diagnosis” –

                • CALLING DR. AD HOMINEM –

                  Why do “therapists” like being “therapists”?
                  Because they get to insult people and get away with it!

                • STRANGER IN STRANGE LAND –

                  I thought psychiatric diagnoses made the world a better place –
                  Not if you’re on the receiving end –
                  They make you a stranger to yourself –

                • STEP RIGHT UP –

                  You’re not and never were a “diagnosis –
                  And neither is anyone else –
                  So “treat” yourself by not listening to “therapy’s” Carnival Barkers –

                • ALIEN-NATION –

                  Everything feels so strange these days –
                  Everyone’s become a walking-talking DSM!
                  You’d think they forgot their own name –

                  They just about have –

                • MISNOMERED –

                  What’s written with psychiatric diagnoses?

                  They destroy one’s sense of dignity and assault the human soul –

                • KNOW THE DIFFERENCE –

                  Why should psychiatry be demolished?

                  Because life and living are creative endeavors and not a scientific formula –

                • STEP RIGHT UP –

                  You’re not and never were a “diagnosis” –
                  And neither is anyone else –

                  So “treat” yourself by not listening to “therapy’s” carnival barkers –

                • KNOW THE DIFFERENCE –

                  Why should “psychiatry” be demolished?

                  Because life and living are creative endeavors –
                  NOT A SCIENTIFIC FORMULA –

                • CIRCUS TENTS AND CARNIVAL BARKS –

                  You’re not a “diagnosis” and never were – and neither is anyone else –

                  So “treat” yourself by tuning out “therapy’s” carnival barks –

                  NO ONE BELONGS UNDER THEIR BIG TENT –

                • IS IT OVER YET?

                  What are “therapists”?

                  A group of over processed, overconfident,
                  overeducated, overbearing Professional Complicators –

                • CAT CALLS AND SPIT BALLS –

                  Why is it impossible to have a productive conversation with a “therapist”?

                  Because any time you cross them they toss out an insult and spit out a label –

              • SCOTT FREE –

                Why do “therapists” like being “therapists”?
                Because they get to insult people –
                AND GET AWAY WITH IT –

                • BRICKBATS –

                  Hi there! You okay?
                  Not really –
                  Tell me about it – I’m all ears –
                  Well, when I told my therapist I’m learning to follow my gut, I expected to get some good advice –
                  And what did you get?
                  Another “diagnosis” –

                • BRICKBATS –

                  Why do “therapists” like being “therapists”?
                  Because they get to insult people –
                  AND GET AWAY WITH IT –

                • AD HOMINEM –

                  Why do “therapists” like being “therapists”?
                  Because they get to insult people –
                  AND GET AWAY WITH IT –

                • ALL IN A DAY’S WORK –
                  What are “therapists”?

                  People who are paid to break the Golden Rule –

                • WASH, RINSE, REPEAT –

                  What happens in “therapy” every time there’s a disagreement?

                  ANOTHER DIAGNOSIS –

                • CLOSE-UP SHOTS –

                  People who look at others through diagnostic lenses need to get a better outlook on life –
                  And as for why people would want to “diagnose” in the first place is anyone’s guess –
                  So here’s one –

                  “Diagnosing” is their way of overcompensating for the difficult times in their early lives. It gives them a feeling of mastery. But these feelings – while good – have a way of blinding them to the bigger picture –

                • IT STANDS TO REASON –

                  Do you have a good reason for not liking “psychiatric diagnoses”?

                  Yes, I think I do –

                  And what would that be?

                  Because they hurt people. Now isn’t that a good enough reason???

                • PLAYTIME –

                  What are two games “therapists” never outgrew?
                  Simon Says and Follow the Leader –

                • DO AS THEY SAY –
                  NOT AS YOU DO –

                  What are two games “therapists” never outgrew?
                  Simon Says and Follow Their Leader –

                • STRIKE UP THE BAND (ode to psych drugs sing-a-long) –

                  I got no drugs to hold me down –
                  To make me laugh or make me frown –
                  I had drugs but now I’m free –
                  There are no drugs in me –

                  Hi-ho the me-ri-o, it’s the only way for me –
                  I want the world to know it’s the only way to be –

                  I got no pills, oh yes, I’m done –
                  I’m not tied up to anyone –
                  Docs have strings, as they well know –
                  It’s really time for them to go!

                • NO STRINGS ATTACHED – (an ode to psych drugs sing-a-long) –

                  I got no drugs to hold me down –
                  To make me laugh or make me frown –
                  I had drugs but now I’m free –
                  There are no drugs in me!

                  Hi-ho! the me-ri-o!
                  It’s the only way for me –
                  I want the world to know it’s the only way to be!

                  I take no pills, oh yes, I’m done!
                  And I’m not tied to anyone –
                  “Docs” have strings, as well they know –
                  It’s really time for them to go!

                • NO STRINGS ATTACHED
                  Ode to Psych Drugs sing-a-long
                  (Please refer to the song “I Got No Strings”)

                  I got no drugs to hold me down –
                  To make me laugh or make me frown –
                  I had drugs, but now I’m free –
                  There are no drugs in me!

                  Hi-ho! the me-ri-o!
                  It’s the only way for me –
                  I want the world to know its the only place to be –

                  I got no “Doc”, oh yes I’m done –
                  And now I’m having lots more fun –
                  “Docs” are drags, as you may know –
                  It’s really time for them to go!

              • GREAT EXPECTATIONS –

                Why is it a bad idea to see a “therapist”?
                Because they see “clients” through a glass darkly and like it that way –

              • IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING –

                Hey, look over there! The sun’s come up!
                Is it ego boosters? or just crowing roosters?

                There are some people who build careers out of stating the obvious –

                Which goes to show that at a certain point, education begins to make you stupid, and technological advances just give you more toys to play with.

                The “science of trauma” serves as a perfect example.

                The fact that trauma affects you physically (including areas of the brain) should come as no surprise – or haven’t you heard stories about people who, after hearing bad news, lose their hair or drop dead of a heart attack? Or others who literally die of a broken heart?
                Amazing, isn’t it?

                But truly smart people, many of whom have had little to no “advanced education”, already know that no one needs extreme examples, and especially not some idiot’s “scientific proof” to state the already obvious.
                And in any case, I seriously doubt the usefulness of any such “proof”.

                And what are MY qualifications?
                Oh, it’s just a little something called COMMON SENSE –

                • COARSE STUDIES –

                  I’m so excited! I just applied to GBNBFPU!

                  GBNBFPU? I’m sorry, I’m not familiar with that –

                  Oh you know, it’s Great Big Name Brand Fancy Pants University – surely you must have heard of it –

                  Oh – oh – now I know –
                  Well! you must be looking forward to lots of learning. And what do you plan to study?

                  Oh, let me see – oh yes – psychology, neurology, you know, brain science is all the rage!

                  That does sound exciting! Well do keep me posted –

                  I will!

                  (silently) To bad that place doesn’t teach courses in ingenuity, nuance or common sense –

              • RISE AND SHINE?
                NOT ON MY DIME –

                You’re right about “therapists”, you know, them being so stuck on themselves –

                Well ya can’t say I didn’t warn ya –

                Damn right. Ya know, they’re so damn full of themselves, you’d think they made the sun rise!

                • COARSE LOAD –

                  I’m so excited! I just applied to GBNBFPU!

                  GBNBFPU? I’m sorry –
                  I’m not familiar with that –

                  Oh, you know, it’s Great Big Name Brand Fancy Pants University – surely you must have heard of it –

                  Oh – oh, yes – now I remember. Well, you must be looking forward to lots of studying! And what do you plan to study?

                  Brain science, you know, things like psychology, neurology – it’s all the rage!

                  That does sound interesting – do keep me posted!

                  I will!

                  (silently) Too bad that place doesn’t teach courses in ingenuity, nuance or common sense!

              • RISE AND SHINE?
                NOT ON MY DIME –

                You’re right about “therapists”, ya know, them being so stuck on themselves –

                Well ya can’t say I didn’t warn ya –

                Damn right. Ya know, they’re so damn full of themselves you’d think they’d made the sun rise –

            • GREAT EXPECTATIONS –

              Why is it a bad idea to see “therapists?”
              Because they see “clients” through a glass darkly and like it that way –

            • BAD ACTORS –

              Therapists are dull people who love drama and live to be at the helm of other people’s drama –

              In the theater of their minds, they’re forever conjuring up a never ending series of one dimensional characters of good or bad, right or wrong, sick or well –

              They fail to see that real life offers many more options –

            • INVISIBILITY –

              What are hypocrites?

              That’s another word for “therapists” –

              How so?

              Because they offer to take the speck out of your eye while failing to see the log in their own –

              • THAT’S THAT –

                What’s the most irritating thing about therapists?

                They think their degree makes them all that and more –
                But all they are is one big bore –

              • TERMS AND CONDITIONS –

                People don’t have “mental illnesses” –
                They’re experiencing emotional difficulties –

                People don’t have “personality disorders” –
                They have difficult personalities –

            • COARSE STUDIES –

              I’m so excited! I just applied to GBNBFPU!

              GBNBFPU?? I’m sorry – I’m not familiar with that –

              Oh, you know, it’s Great Big-Name Brand-Fancy Pants University – surely you must have heard of it –

              Oh – oh – now I know – Well, my goodness, you must be looking forward to lots of learning! And what do you plan to study?

              Psychology, neurology – you know, brain science is all the rage!

              Sounds exciting! Well, good luck and do keep me posted!

              Thank you – I’ll do that!

              (silently) To bad that place doesn’t have courses in ingenuity, nuance or common sense) –

              • COARSE LOAD –

                I’m so excited! I just applied to GBNBFPU!

                GBNBFPU? I’m sorry, I’m not familiar with that –

                Oh, you know, it’s Great Big Name Brand Fancy Pants University – I’m sure you’ve heard of it –

                Oh – yes, now I remember. Well, you must be looking forward to lots of studying! And what do you plan to study?

                Brain science, you know, things like psychology, neurology – it’s all the rage!

                That does sound exciting! Well do keep me posted!

                I will!

                (silently) Too bad that place doesn’t have courses in ingenuity, nuance, and common sense –

                • COARSE LOADED –

                  I’m so excited! I just applied to GBNBFPU!

                  Oh, I’m sorry, I’m not familiar with that –

                  Oh you know, it’s Great Big Name Brand Fancy Pants University –

                  Oh, yes, now I remember – well, you must be looking forward to lots of studying. What courses to your plan to take?

                  Psychology, neurology, you know, lots of stuff about brain science – it’s all the rage!

                  That does sound exciting – well do keep me posted!

                  I will!

                  (silently) Too bad they don’t have courses in ingenuity, nuance or common sense)

            • DIAGNOSTIC SCAVENGER HUNT –

              The next time you think you “need a therapist”, just remember the following proverb –

              “Those who go looking for trouble will always find it” –
              (Truer words were never spoken) –

              Just remember those words as you picture your half-cocked “therapist” fumbling through their bulging DSM –

            • FACT FINDERS

              I’m looking for research for my paper on psychiatry. Any suggestions?

              Try these:
              1. Read “The Emperor’s New Clothes”
              2. Watch “The Wizard of Oz”
              3. Watch the movie “What About Bob”
              4. And for a deeper dive, read “The Little Prince”

              You’ll learn all you need to know –

            • UTOPIA OF MYOPIA –

              “Psychiatrists” obsession with “diagnoses” and “drugs” is their way of denying the influence of trauma –

              They need to get a Bird’s Eye View –

            • BEE IN THE BONNET –

              What’s the matter with you?
              Ain’t you never gonna quit your harpin’ and carpin’?

              I don’t know – but believe you me –
              I’m not mistaken in my bellyachin’ –

                • JUST CAUSES –

                  Just what causes “mental illness”?

                  Unresolved traumas, unexpressed creative energy, and unrealized spiritual growth –

          • Psychic healing is NOT found in a Psychiatric Diagnosis, but in the act of living – in serious SELF reflection, valid consideration, and fair minded compassion –

            • COMPARTMENTALISTS –

              Psychiatrists are Compart-Mentalists –
              They live to compartmentalize –
              They do it all day long with their Mighty Checklists –

              It’s what Psychiatry is all about –

              Psychiatrists are more than just Diagnostically Deluded – they’re mentally rigid and emotionally frigid – which makes them ideal Compart-Mentalists –

              And Compartmentalizing is extremely rudimentary – it’s not scientific or biological at all –
              But Psychiatrists fool everyone (including themselves) by passing it off as “scientific”, with their endless array of arbitrarily idiotic checklists and downright bizarre labels –

              So what’s behind psychiatrisits’ obsessive compartmentalizing? What’s the psychology going on in their own hollow heads?
              It’s FEAR – THEIR fear – their fear of expressing, or seeing others express, any honest thoughts or real emotions.

              And more than anything else, they’re unknowingly terrified of showing any of their own dissociated vulnerability –
              Because that would mean the end of their power over you –

                • What in the world is a “Psychiatric Patient”?

                  Some asshole Psychiatrist’s reliable ATM machine –

                  What’s the DSM?
                  Psychiatry’s precious book of cryptic cacophony –

              • HAVE NO SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL

                Psychiatrists are hopelessly DISSOCIATED – meaning their terror is unconscious. Their controlling “treatment” of “their patients” is their own disturbing brand of acting out buried conflicts and trauma – the two things which account for their controlling/abusive behavior in their professional role – a role that satisfies their compulsive drive to have so much unreasonable power over others. Their career is one of continuous projection on others – they’ve never faced, been able to face, or been forced to face their own feelings of powerlessness. They may believe they’ve udealt with this – but their pursuing their kind of career points to a different conclusion.
                And their being among the traumatized (as everyone is to one degree or another) should not garner anyone’s sympathy.

                • How to protect yourself from those considered to be trustworthy?

                  Trust your gut – And remember that the devil wears many masks

                • It can be somewhat amazing when realize you have to be careful even about those people you might have automatically considered to be trustworthy
                  (doctors, psychiatrists specifically)

                • It’s one thing to learn to protect yourself from obvious threats –
                  But it’s quite another when you realize the devil wears many disguises –

                  Welcome to the world of Psychiatry

                • Psychiatry (and its assorted cousins) attracts people who, both consciously and unconsciously, refuse to face their own feelings of powerlessness. Their being in power, their “having authority” alleviates these feelings of powerlessness.
                  They believe their motivations are altruistic, but the POWER reveals their true motivations –

                • POWER OF ATTRACTION –

                  Psychiatry (and its assorted cousins) are careers that attract people who refuse, both consciously and unconsciously, to face their own feelings of powerlessness.

                  Their job title, which gives them authority and POWER over others, alleviates their feelings of powerlessness.

                  They believe their motivations are altruistic, but their POWER reveals their true motivations –

                • HAVE NO SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL –

                  Psychiatrists are profoundly dissociated – meaning their terrors are unconscious.
                  Unconscious or not, their dissociation nevertheless leads to any number of profoundly damaging consequences – FOR THEIR “PATIENTS” –

                  In their dissociated state, psychiatrists act out their own buried traumas – ON THEIR “PATIENTS” – which explains their controlling and abusive attitudes, behaviors and “treatments” TOWARDS THEIR “PATIENTS” –

                  Psychiatry provides its “doctors” with a unique role – one that satisfies their compulsive drive to always be in POWER –

                  In their dissociated states, they fall into the diabolical practice known as “projection” – the “what I can’t see in myself, I see in YOU” syndrome.
                  It’s the only thing these professional goons ever truly “practice” –

                  Most psychiatrists believe (wrongly) that they’ve long since faced any such uncomfortable feelings – but their having chosen such a toxically power-centric line of work leads to a different conclusion.

                  And dissociated or not, such states provide NO ADEQUATE EXCUSE for their cruel behavior.

                  And while there is no denying that psychiatrists are among traumatized (like everyone else), this does not make them – in ANY way, at ANY time – deserving of ANYONE’S sympathies.

                • Unfortunately, the road to psychological health and well being is fraught with dangers – where the ones believed to be harmless are actually SNAKES IN THE GRASS –

                  Welcome to the world of psychiatry –

                • A WORLD OF EMPTY WORDS –

                  Psychiatry’s a con game –
                  That plays with your perceptions –
                  and DEPENDS ON THEIR DECEPTIONS –

                  Talk is cheap, but integrity’s priceless –

                • It’s easy to protect yourself from obvious threats –
                  But what about those you’ve been conditioned to trust?

                  Welcome to Psychiatry –

                • TIME FOR SOME REFLECTION –

                  The next time some idiot psychiatrist (or ANY type of “therapist”), says you LACK INSIGHT, you tell that high-priced, life-sucking MOTHER FUCKER to look in the mirror –

                  And you can BET it’s CRACKED!!!

              • EMOTIONAL EXTERMINATORS –

                What’s a “psychiatrist”?

                Someone who emotionally exterminates using emotional insecticides, i.e. “psychiatric” “medications” –

                • CHARACTER ASSASSINATION –

                  “Psychiatric diagnoses” aren’t diagnoses –
                  They’re ACCUSATIONS that attack people’s character –

                  They’re damaging assertions, assumptions, opinions –
                  They’re negative charges, claims and contentions –
                  And it’s “symptoms” aren’t symptoms, they’re not “signs” of “illness” –
                  They’re REACTIONS to negative experiences/environments/traumas –

                • What are “psychiatrists”?

                  EMOTIONAL EXTERMINATORS –
                  CHARACTER ASSASSINS –
                  SMALL-MINDED CHICKEN SHITS –

                • NAKED TRUTHS –

                  What’s the one thing most “therapists” are too cowardly to appreciate, too weak to withstand, and ultimately just too stupid to ever even begin to grasp???

                  BRUTAL HONESTY –
                  Something in short supply and in stark contrast to their fundamentally fraudulent world of “psychotherapy” –

                • CAT CALLS AND SPIT BALLS –

                  It’s impossible to have a constructive conversation with a “therapist” –
                  Really? How so?
                  Because the minute you disagree with them, they spit out a “diagnosis” –

                • MIND GAMES OR MIND FRAMES –

                  People don’t have “mental illnesses” –
                  They have MENTAL STATES –

                  People don’t have “personality disorders” –
                  They have PERSONALITY PATTERNS –

              • STRIKE UP THE BAND –
                It’s time for (drumroll) DIAGNOSTIC BINGO!!!

                There was a Doc who was a Crock and FAKE-O was the name, oh!
                F-A-K-E-O!
                F-A-K-E-O!!
                F-A-K-E-O!!!
                And LIAR is the name – NO!!!

                • FACE UP AND PHASE OUT –

                  What’s the one thing most “therapists” refuse to admit?

                  That the world would get along just fine and even better without the DSM.

                  It’s something they refuse to believe because it would mean the end of their endless world-wide word-hustle as their DSM essentially functions to preserve their two most prized possessions: their egos and wallets –

                  And what does this make most “therapists”?
                  A greedy pack of well-dressed and overpaid liars and crooks –

            • WHAT ARE “THERAPISTS”?

              People with an unhealthy need to be in control –

              People unable to meet their emotional needs through ordinary means –

              People who live with a remarkable degree of unawareness as to how much their personalities are affected by their unconscious, and have no desire to explore this fundamental reality –

                • What are “therapists”?

                  People who profoundly lack sensitivity and have zero concept of other people’s fundamental need for privacy –

                • What are “therapists”?

                  People whose profound lack of sensitivity (and basic brains) leaves them unable to understand and respect people’s need for emotional privacy –

          • If you want to “treated” by someone who plays to your weaknesses,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to be “treated” by someone who EXPECTS YOU TO FAIL – and who stands to GAIN from your “failure” again and again and again,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to be “treated” by someone whose job security depends on your being “sick” AND STAYING THAT WAY,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to trust someone whose judgment about you is soaked in conflict of interest (financial gain, reputation management),
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to take advice from someone who’s trained to disbelieve WHATEVER YOU SAY,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to be “treated” by someone who’s trained to see pathology in DAMN NEAR EVERYTHING you say and do,
            By all means see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to be in a relationship that depends on an unhealthy power imbalance,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to take advice from someone whose skill set amounts to little more than a vending machine,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to be around someone who believes in “illness” more than YOU,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to listen to someone whose blunted intellect is incapable of nuance –
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to be on the losing side of a relationship that permanently damages your reputation personally, professionally and legally,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to be in a relationship where what you thought was confidential is actually recorded and accessible TO ANYONE,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to be in a relationship with someone who reinforces your insecurities,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to be in a relationship with someone who believes the worst about you,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want trust a relationship where someone’s opinion could mean losing your freedom,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to trust someone who lies for a living,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            • If you want to be in a relationship YOU’RE TOLD IS CONFIDENTIAL, but actually ISN’T,
              By all means, see a psychiatrist –

              If you enjoy being lied to,
              By all means, see a psychiatrist

                • If you want to be in a relationship with someone whose opinion of you could COST YOU YOUR FREEDOM,
                  By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                  If you’re willing to lose your privacy and personal freedoms,
                  By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                  If you want to be Psychiatry’s unwitting lab rat,
                  By all means, see a psychiatrist –

              • If you want to be in a relationship you think is confidential BUT ACTUALLY ISN’T,
                By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                If you want to be in a relationship with someone WHO GETS OFF ON THEIR POWER OVER YOU,
                By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                • LET THE GAMES BEGIN?

                  What happens in those oddly secretive DSM conferences??

                  It’s “psychiatry’s” ONE BIG SHOW –

                  Their “diagnostic” Olympic Games –
                  Their “diagnostic” Hoedown-Showdown –
                  Their very own dressed up version of “diagnostic” Horse Trading –
                  Their very own “diagnostic” carnival of dangerously specious Letter Games interspersed amid Big Pharma’s strategically placed cotton candy and other favors (think product samples/swag) –

                  And it’s “secrecy” makes psychiatrists” feel special, (which is why “psychiatrists” become “psychiatrists” in the first place) and it reminds the snobbiest of their college days (think of fraternities/sororities) –

                  But “psychiatrists” primarily rely on their strictly enforced “secrecy” to hide the fact that their “diagnoses” – despite their persistent and long held claims – ARE NOT biologically based – that their “diagnoses” amount to little more than AKGT (ass-kissing groupthink); that they’re essentially picking labels out of a hat, no more, no less, much to the detriment of every “patient” they happen to see –

                  It’s where an especially overweening (but nevertheless confused), klatch of “psychiatrists” get together to unabashedly compete in various tit-for-tat feats of “diagnostic” one upmanship –

                  It’s where “psychiatrists” (depending on their level of “diagnostic” delusion), invariably descend into various stages of DA (Diagnostic Agitation) or DD (Diagnostic Delirium) –

                  It starts when a mess of colluding yet glad handing “psychiatrists” get together in some pharmaceutically sponsored office/convention center –
                  After opening statements, psychiatrists start playing one DFLG (diddly-fart letter-game) after another while excitedly anticipating their next big PDKO (psych drug kick-off) –

                  Eventually, competing factions of the most diagnostically deluded find themselves engaging in fervid and feverish bouts of D-BSBSBW – (Diagnostic BackScratching/BackStabbing/ BrainWashing) –
                  This usually devolves into one massive Diagnostic Grudge Match (characterized by carefully concealed fits of professional jealousy) –
                  The stalemate is broken only after a hefty game of DAW (Diagnostic Arm Wrestling), which, if need be, is accompanied by the reliable echoing of their pharmaceutical cohorts, or more excitedly(!), by the dazzling (but startlingly vacant) claims of neuroscience, “psychiatry’s” newest and latest darling –

                  More civil – yet still confounding – rounds of “diagnostic” letter trades/swag switches continue until “psychiatrists” finally tire of each other, or more accurately of themselves –
                  Whereas they reluctantly agree to vote upon their newest and most stupefying batch of letter arrangements –

                  After announcing the results of their most tawdry letter tally, the majority of participating “psychiatrists” report experiencing varying levels of DE – Diagnostic Euphoria –

                  The evening eventually subsides in due course with “psychiatrists” collectively toasting to their universally supposed “diagnostic” brilliance in a most irritating and shamelessly self congratulatory way –

                  And after an interminable succession of concluding remarks, their “diagnostic” convention summarily ends, with the most enthused bidding their “colleagues” a heartfelt “adieu” as they hastily depart, dreaming dreams of renewed Diagnostic Dominance until their NEXT cherished and long awaited DSM “Diagnostic” conference!

                • The diagnostic acronym D-BB/BW/BS/BS
                  (Diagnostic BrowBeating/BrainWashing/BackScratching/Backstabbing) is a bit much, wouldn’t you say?
                  Yes, so why not call it what it is?
                  And what’s that?
                  DBS – DIAGNOSTIC BULLSHITTING –

                • What’s all the fuss about neuroscience?

                  It’s a branch of medicine that – unlike “psychiatry” deserves respect –

                  And because “psychiatry’s” claims of “scientific evidence” continue to flounder, “psychiatrists” have latched onto neuroscience, making it it their newest and dearest professional “darling” –

                • WILL LOVE EVER FAIL?

                  What’s neuroscience?

                  It’s “psychiatry’s” newest and fondest “diagnostic” sweetheart –

                • FOR THE LOVE OF GOD –

                  Where can you find the love of God?

                  In the loving gaze of parents seeing their newborn for the first time –

                  Where can you see the face of the devil?

                  In the cold, “clinical”, callous stares of “psychiatrists/therapists” –

                • What’s “psychiatry”?

                  A sick world of “DIAGNOSTIC” SELF INDULGENCE –
                  “Practiced” by a series of self seeking, self important sycophants –
                  Chronically contemplating writing their very own book –
                  Highlighting their own perceived acts of “diagnostic”/“therapeutic” wizardry –

              • If you like trusting someone else’s judgment more than your own,
                By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                If you believe a total stranger is able know YOU better than YOU know YOU,
                BY ALL MEANS, SEE A PSYCHIATRIST –

                • SWEETHEART DEALS –
                  Is “psychiatry” influenced by Big Pharma?
                  You bet – “psychiatry’s” beholden to their “psychiatric” drug lords –
                  They work together lovingly, like a hand in glove – and with Big P’s generous handouts, (including substantial financial renumeration) “psychiatrists” are putty in their hands, so
                  truth be damned –

                • CONTRADICTION IN TERMS –

                  What is “psychiatry”?

                  A strangely solipsistic exercise in DGT – Diagnostic Group Think –

                • SWEETHEART DEALS –
                  Is “psychiatry” influenced by Big Pharma?

                  You betcha – Big Pharma’s made “psychiatry” utterly beholden to its “diagnostic” drug lords –
                  They work together lovingly, like a hard in glove with Big P’s lavish handouts (not to mention their substantial financial remunerations), “psychiatrists” become putty in their hands –

                  So truth be damned –

                • JUST LOOK IN THE DSM –

                  The DSM is written by “doctors” who fanatically insist on plastering over trauma with “diagnoses”, “drugs” and diagnostically infested “psychotherapy” –
                  Just look in their DSM –

                  It all starts with “psychiatry’s” sickeningly long list of “diagnostic” invective –
                  Just look in their DSM –

                  And “psychiatrists” love patronizing others –
                  Yet are fundamentally unable to face their own strategically hidden insecurities –
                  Just look in their DSM –

                  And in order to distract themselves, they project their own insecurities onto their “patients” –
                  It’s a form of emotional off loading –
                  Just look in their DSM –

                  “Diagnosing” is psychiatry’s” chronic preoccupation, an irritatingly twiddlesome task characterized by their inability to see things contextually and objectively –
                  Just look in their DSM –

                  Yet for all their textually voluminous “diagnostic” prattle, they’ve solved NOTHING and helped NO ONE –
                  Just look in their DSM –

                  But “psychiatry” has, of course, managed to help itself –
                  By compounding the troubles and complicating the lives of essentially “normal” people –
                  Just look in their DSM –

                • HOWDY, FRIENDS –

                  Roll out the welcome mat for the “mental health industrial complex’s” three-headed monster –

                  “Psychiatry”, Pharmacology, and (drumroll) Neurology –

                • WHAT’S PSYCHIATRY?

                  A “diagnostic” SHITSTORM –

                  A “diagnostic” drug den –

                  An endless game of “you scratch my back, and I’ll scratch yours” played by “drug” companies and their sycophantic “psychiatrists” –

                • IT’S IN THE GOOD BOOK –

                  Psychiatrists have become secular priests –
                  And as devout followers of their “sacred” DSM, they fervently preach the gospel of illness and disability –

                  They’re forever preaching their “diagnostic” and prescription-filled victim narrative –

                  But they not only regard themselves as “priests”, they also think they’re god –

                • INSTANT GRATIFICATION –

                  What are “Psychiatrists”?

                  They’re people who’ve never grown up –
                  They’re toddlers dressed up as “doctors” –
                  They’re wannabe scientists who insist on playing their dangerous game of DMB – Diagnostic Make Believe –

                  They see only what they want to see –

                  They think only what they want to think –

                  They say only what they want to say whenever they want to say it –

                  And use “diagnoses” and “drugs” to pacify themselves –

                • HAIL, HAIL, THE GANG’S ALL HERE –

                  What’s a “DSM” conference?

                  “Psychiatry’s” days-long shindig of “diagnostic” self indulgence –

                  A nauseating exercise in “diagnostic” hedonism where “psychiatrists” get to dream up countless new ways of duping the public –

                • SWEETHEART DEALS –
                  Are psychiatrists influenced by Big Pharma?
                  You bet – they’re Big P’s promotional pimps –
                  Big P showers “psychiatrists” with all kinds of perks –
                  To fatten their pockets and blow up their egos –
                  They’re putty in its hands –

              • TAKE A LOOK –

                “Psychiatrists” love looking at their precious DSM –
                But this is wrong –

                Really? Well, then where “should” they be looking?

                IN THE MIRROR –

                • CHICKEN FEED –

                  What are “psychiatrists” so afraid of?
                  Confronting TRAUMA –

                  They’re chicken shits who have chicken fits whenever they hear the word –

                  So they “treat patients” by tossing them handfuls of DCF, Diagnostic Chicken Feed (labels, “drugs”) –
                  Then henpeck them with lines like, “psychiatric diagnoses are real”, or “you have a chemical imbalance”, or here’s their clincher, “you need medication the rest of your life” –

                  It’s one big load of DCS – Diagnostic Chicken Shit –

              • CHICKEN FEED –

                What are “psychiatrists” so afraid of?

                Confronting TRAUMA –
                They’re chicken shits who have chicken fits whenever they so much as hear the word –
                So they “treat patients” by throwing them DCF “diagnostic” chicken feed (labels, “drugs”) and henpeck them with “diagnostic” lies such as, “diagnose are real” or “you have a chemical imbalance” – and here’s their clincher – “you need treatment the rest of your life” –

                Which is a lion’s load of DCS –
                DIAGNOSTIC CHICKEN SHIT –

              • THE NAME OF THE GAME –

                Who are the high priests of the “mental health industrial complex”?

                It used to be the APA and it’s hotshot “psychiatrists” –
                But ever since big money entered the game it’s become BIG PHARMA which has the APA eating out of its drug-filled hands –

              • GOD ALMIGHTY???

                “Psychiatrists” have made themselves secular priests –
                And as devout followers of their “sacred” DSM, they fervently preach the gospel of illness and disability –

                They incessantly preach their “diagnostic” and “drug”- filled narrative –
                A victim narrative they arrogantly expect “patients” to reverently parrot back to them –
                And they not only regard themselves as priests –
                They also think they’re God –

                • THE SKY’S THE LIMIT –
                  “Psychiatrists” are out of control –
                  They can’t stop adding to the DSM, their ever-expanding book of diagnostic indulgence –

                  They’ve a bad case of DID, Diagnostic Indulgence Disorder –

                • What are “Psychiatrists”?

                  DIAGNOSTIC GLUTTONS –

                  What’s the DSM?

                  The book of DIAGNOSTIC GLUTTONY –

                • What are “Psychiatrists”?
                  There’s two varieties:

                  AKAS’s – Ass-kissing Ass-sniffers – or more to the point,
                  ASAK’s – Ass-sniffing Ass-kissers –
                  (whichever suits their purposes) –

                • PHARMACEUTICAL FLUNKEYS –

                  What’s “psychiatry’s” most sought after position?

                  To be courted by the pharmaceutical industry –
                  They know they’ve made it when they’re offered a contract to do BIG PHARMA’S BIDDING –

                • THE SKY’S THE LIMIT –
                  Psychiatrists are OOC!
                  OOC???
                  It’s their latest diagnosis – Out Of Control – it’s become an epidemic!
                  They’ve just GOT to stop adding to that witless book of Diagnostic Indulgence –
                  They’re headed for a full-blown case of DID –
                  DID???
                  Diagnostic Indulgence Disorder –

              • I fart, you fart –
                EVERYBODY FART-FARTS!!!

                Except, of course, “psychiatrists” –
                Because according to them, they don’t even have assholes –

                Which is strange when you consider how their “careers” center around ass-sniffing their “patients” –

                They’re absolutely determined to catch a whiff of their “patients” emotional farts/hemorrhoids (think life’s ordinary ups and downs) –

                And with one fell “diagnostic” swoop, they turn even THESE into “illnesses”; their flying leap of a conclusion “validated” by that messy collection of “diagnostic” fabrications they so solemnly call the DSM –
                Which they impulsively open to start playing their favorite game of “eeny, meeny, miney, moe, which “diagnosis” makes the most DOUGH??!!”

                “Psychiatrists” are almost maniacal in their self-centered quest to make “patients” fart on command, blithely imperviousness to anyone’s pain or embarrassment –
                Or coerce them into recounting the last time they farted –

                But what’s stranger still is when “patients” DO fart, “psychiatrists” balk at the smell, and THEN assign them the impossible task of producing ONLY odor-free farts from then on, aided (of course!) by “psychiatry’s” large and ever-growing assortment of emotional fart-suppressing pharmaceuticals –

                But strangest of all is “psychiatrists” never admit to farting themselves – to ever having farted AT ALL –
                As such an admission would blow their “professional” fart-free grandiosity into an unmanageable mess of “diagnostically” farty smithereens –

                • PARTY TIME –

                  What games do “psychiatrists” play at their DSM conferences?
                  It varies – but there’s usually lots to choose from:

                  For the bombastic, there’s Name that Diagnosis –
                  For the adventuresome, there’s Pin the Tail on the Diagnosis –
                  For the incurious, there’s Diagnostic Tic Tac Toe –
                  For the wordy, there’s Diagnostic Scrabble –
                  For the unassuming, there’s Diagnostic Checkers –
                  For the most lively, there’s
                  Diagnostic LeapFrog –
                  For the plodding, there’s
                  Diagnostic Backgammon –
                  For the ponderous, there’s
                  Diagnostic Chess –
                  For the boastful, there’s Diagnostic Monopoly –

                  But the real POWER PLAYERS play one thing and one thing only – DIAGNOSTIC POKER –

                • POPULARITY CONTEST –

                  What’s the most popular game at “DSM” conferences?
                  It’s a tie between –

                  DIAGNOSTIC DOMINOES, (because one “diagnosis” always leads to another), and

                  MAKING MOUNTAINS OUT OF MOLEHILLS (which produces an endless supply of brand new psych “diagnoses”) –

                • What’s the DSM?

                  A book of rambling, repetitive, “diagnostic” VERBOSITY –

                  A book of scientifically turgid RHETORIC –

                • What are two games therapists never outgrew and still play on their clients?

                  Simon Says and Follow the Leader –

              • What’s “psychiatry”?
                DIAGNOSTIC GLUTTONY –

                What are “Psychiatrists”?
                DIAGNOSTIC GLUTTONS –

                What’s the DSM?
                THE BOOK OF DIAGNOSTIC GLUTTONY –

                • What’s the difference between “psychiatrists” and other kinds of “therapists”?

                  There’s not a lot of difference, as most are narcissistic fools, terrified of seeming “ordinary” –

                  But generally, “psychiatrists” are the arrogant fools who think they’re scientists, whereas “therapists” are the romantic fools who think they’re artists –
                  And BOTH have the bad habit of romanticizing themselves and “psychotherapy” –

                • What do “psychiatrists” and “therapists” have in common?

                  Both are intolerable idiots who idealize themselves and that bullshit they call “psychotherapy” –

                • PLEASE BE SEATED?

                  Quit sitting and listening to “therapists” and their costly bullshit –
                  That “therapy chair” is waaaay too expensive –

                  So before sitting down, imagine that “therapist” taking a shit with a simpy grin on their face –
                  AS THEY WIPE THEIR ASS WITH YOUR CHECK –

                • WHERE TO HEAD IN –

                  What do you say to the stupid motherfuckers who “don’t like your voice”?
                  That you don’t give a damn and you don’t like listening to them either –
                  AND IF THEY DON’T LIKE IT DON’T LISTEN, ya stupid motherfucker –

                • SPLITTING THE DIFFERENCE –

                  What’s the difference between “psychiatrists” and other “therapists”?

                  Not much, as being either one means you’re dealing with a group of incurably narcissistic fools, wholly terrified of seeming ordinary –

                  Their main difference lies in the fact that “psychiatrists” claim to be “scientists”, whereas “therapists” view themselves as “artists”, whatever the fuck THAT means –

              • HAIL, HAIL, THE GANG’S ALL HERE –

                What in the world is a “DSM conference”?

                It’s “psychiatry’s” days-long shindig of “Diagnostic Indulgence”, a nauseating exercise in diagnostic hedonism where “psychiatrists” dream up new ways to “diagnostically” dupe the public to pad their pockets –

                • TICKET MASTERS –

                  Psychiatrists are such idiots – they think a “diagnosis” is your ticket to ride –
                  BUT IT’S NOT –
                  It’s your ticket to slide –

                • “SPLITTING” THE DIFFERENCE –

                  What’s the difference between “psychiatrists” and other “therapists”?

                  Not much, as being either one means you’re dealing with a group of incurably narcissistic fools, wholly terrified of seeming ordinary –

                  The main difference becomes apparent whenever you hear “psychiatrists” claim they’re “scientists”, and then – wonder of wonders – hear “therapists” conceitedly anoint themselves “artists”, whatever ever the fuck THAT means –

                  Makes you wonder who in the hell “needs therapy” –
                  FUCK yeah….

                • RUE THE DAY –

                  Oh! Today I feel just awful!!
                  Awful? Why?
                  Well, you know how I promised myself I’d never go back to that awful “therapist”, you know, the one who said I’d “need therapy” the rest of my life?
                  Oh yeah…THAT one – don’t tell me – you went back, right?
                  Right….
                  Well don’t feel too bad – I hear that one manages to charm the pants off most “clients” and practically runs a fuckin’ harem –
                  Harem…that’s it! At the very least I felt like a conscripted member of some stupid fan club –
                  FAN club? That wasn’t no “fan club”- that horse’s ass made you a fuckin’ GROUPIE –

                • “SPLITTING” THE DIFFERENCE –

                  Is there a difference between “psychiatrists” and other “therapists”?

                  To a certain extent, yes. “Psychiatrists” are drug pushers and have the legal might to lock people up, but beyond that minor distinction, meeting either one means you’ve had the good fortune of stumbling across a uniquely dispiriting group of tiresomely narcissistic fools, which, not surprisingly, explains why both types harbor the bad habit of needing to be seen as having some sort of exalted status, which they seem to think is accomplished by referring to themselves as either “artists” or “scientists” –

              • THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING –

                But there is no pudding.

                So whenever some “therapist” tries telling/selling you their “diagnoses” are scientific, ask them the following question –
                What’s the proof???

                And without missing a beat, they’re rattling off their pablum of “studies and stats” that, in the grand scheme of things, mean little to you –

                And if that doesn’t work, they’ll make a galling attempt appealing to your emotions –

                But if you want to get them off your back for good, just say you lost your job, or filing for bankruptcy, or moving to a moon, and before you know it, you’re shown the door –

                Now, what does that prove?

              • GREAT EXPECTATIONS –

                Why is it a bad idea to see “therapists”?
                Because they see “clients” through a glass darkly and like it that way –

              • STRIKE UP THE BAND – (ode to psych drugs sing-a-long) –

                I got no drugs to hold me down –
                To make me laugh or make me frown –
                I had drugs but now I’m free –
                I got no drugs in me –

                Hi-ho the me-ri-o, it’s the only way to be –
                I want the world to know it’s the only way for me –

                I got no pills, oh yes, I’m done –
                I’m not tied up to anyone –
                Docs have strings, as you all know –
                It’s really time to them to go!!!

                • NO STRINGS ATTACHED
                  Ode to Psych Drugs sing-a-long
                  (Please refer to the song “I Got No Strings”) –

                  I got no drugs to hold me down –
                  To make me laugh or make me frown –
                  I had drugs, but now I’m free –
                  There are no drugs in me!

                  Hi-ho! the me-ri-o!
                  It’s the only way for me –
                  I want the world to know it’s the only place to be!

                  I got no “Doc”, oh yes I’m done –
                  And now I’m having lots more fun –
                  “Docs” are drags, as you may know –
                  It’s really time for them to go!

                • NO STRINGS ATTACHED
                  Ode to Psych Drugs sing-a-long
                  (Please refer to the song “I Got No Strings”)

                  I got a no drugs to hold me down –
                  To make me laugh or make me frown –
                  I had drugs but now I’m free –
                  There are no drugs in me!

                  Hi-ho! the me-ri-o!
                  It’s the only way for me –
                  I want the world to know it’s the only place to be!

                  I got no “Doc”, oh yes I’m done –
                  And now I’m having lots more fun –
                  “Docs” are drags, as you may know –
                  It’s really time for them to go!

                • What’s a good description of “psychiatry”?

                  A surprisingly solipsistic form of DGT, “Diagnostic” GroupThink –

                • What’s “psychiatry”?

                  an endless game of SMB – “Scientific” Make Believe –

                  an endless series of DTTT – “Diagnostic” Tic Tac Toe –

                  a treasure trove of DGG’s – “Diagnostic” Guessing Games –

                • AD-VANTAGE POINTS –
                  What’s the major flaw in psychiatry and psychotherapy?

                  The fact it’s created from a therapist’s point of view –

                • What’s wrong with psychiatric diagnoses?

                  They destroy one’s sense of dignity and assault the human soul –

            • TIME TO REFLECT –

              The next time some idiot psychiatrist (or ANY type of “therapist”) says you “LACK INSIGHT” you tell that lazy, lousy, life-sucking, DRUG PUSHING MOTHER FUCKER to look in the mirror –

              AND YOU CAN BET IT’S CRACKED!

                • HIDE AND SEEK –

                  Think you can trust your “therapist”?
                  THINK AGAIN –

                  What makes you think you can trust someone you don’t know personally?
                  What makes you want to trust someone you don’t know personally??
                  If someone won’t tell you their shit, why would you tell them yours???

                  So get ready to hear an avalanche of evasive phrases like, “establishing trust”, or “rapport”, or get this –
                  establishing a “therapeutic alliance” –

                  Makes you wonder what they’re hiding….

                • HIDE AND SEEK –

                  Think you can trust your “therapist”?
                  THINK AGAIN –

                  What makes you THINK you can trust someone you don’t know personally?

                  What makes you WANT to trust someone you don’t know personally??

                  And if someone won’t tell you THEIR shit,
                  WHY WOULD YOU TELL THEM YOURS???

                  Makes you wonder what they’re hiding….

              • MIRROR MIRROR ON THE BALL –

                The next time some idiot psychiatrist (or ANY type of “therapist”) says you “LACK INSIGHT”, you tell that lazy, lousy, life-sucking PILL PUSHING MOTHER FUCKER to look in the mirror –

                AND YOU CAN BET IT’S CRACKED!!!

              • DIAGNOSTIC SCAVENGER HUNT –

                The next time you think you “need a therapist” remember the following phrase –

                “Those who go looking for trouble will always find it” –

                Think of that as you picture them fumbling through their bulging DSM –

                • YOU BE THE JUDGE –

                  “Therapists” claim to be “nonjudgmental” –

                  But this is part of their their grandiosity, their illusion of being above the rest –

                  Because being “nonjudgmental” is next to impossible, as everyone’s attitudes are culturally and subjectively biased, no matter their “training” –

                  Is it good judgment to place yourself in a small, enclosed space with someone you don’t know and assume they know more and better than you?

                  Is it good judgment to align yourself with those who lives revolve around dollar-driven ideas of “illness” and “health”??

                  Is it good judgment to willingly abdicate your adulthood to someone who has the power to legally control how you live your life???

                  YOU BE THE JUDGE –

            • The phone rings –
              Hey Strom, it’s Boli!
              Hey Boli! Sorry I had to miss the BrainFart Conference. How’d it go?
              You didn’t miss much – it was one long DSF (diagnostic snooze fest) I could barely stay awake –
              That dull, huh? Even through Dr. Dinglenut’s presentation on co-morbidity?
              Yep, and wow – was that EVER one long lecture –
              What about Dr. Dickleshit’s talk on complex PTSDMDDBPDODDSADADHD?
              Oh, that made some minor waves – but I did manage to liven things up a bit –
              No kidding?
              Yep – I got so fed up during Dr. Okeedokee’s labyrinth of a speech I decided to let fly a cascade of FSPUF’s (foul-smelling pent-up farts) –
              Really? You must have made quite the impression –
              I did stir things up a bit, but Dr. Okeedokee’s just what you said, you know, “thick as a brick” –
              That I do – but maybe next time I’ll join you so we can fart acapella –
              Hey, thanks! Now THAT’S something to look forward to!

              • WHERE TO HEAD IN –

                What do you tell them motherfuckers who say they don’t like your voice?
                That I don’t give a damn and don’t like listening to them either – AND IF THEY DON’T LIKE IT, DON’T LISTEN, ya stupid motherfucker –

                • RULES OF THE GAME –

                  What are “psychiatrists” and “therapists”?
                  People who never learned to play fair –
                  Meaning what?
                  Meaning you don’t resort to name calling –

                • RULES OF THE GAME –
                  What’s the one thing therapists never bothered to learn?

                  How to play fair, which explains their disgusting penchant for name calling –

                • SHIT-EATING HUCKSTERS –

                  “Therapists” are so fulla shit they even manage to lie to themselves –

                  And here’s one of their favorites –
                  “We, as therapists, seek to establish a working relationship with each client” –

                  LET”S GET ONE THING STRAIGHT –

                  The ONLY ones “working” in that bullshit of a “relationship” are the “CLIENTS”, who spend most of their time WORKING REAL JOBS JUST TO SURVIVE but have been talked into paying some clown of a “therapist’s” OBSCENELY HIGH FEES –
                  The only “work” “therapists” do is sit on their ass, counting the minutes until they collect a check –

              • THE GRIPE IS RIGHT?

                What’s your gripe with “psychiatric diagnoses”?

                They hurt people –
                YA STUPID STINKIN’ MOTHER FUCKER!!!

                Shit, yeah…

                • WHY, OH WHY –

                  And just why do “therapists” become “therapists”?

                  To satisfy their infantile need to be admired, adored, and looked up to by a worshipful cadre of reliably uncritical fans a.k.a. “clientele” –

                • NAKED TRUTHS –

                  What’s the one thing “therapists’” egos are not only too cowardly to appreciate, but too weak to withstand?

                  BRUTAL HONESTY,
                  something in short supply and stark contrast to the fraudulent world of “psychotherapy” –

          • THEY’RE ALL THUMBS – (Dancing the Diagnostic Conga Line) –

            Psychiatrists aren’t committed to compassionate curiosity and ethical inquiry –

            They’re a deluded alliance of social hacks whose fondest wish is to dance their Diagnostic Conga Line –

            Picture this – their right thumb up the posterior of one psychiatrist, as their left thumb is used for their own anterior gratification – and off they go! dancing their conga line, spreading their words of Diagnostic Delusion all around the globe –

            Define social hack –
            those attempting to manipulate the outcomes of social behavior through orchestrated actions –

            Hummm….sounds like psychiatry….

            • Psychiatrists feverishly dance their conga line with Diagnostic Frenzy –
              Singing and chanting their newest “diagnoses” with psychiatric abandon –

              • Psychiatrists feverishly dance their conga line with psychiatric abandon –
                Singing and chanting their latest “disorders” in a Diagnostic Frenzy –

            • DIAGNOSTIC CHAIN GANG –

              Psychiatrists obediently form a Diagnostic Chain Gang –
              Diligently they line up –
              One and all –
              To perform the following directives:

              1. Their right thumbs up the posterior of one psychiatrist (for thought suppression) –
              2. Their left thumbs reserved for more prurient activity (jerking off) –

              This satisfies Psychiatry’s three main objectives –
              1. Thought suppression (their own and others)
              2. Self pleasuring (professional and prurient)
              3. Global indoctrination

              • THE SEARCH FOR TRUTH –

                Science is the search for truth –
                Psychiatry thinks it’s a science –
                But it isn’t –
                It uses science as a distraction from the truth –

                Its scientific efforts have been for naught – little to no good has come of it – but has created and continues to create much needless harm –

                • ECONOMIC INCENTIVE is the name of the game for the psychotherapeutic industry –

                  The only thing psychiatry does is invent more “disorders” – which enriches them in more ways than one –
                  It’s their cruel joke –
                  They’ve no desire to see you heal in any real way because there’s no money in it for them if they do –
                  No one needs what they’re selling –

                  So what’s the cure?
                  Self incentive
                  Self awareness Introspection

                • CALLING DR. SISYPHUS –

                  Psychiatrists practice Sisyphean medicine –
                  It’s their never ending cruel joke –

                  Just when you’re done with one thing, they give you another –

                  ANOTHER “diagnoses”
                  ANOTHER “disorder”
                  ANOTHER “drug”

                  And on and on and on………

                • Psychiatry uses science as a distraction from truth –

                  And what’s “the truth”?
                  The impact of childhood traumas – and the resolution of those traumas –

                • USE YOU IMAGINATION –

                  Need help quitting “therapy”?
                  Try visualization –

                  Just imagine that overpaid slob you call a “therapist” taking a fancy vacation –

                  FUNDED BY YOURS TRULY –

                  Worked for me –

                • WHEN DOES LIFE BEGIN?

                  When you stop listening to any and all “therapists”:

                  M.D. (psychiatrist)
                  PhD (psychologist)
                  M.F.C.C. (marriage, family, and child counselor)
                  L.C.SW. (Licensed clinical social worker)

                • CRYSTAL BALL –

                  What will happen in”therapy” when I finally find the courage to be myself?

                  I see many things –

                  I see your “therapist” becoming bewildered –
                  I see your “therapist” feeling threatened –
                  I see your “therapist” getting angry –
                  I see your “therapist” frantically grasping for their despicable tools –
                  And now you’re surrounded by a dark cloud of “Diagnoses” and “Drugs” –

                  I see your future DISAPPEAR –

                • BRILLIANT DISGUISE –

                  Why is “therapy” so popular?
                  Because “therapists” are your parents in “clinical” disguise –

                  And there’s lots of unhealed people looking for the love and acceptance from the parents they never had –

                  So the question becomes –
                  Why would you want to see some weirdo parental imposter that you have to pay?

                  Which leads to the next question –
                  Who’s footing the bill THIS TIME AROUND?

                • FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE –

                  Why in the world do you make EVERY question a matter of money?

                  Because people often don’t understand their feelings –

                  But they sure as hell understand their money –

                • ENOUGH ALREADY –

                  You’ve already been hurt once (figuratively speaking) by your parents –
                  Isn’t that enough?

                  So why let society hurt you a second time with that ridiculous “construct” called “psychotherapy”?
                  You don’t need to hire a stand in –

                  Your can learn to parent yourself BY yourself –

                • PROCESS OF OVERWHELM –

                  “Psychiatrists” and other “therapists”, have the same objective, which is to overwhelm and thereby GAIN CONTROL OVER YOU by using their “therapeutically inspired” techniques of intimidation and seduction –

                  “Psychiatrists” bamboozle with their so-called “medical knowledge”, while “therapists” woo with words of synthetic “empathy” until people surrender their own inherent authority –

                • EQUALLY NEUROTIC –

                  How are “psychiatrists” and other “therapists” similar?

                  They’re all equally neurotic –
                  (But if you’re after “drugs”, you’ll need a “psychiatrist”) –

                  Equally neurotic? How so?

                  All have a neurotic need to see themselves as more than the next person –
                  All share the neurotic notion that being a “therapist” MAKES them more than the next person –

                  More precisely,
                  “Psychiatrists” neurotically claim to be “scientists”, while “therapists” neurotically envision themselves as “artists” –

                  But all neurotically cling to their neurotic belief in their neurotically inspired “psychiatric diagnoses” –

                • BRILLIANT DISGUISE –

                  Why do people trust “therapists”?
                  Because “therapists” are parents in a “clinical” disguise –

                  Because there’s lots of hurting people out there looking for understanding and acceptance from parents they never had –
                  So the question becomes –
                  Why would you PAY a parental imposter??
                  And,
                  Who’s footing the bill THIS TIME AROUND???

                • WHEN DOES LIFE BEGIN?

                  When you STOP listening to ANY “therapist” of ANY kind, which includes the following:

                  M.D. (psychiatrist)
                  PhD (psychologist)
                  MFCC (marriage, family, and child counselor)
                  LCSW (licensed clinical social worker) –

                  And ANY other god-forsaken GRIFTER who charges you ANYTHING just for lending a sympathetic ear –
                  Which is called being A DECENT HUMAN BEING –
                  Which NO ONE deserves to be paid for –
                  As it’s why we were put on this earth –
                  IN THE FIRST PLACE –

                • WHEN DOES LIFE BEGIN?

                  When you STOP listening to ANY AND ALL “therapists”, of ANY kind, which includes the following:

                  M.D. (psychiatrist)
                  Ph.D (psychologist)
                  M.F.C.C. (marriage, family and child counselor)
                  L.C.S.W. (licensed clinical social worker),
                  AND ANY OTHER GOD FORSAKEN GRIFTER who charges you anything –
                  JUST FOR LENDING A SYMPATHETIC EAR, which is something NO ONE deserves to be paid for –
                  Lending a sympathetic ear should mean one thing and ONE THING ONLY –
                  Which means being A DECENT HUMAN BEING –
                  Which NO ONE deserves to be paid for –
                  As it’s why we’re put on this earth –
                  IN THE FIRST PLACE –

                • HIDE AND SEEK –

                  Think you can “trust” your “therapist”?
                  THINK AGAIN –

                  What makes you think you can trust someone you don’t know personally?
                  What makes you WANT to trust someone you don’t know personally??
                  If someone won’t tell
                  you THEIR shit, why should you tell them YOURS???

                  So get ready to hear an avalanche of evasive phrases like, “establishing trust”, or “rapport”, or get this, a “therapeutic alliance” –

                  Makes you wonder what they’re hiding –

                • And ALL “therapists” have the neurotic desire to have people look up to them as they hear their woes –

                • MARKET FORCES –

                  What’s “psychotherapy”?
                  A bad idea that grew like weeds –
                  How’d THAT happen?

                  Because one night after reading too much Freud, a few enterprising individuals got carried away with the idea that being part of the action could make them famous –

                  And since these were the days when few had access to information, the powers that be used it to their advantage and created a monopoly –

                  And then (wouldn’t you know it) ego, prestige, and money took over and voila! – it’s the mess it is today –

                • BRILLIANT DISGUISE –

                  Why is “therapy” so popular?

                  Because “therapists” are parents in “clinical” disguise who become the parents you never had to give you the support and guidance you never got –

                  So the question becomes,
                  Why would you pay a parental imposter?
                  And,
                  Who’s footing the bill THIS time around?

                • GOTTA GET DEPROGRAM –

                  Want to escape the Scourge of Psychiatry/Psychotherapy?
                  Follow these steps:

                  1. Don’t call them –
                  2. Don’t see them –
                  3. Don’t zoom them –
                  4. Don’t read them –
                  But do:
                  1. Go online –
                  2. Search self-therapy –
                  3. Take it from there –

                  But here’s two caveats –
                  1. Avoid stereotypical “therapy” sites –
                  2. Be ready for people (especially “therapists”!) who’ll try to talk you out of it –

              • THE SEARCH FOR TRUTH –

                Science is the search for truth –
                Psychiatry thinks it’s science –
                But it’s not –
                It uses science to distract from the truth –
                And what is the truth?

                The impact of childhood trauma –

                • THE SEARCH FOR TRUTH –

                  Science is the search for truth –
                  Psychiatry thinks it’s a science, but it’s not –
                  It uses science to distract from truth –

                  And what is the truth?

                  The impact and resolution of childhood trauma –

              • WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE???

                No one should finance someone’s ego trip –
                Which is essentially what’s going on in “therapy” –

                • WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE???

                  No one deserves to be paid an exorbitant amount of money – or ANY amount of money – for listening(?) to someone else –

                  NO ONE’S EARS ARE WORTH THAT MUCH –

                • WHAT DO THERAPISTS THINK YOU ARE?

                  One damn fool –
                  Flush with cash –
                  Ready to fund their ego trip called “therapy” –

              • READ THE ROOM –

                “Therapists” look at “clients” in two ways –
                1. As a feather in their cap –
                2. As money in their pocket –

                Those who claim otherwise are deluding themselves –

                AND TRYING TO DELUDE YOU –

                • Meaning of “read the room” –

                  to understand the emotions and thoughts of the people present –

                • BELIEVE IT OR NOT –

                  And as for your “getting better”,
                  “therapists” can take it or leave it –

                  But when it comes to grabbing their paycheck, they show no such ambivalence –

                  Because after all, business is business, right?

                • MEET AND GREET –

                  What do “therapists” think when they meet new “clients”?

                  They’re thrilled ‘cause they think they’ve got a live one –
                  And if you stick around long enough, you’ll prove them right –

                  So get ready to hightail it out of Dr. Dipshit’s office right quick before the damn fool has a chance to rope you in with one of their goddamn labels –
                  But here’s a better strategy –
                  DON’T GO IN THE FIRST PLACE –

                • GRAND DELUSIONS –

                  Psychiatric diagnoses are NOT scientific –

                  Because in the final analysis, what do they boil down to? SUBJECTIVE OPINION –
                  Doubt that?
                  Trace back and follow the logic from psyche diagnosis >> labels >> name-calling >> insults >> and what are you left with???
                  SUBJECTIVE OPINION –

                • GROW A BACKBONE –

                  Quit being a damn fool, paying someone to watch you cry –

                  THAT’S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR –

                  And if your friends aren’t interested in doing THAT, it’s time you started looking for new friends –

            • MIRROR MIRROR ON THE BALL,
              MIND FUCKERS ONE AND ALL –

              The next time some idiot “psychiatrist” (or ANY type of “therapist”) says “lack insight”, you tell that lazy, lousy, life-sucking, self congratulatory PILL PUSHING MIND FUCKER to look in the mirror –

              AND YOU CAN BET IT’S CRACKED!!!

              • MIRROR MIRROR ON THE BALL, MIND FUCKERS ONE AND ALL –

                The next time some idiot “psychiatrist” (or ANY type of “therapist”), says you “lack insight”, you tell that lazy, lousy, life-sucking, self congratulatory PILL PUSHING MIND FUCKER to look in the mirror –

                AND YOU CAN BET IT’S CRACKED!!!

                • What are “psychiatrists/therapists”?
                  Psycho-leeches out to make a buck –
                  FROM YOUR BAD LUCK –

                • MERCY ME –

                  What are“psychiatrists” and “therapists”?

                  Utterly and completely
                  DISGUSTING

                • I BEG YOUR PARDON –
                  What are “psychiatrists” and “therapists”?
                  Completely and utterly

                  DISGUSTING!!!

              • KING CLEAR –

                Doctor! Doctor! What’s your diagnosis???
                Well, in my professional opinion they’re suffering from the common affliction known as, as –
                Depression? Bipolar? Personality Disorder?
                No, no, and no – it’s called BEING HUMAN –

                • POCKET FULL OF POSEY –

                  What bugs you most about “therapists”?

                  They’re a bunch of fuckin’ posers too damn sure of themselves –

                • What is “psychiatry”?

                  The uncompromising exercise of raw, brutal POWER and cruelty –

              • PLEASE BE SEATED?

                Quit sitting and listening to “therapists” and their bullshit –
                Their “therapy chair” is way too expensive –

                So before sitting down, just imagine that “therapist” taking a shit with a grin on their face as they wipe THEIR ass with YOUR check –

                • WHERE TO HEAD IN –

                  What do you tell people who don’t like your voice?
                  That I don’t give a damn and don’t like listening to them either and IF THEY DON’T LIKE IT DON’T LISTEN,
                  ya stupid motherfucker –

              • IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING –

                There are some people who build careers out of stating the obvious –

                Which goes to show that at a certain point, education makes your stupid, and technological advances just give you more toys to play with.

                The “science of trauma” serves as a perfect example –

                The fact that trauma affects you physically (including areas of the brain) should come as no surprise – or haven’t you heard stories about people who, after hearing bad news, lose their hair or drop dead of a heart attack, or others who literally die of a broken heart?
                Amazing, isn’t it….

                No one needs some idiot’s ooh la la “scientific proof” to state the already obvious –
                And in any case, I seriously doubt the usefulness of any such “proof” –

                And what are my qualifications?
                Oh, it’s just a little something called COMMON SENSE –

                • What are psychiatrists and therapists?

                  DIAGNOSTIC WHORES –

                  Define whore –
                  A person who is unscrupulous, especially one who compromises their principles for personal gain –
                  Anyone who is money-hungry –
                  A contemptible person –

              • HOW DARE YOU –

                The “therapist” –
                Where do you get off calling me a “high flyer”? I worked hard for my education and I really help people!

                Sure you do, sure you do…well, then tell me, “Dr.” Fuckedy-Fuck, do you charge a fee?

                What? What? What do you mean? Of course I do! And how DARE you!!

                Oh really, how dare I?
                HOW DARE YOU???

                • HOW DARE YOU?

                  Where do you get off calling me a “high flyer”? I worked hard for my degree and I really help people!

                  Sure you do, sure you do…well, then tell me, “Dr.” Fuckedy Fuck, do you charge a fee?

                  What? What? What do you mean?? Of course I do! and how DARE you???

                  How dare I?
                  HOW DARE YOU!!!

                • HOW DARE YOU?

                  The “therapist” –
                  Where do you get off saying I sell “psychological snake oil”?!! I worked hard for my education and I really help people!!

                  The sane individual –
                  Oh my goodness, Dr. Fuckedy Fuck, I’m sure do, but tell me, do you still charge a fee?

                  WHAT?! WHAT?! What do you mean “do I still charge a fee”?!! Are you insane?!! Of course I charge a fee! And how DARE you?!

                  Oh really, “how dare I”?
                  HOW DARE YOU???

              • KNOW THE DIFFERENCE –

                Why should psychiatry be demolished?

                Because life and living are creative endeavors, not scientific formulas –

              • I WANNA BE A THERAPIST!!!

                Really? Then you really DO need your head examined –

                No! No! I want to help people!

                I’m sure you do…but you don’t need to be “a therapist” to do that –

                But I’ll receive TRAINING in how to help people!

                Wait – wait – hold on – “training in how to help people” – and just WHAT do you mean by THAT??

                It means I’ll get a degree, and work in an office, and charge fees, and, and –

                And stop right there – you don’t need a “degree” to “help” anybody and those stupid courses oughtta teach people HOW TO HEAL THEMSELVES
                – and no one else!

              • IF THE SHOE FITS –

                The next time some stupid, mother-fucking, soul-sucking motherfucker of a “therapist” gives you one of their mother-fucking “diagnoses”, you tell that stupid motherfucker to walk a mile in YOUR SHOES, ya stupid motherfucker!!!

              • HOW DARE YOU?

                Where do you get off calling me a “high flyer”? I’ve worked hard for my degree and I help people!

                Sure you do, sure you do…. well, then tell me, “Dr” Fuckedy Fuck, do you charge a fee?

                What? What? What do you mean? Of course I do! and how dare you!!

                How dare I?
                HOW DARE YOU???

            • GOTTA GET DEPROGRAM –

              Want to escape the Scourge of Psychiatry/Psychotherapy?
              Follow these steps:

              1. Don’t call them –
              2. Don’t see them –
              3. Don’t zoom them –
              4. Don’t read them –
              But do:
              1. Go online –
              2. Search self-therapy –
              3. Watch the movie “What About Bob” –
              4. Take it from there –

              But here’s two caveats:
              1. Avoid stereotypical “therapy” sites
              2. Be ready for people (typically “therapists”) to try and talk you out of it –

            • TIME TO GROW UP –

              What’s wrong with therapists?

              They’re people who’ve never outgrown the need to be right –

              Damn right –

          • DEFENSE MECHANISMS –

            What are “therapists” trained to do?

            To rationalize “therapy” and rationalize their reasons for being a “therapist” –

            • OUT – LIARS AND TOWN CRYERS –

              What are therapists out to prove?

              That they’re ALWAYS RIGHT –
              And you’re ALWAYS WRONG –

              And they’re screaming it –
              ALL OVER TOWN –

            • OUTLIARS AND TOWN CRYERS –

              What are “therapists” forever out to prove?
              That THEY’RE always right –
              And YOU’RE always wrong –

              And they’re into screaming it all over town (radio, tv, Internet) –

          • SHOTS FIRED –

            Gotta watch out for those “psych diagnoses” –
            What’s a “psych diagnosis”?
            It’s an MD-AHA – Medically Disguised Ad Hominem Attack –

          • THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING –

            But there is no pudding.

            So whenever some “therapist” tries telling/selling you their “diagnoses” are scientific, ask them this question –
            What’s the proof?

            And without missing a beat, they’re rattling off their pablum of “studies and stats” that, in the grand scheme of things, means little to you –

            And if that doesn’t work, they’ll make a galling attempt appealing to your emotions –

            But if you want to get them off your back for good, just say you’ve lost your job, or filing for bankruptcy, or moving to the moon, and before you know it, you’re shown the door –

            And what does that prove???

          • STEP RIGHT UP –

            You’re not and never were a “diagnosis” –
            And neither is anyone else –
            So “treat” yourself by not listening to “therapy’s” Carnival Barkers –

          • SACRED COWARDS –

            Why are therapists so defensive about “therapy”?
            Because deep down, they know it’s an overrated, overpriced, oversold TROJAN HORSE –

          • POCKET FULL OF POSEY –

            What about “therapists” bugs you most?

            They’re a bunch of fuckin’ posers too damn sure of themselves –

            • What are Psychiatrists?
              There’s two types:
              AKAS’s – Ass Kissing Ass Sniffers –
              ASAK’s – Ass Sniffing Ass Kissers –
              They’re virtually the same –

          • STRIKE UP THE BAND –
            It’s time for (drumroll) DIAGNOSTIC BINGO!!!

            There was a Doc who was a Crock and FAKE-O was the name, oh!
            F-A-K-E-O!
            F-A-K-E-O!!
            F-A-K-E-O!!!
            And LIAR is the name – NO!!!

          • KNOW THE DIFFERENCE –

            Why should psychiatry be demolished?

            Because life and living are creative endeavors, not scientific formulas –

          • A BETTER PLACE?

            “Sticks and stones can break my bones but words can never hurt me” –

            How untrue.
            Words can be some of the most hurtful things of all.

            But apparently, some people haven’t learned this.

            But they’ve managed to learn a few other things, like, for instance, how to hand out labels for a living with a smile on their face.

            Now tell me –
            How does that make the world a better place?

            • A BETTER PLACE?

              “Sticks and stones can break my bones but words can never hurt me” –

              How untrue.

              Words are some of the most hurtful things of all.

              But apparently, some people haven’t learned this.

              But they have learned a few other things, like, for instance, how to hand out labels for a living with a smile on their face.

              Now I ask you –
              How does this make the world a better place?

          • A BETTER PLACE?

            “Sticks and stones can break my bones but words can never hurt me”.

            How untrue.

            But apparently, some people haven’t learned this.

            But they have managed to learn a few other things, like, for instance, how to hand out labels for a living with a smile on their face.

            Now tell me –
            How does that make the world a better place?

          • IT STANDS TO REASON –

            You must have a good reason for not liking “psychiatric diagnoses”?

            I do have a good reason –

            And what would that be?

            They hurt people. Isn’t that a good enough reason?

          • THINGS IN COMMON –

            What do “Major Depressive Disorder”, BIPOLAR DISORDER, and “Personality Disorder” all have in common?

            Trauma, trauma, and more trauma –

          • GET THE DYNAMICS?

            What the hell!! All’s I said is I don’t like “therapy” and the motherfucker sticks me with a fuckin’ label and THEN launches into some speech about this shit called “vulnerability”!

            No shit? Well that’s a “therapist” for ya!
            Those jackasses just GOTTA use labels to put you down ‘cause they can’t get why you JUST DON’T LIKE THEIR DYNAMICS –

            • GET THE DYNAMICS –

              What the hell!! All’s I said is I don’t need “therapy” and the motherfucker sticks a label on me! And then launched into some dumb speech about some shit called “vulnerability” –

              No shit? Well that’s a “therapist” for ya – they gotta stick a label on ya ‘cause THEY CAN’T GET WHY you don’t like the dynamics!

          • NO STRINGS ATTACHED
            Ode To Psych Drugs sing-a-long
            (Please refer to the song “I Got No Drugs”)

            I Got no drugs to hold me down –
            To make me laugh or make me frown –
            I had drugs but now I’m free –
            There are no drugs in me!

            Hi-ho! the me-ri-o!
            It’s the only way for me
            I want the world to know
            It’s the the only place to be!

            I got no drugs, oh yes, I’m done –
            I’m not attached to anyone –
            “Docs” are drags, as you may know –
            It’s really time for them to go!

          • PETRI DISHED –

            Hello! And how was your day?
            I don’t know…I’m still trying to figure it out…
            Well that certainly sounds confusing –
            Well that’s how I always feel after seeing that creep of a “therapist”…confused…you know?
            Oh, I know, all too well – but you’re not the first and you sure as hell won’t be the last –
            I know you’re right, but I keep going back hoping I’ll finally leave feeling more like a human being instead of an unwitting participant in some “therapist’s” creepy “thought experiment” –
            Well THAT’S something that’ll NEVER happen –
            Really…why??
            Because that’s all their shit “therapy” amounts to, some creep of a “therapist’s” very long, very expensive, AND VERY CREEPY “thought experiment” –

        • THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING
          (Yet they’ve no pudding) –

          So whenever some damn Psychiatrist ever tries to tell you their “diagnoses” are “scientific”, just ask them one simple question –

          “WHERE’S THE PROOF???

          And they’ll come up empty-handed –

          But in their trademark condescending manner, they’ll verbally meander ‘round robin’s barn in yet another fruitless attempt to control the narrative and dupe the masses –

          BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO PROOF!!!
          THEY NEVER HAVE AND NEVER WILL!!!

          Well, what DOES Psychiatry offer?
          A gloomy, doomsday future filled with diagnoses and drugs –

          So remember –
          It’s YOUR life to define – NOT THEIRS –

          • MOTIVATIONAL PSYCHIATRY – A 21st Century Invention –

            Psychiatry seeks to:
            1. Gain your trust
            2. Tell you your problems are chronic
            3. Talk you into ingesting their “medication” for THE REST OF YOU LIFE ———

            And what’s their motivation?

            PERMANENT EMPLOYMENT – for THEM!!!

            • What are Psychiatrists’ greatest fear?

              To be made IRRELEVANT –
              It’s something they already are, and already know –
              It’s the open secret among themselves –

              Sounds like The Wizard of Oz!

              You mean the The Wizard of Id –

              • Define “id” –

                the personality component made up of unconscious psychic energy that works to satisfy basic urges, needs and desires –

                the impulsive (and unconscious) part of the psyche which responds directly and immediately to basic urges, needs and desires –

                the set of uncoordinated, instinctual desires –

                the id remains infantile in its function throughout a person’s life and does not change with time or experience as it is not in touch with the external world –

                the id is not affected by reality, logic or the everyday world, as it operates within the unconscious part of the mind –

                the id operates on the pleasure principle (Freud 1920) which is the idea that every wishful impulse should be satisfied immediately, regardless of the consequences –

                the id engages in primary process thinking which is primitive, illogical, irrational and fantasy oriented. This form of process thinking HAS NO CONCEPT OF OBJECTIVE REALITY and is selfish and wishful in nature –

                Sound like any psychiatrist YOU’VE ever known???

          • HAVE NO SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL –

            Psychiatrists are profoundly dissociated, which means their terrors are unconscious.
            Unconscious or not, their dissociation nevertheless leads to any number of profoundly damaging consequences – FOR THEIR “PATIENTS” –

            Psychiatry provides its “doctors” with a unique role – one that satisfies their compulsive drive to always be in control –
            In their dissociated state, they fall into the diabolical practice known as “projection” – the “what I can’t see in myself, I see in YOU” syndrome.
            In their dissociated state, psychiatrists act out their own unconscious traumas ON THEIR “PATIENTS” –
            and this explains their controlling and abusive attitudes, behaviors and treatments TOWARDS THEIR “PATIENTS” –
            It’s the only thing these professional goons ever really “practice” –

            Most psychiatrists believe (wrongly) that they’ve long ago faced such uncomfortable feelings – but their having chosen such a toxically power-centric line of work leads to a different conclusion.

            And dissociated or not, such states provide no adequate excuse for their cruel behaviors.

            And while there is no denying that psychiatrists are among the traumatized (like everyone else) , this does not make them in ANY WAY, at ANY TIME, deserving of ANYONE’S sympathies –

            • Psychiatrists’ own dissociation explains their abusive attitudes, behaviors and “TREATMENTS” towards their “patients” –

              But it’s no excuse – they’re still a pack of GDB’s – Greedy Delusional Bastards –

            • “Therapists” EXPLOIT PEOPLE’S MISERY –

              ANYONE who accepts payment of ANY kind for listening to someone’s troubles is guilty of EXPLOITING THEIR MISERY –

          • THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING –

            But there’s no pudding –

            So whenever some “therapist” tries telling/selling you their diagnoses are “scientific”, ask them the following question –
            What’s their proof???

            And without missing a beat, they rattle off their pablum of “studies and stats” that, in the grand scheme of things, mean little to YOU –

            But seeing that doesn’t work, they’ll make a galling attempt to appeal to your emotions –

            So, if you want to get them off your back for good, say you’ve lost your job and filing for bankruptcy and before you know it, you’re shown the door –

            Now what does THAT prove???

          • FACT FINDINGS –

            I’m looking for research for my paper on psychiatry. Any suggestions?

            Here’s a few:

            1. Read “The Emperor’s New Clothes”
            2. Watch the “The Wizard of Oz”
            3. Watch the movie “What About Bob”
            3. And for a deeper dive, read “The Little Prince” –

            You’ll learn all you need to know –

            • FACT FINDERS –

              I’m looking for research for my paper on psychiatry –

              Try these:
              1. Read “The Emperor’s New Clothes”
              2. Watch “The Wizard of Oz”
              3. Watch the movie “What About Bob”
              4. And for a deeper dive read “The Little Prince”

              You’ll learn all you need to know –

        • BY ALL MEANS –

          If you believe in junk science,
          By all means, see a psychiatrist –

          If you enjoy being misunderstood,
          By all means, see a psychiatrist –

          If you like being insulted,
          By all means, see a psychiatrist –

          If you want to be stereotyped, stigmatized and marginalized,
          By all means, see a psychiatrist –

          If you want to be stuck in a codependent relationship (doctor/patient),
          By all means, see a psychiatrist –

          If you want to be pathologized and medicalized,
          By all means, see a psychiatrist –

          If you want to be drugged and numb,
          By all means, see a psychiatrist –

          If you want to lose your rights as a human being,
          By all means, see a psychiatrist –

          If you want to lose your dignity,
          By all means, see a psychiatrist –

          BUT IF YOU’D RATHER BE –
          Happy
          Healthy
          Self defining
          Self reliant
          Self respecting
          Label free
          Drug free
          Debt free
          FREE TO BE YOURSELF –

          Then by ANY and ALL means,
          AVOID PSYCHIATRY!!!
          (and its diagnostic offshoots) –

          • If you want to be objectified and commodified,
            BY ALL MEANS see the psychiatrists –

            You’ll make all THEIR dreams come true –

          • BY ALL MEANS –

            If you enjoy being disrespected,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to be condescended to,
            By all means see a psychiatrist –

            If you want someone to TELL YOU WHAT YOU THINK AND FEEL,
            By all means see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to be told HOW you “should” think and feel,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to be a guinea pig/dumping ground for psychiatry’s latest poisons,
            By all means see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to be chemically lobotomized,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to be infantilized,
            By all means see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to be underestimated,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to be placed on a shelf and be told you’ll live nothing more than a half-life,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want the most private and painful details of your personal life to be bandied about by herds of self entitled professional control freaks,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to have your personal but easily recognizable private issues show up (without your knowledge or permission) in some psychiatric publication,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to “die” to yourself by taking part in the thinly veiled and painfully protracted version of physician assisted suicide known as psychiatry,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to pay for someone else’s “medical”/“diagnostic” mistakes,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to be seen and treated as less than human,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            But if you’d rather be
            Happy
            Healthy
            Self respecting
            Self defining
            Self reliant
            Self sufficient
            Label free
            Drug free
            Debt free
            FREE TO LIVE YOUR OWN LIFE –
            By ANY and ALL means,
            AVOID psychiatry –

            • If you want to be humiliated and downgraded,
              By all means, see a psychiatrist –

              If you want to be treated like a child,
              By all means, see a psychiatrist –

              If you want to be gawked at and talked at while on display at a psychiatric “hospital”,
              By all means, see a psychiatrist –

              • If you want to be chemically and emotionally raped,
                By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                If you enjoy playing the fool,
                By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                If you want someone to feed off your troubles in the name of “medicine”,
                By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                If you want to be seen as “less than”,
                By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                If you want to be seen as not enough,
                By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                If you want to become a stranger to yourself,
                By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                If you want your life to lose its true meaning,
                By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                If you want to live in a chemical fog,
                By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                If you want to be “observed” like an animal in a zoo,
                By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                If you want to be “treated” like chump change,
                By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                If you want your life to be reduced to “solving” a chemical equation,
                By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                If you want to be psychiatry’s tool,
                By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                If you want your problems to be someone’s payday,
                By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                • If you enjoy being a victim,
                  By all means, see a psychiatrist –
                  By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                  If you want to be reduced to a “diagnosis”,
                  By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                  If you want to be psychiatry’s lapdog,
                  By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                • If you want to meet someone more disconnected than yourself,
                  By all means, sees a psychiatrist –

                • If you want someone to stoke your fears for their advantage,
                  By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                  If you want to lose faith in yourself,
                  By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                  If you want to fuel someone’s out of control ego,
                  By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                • If you enjoy being gaslighted,
                  By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                  If you enjoy cognitive dissonance,
                  By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                • ALL IN A DAY’S WORK –
                  What are “therapists”?

                  People who get paid for breaking the Golden Rule –

              • If you want to be around someone who’s motivations are very likely (and inappropriately) influenced by hefty amounts of schadenfreude,
                By all means, see a psychiatrist –

                • LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!

                  Why do “therapists” become “therapists”?

                  So they can feel important –

            • LOST THEIR WAY –

              I think you’re ridiculous! My therapist comes from a good place –

              That may well be, but they’re on the wrong path –

                • CHEW TOYS –

                  Therapists are always looking for something to chew on –

                  No kidding! They’re like a dog with a bone –

                • CHEW TOYS –

                  “Therapists” are always looking for someone to chew on –

                  No kidding! They’re like a dog with a bone-

                • CHEW TOYS –

                  “Therapists” are always looking for someone to chew on – and guess who? It’s YOU!!

                  Well said – they’re like a dog with a bone –

                • CHEW TOYS

                  Therapists are always looking for someone to chew on –
                  And you guessed it –
                  It’s YOU!

                  They’re like a dog with a bone –

          • BUSYBODIES

            What was it like before there were “therapists”?
            Oh, there were “therapists”, of a sort –
            But they went by different names, such as,

            The Neighborhood Gossip
            The Busybody
            Mr. or Mrs. Buttinsky
            Ms. Nosy Parker
            Uncle Rubberneck

            “Therapist” is just a fancy word for Diagnostic GOSSIP –
            Which is someone who has a peculiar preoccupation with the private lives of others –
            And nowadays, people earn a degree in psychology with a minor in brown nosing –

            • Define brown-noser –
              a person who acts favorably to his or her peers to gain stasis or fancy that will eventually be used to their advantage –

          • AD-VANTAGE POINTS –

            What’s the major flaw in psychiatry and psychotherapy?
            The fact it’s created from the therapist’s point of view –

          • KNOW THE DIFFERENCE –

            Why should psychiatry be demolished?

            Because life and living are creative endeavors, not scientific formulas –

        • Psychiatrists are THE WORLD’S BIGGEST FOOLS –
          They’re your worst nightmare come true –
          They’re your abusive parents (or others) in “professional” guise –
          Psychiatry is THE WORLD’S BIGGEST MESS –
          It’s a form of oppression disguised as medicine –
          It’s a league of professional abusers whose unstated mission is social control whose means are both passive and brutal:
          1. cultural brainwashing through media (academic and commercial) with “doctors” parroting their supposedly irrefutable “biological” narrative, or
          2. physical force (through restraints, “hospital” confinement, and forced drugging) –
          It’s an invisible war against human expression –

          They wear the mask of healer –
          But don’t be fooled –
          They’re human vending machines – Big Pharma’s puppets –
          With an incurable case of willful blindness –
          Where all they see is “illness” –

        • STEP RIGHT UP –

          What’s all this noise about the amygdala, the prefrontal cortex and the limbic system???
          It’s noise –
          Neuroscientific Noise –

          It’s become psychiatry’s cerebral legoland –
          Their latest thrill ride,
          Their brand new, bright, shiny object –
          A “scientific” parlor game to bemuse guests at their next dinner party –
          Their newest and niftiest paint by numbers approach to emotional distress –

          • MIND GAMES OR MIND FRAMES –

            People don’t have “mental illnesses” –
            They have MENTAL STATES –

            People don’t have “personality disorders” –
            They have PERSONALITY PATTERNS –

          • MORE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR –

            The scum of the earth? Now honey, calm down – those are strong words –

            Well, what about the words they called me???

            And what did they call you?

            Well, last week it was “Major Depressive Disorder”, and the week before that it was “Borderline Personality Disorder”, and the week before that it was “Bipolar Disorder”, and the week before that it was – it was –

            STOP! STOP!! THAT’S ENOUGH!!!
            No wonder you’re upset! And just think of all the money you’ve spent – It’s a disgrace!!

            It is – but guess what – the jerk wouldn’t tell me any of them til after I handed the check –

            Well for goodness sake – that’s worse than being a jerk – that’s a good-for-nothing scoundrel! Well my oh my, I’m so sorry this happened to you, but all you can do is be glad you’re rid of it!

        • ADD VANTAGE POINTS –

          What’s the major flaw in psychiatry and psychotherapy?
          That it’s created from a therapist’s point of view –

        • BAD FAITH –

          Psychiatry’s not science.
          Psychiatry’s not medicine.
          It’s a religion –

          Because psychiatry changes “diagnoses” like people change religions and it only “works” if you believe in it –

        • GOTTA GET DEPROGRAM –

          Want to escape the Scourge of Psychiatry/Psychotherapy”?
          Follow these steps:

          1. Don’t call them
          2. Don’t see them
          3. Don’t zoom them
          4. Don’t read them
          But do:
          1. Go online
          3. Search self therapy
          3. Watch the movie “What about Bob?”
          4. Take it from there

          But here’s two caveats:
          1. Avoid conventional “therapy” sites
          2. Be ready for people (typically “therapists”) who try to talk you out of it –

        • MIND GAMES OR MIND FRAMES –

          People don’t have “mental illnesses” –
          They have MENTAL STATES –

          People don’t have “personality disorders” –
          They have PERSONALITY PATTERNS –

        • GREAT EXPECTATIONS –

          Why is it bad to see “therapists”?
          Because they see “clients” through a glass darkly and like it that way –

        • A BETTER PLACE?

          “Sticks and stones can break my bones but words will never hurt me” –

          How untrue.
          Words can be some of the most hurtful things of all.

          But apparently, some people haven’t learned this.

          But they’ve managed to learn a few other things, like, for instance, how to hand out labels for a living with a smile on their face. .

          So tell me –
          How does that make the world a better place?

        • QUESTIONABLE –

          What’s the one question you never want to ask yourself – especially at the end of your life?

          Why didn’t I listen to MYSELF?

          So don’t be choosing someone else’s voice (especially some “therapist’s”) over your own –

          That’s the one trauma you can avert –

          • QUESTIONABLE –

            What’s the one question you never want to ask yourself – especially at your end of your life?

            Why didn’t I listen to MYSELF?

            So don’t be choosing someone else’s voice (especially some “therapists’s”) over your own –

            It’s the one trauma you can avert –

            • QUESTIONABLE –

              What’s the one question you never want to have to ask yourself at your end of your life?

              Why didn’t I listen to MYSELF?

              It’s the one trauma you can avert –

        • If you want to meet people who take themselves too seriously,
          By all means, see psychiatrists –

          If you want to meet people who believe they’re the only ones who have the answers,
          By all means, see psychiatrists –

          If you want to meet people who believe they’re NEVER WRONG,
          By all means, see psychiatrists –

          • If you want to meet people who think they’re ALWAYS right and have ALL THE ANSWERS,
            By all means, see psychiatrists –

            If you’re into lopsided sided relationships where the other person has, to YOUR detriment, more power than you – AND GETS PAID FOR IT,
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

            If you want to PAY someone who thinks THEY know you better than YOU know YOU (and use it against you),
            By all means, see a psychiatrist –

        • If you want to be around people who NEVER doubt themselves,
          By all means, see psychiatrists –

          If you want to be around people who think they have ALL THE ANSWERS,
          By all means, consult psychiatrists –

        • STRIKE UP THE BAND –
          It’s time for (drumroll) DIAGNOSTIC BINGO!!!

          There was a “Doc” who was a Crock and FAKE-O was the name, oh!
          F-A-K-E-O!
          F-A-K-E-O!!
          F-A-K-E-O!!!
          And LIAR is the name – NO!!!

        • NO STRINGS ATTACHED
          Ode to Psych Drugs sing-a-long
          (Please refer to the song “I Got No Strings)

          I got no drugs to hold me down –
          To make me laugh or make me frown –
          I had drugs but now I’m free –
          I got no drugs in me!

          Hi-ho! the me-ri-o!
          It’s the only way for me
          I want the world to know
          It’s the only place to be –

          I got no “Docs”, oh yes I’m done –
          I’m not attached to anyone –
          “Docs” are drags, as you may know – i
          It’s really time for them to go!

        • WHO ARE YOU???

          Well I don’t know what the heck to make of all this – I don’t even know who the hell you are anymore! I thought you HATED writin’! and now you’re goin’ at it like there’s no tomorrow!! And for Pete’s Sake, the next thing you know, you’re gonna be callin’ yourself a “writer”!!!

          Well, I, I don’t know about that –

          Well just what WOULD you call yourself???

          The mouse that roared

          • Congratulations!
            At long last you’ve finally selected your very own therapist who’s sure to make your life better –
            Good for you!
            You’ve searched long, far and wide –

            But before you trot off to see what is, undoubtedly, your infinitely label-happy (as well as infuriatingly pedantic) diagnostic guru, take a moment to ponder a few thoughts that should aid you in dispelling any nascent infatuation you may have with what is, more likely, just another one of your local, and fairly pedestrian, (but no less dangerous) village idiot –

            But cold water is what you really need to cool off any hotheaded notions you may be harboring about experiencing any potential “therapeutically healing” bliss –

            So go find your bank statement, and see how it looks BEFORE you begin seeing your brand new therapist –
            Then close your eyes and imagine how it how it’ll look AFTER you start seeing your brand new therapist –
            Now which image image pleases you more?
            The BEFORE?
            Or the AFTER?

            If it’s the AFTER, you’ve earned the title of village idiot – You’re on equal footing with the nitwit you’ve hired –
            It’ll surely further your journey towards that of becoming a certified imbecile –
            You may even surpass the diagnostic wunderkind of idiocy you’ve hired –
            So you should get on swimmingly together –
            Everyone should be so lucky!

            • What do “psychiatrists/therapists” frequently engage in?
              DIAGNOSTIC PROMISCUITY –

              Which makes them DIAGNOSTICALLY PROMISCUOUS –

            • IF THE SHOE FITS –

              It’s bad enough when therapists first, foremost and evermore try to find a label that “fits” you –

              What’s worse is some are so far off track they try to make YOU fit the label!

              What’s the solution?
              GOING BAREFOOT –

          • What does”Psychiatry” – and the entire “mental health industrial complex” – fail to grasp in any meaningful way?

            The mystery, inscrutability and tenderness of the human heart –

              • CLOSE UP SHOTS –

                People who look at others through diagnostic lenses need to get a better outlook on life –

                And as for why people would want to “diagnose” others in the first place is anyone’s guess –

                So here’s one –

                “Diagnosing” is their way of overcompensating for the difficult times in their early lives. It gives them a feeling of mastery. But these feelings – while good – have a way of blinding them to the bigger picture –

                • LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION –

                  “All right, Dr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up,” –

                  People who look at the world through “diagnostic” lenses need to get a better outlook on life –

                  And as to why some people would want to “diagnose” in the first place is anyone’s guess –
                  So here’s one –

                  “Diagnosing” is their way of overcompensating for difficult feelings felt in their early years. “Diagnosing” gives them a feeling of mastery. And while it feels good, it has a way of blinding them to the bigger picture –

          • STEP RIGHT UP –

            What’s all this noise about the amygdala, the prefrontal cortex and the limbic system?

            It’s noise –
            Neuroscientific Noise –

            It’s become psychiatry’s cerebral legoland –
            Their latest thrill ride –
            Their brand new, bright, shiny object –
            Their chicest and most popular parlor game to bemuse guests at their next dinner party –
            Their newest and niftiest paint by numbers approach to emotional distress –

            • STEP RIGHT UP –

              What’s all this noise about the amygdala, the prefrontal cortex and the limbic system?

              It’s noise –
              Neuroscientific Noise –

              It’s become Psychiatry’s cerebral legoland –
              Their latest thrill ride –
              Their brand new, bright, shiny object –
              Their chicest and most popular parlor game to bemuse guests at their next dinner party –

              Their newest and niftiest paint by numbers approach to healing emotional distress –

              • What are “Psychiatry” and “Psychology” –

                Two slightly different “fields” that highly insecure, despicably amoral people grab onto in order to understand, figure out, or “process” the human experience –

                A tragically misguided and bungled approach to explaining why people are the way they are –

                A way for secretly obnoxious people to lord it over others and make a living at it –

                • WHAT ARE “PSYCHIATRY” AND “PSYCHOLOGY”?

                  Two slightly different “fields” that highly insecure, profoundly disconnected, and despicably amoral people grab onto in order to understand, figure out, or “process” the human experience –

                  A tragically misguided and bungled approach to explaining why people are the way they are –

                  An ideal way for the secretly obnoxious to lord it over others and make a living (or is it a killing?) at the same time –

                  And, depending on the reaction you get, you’ll know what kind of person (or “therapist”) you’re dealing with –

                  And what was that?
                  Do I hear rage???

                • What are psychiatry and psychology?

                  Two screwed up attempts to make sense of the human experience –

                • LOCK-STEPPED –

                  What are two games therapists never outgrew and force their clients to play?

                  Simon Says and Follow the Leader –

                • NO STRINGS ATTACHED (ode to psych drugs sing-a-long) –

                  I got no drugs to slow me down –
                  To make me laugh, or make me frown –
                  I had drugs, but now I’m free –
                  There are no drugs in me!

                  Hi-ho the me-ri-o, it’s the only way to go –
                  I want the world to know it’s the only way to be –

                  I got no pills, oh yes, I’m done –
                  I’m not tied up to anyone –
                  Docs have strings, as your well know –
                  It’s really time for them to go!!!

                • NO STRINGS ATTACHED
                  Ode to psych drugs sing-a-long
                  (Please refer to the song “I Got No Strings”

                  I got no drugs to hold me down –
                  To make me laugh or make me frown –
                  I had drugs, but now I’m free –
                  There are no drugs in me!

                  Hi-ho! the me-ri-o!
                  I’m the only way for me –
                  I want the world to know it’s the only place to be!

                  I got no “Doc”, oh yes I’m done –
                  And now I’m having lots more fun –
                  “Docs” are drags, as they may know –
                  It’s really time for them to go!

          • FIE, FIE, AMERICAN PIE –
            Well meaning is misleading –

            “Therapists” who use words like “sacred” or “beautiful” to describe their approach to “therapy” are doing their clients a great disservice because they’re misrepresenting the true nature of the “therapeutic relationship”.
            It’s words like these that give clients the mistaken impression that they’re in a completely safe place, which isn’t the truth.
            This could mean dire consequences for people who lack the knowledge or experience to know exactly what they’re dealing with and what they’re up against, no matter what a “therapist’s” personal beliefs may be, as these don’t change the facts regarding the law.
            It’s a disgrace for people who are only looking for a safe place to have the odds stacked against them –

            People are better off knowing the law than some half baked, batty therapist” –

            • FOREWARNED IS FOREARMED –

              People need to know the law –
              NOT some batty, half baked “therapist” who’s out to lunch –

              “Forewarned is Forearmed” meaning –
              prior knowledge of possible dangers or problems gives one a tactical advantage –

              • IT’S LUNCHTIME –

                So how about some food for thought?

                You need to know the law –
                Not some goofball “therapist” –
                Who’s eating YOUR lunch –
                On YOUR dime –

                Still hungry now?
                I didn’t think so –

                • IT’S LUNCHTIME –

                  You NEED to know the law –
                  NOT some sophomoric “therapist” –
                  Who’s eating your lunch –
                  MAKE THAT YOUR LIFE –
                  ON YOUR DIME –

                  Still hungry?
                  GOOD –

                • IT’S LUNCHTIME –
                  So chew on this –

                  You need to know the law –
                  Not some scarily quixotic “therapist” –
                  Who’s more than happy to feast on YOUR lunch (or is it life?)
                  ON YOUR DIME –

                  So quickly excuse yourself –
                  And quickly make your exit –

                  Leaving THEM the bill –

                • MORE ON SMART –

                  And as for any “incredible” knowledge or “healing” skill you think only “therapists” have –
                  Know you can do it yourself –
                  HELLO INTERNET –

                  And if some egotistical, know-it-all “therapist” has the audacity to say you don’t have enough knowledge, intelligence, insight, skill or emotional health to do it yourself, just tell them YOU think you have enough, thank you very much, and that it’s time for THEM to look in the mirror –

                  HA HA HA –

                • IT’S LUNCHTIME –
                  So chew on this –

                  Knowing the law is better than knowing some scarily quixotic “therapist” who’s only too happy to feast on your lunch (make that your life) –
                  ON YOUR DIME –

                  So quickly make an excuse –
                  And quickly make your exit –

                  Leaving them the bill –

                • IT’S LUNCHTIME –

                  Are you ready to have your life and brains picked apart –
                  Chewed up and spit out by some fuckheaded, diddly-doo therapist”??

                  You need to know something called THE LAW –
                  So you can protect yourself –
                  Because that asshole you call a “therapist” sure as hell isn’t gonna do it –
                  They’re eating your lunch –
                  ON YOUR DIME –

                  Still hungry?
                  Okay –

                • Define quixotic –
                  exceedingly idealistic and impractical

                  Define sophomoric –
                  conceited and overconfident of knowledge but poorly informed and immature

                  Define goofball –
                  naive, silly or stupid

                  Define egotistical –
                  to have an inflated view of your self

                  Define know it all –
                  a person who behaves as if they know everything

                  Define diddly doo –
                  something of little substance or significance, concerned with trivialities

                  Sound like any “therapist” you’ve ever known?

                • KNOW THE DIFFERENCE –

                  Why should psychiatry be demolished?

                  Because life and living are creative endeavors, not scientific formulas –

                • DON’T PLAY THE ODDS –

                  Looking for a “good therapist” is like searching for a needle in a haystack –

                  But you’re not searching –
                  You’re gambling –
                  WITH YOUR LIFE –

                  You’re playing a game of psychiatric roulette –
                  And the odds are against you –

                • EGO STRENGTHS???

                  Why are psychiatrists and therapists so stuck on “diagnoses”?
                  Because without them their world would fall apart –
                  They can’t go for one week without thinking up another one!
                  Hummm…..sounds like addiction….

              • TUNNEL VISION –

                Psychiatry thinks it has ALL the answers to EVERYONE’S problems –

                But they fail to see that THEIR answers BECOME the problem (“diagnoses”, “drugs”) –

                They fail to see where the answers truly lie –
                Which is within the original problem –

                • TUNNEL VISION –

                  Psychiatry thinks it has ALL the answers to EVERYONE’S problems –
                  But they fail to see that THEIR ANSWERS are the problem:

                  “DIAGNOSES”
                  “DRUGS”
                  “THERAPY”

                  They fail to see that the real answers lie
                  WITHIN THE ORIGINAL PROBLEM –

                • EGO STRENGTHS???

                  Why are psychiatrists and therapists so hung up on “diagnoses”?
                  Because without them their world would fall apart –
                  They can’t last a week without thinking up another one –
                  Hmmm….sounds like addiction….

            • FIE, FIE, AMERICAN PIE –

              Therapists who use words like sacred and beautiful to describe their approach to therapy are doing their clients a great disservice as they are misrepresenting the true nature of the therapeutic relationship.
              Words like these give clients the impression that they are in a completely safe place which is not the case.
              Such misinformation can be disastrous for clients who lack the knowledge or experience to know what they could be facing, no matter a therapist’s personal beliefs, as these have no bearing on the law.
              This is a disgrace for people who believe they are in a safe place.

              People need to know the law in order to protect themselves from unjust laws and incompetent therapists.

              • FIE, FIE, AMERICAN PIE –

                Therapists who use words like sacred and beautiful to describe their approach to therapy are doing their clients a great disservice as they are misrepresenting the true nature of the therapeutic relationship.
                Words like these give clients the impression they are in a completely safe place which is not the case.

                This spells disaster for clients who lack the knowledge or experience to know what they are facing, no matter a therapist’s personal beliefs, as these have no bearing on the law which is a disgrace for clients who believe they are in a safe place.
                Clients need to know the law in order to protect themselves from unjust laws and incompetent therapists.

              • TAKE CARE –

                If you care about your health,
                If you’re care about your children’s health,
                If you care about your children’s children’s health,
                If you care about anyone’s children’s health anywhere,
                Let this be your rallying cry –

                SPN – STOP PSYCHIATRY NOW!!!

      • THERE’S A PRICE TO PAY FOR PLAYING THE FOOL
        WHEN YOU BECOME PSYCHIATRY’S TOOL –

        But here’s the good news –
        Asking yourself a few simple questions can keep you out of the idiot therapist’s Lion’s Den –

        First of all, it’s good to recall that today’s “therapists” (of any variety) are the modern day version of the village idiot –
        Your village idiot got smart enough to get through school, but that’s the extent of it –
        Just scratch the surface and you’ll find a robot –
        And there’s a lot of them out there, that’s for sure –
        Because putting money on the end of a stick can lead just about anyone just about anywhere –

        Next, picture your bank statement BEFORE a “session” with your village idiot/therapist –
        Then, picture your village idiot/therapist’s bank statement AFTER a “session” –
        NOW how do you feel?
        Whose statement puts a smile on YOUR face?
        And THERE’S your answer –
        And if you vote for the village idiot, YOU’RE the village idiot –
        And if so, congratulations –
        It’s what makes the world go ‘round, right?
        Right…

        And if you STILL think you need a “diagnosis”, ask yourself ANOTHER question –
        Why in the world do you think you need some idiot therapist’s screwed up idea of a “diagnosis” to make yourself feel better???

        Then THIS question –
        Why in the world are you willing to pay THAT much (or ANY amount of money) for an electronic tattoo (psych label) which can follow/shadow/stalk you digitally throughout your life and beyond the grave?

        The question “What’s wrong with me?” needs to be replaced with “Why do I feel this way?” followed by “How can I help myself, by myself, feel better?”

        But no one should ever ask ANY therapist of ANY kind ANY of these questions –
        You know damn well what their answer would be –

        Asking a “therapist” any of these questions is first kiss of psychic death, with the second being a prescription for psychiatric “drugs” –

        And why the hell isn’t your own name good enough for you, or anyone else for that matter?
        Because psychiatry has you and the rest of the world believing anyone and everyone can use the garbage they’ve got –
        Which is a mouthful of bizarre sounding labels and a fistful of dangerous “drugs” –
        Their grand prize being one son of a bitch bill –
        With these, you’re well on your way to the dark and confusing world of Psychiatric Oblivion –
        They’ve got the world by the balls, so to speak, with their nasty, petty, fucked up labels –
        They grab your balls with one hand –
        And your wallet with the other –
        Without an ounce of concern they ruin your life before you’ve blinked twice –
        By tossing your reputation in the trash heap with nary a second thought –
        For them it’s just another day at the office –
        Tragic but true –

        Psych labels can, in some ways, serve a categorical function, but psychiatrists and their absurdly loyal brethren take it and run with it to a very bad place, creating more problems than they solve –

        And since your village idiot/therapist is, most likely, a discouraging mix of mediocrity, insecurity and power lust, it means the uninformed person has A LOT to lose –

        Because ANY “therapist” ANYWHERE can singlehandedly slap ANY label on ANYONE at ANY time they choose –
        And “choose” is the operative word –
        And no one’s putting the brakes on them –
        Some come at you like a Mack truck –
        While others seem like a ghost –

        But no matter what good you think a “therapist” can do for you, you can do it yourself and do it BETTER –
        Just think of all the good and necessary things you can do for yourself and others without the time suck/mind fuck of wasting your days with some stupid, self-important, brain dead village idiot/therapist –

        But just don’t go asking some village idiot/therapist about self therapy –
        That’s one thing you should NEVER do –
        ‘Cause you know damn well what their answer will be –
        All they’ll do is give you another diddly-squat label –
        And diddly-squat labels are the village idiot’s/therapist’s calling card –
        And there you’ll be –
        With that and a hefty fee –

        These seemingly small acts of asking yourself pertinent and practical questions can be the first step towards something called SELF CARE –
        Which begins with SELF AWARENESS –
        Which leads to SELF QUESTIONING –
        Which leads to SELF RELIANCE –
        Which leads to SELF RESPECT –
        Which are the building blocks of SELF THERAPY –

        • What does the mental health industrial complex work ceaselessly to create?

          An avalanche of utterly useless, wholly unnecessary, and exquisitely painful CONFUSION –

        • Self Therapy?
          Should You?
          Or Should You Not?

          Yes, indeed, you certainly should –
          As self therapy could be just what you need –
          But you have to be careful and keep it to yourself – Because it’s outside of norm, which leaves it wide open to misinterpretation –
          Especially from those who, unconsciously (or not), come from a place of ill will, and many of these, not surprisingly, work in the “mental health” field –
          Which (nine times out of ten) usually means they’re staunch defenders of the status quo –
          Which isn’t hard to figure out –
          Because it does put a roof over their heads and food on table, yet underneath everything, it enables their denial to go unchallenged –
          But most of the time there’s no problem –
          At the very least there might be some awkward and downright irksome moments –
          But usually there’s no need to fend off someone’s inappropriate curiosity or even someone’s aggressive invasion –
          As self therapy shows you how to set boundaries without even trying –
          Because after all, self therapy is, in its essence, about knowing yourself and setting boundaries –
          Calmly, but firmly –
          So keep to yourself so as not to encourage those with nasty (or just well meaning) natures, who think your business is their business –

          And best of all, the fruits of self therapy are boundless….

          • Boundaries?
            Why is dyadic psychotherapy said to be THE place to learn about boundaries?
            It makes no sense –
            Because in “therapy” a client’s boundaries aren’t respected; they’re pressured to let go their boundaries while “therapists” jealously guard their own –
            It makes no sense –

            • THERAPY –
              One more shit word I’m thoroughly sick of –
              Never did like it –

              Therapy, Therapy, Therapy, Therapy, Therapy, Therapy, Therapy, Therapy Therapy….FUCK!!!!!!!!
              THROW IT ALL IN THE GARBAGE!!!!!!

              All it amounts to is learning to be for yourself the parent you didn’t have –

              So why the fuck do most “therapists” neglect telling this to their clients??

              Because if they did, most people would find a way to do it themselves –

              Which explains why most “therapists” tend to go into an absolute tizzy whenever clients bring up the subject –

              I guess it pushes their panic button when see “their” money running out the door…..

              • What is Psychotherapy?

                A prime example of repetition compulsion –

                Whose repetition compulsion?

                The therapist’s –

                THE most moronic and expensive form of repetition compulsion out there –

                Whose repetition compulsion is it – the therapist’s or the clients?
                Both – but mostly it’s the therapist’s –

                • “Therapists” around the world speak the coded language of DWF – Diagnostic Wish Fulfillment –

                  And there’s only one correct interpretation –
                  THEIR wish to DOMINATE others –

                  What’s a good answer to their Diagnostic Chatter?

                  Tell them it’s time to go bird watching –
                  And flip them the bird –

                • SIGN LANGUAGE –

                  “Therapists” around the globe speak the coded
                  language known as DWF – Diagnostic Wish Fulfillment –

                  But there’s only one correct interpretation –
                  THEIR wish to DOMINATE others –

                  So how should you answer their diagnostic chatter?

                  Tell them it’s time to go bird watching –
                  And flip them the bird –

                • SIGN LANGUAGE –

                  “Therapists” around the globe speak the universal language known as DWF –
                  Diagnostic Wish Fulfillment –

                  But there’s only one correct interpretation –
                  THEIR wish to DIAGNOSE others –

                  So how should you answer their diagnostic chatter?

                  Tell them it’s time to go bird watching –
                  And flip them the bird –

                • HOCUS POCUS –

                  “Therapists” don’t “heal” –
                  They HYPNOTIZE –

                  They’re use their hypnotic and wounding remoteness to generate something they cruelly refer to as “transference” – their unending source of power and delight –

                  But it’s psychological seduction that enhances their already bloated ego –
                  And nurtures their carefully groomed grandiosity –

                • HOCUS POCUS –

                  “Therapists” don’t “heal” –
                  They HYPNOTIZE –

                  By using their hypnotic and wounding remoteness to generate something they so efficiently and cruelly refer to as “transference” –
                  An entirely unnecessary form of psychological torture –
                  Which provides them an unending source of POWER and delight –

                  But it’s a carefully crafted and entirely scripted psychological seduction –
                  That enhances their already bloated egos –
                  And nurtures their carefully groomed grandiosity –

                • HOCUS POCUS –

                  “Therapists” don’t “heal” –
                  They HYPNOTIZE –

                  “Therapists” don’t “treat” –
                  They re-TRAUMATIZE –

                  How so?
                  Through “transference” –

                  Transference is, btw, something that happens in all relationships of any significant duration –
                  But thankfully, this doesn’t usually mean more trauma –

                  But in that awful, manipulative, hypnotic, and throughly useless contortion of a “relationship” called “therapy”, “transference” becomes something particularly cruel for “clients” –
                  As it re-TRAUMATIZES –

                  And “transference” acts as a “therapist’s” source of POWER –
                  A source of manipulation –
                  A source of sadistic delight –
                  Which they feast on –
                  And they rarely tell you it’s happening –
                  As they prefer to keep you in the dark –
                  To keep you weak and wanting more –
                  As it suits their purpose of gaining and maintaining their two most prized possessions:
                  POWER AND MONEY –

                  But “transference” is TRAUMATIC –
                  As it RE-TRAUMATIZES –
                  Which is harmful –
                  As well as cruel –
                  AND ENTIRELY UNNECESSARY –

                  But it’s a “therapist’s” FAVORITE thing –
                  A carefully crafted, completely scripted form of “therapeutic” HYPNOSIS –
                  A sophisticated and perfectly tailored form of psychologically manipulative torture –

                  But here’s what’s really going on –
                  Your “therapist” is re-traumatizing you –
                  Which THEY think is great –
                  But it’s not –
                  But it’s not –
                  But IS evidence of their tried and true load of FUNCTIONAL BULLSHIT –

                  But “therapists” delight in YOUR “transference” –
                  As it enhances their already bloated egos –
                  And nurtures their carefully groomed grandiosity –

                • THE RIGHT STUFF –

                  People don’t “need therapy” –
                  And they sure as hell don’t “need a therapist” –
                  People need information –
                  The RIGHT information –
                  So they can make what’s called AN INFORMED DECISION –
                  But people aren’t gonna find the right information in “therapy” –

                  Because “therapists” (which ALWAYS includes “psychiatrists”), are “trained” to give themselves “authority” so they can keep “clients” in the dark (think of the bullshit they call “share decision”) –

                  Because “therapists” are “trained” to foster dependency in their “clients” (think co-dependent relationship) –

                  Because “therapists” are “trained” to believe – and “trained” to make their “clients” believe – that “therapists” are indispensable to the healing process – (think “diagnoses”, “drugs” and that bullshit they call “dyadic psychotherapy”) –

                  BUT NONE OF THIS IS TRUE –

                  People have a right and need to know about the healing process –
                  And what is the healing process?
                  It’s knowing, grieving, and thereby healing childhood traumas (or other traumas) –
                  And this is something people can do ON THEIR OWN –
                  In their OWN way –
                  In their OWN time –
                  Without spending one red cent on some random “therapist”, be it “psychiatrist”, “psychologist”, “social worker”, or any other damn fool with a “degree” and a fee who’s hitchin’ a ride IN YOUR CAR AT YOUR EXPENSE and is either a backseat driver with the wrong directions or grabbin’ the fuckin’ wheel and steering you into the ground –
                  And “therapists” are the ones who walk away from the wreckage –
                  NOT YOU –

                  So it’s your decision –
                  Does that sound right to you?

                • What’s “psychotherapy”?

                  A patently FALSE “relationship” –
                  A societally sanctioned GRIFT –
                  A cleverly disguised form of emotional/psychological/financial ABUSE –

                • KNOW THE DIFFERENCE –

                  Why should psychiatry be demolished?

                  Because life and living are creative endeavors, not scientific formulas –

              • WONDER OF WONDERS –

                You gotta wonder about “therapists” who call “therapy” an “art” –
                As art’s a slippery slope –
                And like beauty, it’s in the eye of the beholder –

                So go ahead –
                Define “art”:
                1. the expression or application of human creative skill and imagination,
                typically in a visual form such as painting or sculpture, producing works to be appreciated primarily for their beauty and emotive power.
                2. the various branches of creative activity, such as painting, music, literature and dance –
                Okay. Fine.

                But where’s the
                KINDNESS
                COMPASSION
                SINCERITY
                Guess these aren’t good enough for some giddy, Gaga eyed “therapist” who LOVES riding the Horse of Pretension on their clients’ dime –

                But some say that good art “…needs to connect. It needs to have some level of truth to it that resonates with the viewer and leaves them something that stays with them after viewing the piece. A good piece asks questions and teaches you something you didn’t know or shows you something you didn’t know you knew” –
                Okay, fair enough –

                But doesn’t that sound like something a good parent, a good friend, a total stranger – or maybe even yourself – can give you?
                FOR FREE —

                One has to think a “therapist’s” greed is bad enough, but adding the word “art” to the mix elevates things to a whole new level of narcissism and nausea –

                So it sounds like your “therapist” may have a bit of a problem –
                Might it be something called “vanity”?

                YOU BETCHA –

                • OH LORD, KUMBAYA?

                  Psychotherapy’s not some cozy kumbaya –
                  It’s a silent and crafty coup d’etat – (therapy) –
                  Followed by a silent and deadly coup de grace (psych meds) –

                  So be careful of over enthusiastic “therapists”, just dying of sink their “psychotherapeutic” fangs into your traumatized psychic flesh (all for a tidy sum, of course) –
                  You can almost see the dollar signs spinning in their eyes –

                  And if you doubt that, just ask them to do it for free –
                  And just wait for the reaction you get –
                  That’ll be worth the price of admission –

                  But you’ve seen this movie before –
                  But THIS time, YOU can change the ending –

                  Which begs the question –
                  How has the human race lasted this long?
                  Which isn’t to say it’s in a good place now –

                  But healing childhood trauma’s become trendy –
                  And you know what THAT means – That “therapy’s” no “kumbaya”

                  So listen closely, can you hear it?
                  (cha-ching!)

                • TIME FOR A CHAT –

                  From your mother –
                  Tsk, tsk, tsk!
                  Where did you EVER learn such language?

                  Sorry, mom, but haven’t you heard of “being authentic”? It’s the latest craze –
                  (more confused sputtering) –

                  From your “therapist” –
                  You’re being hostile –
                  You’ve a problem with authority –
                  You’ve Oppositional Defiant Disorder!

                  GOOD –
                  I SURE hope so –
                  I’m more than happy to be the queen of ODD – So listen closely, Dr. Fuckhead –
                  ME NO LONGER INTO EXPENSIVE MIND FUCK!!!
                  And diddly dee, diddly doo –
                  I hereby leave you with a resounding FUCK YOU!!!

                • BAD ACTORS –

                  Therapists are dull people who love drama, and live to be the at helm of other people’s drama –

                  In the theater of their minds, they’re forever creating one dimensional characters of either good or bad, right or wrong, sick or well –

                  They don’t see that real life holds many more options –

                • OH LORD, KUMBAYA?

                  Psychotherapy’s not some cozy kumbaya –
                  It’s a silent and crafty coup d’etat (“talk therapy”) –
                  Followed by a silent and deadly coup de grace (psych “drugs”) –

                  So be careful of TRAUMA HAPPY “THERAPISTS” just dying to sink their “psychotherapeutic” fangs into your traumatized psychic flesh (all for a tidy sum, of course) –
                  You can almost see the dollar signs spinning in their eyes –
                  And if you doubt that just ask them to do it for free –
                  And just wait for the reaction you get –
                  That’ll be worth the price of admission –
                  But you’ve seen this movie before –
                  But THIS time YOU can change the ending –
                  Which begs the question –
                  How has the human race lasted this long without that twiddly-ass rabbit-shit called “psychotherapy”?
                  Or worse yet, “psychiatry”, that devil’s playground with its ever-growing roster of dipstick “diagnoses” and ever-expanding assortment of poisonous horse-shit “drugs”???
                  But all you need to do is decide to save your money, or else you can look forward to paying off your “therapist’s” vacation home mortgage for the twenty-plus years –

              • What kind of people become “therapists”?

                High functioning LOSERS with unmanageably BIG EGOS –
                And a talent for BULLSHITTING –

                AND NOT MUCH ELSE –

                • But I’m so confused!

                  And you’ll stay that way –
                  Until you lose Dr. FUCKEDY FUCK –

                • But I’m so confused!

                  And you’ll stay that way –
                  Until you lose Dr. FUCKEDY FUCK –

                • Hey, I just got this crazy “diagnosis” from some bonehead psychiatrist –

                  Oh yeah? What’d the twerp say?

                  O.D.D. –
                  Ever heard of it?

                  Yeah – it’s a line they use whenever you rub ‘em the wrong way –
                  It scares ‘em shitless whenever you show you’ve got more sense than they do –

                • What are “psychiatrists/therapists”?

                  Psycho-leeches out to make a buck from YOUR BAD LUCK –

              • What are “psychiatrists”?
                In a word, PEEVISH –

                As well as –
                PROFESSIONAL GAS-LIGHTERS –
                MEDICALIZED MORONS –
                LABEL HAPPY CHICKEN-SHITS –

                Define peevish –
                easily irritated, especially by unimportant things –

                • WAR GAMES –

                  “Psychiatrists/therapists” have declared war on the human psyche –
                  Feelings are the enemy, something to be vanquished, stamped out to make room for THEIR narrow definition of health and well being, THEIR standardized notions of pharmaceutically produced happiness and productivity –

                • FACE UP AND PHASE OUT –

                  What’s the one thing most “therapists” can’t bring themselves to admit?

                  That the world would get just along fine and even better without the DSM.

                  It’s something they refuse to believe because it would mean the end of their endless world-wide word-hustle, as DSM essentially functions in preserving their two most prized possessions: their egos and wallets –

              • LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT –

                What is “psychotherapy”?

                A self perpetuating and financially rewarding loop of “repetition compulsion”, which serves to make it the most moronic and expensive form of “repetition compulsion” out there –

                Whose “repetition compulsion” is it, the “clients” or the “therapist’s”?

                Clearly it’s the “therapist’s”, as “therapy” provides them not only a way to financially profit (at unreasonable levels), but a place to privately and unconsciously act out their own “repetition compulsion” on unsuspecting “clients” who’ve (surprise, surprise) been led to believe their “therapist’s” motives are nothing but throughly altruistic –

          • WHEN DOES LIFE BEGIN?

            When you STOP listening to asshole (all-inclusive) “therapists” –

            But – but – MY therapist isn’t an “asshole” –

            Well, okay –
            But think of this –
            When’s the last time “your therapist” told you about self therapy?
            That self therapy’s something you can do yourself –
            FOR FREE!
            Did they EVER tell you THAT???
            Didn’t think so –

            But maybe they just don’t know about it –

            “JUST” don’t know?? “JUST”???
            That’s one “just” that tells THE WHOLE DAMN STORY –
            And “just” what kinda “therapist” you’ve got –
            WHICH IS ASSHOLE SUPREME –
            And that’s one “just” that ain’t so cheap –
            Asshole’s never are –
            They ALWAYS cost you something, one way or another –

            Self therapy’s one thing your asshole “therapist” oughta know about –
            And tell you about –
            BUT DOESN’T –
            No surprise there –

            Self therapy OUGHTA be something they know about –
            Self therapy OUGHTA be something they’ve done –
            But if they knew about it, and have done enough of it, they wouldn’t be “therapists” in their first place –
            Because people who’ve done their own work aren’t so bold as to think they know any more than anybody else –
            MUCH LESS CHARGE FOR IT!!!

            And if they DO happen to mention self therapy, be prepared for them lapse into yet another round of gobbledygook “thera-speak” –
            You know, all those good ol’ CYA lines of “there’s no statistical proof to support it” –
            TRANSLATION – there’s no way for them to be paid for it –

            So, in the interests of good health,
            DON’T let your insecurities get the best of you –
            DON’T let yourself get sucked into their stupid, egotistical, sick-centered universe (all for a pretty penny, of course) –
            A tall order, indeed, as these jokers are “trained” to play on your vulnerabilities –
            TO MAKE you think you want them,
            TO MAKE you think you need them,
            That you’re in a SAFE place –
            But you’re NOT in a safe place –
            YOUR WITH A PSYCHIC PREDATOR –

            But what if I WANT a “therapist” –
            That’s YOUR chance to take –
            And YOUR mistake to make –

            And if “your therapist” doesn’t know about self therapy – or worse yet – KNOWS BUT DOESN’T TELL YOU ABOUT IT –
            This means your “therapist” is more than “just” uninformed –
            It means they’re incompetent –
            It means their unethical –
            And committing a currently unrecognized form of “therapeutic” abuse –

        • STRIKE UP THE BAND –
          It’s time for (drumroll) DIAGNOSTIC BINGO!!!

          There was a Doc who was a Crock and FAKE-O was the name, oh!
          F-A-K-E-O!
          F-A-K-E-O!!
          F-A-K-E-O!!!
          And LIAR is the name – NO!!!

          • MIND GAMES OR MIND FRAMES???

            People don’t have mental “illness” –
            They have mental STATES –

            People don’t have personality “disorders”-
            They have personality PATTERNS –

          • WHAT A SURPRISE –

            Some people build careers out of stating the obvious –

            Which goes to show at a certain point education makes you stupid, and technological advances just give you more toys to play with.

            The “science of trauma” is a perfect example –

            The fact that trauma affects you physically (including areas of the brain) should come as no surprise – or haven’t you heard stories about
            people who, after hearing bad news, lose their hair, or drop dead of a heart attack, or literally die of a broken heart?
            Amazing, isn’t it….

            But no one needs some idiot’s ooh la la “scientific proof” to state the already obvious, except for those trying to make a name for themselves in the “scientific” rat race, which explains why they’re not concerned about the usefulness of any such “proof” –

            And what’s my qualification?
            Oh, just a little something I picked up called COMMON SENSE –

            • NON-COMPETE CLAUSE –

              (Whispered) Psst…wanna scare the shit outta your “therapist”?
              Hell, yeah!! How???
              It’s easy – just become your OWN person – they won’t even know what hit ‘em –
              Okay!!!
              (Peals of laughter) –

        • EYES WIDE OPEN –

          Be careful when you see those “therapists” –
          ‘Cause at first, you’ll be dumbstruck –
          But won’t take long before you find you’ve been DUMB-FUCKED!!

        • CHECK THE FABRIC CONTENT –

          People don’t “train” to be “therapists” –
          They either are “therapists” or they’re not –
          As the word “therapist” indicates a type of person more than a “profession” –
          An unfortunate fact any way you look at it –

          The point being people who are “therapists”, or plan to be a therapist”, or would just like to be a “therapist” are cut from the same unforgiving, synthetically suffocating cloth which they use to blindfold not only themselves, but others –

          The jury remains out on former “therapists” –

          • CHECK THE FABRIC CONTENT –

            People don’t “train” to be “therapists” –
            They either are “therapists” or they’re not –
            As the word “therapist” indicates a type of person more than a “profession” –
            An unfortunate fact any way you look at it –

            The point being people who are “therapists”, or plan to be a “therapist”, or would just like to be a “therapist”, are cut from the same unforgiving, synthetically suffocating cloth, which they use to blindfold not only themselves, but others –

            The jury remains out on “former” “therapists” –

            • STILL WATERS RUN DEEP –

              How can you say all “therapists” are a “type of person” when they’re all so different?
              Different? That’s only on the surface – they’re pretty much the same underneath –
              So how are they pretty much the same underneath?
              Well first of all, they’ve all got a bad case of hubris –
              Hubris? Oh, you mean they’re full of themselves –
              Full and ready to burst –
              Okay, ready to burst…and what else?
              Well, they’ve precious little insight into why they want to be a “therapist” in the first place –
              Huh…little insight…but they seem to know why, you know, they always say they want to help people –
              Yep, that’s what they always say, but it’s just one of their standard, self-delusional lines –
              So it isn’t true?
              Of course not –
              Alright, then why do they really want to be a “therapist”?
              Their unconscious, unhealthy, and uncontrollable desire for power, along with an infantile need to be adored –
              Wow….I never guessed there’d be so much going on under the surface –

            • LIFE SENTENCED

              What do you mean, “former” “therapists”?
              Well, from what I’ve seen, even “former” “therapists” never stop thinking they know everything –
              Wow, what a drag –
              Yeah – but it really goes to show you ”once a therapist, always a “therapist” –
              Oh, god – truly a nightmare!
              Agreed –

      • TRUST ISSUES –

        People should trust their “trust issues” –
        Because it means their gut instincts are doing their job –
        So don’t be trusting some “therapist” more than your gut –
        Just follow your gut right out the door –
        And do it before you hear the word “sacred” –
        As that’s when things get really dicey –
        Because hearing the word “sacred” doesn’t make it so –

        • Learn some self respect and ditch the Emotional Prostitutes –
          Don’t settle for being some idiot “therapist’s” crying cocksucker –

          You were meant for better things –

          • But if you’re bound and determined to going the “psychotherapeutic” route, you can always write a book about your “experience” and use this for its title –
            “Confessions of a Crying CockSucker” –

            • EMJ – EMOTIONAL BLOW JOB –
              CCS – CRYING COCKSUCKER –

              What’s all this about “emotional blow jobs” and “crying cocksuckers”? Aren’t clients the ones on the receiving end of EMJ’s in “therapy”?

              Heck no – but that’s a common misconception –
              Patients don’t arrive at “therapy” with any lurid longings –
              They’re seeking help –

              But therapists can and often do use their POWER to psychologically seduce their vulnerable clients –
              Many (and probably most) “therapists” get off on clients’ emotional dependence –
              It turns them on –
              It’s why they became “therapists” –

                • YOU’RE EASY PREY –

                  What are “therapists” good at?

                  Not minding their own business (busybodies) –

                  Seeing what they want to see (projection/bullies) –

                  Not knowing how and when to leave well enough alone (meddlers) –

                  Looking for trouble where none exists (gossipmongers)

                  And then charging you an arm and a leg for it –

                • OUT – LIARS –

                  What are therapists out to prove?

                  That THEY’RE always right –
                  And YOU’RE always wrong –

                • EASY PREY

                  What are “therapists” good at?

                  Not minding their own business (busybodies) –

                  Seeing what they want to see (projections/bullying) –

                  Not knowing how and when to leave well enough alone (meddlers) –

                  Looking for trouble where none exists (gossip mongers) –

                  And charging you an arm and a leg for it (swindlers) –

                • EASY PREY –

                  What are therapists” good at?

                  Not minding their own business (busybodies) –

                  Seeing what they want to see (projecting, bullying) –

                  Not leaving well enough alone (meddlers) –

                  Looking for trouble where none exists (gossip mongers) –

                  Charging you an arm and a leg (swindlers) –

              • EBJ – EMOTIONAL BLOW JOB –
                CCS – CRYING COCK-SUCKER –

                What’s all this about “emotional blow jobs” and “crying cock-suckers”?
                Aren’t clients the ones on the receiving end of EBJ’s in “therapy”?

                Heck no – but that’s a common misconception –
                Clients don’t arrive at “therapy” with any lurid longings –
                They’re seeking help –

                But “therapists” can and often do use their POWER to psychologically seduce their vulnerable clients –
                Many (and probably most) “therapists” get off on clients emotional dependence –
                It turns them on –
                It’s why they became “therapists” –

              • Here’s a bit of nutshell advice –

                Don’t take your chances with “psychiatry” or “psychotherapy” –

                You’ve too much to lose that you can’t get back –

                • What are psychiatrists?

                  PGL – Professional GasLighters –
                  MBZ – Medicalized Bozos –
                  LHCS – Label Happy Chicken Shits –

            • Or how about “The Adventures of a Crying Cock-Sucker”-
              Or
              “The Life and Times of a Crying Cock-Sucker” –
              (FYI – use of the word “cock-sucker” is not intended to be gender specific) –

              • Oh! I’ve got it!
                How about calling your book “Memoirs of a Crying CockSucker”-

                Why, thank you!
                That’s a SPLENDID suggestion –
                It’s bound to absolutely RESONATE!!

                • Oh! I’ve got it!
                  How about calling your book “Memoirs of a Crying CockSucker”?

                  That’s a splendid suggestion!
                  It’s sure to POSITIVELY RESONATE!!

        • Need help quitting “therapy”?
          Try visualization –

          Just imagine that slob you call a “therapist” taking a fancy vacation –
          FUNDED BY YOURS TRULY –

          Worked for me –

            • STOP FUNDING EP’s
              EMOTIONAL PARASITES –

              I’ll never figure out why in the world people let “therapists”” FEED off THEIR pain –
              Oh, I forgot – it’s cultural “conditioning” –

              • Need help quitting “therapy”?
                Try visualization –

                Just imagine your creep of a “therapist” laughing all the way to the bank –

                And don’t think they don’t –
                Kinda scary, isn’t it?

                • FOOLS GOLD –

                  Never could figure it out –
                  Never, never, never –

                  Why in world people would tell their troubles to a total stranger they have to pay –

                  If someone’s being paid, what does that say about the sincerity of that person?

                  It says you’ve found a grifter –
                  A GILDED GRIFTER –

                • FOOL’S GOLD –

                  Never could figure it out –
                  Never, never, never –

                  Why in the world people tell their troubles to A TOTAL STRANGER THEY HAVE TO PAY –

                  When someone’s being paid, what does that say about the sincerity of THAT PERSON?

                  It says you’ve found a grifter –
                  A GILDED GRIFTER –

        • YOU DON’T SAY???

          Some people build careers out of stating the obvious –

          Which goes to show at a certain point, education makes you stupid, and technological advances just give you more toys to play with.

          The science of trauma is a perfect example –

          The fact that trauma affects you physically should come as no surprise, or haven’t you heard stories about people who, after hearing bad news, lose their hair, or drop dead of a heart attack, or literally die of a broken heart?
          Amazing, isn’t it….

          But no one needs some idiot’s ooh la la “scientific proof” to state the already obvious, except for those trying to make a name for themselves in the “professional” rat race, which explains why they’re not interested in the real usefulness of any such “proof” –

          So what’s my qualification?
          Oh, I don’t know, maybe it’s that little something I picked up somewhere along the way called, now what was it? oh yes, COMMON SENSE –

      • GET SMARTER –

        Get smarter?
        How do I get smarter?

        By learning to help yourself –
        By listening to yourself –

        By NOT naively expecting some “therapist” –
        SOMEONE YOU PAY –
        To look after YOU –
        That’s YOUR job –

        So take it seriously –

        By realizing that “therapists” are
        Emotional Prostitutes –
        Skilled in the “art” of Psychiatric Elocution –
        Professional Pickpockets –
        Dedicated to practicing CYA –

        By realizing that you’re their source of income –
        And if THAT isn’t a conflict of interest –
        I don’t know WHAT is –
        But it sure isn’t out of the goodness of their hearts –

        And if some idiot “therapist” feeds you lines like,”you’ve got trust issues”, or “you’re being cynical”, or “who hurt you?”,
        Tell them you LIKE being cynical –
        You TRUST your “trust issues” –
        And whoever “hurt” you is NONE of their DAMN business –

        And if they STILL won’t shut up,
        Tell THEM to pay for it –
        THAT’LL shut them up –
        FAST –
        And you’ll be well on your way to getting REAL SMART, REAL SOON –

        And though it may sound harsh,
        Sometimes ya gotta do what ya gotta do –
        Just to get some fuckin’ peace in your own fuckin’ head –

        • RUN THE RAT RACE –

          Some people build careers out of stating the obvious –

          Which goes to show at a certain point, education makes you stupid, and technological advances just give you more toys to play with.

          The “science of trauma” is a perfect example –

          The fact that trauma affects you physically (including the brain) should come as no surprise, or haven’t you heard stories about people, who after hearing bad news, lose their hair, or drop dead of a heart attack, or literally die of a broken heart?
          Amazing, isn’t it?

          But no one needs some idiot’s ooh la la “scientific proof” to state the already obvious, except for those trying to make a name for themselves in the “professional” rat race, which explains why they’re not interested in the real usefulness of such “proof”, and why they’ve apparently no use for something called COMMON SENSE –

          • CREATING MONSTERS –

            What’s “psychiatry”?

            It’s where medical doctors treat emotional problems –
            That’s odd –
            That’s why it’s called the “Frankenstein of medicine” –

        • WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE –

          People don’t have “mental illnesses” –
          They’re having psychological difficulties –

          People don’t have “personality disorders” –
          They have difficult personalities –

      • NANNY STATE –

        The idea that people need “therapy” whenever they’re upset is ridiculous and counterproductive –
        Sometimes they just need to be alone –

        People shouldn’t hand over their emotional lives to professional peeping Toms –

        Who are these people?
        What’s behind their need to be head honcho in someone else’s life?
        Why isn’t running their own life enough for them?
        What are THEY hiding from?

        People oughta take their cues from those who are happy enough running their OWN lives and NOT someone else’s –

        • What’s the NANNY STATE?

          It’s the state of learned helplessness where people are led to believe they can’t manage their own lives, a belief that serves the status quo –

      • Define deflection –

        an intense focus upon and antagonism toward the legitimacy of the actions, feelings, and beliefs of others (the clients) and an intense misdirection of attention away from the primary aggressors (the therapist) –

        Sounds like “therapy”, alright –
        Which makes it one more form of emotional, psychological and financial abuse –

          • NO STRINGS ATTACHED – (ode to psych drugs sing-a-long)

            I got no drugs to slow me down,
            To make me laugh,
            Or make me frown –
            I had drugs, but now I’m free,
            There are no drugs in me!

            Hi-ho, the me-ri-o!
            It’s the only way to go!!
            I want the world to know
            It’s the only way for me!!!

            I got no pills, oh yes, I’m done!
            I’m not tied up to anyone!!
            Docs have strings, as you all know,
            It’s really time for them to go!!!

            • NO STRINGS ATTACHED
              Ode to Psych Drugs sing-a-long
              (Please refer to the song “I Got No Strings”)

              I got no drugs to hold me down –
              To make me laugh or make me frown –
              I had drugs, but now I’m free –
              There are no drugs in me!

              Hi-ho! the me-ri-o!
              It’s the only way for me –
              I want the world to know it’s the only place to be!

              I got no “Doc”, oh yes I’m done –
              And now I’m having lots more fun –
              “Docs” are drags, you may know –
              It’s really time for them to go!

        • CREATING MONSTERS –

          What’s “psychiatry”?
          It’s where medical doctors treat emotional problems –
          That’s odd…
          That’s why it’s called the “Frankenstein of Medicine” –

        • What’s the DSM?
          The book of DIAGNOSTIC PROMISCUITY –

          What does that make “psychiatrists/therapists”?
          DIAGNOSTICALLY PROMISCUOUS

      • DIAGNOSTIC SCAVENGER HUNT –

        The next time you think you “need a therapist”, remember the following phrase –

        “Those who go looking for trouble always find it” –
        (Truer words were never spoken) –

        Just remember that phrase as you picture some half-cocked “psychiatrist/therapist” fumbling through their bulging DSM –

        • BOILING MADNESS –

          Psychiatric diagnoses aren’t biological –
          Because in the final analysis, what do they boil down to?
          SUBJECTIVE OPINION –
          Doubt that?

          Then trace back as you follow the logic from –
          Psych diagnosis >>>>
          Generic labels >>>
          Name calling >>
          Insults >
          And what’s left????

          SUBJECTIVE OPINION!!!!!

      • KING CLEAR –

        Doctor! Doctor! What’s your diagnosis???
        Well, it’s my professional opinion they’re suffering from the common condition known as, as –
        Major Depression? Bipolar? Personality Disorder?
        No, no, and no – it’s called BEING HUMAN –

        • THING IN COMMON –

          What do “Major Depression”, “Bipolar Disorder”, and “Personality Disorder “ each have in common???

          TRAUMA, TRAUMA, AND MORE TRAUMA –

        • THINGS IN COMMON –

          What do “Major Depressive Disorder”, “Bipolar Disorder” and “Personality Disorder” all have in common???

          TRAUMA, TRAUMA, AND MORE TRAUMA –

        • CHEERS AND SNEERS –

          What’s with you? Every time I turn around you’re posting on the internet! What in Sam Hill are you trying to do?

          Raise some hackles and get a few cackles –

          • SNEERS AND CHEERS –

            What’s with you? Every time I turn around, you’re posting on the internet! What in Sam Hill are trying to do?

            Raise some hackles and get a few cackles –

        • CAN’T DECIDE?

          Can’t figure out what to name your kids? Don’t bother – sooner or later some “therapist” will do it for you –

        • WHO KNEW???

          “Therapists” are surprisingly boring people who somehow despite appearances succeed at making lucrative “careers” living vicariously through the lives of others.

          One would never guess they possess such latently opportunistic natures, yet time after time such dullards learn to combine their compulsion for distraction with their inarguably voyeuristic tendencies in order to avoid living their own lives.
          Yet there they are, wandering aimlessly and carelessly through lives of unsuspecting “clients” who somehow fail to notice these “experts” do little more than nod their empty heads while charging them exorbitant fees for something they could very well do on their own for nothing.

          But as with most boring people, most boring “therapists” are creatures of their most boring educational environments, which to a certain extent explains why they’re such underwhelming examples the so-called “educated”. And for all their “educational” efforts, they’ve learned little and know how to do even less, except mouth the psychological platitudes of the day while raising their fees with each passing year –

          • WILL WONDERS NEVER CEASE?

            “Therapists” are surprisingly boring people who somehow, despite all appearances, succeed at making lucrative “careers” living vicariously through the lives of others.

            One would never guess they harbor such latently opportunistic natures, yet time after time such dullards manage to combine their compulsion for emotional distraction and professional distinction with their undeniably voyeuristic tendencies in order to avoid living their own lives.

            And off they go, bound and determined to spend their days meandering aimlessly and carelessly through the lives of unsuspecting “clients” who somehow fail to notice these “experts” do little more than nod their empty heads while charging them exorbitant fees for something they could do very well on their own for next to nothing.

            But like most boring people, most boring “therapists” remain enthusiastic believers in what essentially amounted a most boring “education”, that, to certain extent, explains why they’re such uninspiring examples of the so-called “educated”. Yet for all their “educational” efforts, they know little and how to do even less, except mouth the psychological platitudes of the day while raising their fees with each passing year –

          • CLARIFICATIONS –

            What is “emotional distraction”?
            Focusing on other people rather than yourself –

            What is “professional distinction”?
            Something obnoxious people think makes their opinions matter more than others (i.e. “therapists”) –

            What are “therapists”?
            Fools trained to think they know EVERYTHING and are ALWAYS RIGHT, and are therefore above reproach –

            • What are “therapists”?

              A distressingly common collection of fundamentally immature and privately insecure people who’ve never outgrown the excessive need for external validation, a need they unconsciously seek to gratify through their “clients”, a devoted coterie of remarkably uncritical and woefully dependent admirers –

              • CLARIFICATIONS:

                Define voyeuristic –
                Deriving or relating to enjoyment from seeing the pain or distress of others, (one of the defining characteristics of most “therapists”) –

                Define twiddly –
                Something curly or decorative, especially in an unnecessary way, i.e. trifling –
                (THE fundamental characteristic of “dyadic psychotherapy”) –

                • What are “therapists”?

                  People unable to meet their emotional needs through themselves and personal relationships based equality and reciprocity.

                  People whose rampant insecurities drive them to be constantly establishing a series of counterfeit, revolving-door “relationships” based on artificially created dynamics in which they can and unfortunately do claim to have “authority” –

                  People who thrive on exerting power to extract both money and admiration from an adoring audience of “clients” –

                • Define “trifling” –
                  Petty, insignificant, dishonest, shady, not worthy of trust, superficial –

            • WHAT IS IT?

              What is “dyadic psychotherapy”?

              The blueprint for unhealthy relationships –

              The prime example of infantilizing relationships based on an outmoded, top-down hierarchy –

              The tragic manifestation of a profoundly sick society –

              • What are “therapists”?

                People who rely on power and charm to extract money and admiration from “clients” who are none the wiser –

                • LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT –

                  What is “psychotherapy”?

                  A self perpetuating and financially rewarding loop of “repetition compulsion” that just happens to be the most moronic and expensive form of “repetition compulsion” out there –

                  Whose “repetition compulsion” is it? The “clients”, or the “therapist’s”?

                  Clearly it’s the “therapist’s” – as “therapy” provides them not only a way to profit financially (often to indisputably unreasonable degrees), but to privately and unconsciously
                  act out their own “repetition compulsions” on unsuspecting “clients”, who’ve (surprise, surprise), been led to believe their “therapist’s” motives are purely altruistic –

      • IN BAD FAITH –

        Psychiatry’s not science.
        Psychiatry’s not medicine.
        It’s a religion –

        Because it changes “diagnoses” like people change religions, and only “works” if you believe it –

      • MOTIVATIONAL PSYCHIATRY – A 21st Century Invention –

        THEIR OBJECTIVES:

        1. Gain your trust
        2. Tell you your problems are chronic
        3. Talk you into ingesting their “medications” FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE –

        THEIR MOTIVATIONS:
        Permanent employment – FOR THEM!!!

        • STRIKE UP THE BAND –
          It’s time for (drumroll) DIAGNOSTIC BINGO!!!

          There was a “Doc” who was a Crock and FAKE-O
          was the name, oh!
          F-A-K-E-O!
          F-A-K-E-O!!
          F-A-K-E-O!!!
          And LIAR is the name – OH!!!

          • NO STRINGS ATTACHED (ode to psych drugs sing-a-long) –

            I got no drugs to hold me down –
            To make me laugh or make me frown –
            I had drugs but now I’m free –
            I got no drugs in me –

            Hi-ho the me-ri-o, it’s the only way for me –
            I want the world to know it’s the only way to be –

            I got no pills, oh yes I’m done –
            I’m not tied up to anyone –
            Docs have strings as you well know –
            It’s really time for them to go!

            • NO STRINGS ATTACHED
              Ode to Psych Drugs sing-a-long
              (Please refer to the song “l Got No Strings”) –

              I got no drugs to hold me down –
              To make me laugh or make me frown-
              I had drugs, but now I’m free –
              There are no drugs in me!

              Hi-ho! the me-ri-o!
              It’s the only way for me –
              I want the world to know it’s the only place to be!

              I got no “Doc”, oh yes I’m done –
              And now I’m having lots more fun –
              “Docs” are drags as you may know –
              It’s really time for them to go!

          • WHO ARE YOU?

            Well, I don’t know what the heck to make of all this – I don’t even know who the hell you are anymore! I thought you HATED writin’, and now you’re goin’ at like there’s no tomorrow!! For Pete’s Sake, the next thing you know, you’re gonna be callin’ yourself a writer!!!

            Well, I, I don’t know about that –

            Well, just what would you call yourself???

            The Mouse That Roared –

            • MOONLIGHT SERENADE –

              Here’s a song to sing to your “therapist” –

              I see you and you see me –

              BUT NOW YOU’RE THE ONE WITH ANXIETY –

        • CREATING MONSTERS –

          What’s “psychiatry”?
          It’s where medical doctors treat emotional problems –
          That’s strange…
          That’s why it’s called the “Frankenstein of Medicine”-

        • BEEN THERE, DONE THAT –

          What makes you think you now so much?
          I don’t know so much – I know too much!
          Believe you me, I’m not mistaken in my bellyachin’!